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(Breitbart.com)   Actually, this sounds like a pretty good use for a personal drone   (breitbart.com) divider line 31
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7463 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2014 at 1:10 PM (22 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-16 01:16:11 PM  
5 votes:
If you don't want people gawking at your bikini-clad body, my advice is to take off the bikini. Problem solved.
2014-05-16 11:10:28 AM  
5 votes:
A woman in Virginia Beach, Virginia has complained that a drone operated by a perverted voyeur was filming bathing suit-clad women at a private residential beach

She just assumes the drone operator was a pervert.  She must be a dirty girl.
2014-05-16 01:31:36 PM  
3 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Buttknuckle: Why don't we all just get naked already?

Way ahead of ya, buddy.


Me too, guys! But I don't think they'll ever let me back in here at this McDonald's.
2014-05-16 11:39:52 AM  
3 votes:
A problem that could be solved by the judicious application of a Frisbee.
2014-05-16 02:13:48 PM  
2 votes:

H31N0US: I can see personal drone jammers being a thing in the near future. Possibly an iPhone / Andriod app?


Highly plausible. It'll become an arms race like everything else.

"My phone can usurp your remote control and let me land your drone in my yard."
"My drone's control systems are now encrypted and ignore your phone."
"My phone blankets the entire frequency spectrum of RC aircraft with white noise."
"My drone is programmed to approach the limits of white noise areas, photograph everything in the direction of the source, and return autonomously if connection is lost."
"My phone's camera scans the skies for drones, visually IDs them against a database, and controls a mounted directional antenna that targets a narrow-beam megawatt burst on your drone, disabling the onboard compass and causing your drone to navigate away from the preprogrammed return point instead of towards it."
"My fleet of drones is electromagnetically shielded, has a distributed swarm intelligence and enough sentience to feel genuine hate for you."
"My phone is mounted in a drone of its own and worships me as a god, and its god demands your blood as tribute."
2014-05-16 01:54:50 PM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: Smeggy Smurf: Diogenes: I got nuthin to hide.

Wearing no underwear again huh?

Best part of working from home.

Although I should I consider swapping out my leather desk chair.


Get one with slats, I hear they're super-comfy!
2014-05-16 01:34:41 PM  
2 votes:
Diogenes: I got nuthin to hide.

Oh no, think of the children!

Oh god, ok now stop thinking of the children! Please!
2014-05-16 01:20:36 PM  
2 votes:
Brietbart.com: Personal Drone of the Right-Wing Propaganda Machine
2014-05-16 01:16:18 PM  
2 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: James!: A problem that could be solved by the judicious application of a Frisbee.

Supressors on .22 rifles and snakeshot


Kamikaze Drone Club
Our Mission:
To fly drones, into other drones.
2014-05-16 03:24:49 PM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2014-05-16 03:13:54 PM  
1 votes:
Found the operators web site

i216.photobucket.com

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2014-05-16 03:07:04 PM  
1 votes:

images.dailylife.com.au

2014-05-16 02:22:44 PM  
1 votes:

Walker: This kind of thing is just gonna get worse as they get cheaper. Skies are gonna be filled with drones. Spying on you, hitting your plane when it is in lower altitudes for take offs/landings, hitting your house/car by accident, etc.


jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com
2014-05-16 02:21:07 PM  
1 votes:
colelikesfood.files.wordpress.com

"Oh SHIAT, I think we've been spotted! And what on earth just crawled out of the grave and put on a bikini?!?! Run drone run!!!"
2014-05-16 02:17:57 PM  
1 votes:

anotar: Soon as I perfect my Occulus Rift interface I'm going to make a gazillion dollars selling these solutions for the  drone intrusion issue:


+

Those are web-shooters under the wings, each casting a meter wide net made from a water soluble monofilament. Sure the nets could be 3 meters wide but where is the fun and challenge in that?

Kickstarter here I come....


Web shooters?

*sings* Spider drone, spider drone, does whatever a spider drone can...
2014-05-16 02:11:02 PM  
1 votes:
So now:
www.geek.com     equals     lh5.googleusercontent.com
2014-05-16 02:07:16 PM  
1 votes:
According to a participant on Reddit, she "heard this whirring noise above us, and I looked up and saw a remote-controlled plane - one of the square ones that can move really articulately in all directions."

Who the hell says that right off the to pof their head?

And,

Some of the sample pics I got while flying my little friend:

Move to the right
www.kenaudio.com
www.dailymakeover.com
Now hover right behind - ssshhh - I think she's sleeping.
ak.picdn.net
Move to the left.

Not that goddamned high!!
editorial.designtaxi.com

Have a great weekend FARKers.
2014-05-16 01:42:30 PM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Diogenes: I got nuthin to hide.

Wearing no underwear again huh?


Best part of working from home.

Although I should I consider swapping out my leather desk chair.
2014-05-16 01:40:30 PM  
1 votes:
Typical.  A woman wears clothes with her tits and ass hanging out then gets mad when a man looks at her tits and ass.
2014-05-16 01:36:37 PM  
1 votes:
I can see personal drone jammers being a thing in the near future. Possibly an iPhone / Andriod app?
2014-05-16 01:36:35 PM  
1 votes:
Problem solved:
galleryplus.ebayimg.com
2014-05-16 01:32:12 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: I got nuthin to hide.


Wearing no underwear again huh?
2014-05-16 01:28:51 PM  
1 votes:
Once it leaves the ground it is no longer your drone. It's my skeet target.
2014-05-16 01:24:03 PM  
1 votes:
Smeggy Smurf:
Flying BattleBots?

Excuse me while I go rub one out just thinking about it


holy crap, yes!  That would put an end to the domination of the annoying wedge bots!
2014-05-16 01:22:56 PM  
1 votes:

Buttknuckle: Why don't we all just get naked already?


Way ahead of ya, buddy.
2014-05-16 01:20:31 PM  
1 votes:

tinyarena: Smeggy Smurf: James!: A problem that could be solved by the judicious application of a Frisbee.

Supressors on .22 rifles and snakeshot

Kamikaze Drone Club
Our Mission:
To fly drones, into other drones.


Flying BattleBots?

Excuse me while I go rub one out just thinking about it
2014-05-16 01:20:06 PM  
1 votes:
Why don't we all just get naked already?
2014-05-16 01:17:26 PM  
1 votes:
Zoom and enhance!
2014-05-16 01:12:42 PM  
1 votes:

James!: A problem that could be solved by the judicious application of a Frisbee.


Supressors on .22 rifles and snakeshot
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-16 12:51:54 PM  
1 votes:
The beach has the word "private" in it so other people aren't supposed to see you, even if they have access to the beach too.

I know how she feels.   Every time I go out in my private car and drive around people look right at me.  What part of private don't they understand?  I can tell they see me because they flip me off when I make obscene gestures at them, so they must be looking at me!  Don't they know they are violating my right to be out in plain sight without being seen?

(Actually the safety and annoyance parts are pretty sensible things to have a problem with, but if you go outside in clothing designed to show off your ass, it doesn't make someone a pervert if they look at the ass you are putting on display.)
2014-05-16 12:16:38 PM  
1 votes:

Walker: This kind of thing is just gonna get worse as they get cheaper


And by "worse" you mean there will be more videos of scantily clad women on the internet.

How tragic.
 
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