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(Olean Times Herald)   Drunk and disorderly is no way to go through your work day, Mrs. Elementary School Librarian   (oleantimesherald.com ) divider line 55
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2014-05-16 04:14:46 PM  
Please make this a hot librarian thread ...

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2014-05-16 04:41:22 PM  
Drinking wine and hanging out reading children's books all day sounds like a fun time to me, except for all those pesky children milling about.
 
2014-05-16 04:46:55 PM  
Denise M. Whiteman, 50, of Whitetail Road, Eldred, is charged with endangering the welfare of a children, a third-degree felony; recklessly endangering another person, a first-degree misdemeanor; disorderly conduct, a third-degree misdemeanor; and public drunkenness, a summary offence.

Jesus Fark - really?  I can see the public drunkenness rap.  But endangering the welfare of a children, recklessly endangering another person, and disorderly conduct?  Come on.  She was a drunk librarian, not a bus driver.  Discipline her.  Fire her, even.  But piling on charges like that?  Jesus - if I had to be a School Librarian and spend my entire day around those entitled little bastards, I'd drink too.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2014-05-16 06:37:22 PM  
May have smelled of alcohol

or may have had a stroke.
 
2014-05-16 06:59:38 PM  
He obviously missed the day when the librarians are taught how to hide it.
 
2014-05-16 07:08:25 PM  

FNG: May have smelled of alcohol

or may have had a stroke.


Probably diabetic and drunk, or severely hungover.  Diabetics can run headlong into hypoglycemia while their body is processing alcohol.
 
2014-05-16 07:19:10 PM  

Lsherm: Probably diabetic and drunk, or severely hungover. Diabetics can run headlong into hypoglycemia

...

... and walls.
 
2014-05-16 07:27:40 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Denise M. Whiteman, 50, of Whitetail Road, Eldred, is charged with endangering the welfare of a children, a third-degree felony; recklessly endangering another person, a first-degree misdemeanor; disorderly conduct, a third-degree misdemeanor; and public drunkenness, a summary offence.

Jesus Fark - really?  I can see the public drunkenness rap.  But endangering the welfare of a children, recklessly endangering another person, and disorderly conduct?  Come on.  She was a drunk librarian, not a bus driver.  Discipline her.  Fire her, even.  But piling on charges like that?  Jesus - if I had to be a School Librarian and spend my entire day around those entitled little bastards, I'd drink too.


Well of course she was charged. Who does she think she is - the mayor of Toronto?
 
2014-05-16 07:31:29 PM  

FNG: May have smelled of alcohol

or may have had a stroke.


Benevolent Misanthrope: Denise M. Whiteman, 50, of Whitetail Road, Eldred, is charged with endangering the welfare of a children, a third-degree felony; recklessly endangering another person, a first-degree misdemeanor; disorderly conduct, a third-degree misdemeanor; and public drunkenness, a summary offence.

Jesus Fark - really?  I can see the public drunkenness rap.  But endangering the welfare of a children, recklessly endangering another person, and disorderly conduct?  Come on.  She was a drunk librarian, not a bus driver.  Discipline her.  Fire her, even.  But piling on charges like that?  Jesus - if I had to be a School Librarian and spend my entire day around those entitled little bastards, I'd drink too.


Both of these.
 
2014-05-16 07:33:27 PM  
If this is going to be a sexy librarian thread, I humbly request some male librarians.  Also, I'd be drunk all the farking time if I had to be an elementary school librarian.  How many times can you scrub the chocolate off of The Cat in the Hat before you lose all desire for consciousness?
 
2014-05-16 07:39:59 PM  
Our elementary school librarian had short red hair like Annie Lennox and usually wore short black pencil skirts and black lace stockings. She'd dress up as literary characters like Pippi Longstockings or Captain Hook. She was so cool.
 
2014-05-16 07:44:41 PM  

FunkOut: Our elementary school librarian had short red hair like Annie Lennox and usually wore short black pencil skirts and black lace stockings. She'd dress up as literary characters like Pippi Longstockings or Captain Hook. She was so cool.


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2014-05-16 07:45:47 PM  
You want endangering the welfare of a child? Just  don't try to keep me from my whiskey, and everything will be okay.
 
2014-05-16 07:46:09 PM  

fusillade762: FNG: May have smelled of alcohol

or may have had a stroke.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Denise M. Whiteman, 50, of Whitetail Road, Eldred, is charged with endangering the welfare of a children, a third-degree felony; recklessly endangering another person, a first-degree misdemeanor; disorderly conduct, a third-degree misdemeanor; and public drunkenness, a summary offence.

Jesus Fark - really?  I can see the public drunkenness rap.  But endangering the welfare of a children, recklessly endangering another person, and disorderly conduct?  Come on.  She was a drunk librarian, not a bus driver.  Discipline her.  Fire her, even.  But piling on charges like that?  Jesus - if I had to be a School Librarian and spend my entire day around those entitled little bastards, I'd drink too.

Both of these.


Yup...doesn't add much to the conversation...but.....Yup....agree
 
2014-05-16 07:46:43 PM  
Link (Her Wiki Profile)
"In my personal life I have several diverse distractions/ stress relievers," chief among them being vodak.
 
2014-05-16 07:47:10 PM  
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gadian: If this is going to be a sexy librarian thread, I humbly request some male librarians.  Also, I'd be drunk all the farking time if I had to be an elementary school librarian.  How many times can you scrub the chocolate off of The Cat in the Hat before you lose all desire for consciousness?


Well, here's all I could find on that one for ya. Enjoy!

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2014-05-16 07:50:42 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Please make this a hot librarian thread ...


I was with you... I am disappoint with this thread.

Scroll down; some NSFW stuff in the mix
 
2014-05-16 07:52:02 PM  

kling_klang_bed: gadian: If this is going to be a sexy librarian thread, I humbly request some male librarians.  Also, I'd be drunk all the farking time if I had to be an elementary school librarian.  How many times can you scrub the chocolate off of The Cat in the Hat before you lose all desire for consciousness?

Well, here's all I could find on that one for ya. Enjoy!


/less disappoint now. :-)
 
2014-05-16 07:55:06 PM  
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/approves.
 
2014-05-16 08:01:09 PM  

brownie in motion: Danger Avoid Death: Please make this a hot librarian thread ...

I was with you... I am disappoint with this thread.

Scroll down; some NSFW stuff in the mix


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2014-05-16 08:05:40 PM  
And yet, according to my mother--an elementary school teacher--drunk and pill-popping is a way to go through years of teaching and get paid time off for "rehab."

(One of her coworkers was a widely-known alcoholic and pill abuser. And husband-beater. And her son was no better...and he isn't even 17. Teacher got paid time off to go to rehab--and never went. I have no idea what happened to her.)
 
2014-05-16 08:10:15 PM  
She's clearly a fan of the Dewar's Decimal System.
 
2014-05-16 08:12:52 PM  
Drunk and orderly, on the other hand....

Know your limits!

Once in awhile, I sit down to make a list of things I could do with my life that wouldn't require alcohol, drugs or prescription medication. So far, I have lottery winner, Anthony Boudains female replacement - oops, scratch that, um, hmmm....farmer, survivalist (as long as I don't have to drink my own piss).

Everybody keeps telling me I won't get out of here alive anyway, so I don't know what the big deal is.
 
2014-05-16 08:15:43 PM  
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2014-05-16 08:21:10 PM  
Something you might use to hold your place in a book?
 
2014-05-16 08:24:54 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 600x388][img.fark.net image 569x544]


I dunno about that last one. It'd be an odd library that has a bar.

A pretty farking cool one!

/oh yeah, the chicas are nice too
 
2014-05-16 08:25:16 PM  

Witness99: Drunk and orderly, on the other hand....

Know your limits!

Once in awhile, I sit down to make a list of things I could do with my life that wouldn't require alcohol, drugs or prescription medication. So far, I have lottery winner, Anthony Boudains female replacement - oops, scratch that, um, hmmm....farmer, survivalist (as long as I don't have to drink my own piss).

Everybody keeps telling me I won't get out of here alive anyway, so I don't know what the big deal is.


No one is getting out of here alive.
 
2014-05-16 08:27:37 PM  

caddisfly: Link (Her Wiki Profile)
"In my personal life I have several diverse distractions/ stress relievers," chief among them being vodak.


I feel so bad for alcoholics, mostly just because they're so pathetic.  At least other drug addicts have amazing highs they're chasing.  With alcohol all your living for is semi-consciousness and a hangover the next day.

Those pictures of her make me want to cry.
 
2014-05-16 08:43:36 PM  
My sister-in-law is an elementary school librarian, and weapons-grade crazy.

I was hoping the headline was about her...
 
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2014-05-16 08:50:03 PM  
Keep those sexy librarian pics coming please!
 
2014-05-16 08:56:43 PM  
She needs some 616.8603.
 
2014-05-16 08:57:04 PM  
Completely hammered is the only way you could get me to deal with a building full of little snot monkeys.
 
2014-05-16 09:03:32 PM  
aa
 
2014-05-16 09:03:50 PM  
So going into the garage really does make you a car?
 
2014-05-16 09:07:53 PM  
It's the only way...
 
2014-05-16 09:43:15 PM  
Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?
 
2014-05-16 10:06:38 PM  

FunkOut: Our elementary school librarian had short red hair like Annie Lennox and usually wore short black pencil skirts and black lace stockings. She'd dress up as literary characters like Pippi Longstockings or Captain Hook. She was so cool.


I could stand to hear a little more.
 
2014-05-16 10:11:04 PM  
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2014-05-16 10:15:52 PM  
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2014-05-16 10:20:37 PM  
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2014-05-16 11:06:10 PM  
Madame Libraaaaaaariiiiiaaaaan!

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2014-05-16 11:35:04 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Please make this a hot librarian thread ...

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You rang?

Trust me, after trying to get books back from kids (and teachers) for the last week and still WAY too many to go with one week left, I'm seriously thinking about taking up heavy drinking too.

/fugitive book recovery agent
 
2014-05-16 11:40:29 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Madame Libraaaaaaariiiiiaaaaan!

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For the virtue I'm too late to save, the sadder but wiser girl for me.

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2014-05-16 11:50:10 PM  
TTD indeed!
 
2014-05-16 11:50:39 PM  
mcmnky:
For the virtue I'm too late to save, the sadder but wiser girl for me.


She was quite fetching in her day.
 
2014-05-17 12:06:29 AM  

SirEattonHogg: mcmnky:
For the virtue I'm too late to save, the sadder but wiser girl for me.


She was quite fetching in her day.


No doubt.

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2014-05-17 12:36:02 AM  
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2014-05-17 01:14:21 AM  
So now we just throw glasses on any shapely brunette, squeeze her into a tight skirt and low-cut blouse, tussle her hair, stand her in front of some books, and we're supposed to buy that as a sexy librarian?

I can live with that.

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2014-05-17 01:35:16 AM  

gadian: If this is going to be a sexy librarian thread, I humbly request some male librarians.  Also, I'd be drunk all the farking time if I had to be an elementary school librarian. How many times can you scrub the chocolate off of The Cat in the Hat before you lose all desire for consciousness?


Mother of god, this.
 
2014-05-17 05:46:02 AM  

gadian: If this is going to be a sexy librarian thread, I humbly request some male librarians.  Also, I'd be drunk all the farking time if I had to be an elementary school librarian.  How many times can you scrub the chocolate off of The Cat in the Hat before you lose all desire for consciousness?


Um.....at least they hope it was just chocolate on the book. Remember, this is elementary school we are talking about.
 
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