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(WESH Orlando)   SeaWorld employee commits a whale of a crime, stealing cash and credit cards from customers who were already robbed when they bought a ticket   (wesh.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, SeaWorld, credit cards, SeaWorld employee, crimes, customers  
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1524 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2014 at 8:55 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-16 08:37:54 AM  
Feed him to the whales.
 
2014-05-16 08:47:36 AM  
"We've decided to promote you--to orca trainer"
 
2014-05-16 08:47:37 AM  
so nobody noticed anything fishy about the guy?  sounds like he reeled them all in. somebody should have caught on.
 
2014-05-16 09:03:07 AM  
You know how I know you didn't read TFA?

/who names their daughter 'Jimmy Lou'?
 
2014-05-16 09:03:19 AM  
I go there often and I'm always surprised at what people leave in their strollers in these areas.  No excuse, of course.  But it surprises me that theft isn't a more common problem.
 
2014-05-16 09:04:04 AM  
Are the puns really so pressing that you can't bother to read the article first?
 
2014-05-16 09:04:37 AM  

BeatrixK: You know how I know you didn't read TFA?

/who names their daughter 'Jimmy Lou'?


It was on the local news while I was making coffee and I only heard the name.  So I didn't RTFA.
 
2014-05-16 09:05:15 AM  

AFKobel: Are the puns really so pressing that you can't bother to read the article first?


Don't be harsh.  We're all chums here.
 
2014-05-16 09:11:58 AM  
between the wildfires, Legoland shutting down, and Sea World thieves, I picked a bad time to take a vacation to San Diego

/heading out tomorrow
 
2014-05-16 09:13:27 AM  

TheHappyCanadian: between the wildfires, Legoland shutting down, and Sea World thieves, I picked a bad time to take a vacation to San Diego

/heading out tomorrow


Wrong SeaWorld.

But be safe nonetheless.
 
2014-05-16 09:14:06 AM  

Diogenes: I go there often and I'm always surprised at what people leave in their strollers in these areas.  No excuse, of course.  But it surprises me that theft isn't a more common problem.


It's amazing to me as well that people leave things of value in strollers parked outside of shows.  Most people are honest, but I would never leave anything in there that I would miss if it were stolen.  (I'll sometimes leave my hat and drink, but who is going to steal something like that.  And if they do, so what, I'll buy another one.
 
2014-05-16 09:14:30 AM  
I saw this movie so now I know that Sea World is bad. No one should go!!!
 
2014-05-16 09:19:22 AM  

labman: Diogenes: I go there often and I'm always surprised at what people leave in their strollers in these areas.  No excuse, of course.  But it surprises me that theft isn't a more common problem.

It's amazing to me as well that people leave things of value in strollers parked outside of shows.  Most people are honest, but I would never leave anything in there that I would miss if it were stolen.  (I'll sometimes leave my hat and drink, but who is going to steal something like that.  And if they do, so what, I'll buy another one.


Same thing in the supermarket with ladies' purses.  You don't have to be paranoid but some people are just asking to be victims.
 
2014-05-16 09:19:56 AM  

AFKobel: Are the puns really so pressing that you can't bother to read the article first?


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 09:20:55 AM  

Diogenes: Feed him to the whales.


Or just put him in the dolphin tank for a night.
 
2014-05-16 09:27:55 AM  
She steals 'em as she sees 'em.  Whale Biologist
 
2014-05-16 09:43:45 AM  
www.quickmeme.com

/ :(
 
2014-05-16 09:46:37 AM  
I think the Seaworld in Orlando is one of the better deals as far as theme parks go. I haven't watched AquaRoots or whatever that whale movie is because I like taking my nieces and nephews there when they visit and i dont want to feel sad. I can time out all the shows, do all the amusements (there's not a ton but they're quality), goof around in the water park and leave inside 7 hours. They're also good at finding lost kids and keeping irresponsible uncles calm.
 
2014-05-16 10:11:25 AM  

HisBoyLeroy: I think the Seaworld in Orlando is one of the better deals as far as theme parks go. I haven't watched AquaRoots or whatever that whale movie is because I like taking my nieces and nephews there when they visit and i dont want to feel sad. I can time out all the shows, do all the amusements (there's not a ton but they're quality), goof around in the water park and leave inside 7 hours. They're also good at finding lost kids and keeping irresponsible uncles calm.


so you're good with paying for animals to be mistreated as long as you don't feel sad?
 
2014-05-16 10:23:30 AM  

Diogenes: AFKobel: Are the puns really so pressing that you can't bother to read the article first?

Don't be harsh.  We're all chums here.


All I'm just saying is read the article before you flounder around for a comment.
 
2014-05-16 10:24:40 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: HisBoyLeroy: I think the Seaworld in Orlando is one of the better deals as far as theme parks go. I haven't watched AquaRoots or whatever that whale movie is because I like taking my nieces and nephews there when they visit and i dont want to feel sad. I can time out all the shows, do all the amusements (there's not a ton but they're quality), goof around in the water park and leave inside 7 hours. They're also good at finding lost kids and keeping irresponsible uncles calm.

so you're good with paying for animals to be mistreated as long as you don't feel sad?


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 02:11:08 PM  
FTA: SeaWorld had surveillance video showing the employee using stolen credit cards at a nearby Cici's Pizza.

If you're going to get a criminal record out of the deal, you could at least set your sights a little higher than a $4 pizza buffet.
 
2014-05-16 02:19:51 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: HisBoyLeroy: I think the Seaworld in Orlando is one of the better deals as far as theme parks go. I haven't watched AquaRoots or whatever that whale movie is because I like taking my nieces and nephews there when they visit and i dont want to feel sad. I can time out all the shows, do all the amusements (there's not a ton but they're quality), goof around in the water park and leave inside 7 hours. They're also good at finding lost kids and keeping irresponsible uncles calm.

so you're good with paying for animals to be mistreated as long as you don't feel sad?


Not in a perfect world, my friend, but apparently in a Seaworld.
 
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