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(41 Action News)   "Witnesses say three women walked into a Burger King and ordered food, and moments later got into an argument over the freshness of a cinnamon roll. That's when the gun came out"   (kshb.com) divider line 66
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2014-05-16 10:02:18 PM  
That video was hilarious. The description on a french fry container at 1:30 was amusing as hell.
 
2014-05-16 10:20:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 10:25:53 PM  
To be fair, I ordered a cinnabon once and it was an inch and a half wide in a five inch box. I coulda shot some one.
 
2014-05-16 10:42:55 PM  
F*ck your autoplay websites!
 
2014-05-16 11:41:52 PM  
She sounds fat.
 
2014-05-17 05:06:49 AM  
Let's roll.
 
2014-05-17 05:12:42 AM  
Whammy Burger?
 
2014-05-17 05:19:47 AM  
That's why the one next to the projects closed for six months here. Almost became a Jack-in-The-Box.
 
2014-05-17 05:19:52 AM  
Sometimes you gotta pack. And f*ck The Burger King - the biatch.
 
2014-05-17 05:27:58 AM  
If you're so concerned with the quality of your food, maybe skip Burger King altogether next time.
 
2014-05-17 05:31:31 AM  
I love this story.  It's full of the lulz. It could only have been better had a Chuck E. Cheese-esque brawl broken out with fat black titties flopping all about.
 
2014-05-17 05:35:56 AM  
*Reads Headline* I bet the three women are black.  *Reads Article* Yep.

/that's racist
 
2014-05-17 05:39:19 AM  
They were black? Are you farking kidding me?

*Faints in shock*
 
2014-05-17 05:43:44 AM  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
2014-05-17 05:52:06 AM  
Was the reporter's use of the word "glaze" intended to be a play upon words?
 
2014-05-17 05:56:00 AM  

PreMortem: To be fair, I ordered a cinnabon once and it was an inch and a half wide in a five inch box. I coulda shot some one.


But you didn't. Impulse control is the difference between civilization and chaos.
 
hej
2014-05-17 06:24:06 AM  
Where the hell were they hiding the guns?
/dnrtfa
 
hej
2014-05-17 06:26:54 AM  

hej: Where the hell were they hiding the guns?
/dnrtfa


Sorry, I thought the headline said the women were naked.
/just woke up
//it's 5:30am
///have a hangover
////fark you and the horse you rode in on
 
2014-05-17 06:28:21 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-17 06:33:16 AM  
If a place has heat lamps, freshness is not an option. Add to that you cannot complain about a product they're serving that they got from a license deal. Unless you see some cini-dudes working an oven right there, it hasn't been fresh since Will Smith went to Bel-Aire
 
2014-05-17 06:33:31 AM  

Dimensio: Was the reporter's use of the word "glaze" intended to be a play upon words?


I don't know, it may be the result of an early morning rise after a decent evening of drinking, but I feel like I could shoot and glaze the witness.

/if ya know what I mean
//I'm sure you do
///never eats BK
 
2014-05-17 06:35:40 AM  

hej: Where the hell were they hiding the guns?
/dnrtfa


In their weaves? Or their afros?
 
Poe
2014-05-17 06:36:21 AM  
Question for any resident Fark law-talking guys: would one be justified in preemptively shooting someone acting like this, with a hand thrust into a purse and screaming about an imminent mass slaying? Or do you have to wait until they actually pull the gun out? Do you attempt a citizens arrest and hope she doesn't fire from inside the purse?
 
2014-05-17 06:41:55 AM  
The gunner owner was a responsible gun owner, right up to that point.
 
2014-05-17 06:46:58 AM  

hej: Where the hell were they hiding the guns?
/dnrtfa


There was no gun. biatches just be trippin.

Which just goes to show that women are completely farking irrational. Men would at least shoot each other over something illegal, not a farking pastry.

Anyways. They got in a fight about the pastry, stormed out, and one came back WITH HER HAND IN HER PURSE. Threatening to "shoot everyone"

/Would have been poetic if there had been a shotgun sitting in the counter and someone had just "handled the problem."
 
2014-05-17 06:49:14 AM  

fusillade762: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 800x341]


That is absolutely atrocious trigger discipline.

/great movie
 
2014-05-17 06:49:24 AM  

Poe: Question for any resident Fark law-talking guys: would one be justified in preemptively shooting someone acting like this, with a hand thrust into a purse and screaming about an imminent mass slaying? Or do you have to wait until they actually pull the gun out? Do you attempt a citizens arrest and hope she doesn't fire from inside the purse?


You have to be in legitimate fear for your life, and actively being threatened in the moment. No shooting people as they run off, surrender, etc.

I bet you could make a compelling case either way. On the one hand, it's a farking pastry. Who's going to shoot someone over that? On the other hand. She's threatening to shoot you over a pastry, shes farking crazy.
 
2014-05-17 06:50:07 AM  

Poe: Question for any resident Fark law-talking guys: would one be justified in preemptively shooting someone acting like this, with a hand thrust into a purse and screaming about an imminent mass slaying? Or do you have to wait until they actually pull the gun out? Do you attempt a citizens arrest and hope she doesn't fire from inside the purse?


Are you a cop with your union dues paid?  If not, then no.
 
2014-05-17 07:04:44 AM  
If we just had a law that justified shooting someone for disrespectin', we could all finally eat at Burger King safely.
 
2014-05-17 07:16:38 AM  
Why doesn't the news have stories about responsible purse owners?  The media is the problem in this purse culture of ours making it seem as if they are too easily obtained by people who are not responsible.
 
2014-05-17 07:19:54 AM  

Creoena: *Reads Headline* I bet the three women are black.  *Reads Article* Yep.

/that's racist


THAT Dont Happen At No Chik fil-a.

/thats bigoted.
//with random cap goodness
//\aand typos
 
2014-05-17 07:25:08 AM  
 
2014-05-17 07:27:26 AM  
funny-pictures-blog.com
 
2014-05-17 07:27:50 AM  
Seems like she got that not so fresh feeling.
 
2014-05-17 07:49:29 AM  
Gun control more gun control is needed. The mentality of most people today do not help them retain their gun rights.
 
2014-05-17 07:53:21 AM  
Poe
2014-05-17 06:36:21 AM


Question for any resident Fark law-talking guys: would one be justified in preemptively shooting someone acting like this, with a hand thrust into a purse and screaming about an imminent mass slaying? Or do you have to wait until they actually pull the gun out? Do you attempt a citizens arrest and hope she doesn't fire from inside the purse?

I'm not a lawyer. but...

Depends on your state laws, but in most states if you reasonably believe you're in imminent danger (someone claiming to have a weapon where they are reaching would qualify) you are allowed to defend yourself.
 
2014-05-17 08:03:58 AM  
Fresh? Fresh at BK? That thing wasn't fresh when it was synthesized in 1982 out of recycled Styrofoam and shipped to the US from China, and it sure as hell isn't fresh now.
 
2014-05-17 08:05:23 AM  

K3rmy: armor helix: They were black? Are you farking kidding me?

*Faints in shock*

I was going to say "Attractive and Successful" but. . .

FTA

When officers arrived the victims and witnesses told police that three black females entered the restaurant and ordered food.  According to the report one of the females began arguing with an employee about her cinnabon not being fresh.

10 to 1, probably upper lower class - they tend to be the most demanding and also treat employees of fast food restaurants as lackeys.

Now the witness was a cutie

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x850]


The witness looks like one of those Mediterranean women who will wake up one day in their 20s and look 50 for the next 25 years.
 
2014-05-17 08:28:27 AM  

"Witnesses told police a few minutes later one of the suspects re-entered the restaurant with her hand inside her purse stating that she was going to "shoot everyone.""


And it was probably a knockoff Coach purse too. There's Burger Kings everywhere, well maybe not in the Hood. But I've skipped going to places if the food is bad and I especially would not go back to a place after arguing with the workers about food. Who knows what will happen to your next order if those same workers are there to make it.

 
2014-05-17 08:33:08 AM  
Will Mickey D's take exception to the super-sized pun in this story about Burger King?
 
2014-05-17 08:47:08 AM  
So now putting your hand in your purse and threatening to "shoot everyone" is now a gun coming out?

Don't panic submitard and give me all your money!

cdn.baekdal.com
 
2014-05-17 09:12:34 AM  
www.dvdizzy.com
 
2014-05-17 09:32:56 AM  
Sharkeisha, no!
 
2014-05-17 09:37:41 AM  
When keeping it real goes wrong...
 
2014-05-17 09:56:59 AM  
It's a good thing that Scrimps weren't involved.
 
2014-05-17 10:24:11 AM  

Creoena: *Reads Headline* I bet the three women are black.  *Reads Article* Yep.

/that's racist


armor helix: They were black? Are you farking kidding me?

*Faints in shock*


I was SHOCKED. SHOCKED I say, to find out that they were black...

No, not really.

I think I've been on Fark too long...
 
2014-05-17 10:57:08 AM  
Friend of mine put it beautifully: "This drive-thru's about to be a drive-by!!!!"
 
2014-05-17 11:02:34 AM  

clarksvegas: If a place has heat lamps, freshness is not an option. Add to that you cannot complain about a product they're serving that they got from a license deal. Unless you see some cini-dudes working an oven right there, it hasn't been fresh since Will Smith went to Bel-Aire


Burger King hasn't had heat lamps for since before The Matrix came out.
 
2014-05-17 11:03:38 AM  

Poe: Question for any resident Fark law-talking guys: would one be justified in preemptively shooting someone acting like this, with a hand thrust into a purse and screaming about an imminent mass slaying? Or do you have to wait until they actually pull the gun out? Do you attempt a citizens arrest and hope she doesn't fire from inside the purse?


Know your local laws!!!

In some places you would get off no problem, others you'd be looking at serious time.
 
2014-05-17 11:15:57 AM  
wHEN FIRST READ, THOUGHT IT HAD TO BE A sOUTHERN STATE. sAW THE STATE, THEY'RE NOT MUCH MORE sOUTHERN THAN THAT.
/Damn capslock.
 
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