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(KTUU Alaska)   Neosporin: Good for scrapes, burns, gunshot wounds to the head....wait, what?   (ktuu.com) divider line 44
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2014-05-16 09:00:39 PM
I farked your mom
When I went whorin'
Now I'm usin'
Neosporin
Burma Shave
 
2014-05-16 09:54:45 PM
It's properties as a lube and, not just a healing ointment, should be pointed out. I'm not ashamed to admit I was pretty raw after all the Benghazi threads.
 
2014-05-16 10:10:25 PM
I guess he felt like he needed a trip to the hospital as much as he needed a bullet in the head.
 
2014-05-16 10:54:09 PM
"Honey, I accidentally shot myself in the head"
Just put a little Neosporin on it dear, you'll be fine"
"K"
 
2014-05-16 11:10:05 PM
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2014-05-17 12:02:58 AM
who shot himself during gunplay

So there's now a word for when the average dumbass shoots himself?
Why didn't the founding fathers foresee this?
 
2014-05-17 12:05:04 AM
.22 LR

neosporin is all he needed
 
2014-05-17 12:05:26 AM
Better than the guy I know that had himself life flighted 100 miles after shooting himself in the meat of the thigh with a .22.
 
2014-05-17 12:05:31 AM
Neosporin.  Apply directly to the head.
Neosporin.  Apply directly to the head.
Neosporin.  Apply directly to the head.
 
2014-05-17 12:09:33 AM
Just put some butter on it.


whatshisname: who shot himself during gunplay

So there's now a word for when the average dumbass shoots himself?
Why didn't the founding fathers foresee this?


"Gunplay" does not mean "playing with guns".

gun·play noun \ˈgən-ˌplā\

: the shooting of small arms with intent to scare or kill
 
2014-05-17 12:09:43 AM
I heard the term "gunplay" in a gay porn video before, but that was another time.
 
2014-05-17 12:12:34 AM
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing." says every gun owner, ever.
 
2014-05-17 12:14:07 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing." says every gun owner, ever.


I'm just playing with guns. It's gunplay. Totally harmless.
 
2014-05-17 12:15:15 AM
"Investigation revealed (the man) had shot himself in the head on (Saturday) while negligently handling a firearm," troopers wrote. "(He) did not seek medical attention until (Thursday).

Now this is American Healthcare!
 
2014-05-17 12:15:21 AM

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Damn! I came here to post this
 
2014-05-17 12:16:46 AM
It's just a flesh wound.
 
2014-05-17 12:18:25 AM

moothemagiccow: "Investigation revealed (the man) had shot himself in the head on (Saturday) while negligently handling a firearm," troopers wrote. "(He) did not seek medical attention until (Thursday).

Now this is American Healthcare!


Seems pretty bootstrappy to me!
 
2014-05-17 12:30:05 AM
What kind of gunshot wound?

If the gun was a Magnum P.I. it could break the skin and start a very ugly infection.

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2014-05-17 12:31:48 AM
Sooo close to receiving a Darwin Award. Until next time, then.
 
2014-05-17 12:40:00 AM
Wanted for questioning...

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2014-05-17 12:40:52 AM

i.imgur.com

Shouda gone with the Silver. Might have saved himself from turning into a werewolf.

 
2014-05-17 12:51:07 AM

texastag: What kind of gunshot wound?

If the gun was a Magnum P.I. it could break the skin and start a very ugly infection.

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I think the gun you're talking about is generally just called a "magnum (.357 Magnum, .44 Magnum...) ".

Magnum, P.I. is a tv show from the 80s.

also, hard to tell from the picture size, but I don't think that that gun that guy is holding is a real gun. it's probably a bb gun. which could still cause some pain, especially that close. and it looks like the tag is still on it.

/tmyk
 
2014-05-17 01:03:15 AM
I don't know what is dumber, managing to shoot yourself in the head with a long rifle or waiting nearly a week to seek medical attention. How did this guy even make it to his 43rd birthday?
 
2014-05-17 01:19:17 AM
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2014-05-17 01:22:29 AM

Gwyrddu: I don't know what is dumber, managing to shoot yourself in the head with a long rifle or waiting nearly a week to seek medical attention. How did this guy even make it to his 43rd birthday?


It's not like there is a clinic right around the corner in Alaska. And sometimes treating it yourself is safer than going to some of those clinics.
 
2014-05-17 01:39:21 AM
Ima put this to the test... be back in a few with my results
 
2014-05-17 01:43:21 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: .22 LR

neosporin is all he needed


Well if the round didn't pierce his skull that's about all they'll end up doing to him.  They'll probably do a CT scan to make sure that there isn't any internal hemorrhaging though.  Maybe an MRI.
 
2014-05-17 01:47:23 AM

Gwyrddu: I don't know what is dumber, managing to shoot yourself in the head with a long rifle or waiting nearly a week to seek medical attention. How did this guy even make it to his 43rd birthday?


Long rifle refers to the caliber (.22 long rifle). There are plenty of hand guns chambered in .22 long rifle. Which is far more likely what he shot himself with.
 
2014-05-17 02:22:54 AM

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Came in for this
 
2014-05-17 02:41:19 AM
There is a place on the far southside of Chicago that makes a powdered form of a neosporin type product. It has a weird burnt brownie odor. The receptionist at the refractory plant across the street told me the maint. dudes started growing titties. This supposedly stopped in the early 90'when consumers started learning about hormones in the food supply at an excessive level.

I still work there a few weeks a year. Despite the lack of super farm animal hormones I still manage to hoover up a few lines of weird animal feed supplement powder and punch livestock.

There is no livestock on site.
It's near a strip club.
Chubby Puerto Rican strippers can take a punch.
 
2014-05-17 02:54:27 AM

merrillvillain: There is a place on the far southside of Chicago that makes a powdered form of a neosporin type product. It has a weird burnt brownie odor. The receptionist at the refractory plant across the street told me the maint. dudes started growing titties. This supposedly stopped in the early 90'when consumers started learning about hormones in the food supply at an excessive level.

I still work there a few weeks a year. Despite the lack of super farm animal hormones I still manage to hoover up a few lines of weird animal feed supplement powder and punch livestock.

There is no livestock on site.
It's near a strip club.
Chubby Puerto Rican strippers can take a punch.


That's it. I'm demanding you pass whatever that is you're smoking over here.
 
2014-05-17 03:38:43 AM

croesius: merrillvillain: There is a place on the far southside of Chicago that makes a powdered form of a neosporin type product. It has a weird burnt brownie odor. The receptionist at the refractory plant across the street told me the maint. dudes started growing titties. This supposedly stopped in the early 90'when consumers started learning about hormones in the food supply at an excessive level.

I still work there a few weeks a year. Despite the lack of super farm animal hormones I still manage to hoover up a few lines of weird animal feed supplement powder and punch livestock.

There is no livestock on site.
It's near a strip club.
Chubby Puerto Rican strippers can take a punch.

That's it. I'm demanding you pass whatever that is you're smoking over here.


I don't smoke the drugs dude. Just a normal citizen posting on the internet.
 
2014-05-17 03:40:28 AM

merrillvillain: Despite the lack of super farm animal hormones I still manage to hoover up a few lines of weird animal feed supplement powder and punch livestock.


I know many of those words but that sentence baffles me. Does "hoover" mean you dress up like a transvestite?  I don't see how this would help you punch cows in the face.
 
2014-05-17 03:51:17 AM

whatshisname: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing." says every gun owner, ever.

I'm just playing with guns. It's gunplay. Totally harmless.


Thanks to lots of gun safety classes, I even treat a freaking airsoft pistol like a real loaded gun, in that I make sure it's pointed away from people and if I'm target shooting and also,  make sure there's nobody remotely near where they can get hit, 'cause plastic that flies at 300-500 feet per second really hurts when it hits bare skin.. which is why everyone wore flannel and eyewear when we were shooting at each other.

I just.. I mean, how could someone be so stupid as to shoot themselves in the head with a .22 rifle!? Lordy, I don't even...
 
2014-05-17 04:00:14 AM

syrynxx: merrillvillain: Despite the lack of super farm animal hormones I still manage to hoover up a few lines of weird animal feed supplement powder and punch livestock.

I know many of those words but that sentence baffles me. Does "hoover" mean you dress up like a transvestite?  I don't see how this would help you punch cows in the face.


The confusion is understandable..

,

That should clear up any further questions.
 
2014-05-17 04:15:52 AM

calbert: texastag: What kind of gunshot wound?

If the gun was a Magnum P.I. it could break the skin and start a very ugly infection.

[s2.hubimg.com image 260x210]

I think the gun you're talking about is generally just called a "magnum (.357 Magnum, .44 Magnum...) ".

Magnum, P.I. is a tv show from the 80s.

also, hard to tell from the picture size, but I don't think that that gun that guy is holding is a real gun. it's probably a bb gun. which could still cause some pain, especially that close. and it looks like the tag is still on it.

/tmyk


It's from National Lampoon's Vacation.

Guard: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Guard: It's a BB gun!
Clark: Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
Guard: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
 
2014-05-17 04:28:39 AM
Also good for cannonball wounds...
i3.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-17 04:42:42 AM

Thingster: Better than the guy I know that had himself life flighted 100 miles after shooting himself in the meat of the thigh with a .22.


twirling a pistol like some dime store cowboy no doubt
a guy like that may even cut off the end of his nose on a 5$ bet
a guy like that might be named Zach
 
2014-05-17 07:58:01 AM

merrillvillain: croesius: merrillvillain: There is a place on the far southside of Chicago that makes a powdered form of a neosporin type product. It has a weird burnt brownie odor. The receptionist at the refractory plant across the street told me the maint. dudes started growing titties. This supposedly stopped in the early 90'when consumers started learning about hormones in the food supply at an excessive level.

I still work there a few weeks a year. Despite the lack of super farm animal hormones I still manage to hoover up a few lines of weird animal feed supplement powder and punch livestock.

There is no livestock on site.
It's near a strip club.
Chubby Puerto Rican strippers can take a punch.

That's it. I'm demanding you pass whatever that is you're smoking over here.

I don't smoke the drugs dude. Just a normal citizen posting on the internet.


I see you are unfamiliar with the definition of normal...
 
2014-05-17 08:17:55 AM

kling_klang_bed: [static.fjcdn.com image 600x604]


And the Neosporin with paper towel.  It's how I treated the last time I cut the tip of my thumb with the table circular saw.  It scared me, until I saw the wound and thought, "Meh, I got this."  My wife still laughs about it.

/It feels slightly less sensitive than before
//but it has been that way since I sliced it at Arby's, which is why I knew how to treat it for nearly free.
 
2014-05-17 10:53:40 AM
Well, that Neosporin™ stuff is damn near magical for healing. I just hope he used the one that has the pain reliever in it.

On a side note....has anyone noticed that the Band Aid™ brand commercials have been promoting the use of Neosporin™? Its like a commercial within a commercial! I wonder if they might be owned by the same parent company. Most likely.....
 
2014-05-17 02:54:12 PM

djkutch: It's properties as a lube and, not just a healing ointment, should be pointed out. I'm not ashamed to admit I was pretty raw after all the Benghazi threads.


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2014-05-17 06:59:32 PM

merrillvillain: There is a place on the far southside of Chicago that makes a powdered form of a neosporin type product. It has a weird burnt brownie odor. The receptionist at the refractory plant across the street told me the maint. dudes started growing titties.


There's a mufti-billion dollar product there.  A powder that grows boobs could make a fortune.
 
2014-05-17 07:13:07 PM
Yeah. Neosporin is like duck tape. They use that on the space shuttle, you know...
 
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