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2014-05-16 08:55:47 PM
Stacey Dash is perfect for Faux News. She's beautiful and absolutely deluded. Those are the only two qualifications needed for Ailes to hire someone.
 
2014-05-16 09:21:15 PM

dramatools: Stacey Dash is perfect for Faux News. She's beautiful and absolutely deluded. Those are the only two qualifications needed for Ailes to hire someone.


It IS a business, not a public service. Same goes for most all "news" outlets.
 
2014-05-16 09:30:12 PM
Sure beats sweating out a third callback versus Tracy Wells for the plum role of "Incredulous Housewife 2" on the next Kitchen Ninja infomercial
 
2014-05-16 09:32:13 PM
Wasn't she like 40 when she played a high school kid in Clueless?
 
2014-05-16 09:34:22 PM
Why are. conservatives so obsessed with D-List celebrities?
 
2014-05-16 09:40:23 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Why are. conservatives so obsessed with D-List celebrities?


I've always loved their hypocrisy of slamming Hollywood for being liberal, but when they find a conservative "star" they push them out front as if to say, "We have star power TOO!"
 
2014-05-16 09:45:01 PM
Wasn't she in Playboy? Seems like a perfect fit.
 
2014-05-16 09:46:16 PM
They've always had a certain air about them

/but credibility doesn't even belong in the same sentence as Fox News
 
2014-05-16 09:46:57 PM

djkutch: Wasn't she in Playboy? Seems like a perfect fit.


Yes, she was also in a soft-core porn flick (NSFW).
 
2014-05-16 09:57:36 PM
Who?
 
2014-05-16 10:00:07 PM
 
2014-05-16 10:07:48 PM

HawgWild: Lionel Mandrake: Why are. conservatives so obsessed with D-List celebrities?

I've always loved their hypocrisy of slamming Hollywood for being liberal, but when they find a conservative "star" they push them out front as if to say, "We have star power TOO!"


Right...they make fun of Bruce Springsteen and George Clooney, then trot out Ted Nugent and Victoria Jackson...take THAT lib-u-lardos!!
 
2014-05-16 10:25:31 PM
Nah, they need someone who swallows...

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 10:38:39 PM
Stacey Dash is one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

/dayum
 
2014-05-16 10:39:10 PM

TuteTibiImperes: djkutch: Wasn't she in Playboy? Seems like a perfect fit.

Yes, she was also in a soft-core porn flick (NSFW).


Hahaha. This is too rich. Is she gonna follow huckabee?
 
2014-05-16 10:50:54 PM
Could've been a really good headline here.

OK, sort of good.
 
2014-05-16 10:51:09 PM

mooseyfate: Stacey Dash is one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

/dayum


I find it entertaining that this is the first result on a GIS for her:

www.aceshowbiz.com

I really have no clue what's going on with that photo.  Is she trying to do a sexy-sultry pose?  Is she drunk?  Is she about to have a stroke?

Yet, despite the goofy-ass expression, she somehow makes it work.
 
2014-05-16 10:52:13 PM

TuteTibiImperes: djkutch: Wasn't she in Playboy? Seems like a perfect fit.

Yes, she was also in a soft-core porn flick (NSFW).


Acting!!!
 
2014-05-16 10:54:37 PM
What the hell??

www.truthrevolt.org

among

www.stevedennie.com
 
2014-05-16 10:57:18 PM

ArcadianRefugee: What the hell??

[www.truthrevolt.org image 150x120]

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[www.stevedennie.com image 850x671]


See, they have a black person that hangs out with them, so they're totally not racist.

guerillamedianetwork.com
 
2014-05-16 10:59:16 PM

TuteTibiImperes: mooseyfate: Stacey Dash is one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

/dayum

I find it entertaining that this is the first result on a GIS for her:

[www.aceshowbiz.com image 728x1000]

I really have no clue what's going on with that photo.  Is she trying to do a sexy-sultry pose?  Is she drunk?  Is she about to have a stroke?

Yet, despite the goofy-ass expression, she somehow makes it work.


I'm going to go with "caught while turning her head to toss her hair out of her eyes" which would include parted lips as one tried to blow hair from their face.

It doesn't look like an attempted pose, but I am not a professional.
 
2014-05-16 11:04:34 PM

ArcadianRefugee: What the hell??

[www.truthrevolt.org image 150x120]

among

[www.stevedennie.com image 850x671]


"We go now to Our Black Friend, Stacy Dash."
 
2014-05-16 11:08:39 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 11:16:05 PM
T & A.
That's how Howard K. Smith done it.
 
2014-05-16 11:17:21 PM

ArcadianRefugee: What the hell??

[www.truthrevolt.org image 150x120]

among

[www.stevedennie.com image 850x671]

utc.iath.virginia.edu
 
2014-05-16 11:17:59 PM
as if
 
2014-05-16 11:18:17 PM
Please, nobody tell subby how ABC found David Hartman to host "Good Morning America" or they'll get the vapors...  http://articles.latimes.com/1995-12-03/news/tv-9666_1_morning-americ a
 
2014-05-16 11:21:48 PM
We hold news anchors in high esteem now. BTW she's smoking hot, or at least was in that Kanye All Falls Down video.
 
2014-05-16 11:25:13 PM

FlyingJ: Please, nobody tell subby how ABC found David Hartman to host "Good Morning America" or they'll get the vapors...  http://articles.latimes.com/1995-12-03/news/tv-9666_1_morning-americ a


That's the best you got? Wow. What a timely info bomb......not.

/that's more recent than your link
//you hack
 
2014-05-16 11:28:29 PM
She looks like hell in that article picture.
 
2014-05-16 11:33:31 PM

TuteTibiImperes: djkutch: Wasn't she in Playboy? Seems like a perfect fit.

Yes, she was also in a soft-core porn flick (NSFW).


Thats great. For a "conservative" channel youd think they would have vetted her a little better. That wasnt just a little shadowed sex scene in a movie. Hope they dry cleaned the faux fur or burned it.

That clip will be everywhere if she gets hired. Never saw it before until now. Thanks.
 
2014-05-16 11:35:01 PM
I am going to assume the powers that be saw the name, Stacy Dash, followed by the word Clueless and thought "She's perfect for our audience!"
 
2014-05-16 11:38:47 PM

Igor Jakovsky: TuteTibiImperes: djkutch: Wasn't she in Playboy? Seems like a perfect fit.

Yes, she was also in a soft-core porn flick (NSFW).

Thats great. For a "conservative" channel youd think they would have vetted her a little better. That wasnt just a little shadowed sex scene in a movie. Hope they dry cleaned the faux fur or burned it.

That clip will be everywhere if she gets hired. Never saw it before until now. Thanks.


There's another one as well (also NSFW).  And to be fair, I have no problem with her having done sex scenes, heck, I'm all for attractive women doing sex scenes, I just find it humorous due to her selection as a Fox News anchor.
 
2014-05-16 11:45:47 PM

TuteTibiImperes: djkutch: Wasn't she in Playboy? Seems like a perfect fit.

Yes, she was also in a soft-core porn flick (NSFW).


The lords work, you're doing it.
 
2014-05-16 11:47:49 PM
If you don't like her, watch the beauties on the other channels like Rachel Maddog, Jane Velez-Monstrous Nostrils, or Nancy (what about the children?) Grrrrrrrrace.
 
ecl
2014-05-16 11:48:14 PM
I'd let her pee in my butt.
 
2014-05-16 11:48:41 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Igor Jakovsky: TuteTibiImperes: djkutch: Wasn't she in Playboy? Seems like a perfect fit.

Yes, she was also in a soft-core porn flick (NSFW).

Thats great. For a "conservative" channel youd think they would have vetted her a little better. That wasnt just a little shadowed sex scene in a movie. Hope they dry cleaned the faux fur or burned it.

That clip will be everywhere if she gets hired. Never saw it before until now. Thanks.

There's another one as well (also NSFW).  And to be fair, I have no problem with her having done sex scenes, heck, I'm all for attractive women doing sex scenes, I just find it humorous due to her selection as a Fox News anchor.


Goodness, you can see the peach-fuzz on her boobies.
 
2014-05-16 11:51:22 PM

Mugato: ArcadianRefugee: What the hell??

[www.truthrevolt.org image 150x120]

among

[www.stevedennie.com image 850x671]

"We go now to Our Black Friend, Stacy Dash."


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-16 11:54:03 PM

ArcadianRefugee: What the hell??


Maybe Fox's hair department is running out of bleach?
 
2014-05-16 11:54:25 PM
Rainbow's crazy cousin?
 
2014-05-16 11:57:02 PM
[imokwiththis.jpg]
 
2014-05-17 12:02:14 AM
flapjacks...that's the only word that came to mind.
 
2014-05-17 12:02:15 AM
They can fix the hair.
Does she have the legs for it?
 
2014-05-17 12:02:24 AM
lol lefty morons still don't get that Fox is THE ONE news outlet. The others fabricate (with proof).

But hey...whatever floats your boat. Pretend that what ever news site you watch/read has better ratings....which DOES mean better btw...sorry.
 
2014-05-17 12:05:44 AM

Torgo_of_Manos: TuteTibiImperes: djkutch: Wasn't she in Playboy? Seems like a perfect fit.

Yes, she was also in a soft-core porn flick (NSFW).

Acting!!!


Lying farker....

TuteTibiImperes: mooseyfate: Stacey Dash is one of the most beautiful women on the planet.

/dayum

I find it entertaining that this is the first result on a GIS for her:

[www.aceshowbiz.com image 728x1000]

I really have no clue what's going on with that photo.  Is she trying to do a sexy-sultry pose?  Is she drunk?  Is she about to have a stroke?

Yet, despite the goofy-ass expression, she somehow makes it work.


It's the latest to be submitted to the net...no matter when it was taken. But...you know that...cause yer a smart lefty
 
2014-05-17 12:12:43 AM
SHE'S SLIGHTLY DARKER THAN THE OTHERS!!!

This means something. Something. Bill O'Reilly will suggest in good humor that she looks like a drug dealer.
 
2014-05-17 12:12:48 AM

ArcadianRefugee: What the hell??

[www.truthrevolt.org image 150x120]

among

[www.stevedennie.com image 850x671]


Add her at the end, and you get the Fox "News" version of

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-05-17 12:37:49 AM

loral: If you don't like her, watch the beauties on the other channels like Rachel Maddog, Jane Velez-Monstrous Nostrils, or Nancy (what about the children?) Grrrrrrrrace.


Now call them dudes
 
2014-05-17 12:39:18 AM
Gestankfaust (favorite: super defensive race warrior 7868835)
 
2014-05-17 12:47:16 AM

ArcadianRefugee: What the hell??

[www.truthrevolt.org image 150x120]

among

[www.stevedennie.com image 850x671]


Umm...

www.princeton.edu

www.julie-banderas.com

mystrawhat.com

foxnewsinsider.com

i.dailymail.co.uk

foxnewsinsider.com

etc...

So except for, you know... reality and everything, you're dead on the money, there.
 
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