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(NJ.com)   Michael Fassbender talks about 'X-Men,' 'Assassin's Creed' and the painful groin injuries of flying harnesses   (nj.com ) divider line
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2014-05-16 12:01:14 PM  
I would be happy to comfort his groin.
 
2014-05-16 12:54:08 PM  
Wait, AC is being turned into a movie? Or its already done and I missed it?
 
2014-05-16 05:01:00 PM  
When you jump off tall buildings and land in a pile of hay, what do you expect? Just be glad you didn't land on a pitchfork.
 
2014-05-16 07:19:24 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: When you jump off tall buildings and land in a pile of hay, what do you expect? Just be glad you didn't land on a pitchfork.


Or when you try to walk through a simple doorway and somehow end up climbing a pole next to it.
 
2014-05-16 07:22:27 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Danger Avoid Death: When you jump off tall buildings and land in a pile of hay, what do you expect? Just be glad you didn't land on a pitchfork.

Or when you try to walk through a simple doorway and somehow end up climbing a pole next to it.


Go home, ALM, you're drunk.  ;>p
 
2014-05-16 07:23:27 PM  
His penis is so big it has its own Screen Actor's Guild card.
 
2014-05-16 07:32:05 PM  
I would think that the groin injury he sustained being in Prometheus would be an even bigger embarrassment.
 
2014-05-16 07:33:50 PM  
Bingbing Fan

Seriously?
 
2014-05-16 07:35:04 PM  

SpdrJay: I would think that the groin injury he sustained being in Prometheus would be an even bigger embarrassment.


The trick is not minding that it hurts.
 
2014-05-16 07:39:07 PM  

fusillade762: SpdrJay: I would think that the groin injury he sustained being in Prometheus would be an even bigger embarrassment.

The trick is not minding that it hurts.


Oh, that was good!

Winner.
 
2014-05-16 07:47:21 PM  

Diogenes: I would be happy to comfort his groin.


Get in line, I saw him first!
 
2014-05-16 07:49:18 PM  
I'd be very interested in seeing him as CuChulann.

Think an Irish King Arthur but with more badassness.
 
2014-05-16 08:20:22 PM  
screencrave.com

/hot
//so very hot
 
2014-05-16 08:21:50 PM  
Assassin's Creed, huh? That...will probably suck but I'm intrigued.
 
2014-05-16 08:24:10 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Danger Avoid Death: When you jump off tall buildings and land in a pile of hay, what do you expect? Just be glad you didn't land on a pitchfork.

Or when you try to walk through a simple doorway and somehow end up climbing a pole next to it.


Or when you accidentally launch yourself from the top of a building and shoulder tackle the guy you were supposed to be trailing unseen.
 
2014-05-16 08:27:51 PM  
Hugh Jackman had a good one about filming the first X-Men movie.  It was for the fight scene on top of the Statue of Liberty and he was in a harness for the shot of Sabretooth throwing him off the side.  Apparently the harness got jammed and Hugh nearly lost his Jackmans as a result.  After they got the harness off he walked straight off set while Singer was yelling "Did we get it?" because he knew Hugh wasn't coming back that day.
 
2014-05-16 08:36:59 PM  

mooseyfate: Assassin's Creed, huh? That...will probably suck but I'm intrigued.


Hopefully they ignore the  Animus frame narrative.
 
2014-05-16 09:03:54 PM  

Flappyhead: Hugh Jackman had a good one about filming the first X-Men movie.  It was for the fight scene on top of the Statue of Liberty and he was in a harness for the shot of Sabretooth throwing him off the side.  Apparently the harness got jammed and Hugh nearly lost his Jackmans as a result.  After they got the harness off he walked straight off set while Singer was yelling "Did we get it?" because he knew Hugh wasn't coming back that day.


Didn't he also almost kill himself while make some epic entrance onto Oprah's show while in Australia?  The mane does not seem to have good fortune when it comes to harnesses.
 
2014-05-16 09:35:46 PM  

fusillade762: Bingbing Fan

Seriously?


Silly name, but serious hotness. Do a GIS.
 
2014-05-16 09:48:22 PM  

skinink: His penis is so big it has its own Screen Actor's Guild card.


His penis is so big that the movie '300' is a documentary about every inch of it
 
2014-05-16 10:13:02 PM  

alowishus: mooseyfate: Assassin's Creed, huh? That...will probably suck but I'm intrigued.

Hopefully they ignore the  Animus frame narrative.


What's amusing here is the modern/animus narratives are what I found most compelling in late-2 (Brotherhood etc.) and onward. The 'era' stuff was just kinda blech. And 3 shiat all over everything for me, I couldn't find a single thing I didn't hate about it, but the animus was the least bile hatred.
 
2014-05-16 11:00:03 PM  

SpdrJay: I would think that the groin injury he sustained being in Prometheus  Shame would be an even bigger embarrassment.


FTFY.
 
2014-05-17 12:03:43 AM  

kroonermanblack: alowishus: mooseyfate: Assassin's Creed, huh? That...will probably suck but I'm intrigued.

Hopefully they ignore the  Animus frame narrative.

What's amusing here is the modern/animus narratives are what I found most compelling in late-2 (Brotherhood etc.) and onward. The 'era' stuff was just kinda blech. And 3 shiat all over everything for me, I couldn't find a single thing I didn't hate about it, but the animus was the least bile hatred.


It's not as if Ezio was doing anything interesting to begin with. About two hours into AC2 he was killing the roommate of the postman who delivered the plans for his father's betrayal to the son of the cousin of the criminal mastermind who strung up his pop for I forget what. It really seemed like he was being used by the guild and just didn't mind.
 
2014-05-17 11:20:09 AM  

moothemagiccow: kroonermanblack: alowishus: mooseyfate: Assassin's Creed, huh? That...will probably suck but I'm intrigued.

Hopefully they ignore the  Animus frame narrative.

What's amusing here is the modern/animus narratives are what I found most compelling in late-2 (Brotherhood etc.) and onward. The 'era' stuff was just kinda blech. And 3 shiat all over everything for me, I couldn't find a single thing I didn't hate about it, but the animus was the least bile hatred.

It's not as if Ezio was doing anything interesting to begin with. About two hours into AC2 he was killing the roommate of the postman who delivered the plans for his father's betrayal to the son of the cousin of the criminal mastermind who strung up his pop for I forget what. It really seemed like he was being used by the guild and just didn't mind.


I don't know, man, killing Borgia's sounds like a worthwhile endeavor.  If I was an Assassin Order leader, I know I'd be sounding like De Niro in the Untouchables.  I want Rodrigo, DEAD!  His family, DEAD!  The people that shine his rings and fluff his hat, DEAD!  His papacy, BURNT TO THE GROUND!  I want you to fetch my carriage so I can go over there and PISS ON HIS ASHES!
 
2014-05-17 12:55:32 PM  
Ezio damn near bankrupted the Borgia through death benefits paid to the widows of the city guard.
 
2014-05-17 06:58:51 PM  

Diogenes: I would be happy to comfort his groin.


Yeh really did you see that scene of him coming out of the water in X-Men FC. the guy could give John Holmes a run for his money.
 
2014-05-17 08:48:47 PM  

Diogenes: I would be happy to comfort his groin.


Freakishly big penises are somewhat menacing.
 
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