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(WFTV Orlando)   Man chokes 7-11 cashier before robbing the store in order to demonstrate the awesome power of the Dark Side   (wftv.com) divider line 19
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1983 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2014 at 5:51 PM (15 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-16 11:05:50 AM
I worked for 7-11 for 6 months back in 1987. It was as big a nightmare as you think it would be. Drunks, criminals, and crazy people coming in. Luckily my daily shift was 3-11 or 4-Midnight, so I didn't have to do the even scarier overnight shift (alone). Criminals would come in, grab a case of beer and just walk out without paying. One of the assistant managers (little ex-south Vietnamese military guy with tattoos on his neck) would start shouting "HEY YOU STOP! I CALL POLICE!" but that did no good, because by the time the police showed up they were long gone. Teenagers would come in and purposely trash the store and shoplift. Once again they would get the "HEY YOU STOP! I CALL POLICE!" treatment. Once again, that did no good. Beer cabinets would be locked at midnight. Drunks would come in and be pissed that they couldn't get beer and threaten to kill us. Fun times, fun times.

7-11 was so desperate to retain workers they paid you a bonus if you survived 3 months there, and a bigger one if you survived 6 months. So I got both my bonuses and then got the Hell out of there after 6 months.
 
2014-05-16 01:09:00 PM
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational slushy machine!
 
2014-05-16 01:25:22 PM
I find his lack of smarts ...disturbing.
 
2014-05-16 05:56:31 PM
Could have been worse.

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2014-05-16 05:57:15 PM
Sees pic. Figures. It's Wayne Brady.
 
2014-05-16 06:03:04 PM
You know how a lot of people tend to overexaggerate their risk of death from crime? Yeah, convenience store clerks don't do that. That's a dangerous farkin' job. I used to cover crime for a newspaper, and pretty much the ONLY time a criminal ever gunned down a regular citizen was on the night shift at a convenience store. All the other murders were fights, gang/drug-dealer stuff or domestic violence.
 
2014-05-16 06:06:06 PM
Was she a chicken?
 
2014-05-16 06:08:37 PM
clicks link.... yep another stereotype fulfilled again.
 
2014-05-16 06:10:30 PM

xanadian: I find his lack of smarts Slurpees ...disturbing.

 
2014-05-16 06:15:02 PM
Hey, Subby!
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2014-05-16 06:18:30 PM
I just got off the phone with the Sheriff's office and they told me nothing.
 
2014-05-16 06:45:08 PM
Yeah choking is a black thing for some reason.  I used to work with a perpetually angry black dude (some sales vp's son)  who's favorite line was 'I'll choke you to death'.   I was always like 'what's up with you and the choking'?
 
2014-05-16 06:47:34 PM
Artie chokes three for a dollar at the A&P?
 
2014-05-16 07:55:42 PM
A buddy of mine used to work overnights at 7 11 when we were in college. Many nights I would just hang out in the store, doing my homework and practically drowning in the rivers of comedy raging through that space.
 
2014-05-16 08:05:00 PM
This would never happen in a Wawa.
 
2014-05-16 08:30:31 PM
He ran out of cookies?
 
2014-05-16 09:13:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 11:42:24 PM
Earlier this week, what appeared to be a different suspect, robbed clerks at gunpoint at a 7-Eleven along Conroy-Windermere Road.

It's a troubling trend that often leaves victim's unable to stay at their jobs.


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English, motherfker! Do you speak it?
 
2014-05-17 02:29:46 PM
my wife works at 7 11

/kick?
 
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