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(WGNO)   If you were driving around New Orleans chucking rabbits out the window, the SPCA would like to have a word with you   (wgno.com) divider line 46
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2014-05-16 08:18:11 PM  
As god is my witness, I thought rabbits could fly!
 
2014-05-16 08:21:21 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: As god is my witness, I thought rabbits could fly!


I know, right? Go ask Alice, I think she'll know.
 
2014-05-16 08:41:36 PM  
Well hell yes

/everyone knows it's duck chucking season
 
2014-05-16 08:42:49 PM  
But would you chuck a woodchuck, Chuck?
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/shamelessly swiped.
 
2014-05-16 09:17:31 PM  
The rabbit broke a foot?

There seems to be a life message in there somewhere.

/foot...leg...whatever.
 
2014-05-16 09:27:05 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: The rabbit broke a foot?

There seems to be a life message in there somewhere.

/foot...leg...whatever.


I never did understand why a rabbits foot was considered lucky

/I mean... the rabbit had four of them and it didn't appear things had turned out well for him
 
2014-05-16 09:28:20 PM  
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Hey you woodchucks!  Quit Chuckin' my wood.
 
2014-05-16 10:33:51 PM  
He had huge, sharp... he was leaping about... look at the bones!
 
2014-05-17 12:13:44 AM  
Perhaps if we build a wooden badger
 
2014-05-17 12:14:43 AM  
If they find the person who did it they should break their knee caps with a sledgehammer and then dump them in a field somewhere and let them find their own way to the nearest hospital.
 
2014-05-17 12:15:07 AM  
I swear to you, my eyes skipped right over the "t" in "rabbits."  I was very confused as to why the SPCA was getting involved in some apparent act of anti-Semitism.
 
2014-05-17 12:16:58 AM  
The best way to get rid of unwanted rabbits is to make a fricassee or a gumbo with them. No need to be cruel and throw them.
 
2014-05-17 12:17:12 AM  
What a harebrained idea.
 
2014-05-17 12:18:06 AM  

Mock26: If they find the person who did it they should break their knee caps with a sledgehammer and then dump them in a field somewhere and let them find their own way to the nearest hospital.


Preferably a field with a large fire ant infestation.
 
2014-05-17 12:19:11 AM  
MAGIC MAN
 
2014-05-17 12:21:50 AM  

codigo: Mock26: If they find the person who did it they should break their knee caps with a sledgehammer and then dump them in a field somewhere and let them find their own way to the nearest hospital.

Preferably a field with a large fire ant infestation.


I was thinking more along the lines of a mine field, but now I am thinking a mine field infested with fire ants.
 
2014-05-17 12:31:09 AM  
Poor dude was running from a bunch of enraged natives, he finally makes it to the car. As his driver speeds away, he notices two rabbits in the back with him and screams "I hate rabbits, Jock! I hate them!" ...
 
2014-05-17 12:31:57 AM  
Sadly, even when these assholes are found and brought to trial, the judges always seem to give them the lightest sentences possible. I have yet to see anyone in this country having the proverbial book thrown at them for an animal cruelty case, and no doubt that sends a message to the sadists out there.
 
2014-05-17 12:37:46 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Sadly, even when these assholes are found and brought to trial, the judges always seem to give them the lightest sentences possible. I have yet to see anyone in this country having the proverbial book thrown at them for an animal cruelty case, and no doubt that sends a message to the sadists out there.


But the rabbits were pregnant, so he really endangered the lives of 6 rabbits. Southerners love their fetuses
 
2014-05-17 12:42:15 AM  
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2014-05-17 12:43:30 AM  
The guy that they seek probably can't read very well, and gravely misunderstood several things about Easter. Wait until Halloween...
 
2014-05-17 12:55:10 AM  
CSB time.

I was working at a BK in college in Houghton Michigan, and one night someone threw a dead rabbit in through the drive thru.  We didn't get a clear look at their license plate unfortunately.
 
2014-05-17 12:56:57 AM  
Why the hell would you go through the trouble of driving around to find a good spot to toss it out?  Just let it go somewhere and let nature take it's course.
 
2014-05-17 12:58:42 AM  
Came for Bill McKinney playing another crazy redneck in  Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-05-17 12:58:50 AM  
They should have gone north to Victoria BC
 
2014-05-17 01:03:54 AM  
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He might be getting a visit from this guy.
 
2014-05-17 01:06:42 AM  
I thought El-ahrairah washed all these sort of people away in 2005.
 
2014-05-17 01:13:16 AM  
And if you go chucking rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
To call Alice, when she was just small
 
2014-05-17 01:39:43 AM  
chocolate bunnies?
 
2014-05-17 01:42:24 AM  
PULL!

<blam>
 
2014-05-17 01:56:37 AM  
So where the hell was Biggles?
 
2014-05-17 01:57:37 AM  
Tell me about the rabbits, George...
 
2014-05-17 02:17:54 AM  

meat0918: CSB time.

I was working at a BK in college in Houghton Michigan, and one night someone threw a dead rabbit in through the drive thru.  We didn't get a clear look at their license plate unfortunately.


Wow.

So did you have to disinfect the kitchen, or did you just cook up the bunny?

/Rabbit burgers
//Houghton BK specialty
///It's the UP, you never know
 
2014-05-17 02:22:27 AM  

BuckTurgidson: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 620x261]


Where do I go from here?
 
2014-05-17 06:19:03 AM  
I misread the headline as "Rabbis."  Does that make me a bad person?
 
2014-05-17 07:07:50 AM  

rackrent: I misread the headline as "Rabbis."  Does that make me a bad person?


Silly Rabbi, Kicks are for Trids.
 
2014-05-17 08:24:08 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: kling_klang_bed: [media.giphy.com image 500x468]

He might be getting a visit from this guy.

I am probably going to be jumped on for this... but WTF is that from?


Donnie Darko.
 
2014-05-17 08:24:16 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: kling_klang_bed: [media.giphy.com image 500x468]

He might be getting a visit from this guy.

I am probably going to be jumped on for this... but WTF is that from?


Donnie Darko.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246578/
 
2014-05-17 08:52:38 AM  
Why are you wearing that stupid bunny costume?
 
2014-05-17 10:15:56 AM  
I thought that said SCSA and I was like "Hell yeah!"
 
2014-05-17 10:57:31 AM  
Don't know if the article mentioned it but someone did this with cats on the WB Expressway a while back.
 
2014-05-17 11:27:37 AM  
oneshotjoe.com

/Does NOT Approve.
 
2014-05-17 12:48:26 PM  
I gotta quit skimming Fark ledes

My first skim was ..  chucking rabbis out the window ..
 
2014-05-17 05:39:22 PM  

dv-ous: [oneshotjoe.com image 666x360]

/Does NOT Approve.


Much as I love Waits and Walken, that movie was a stinker.
 
2014-05-17 09:41:48 PM  

kling_klang_bed: [media.giphy.com image 500x468]

He might be getting a visit from this guy.


Or this one:
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2014-05-17 09:53:14 PM  

MBooda: kling_klang_bed: [media.giphy.com image 500x468]

He might be getting a visit from this guy.

Or this one:
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You, sir, good knight, have topped me!
 
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