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(Ohio.com)   43 year-old-man breaks into home of 83-year-old woman to profess his love. Who says romance is dead?   (ohio.com ) divider line
    More: Weird, Ronald Dilworth, Akron  
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2014-05-16 10:27:16 PM  
Is romance the name of her vagina? Because that... that's been dead for a while.
 
2014-05-16 10:31:52 PM  
lol right down the street from me.  I always thought that guy was odd
 
2014-05-16 10:33:05 PM  
No, I did not confess my love to Sophia Loren. You farkettes can relax.
 
2014-05-16 10:33:27 PM  
i.imgur.com

You are, how you say? GMILF.
 
2014-05-16 10:34:25 PM  
It's a profitable talent.
 
2014-05-16 10:45:31 PM  
But really, who can resist the sexy one-two punch of vanilla extract and Absorbine Jr.?
 
2014-05-16 10:48:39 PM  
Police say they also charged Dilworth with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

You don't say.

ltdanman44: lol right down the street from me.  I always thought that guy was odd


STORY TIME!!
 
2014-05-16 11:09:12 PM  

ltdanman44: lol right down the street from me.  I always thought that guy was odd


Who cares about the guy. Is the old lady hot?
 
2014-05-16 11:10:00 PM  
Hey, once those dentures come off and your pants come off, how can you not fall in love?
 
2014-05-16 11:11:00 PM  
The later years.

www.movingimage.us
 
2014-05-16 11:11:29 PM  
And police have released the suspect and are now looking for this man:

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-16 11:36:55 PM  
Couple years ago, my dad suddenly decided he was in love with one of my friends who is a mere four years older than I am. Needless to say she was completely freaked out, I had to run interference, and finally he signed up for eharmony and dated around til he met and married a lady about ten months later.

People can get WEIRD in their old age, I guess is what I'm saying. Hope I don't find myself in a position to find out I'm just as weird.
 
2014-05-17 12:07:52 AM  
How much money was she worth?
 
2014-05-17 01:08:38 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-17 01:19:11 AM  
See ladies???

There's always hope.
 
2014-05-17 01:25:20 AM  

ladyfortuna: Couple years ago, my dad suddenly decided he was in love with one of my friends who is a mere four years older than I am. Needless to say she was completely freaked out, I had to run interference, and finally he signed up for eharmony and dated around til he met and married a lady about ten months later.

People can get WEIRD in their old age, I guess is what I'm saying. Hope I don't find myself in a position to find out I'm just as weird.



If ever you start to think Farkers are rational and/or caring......
 
2014-05-17 01:26:09 AM  

Jclark666: Who cares about the guy. Is the old lady hot?


Depends.
 
2014-05-17 01:41:44 AM  
serialsuicidebomber:

If ever you start to think Farkers are rational and/or caring......

What, because my dad kind of went around the bend over someone less than half his age and barely acquainted with him, and I hope I don't follow suit?
 
2014-05-17 01:57:29 AM  

AbiNormal: The later years.

[www.movingimage.us image 550x238]


Harold, dear, eat your beets.
 
2014-05-17 02:49:20 AM  

ladyfortuna: serialsuicidebomber:

If ever you start to think Farkers are rational and/or caring......

What, because my dad kind of went around the bend over someone less than half his age and barely acquainted with him, and I hope I don't follow suit?


It's different for men, though.
 
2014-05-17 05:54:34 AM  

baconbeard: ladyfortuna: serialsuicidebomber:

If ever you start to think Farkers are rational and/or caring......

What, because my dad kind of went around the bend over someone less than half his age and barely acquainted with him, and I hope I don't follow suit?

It's different for men, though.


What's different? That they think it's acceptable to act like dirty old men by hitting on women who are less than half their age?
 
2014-05-17 08:02:56 AM  
Life imitates Grand Hotel?
 
2014-05-17 09:08:59 AM  
I think I've seen that movie...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-05-17 09:10:25 AM  
Did he bring a Mexican rhythm cobo with him?

/that was just the loo filling up
 
2014-05-17 09:11:39 AM  
They really love each other, but the problem is that whenever people see him, they call him crypt-robber.
 
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