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(Fark)   Dear Red: if you're reading this, you've gotten through the week. And if you've come this far, maybe you're willing to come a little further. You remember the stories for the Friday Fark Quiz, don't you?   (fark.com) divider line 40
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2014-05-16 12:43:58 PM
Another week with outstanding help from the quiz team to put it together. Without them, this wouldn't be here. Feel free to thank to your quizmasters this week: Sim Tree, Sinto, and meow said the dog. Thanks, you guys.
 
2014-05-16 12:44:29 PM
Winners from last week's quiz:

caddisfly 927
Md37 843
sallyjuneabigailmay 839
Queensowntalia 835
mutterfark 817
abhorrent1 811
Vitamin Pb 791
HammerHeadSnark 787
HelloNeuman 783
rockradio1 777

Good luck this week.
 
2014-05-16 12:44:48 PM
Zihuatanejo..
 
2014-05-16 12:44:54 PM
 
2014-05-16 12:45:33 PM

RexTalionis: Zihuatanejo..


I really hoped somebody would say it early. Perfect.
 
2014-05-16 12:46:52 PM
Beat this score.

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
meow said the dog 90
Unfreakable 0
 
2014-05-16 12:53:32 PM
Barely.
 
2014-05-16 12:56:38 PM
I'm number one!
Selected "b" for all the answers....

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
jasonvatch 368
the_rev 360
RedPhoenix122 358
Sinto 179
meow said the dog 90
Unfreakable 0
 
2014-05-16 01:00:53 PM
Better than last week
Final Score:

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 651
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (84 seconds)

daywin 709
texdent 651
jasonvatch 368
the_rev 360
RedPhoenix122 358
Sinto 179
meow said the dog 90
Unfreakable 0
 
2014-05-16 01:03:56 PM
I hardly ever try these, but I think this was my worst shot at it ever.
 
2014-05-16 01:06:20 PM

the_rev: I hardly ever try these, but I think this was my worst shot at it ever.


Are you sober right now? Because that's usually the problem.
 
2014-05-16 01:14:04 PM
Man, I did terrible this week. I didn't even recognize a lot of those stories.

Final Score:
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 558
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (147 seconds)
 
2014-05-16 01:21:25 PM

Unfreakable: the_rev: I hardly ever try these, but I think this was my worst shot at it ever.

Are you sober right now? Because that's usually the problem.


That could be it. I'll get hammered next week and give it a try.
 
2014-05-16 01:51:12 PM
I'm clearly not spending enough time here.

Final Score:
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 641
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (93 seconds)
 
2014-05-16 02:15:56 PM
Hard: 10 out of 11 correct, total points = 887 (120 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 914 (86 seconds)

Close, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. (The best part of the quiz is the disquieting knowledge that I read all this stuff to get my ass kicked.) Good on ya, quizmasters. I blame sobriety! It's all sobriety's fault!
 
2014-05-16 02:38:24 PM
I sucked this week.
 
2014-05-16 02:54:03 PM
may your farts never make a sound again
 
2014-05-16 02:59:44 PM
I am a shame med

/ 6 of 11
 
2014-05-16 03:04:47 PM
I really need to get back into the swing of things here.
 

labman: I'm clearly not spending enough time here.

Me too.

/7 of 11
//but wayyyyyyyyy slow
///damn
 
2014-05-16 03:10:17 PM

meow said the dog: Beat this score.

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
meow said the dog 90
Unfreakable 0


Ha! Maybe I'll have a chance...


Final Score:
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 725

...aaaand already too late to make the top 10. :/
 
2014-05-16 03:13:49 PM
9/11
7/10

Productivity: Marginal at best.
I gotta be at my next asskicking in 26 minutes
 
2014-05-16 03:15:11 PM
6 of 11. Weak
 
2014-05-16 03:22:02 PM
One of these days I'll go 0 for 11.

Go ahead.  Try and get every answer wrong.  Be you can't.
 
2014-05-16 03:23:11 PM
Nemo, representin' for the Pete Santilli Show, is walking and talking with the crowd.

PATRIOT® :  "At least Nixon had the decency to resign."

NEMO:  "Really?  I didn't know that.  So you mean as in quit and leave office??"

Live Ustream Pete Santilli Show (whatever that is)
 
2014-05-16 03:25:16 PM
I don't soend enough time here anymore to even feel like playing... clients are more plentiful this time of year.
 
2014-05-16 03:41:12 PM
Dear Red? Who is Red?
 
2014-05-16 03:41:29 PM
3 straight right.  4 straight wrong and ended with a bang!

And I was busy this week too!

/checks clock
//1 hour 'til happy hour!
 
2014-05-16 03:45:01 PM
I haven't thanked all of you quizzinators in a couple of months. Soooo...............thanks, quizzinators!

The Friday Quiz is always a cheap and easy thrill.
 
2014-05-16 03:49:09 PM
645. Pathetic, but hey, at least I was triumphant last week.
 
2014-05-16 03:50:56 PM

mayIFark: Dear Red? Who is Red?


Me.
 
2014-05-16 03:59:46 PM
5/11 - I don't know, I wasn't productive at work this week.
 
2014-05-16 04:01:47 PM
I decided that for those questions I don't know the answer to, the answer is going to be what I think would be the most ridiculous story EVER

/it actually works out on FARK..
//still did horrible
 
2014-05-16 04:31:49 PM
Yea, like I thought, last week was a one time thing. Back to normal this week. 6/11 563
 
2014-05-16 04:40:30 PM

BAMFinator: 5/11 - I don't know, I wasn't productive at work this week.


Funny, my scores go down when I am productive at work.
 
2014-05-16 05:07:04 PM

papatex: I decided that for those questions I don't know the answer to, the answer is going to be what I think would be the most ridiculous story EVER

/it actually works out on FARK..
//still did horrible


Except for the questions about which of the three options wasn't in a new story. That usually turns out to be the least ridiculous option, like the T-shirt answer in this one.

This quiz seemed to be lower scoring than usual, unless I took too long with my answers. 7 right got me a 570.
 
2014-05-16 05:56:47 PM
Thanks Quizzinators! Hard quiz lived up to its name, but so did the easy quiz.
 
2014-05-16 07:01:40 PM
Well, I knew this was a slow week at work, but this is the highest score I've had this year.  Only the second time I've hit second place in this quiz since I started taking them.
 
2014-05-16 11:10:32 PM
Yikes only 591. Back to my average :-(
 
2014-05-17 07:43:16 PM
My friends call me Red... My mom and a best friend both died in the same day this week, my room mate is a nut job, my job blows, and my dog has a terrible case if the fleas... as I read this headline, I swear, the universe was talking to me!!
 
2014-05-18 11:42:09 AM

baschalove: My friends call me Red... My mom and a best friend both died in the same day this week, my room mate is a nut job, my job blows, and my dog has a terrible case if the fleas... as I read this headline, I swear, the universe was talking to me!!


Sorry to hear that. Here's hoping that things start improving from this moment forward...
 
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