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(Fox Sports)   As California burns, there can only be one. Will Anaheim Duck the Kings or will Los Angeles emerge victorious holding their wicked scepter high? NHL Western Conference Semifinal Game 7 tonight, 9 pm EST   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 490
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2014-05-16 11:40:13 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


You've taken on the CHB persona so well, I read your post in his obnoxious, please punch me in the face, voice.
 
2014-05-16 11:40:21 PM  
That's game!

I like to sleep in on long weekend Saturdays but I'll most likely get up around 10:00am for the MTL/NYR game.

Have a good night all!
 
2014-05-16 11:41:15 PM  

Polish Hussar: vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.

Had a glass of Booker's with dinner, about to pour myself a couple fingers of Oban.  Is that pretentious enough for me to stay?


Sure!  I'm sure it goes well with roasted Duck.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 11:41:15 PM  
3 game 7s in this goddamn round and no game 7 OT. that's bullshiat. i want to write my congressman to complain.
 
2014-05-16 11:41:18 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: spuds002: did hiller even move for that?

I think I saw his butt cheeks clench.


that makes me laugh
 
2014-05-16 11:41:54 PM  
I look foward to certain traditions in the playoff threads, we even have a list. But some questions were asked and I'm a Horseshack:

I could probably win the fish list contest as the resident aquatic biologist.

I'm more of a donut or croissant aficionado, but lemon-rosemary muffins are delicious.

I'm not drinking anything at all, but I'm eating Twizzlers.
 
2014-05-16 11:42:24 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.

I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."


Exception:

"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Are you kidding? I play for the Sabres!"
"So nothing performance enhancing, then."
 
2014-05-16 11:42:41 PM  
Go Kings Go is much louder :)
 
2014-05-16 11:42:43 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: 2wolves: todesesser: Gibson is killing me with the rebound chances.

Welcome to the Fleury School of Goaltending.

missedmeagain.jpg


Here you go:

img.fark.net

Sorry about the delay, I just got home from family things.
 
2014-05-16 11:43:04 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.

I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."


You farked up the usage of the word eh. Congrats. You really are as American as they come
 
2014-05-16 11:43:45 PM  

ontariolightning: swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.

I don't know why these people are concerned about the NBA threads either.

Hockey is clearly #1. No need to say it out loud. It is rather silly.


I'm so into the NBA right now that I saw yellow jerseys on TV the past few days and kept thinking "Oh cool the Lakers game is on? Oh wait isn't it postseason? Didn't they not make it this year?" ;)
 
2014-05-16 11:43:56 PM  

vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.


Jack Daniels. Out of the holy chalice
 
2014-05-16 11:44:03 PM  
OK, I think that's it for me - movie time.  Looking forward to the Rangers tomorrow!  Congrats Kings fans - good luck against Chicago.
 
2014-05-16 11:44:25 PM  

caira: WhiskeySticks: Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.

I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."

Exception:

"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Are you kidding? I play for the Sabres!"
"So nothing performance enhancing, then."


Or you do something stupid  like drive up a curb & around a cop onto a closed road with a bag of blow in the cup holder (Malone)
 
2014-05-16 11:45:00 PM  
Ducks should have pulled a D man in the 2nd and just have 2 goalies in net.
 
2014-05-16 11:45:01 PM  

almandot: ontariolightning: swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.

I don't know why these people are concerned about the NBA threads either.

Hockey is clearly #1. No need to say it out loud. It is rather silly.

I'm so into the NBA right now that I saw yellow jerseys on TV the past few days and kept thinking "Oh cool the Lakers game is on? Oh wait isn't it postseason? Didn't they not make it this year?" ;)


Thanks for mocking my pain.  :'>(
 
2014-05-16 11:45:28 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Aw, come on, now. Are the Kings just really awesome tonight or are the Ducks just playing super awful?

Let me guess: a bit of both.


Both, but mostly Anaheim's defense taking a dump causing all the LA offense.

/Not surprised, I thought if there was a team in the division that could beat Anaheim it'd be LA. Had them in 6 myself, so wasn't too far off.
 
2014-05-16 11:45:31 PM  

swahnhennessy: /cue Tom of Finland hockey pic


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-16 11:45:37 PM  
This game has now devolved into handball.
 
2014-05-16 11:45:49 PM  
That was a cool flip.
 
2014-05-16 11:46:12 PM  

mikaloyd: vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.

Jack Daniels. Out of the holy chalice


do you have a picture of said holy chalice?
 
2014-05-16 11:46:24 PM  
Ouch, that Duck just self-Luciced
 
2014-05-16 11:46:27 PM  
What's really sad is that Teemu's about to take his final shift ever...
 
2014-05-16 11:46:47 PM  
Safe enough for this.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 11:47:11 PM  
boninio luchiched himself.... did i spell any of that right?
 
2014-05-16 11:47:19 PM  
Let's drink to Teemu.
 
2014-05-16 11:47:26 PM  

ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.

I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."

You farked up the usage of the word eh. Congrats. You really are as American as they come


Zero fuks given.
 
2014-05-16 11:47:30 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.


I dunno what you're talking about.
These are most of the girls I've posted:

www.thefourthperiod.com  www.letsgokings.com
 i.imgur.com i.imgur.com  i.imgur.com
ultimatecheerleaders.com  (These two are twins)

You're really telling me you think all those girls look the same?
Maybe you saw two pictures of the same girl and thought they were different?
 
2014-05-16 11:47:32 PM  

RminusQ: 3 game 7s in this goddamn round and no game 7 OT. that's bullshiat. i want to write my congressman to complain.


There's an app for that being discussed in another thread. I think the consensus is that your congressman is busy blowing a clown or something.
 
2014-05-16 11:47:47 PM  

Recoil Therapy: What's really sad is that Teemu's about to take his final shift ever...


Yes, this is sad.  He's always personified class and the right way to do things.  He will be missed.
 
2014-05-16 11:47:55 PM  
Sweet standing send off for Selanne.
 
2014-05-16 11:48:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 11:48:17 PM  
Alright farkers, I'm drunk.  And this game is over.  See  you tomorrow.
 
2014-05-16 11:48:26 PM  

Gawdzila: WhiskeySticks: Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.

I dunno what you're talking about.
These are most of the girls I've posted:

[www.thefourthperiod.com image 293x450]  [www.letsgokings.com image 401x450]
 [i.imgur.com image 211x450] [i.imgur.com image 214x450]  [i.imgur.com image 385x450]
[ultimatecheerleaders.com image 644x364]  (These two are twins)

You're really telling me you think all those girls look the same?
Maybe you saw two pictures of the same girl and thought they were different?


Michelle FTW!
 
2014-05-16 11:48:48 PM  

spuds002: mikaloyd: vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.

Jack Daniels. Out of the holy chalice

do you have a picture of said holy chalice?


stanleycupwinners.net
 
2014-05-16 11:49:15 PM  
Well, that was really...underwhelming.

GO BLACKHAWKS!
 
2014-05-16 11:49:38 PM  
To Teemu!

*clinks beer bottle*
 
2014-05-16 11:49:51 PM  

Gawdzila: WhiskeySticks: Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.

I dunno what you're talking about.
These are most of the girls I've posted:

[www.thefourthperiod.com image 293x450]  [www.letsgokings.com image 401x450]
 [i.imgur.com image 211x450] [i.imgur.com image 214x450]  [i.imgur.com image 385x450]
[ultimatecheerleaders.com image 644x364]  (These two are twins)

You're really telling me you think all those girls look the same?
Maybe you saw two pictures of the same girl and thought they were different?


The twins on the bottom...the one on the left...her eyes...they're like sharp knees, but googly.
 
2014-05-16 11:49:55 PM  
Selanne seems like a super classy dude.
 
2014-05-16 11:50:10 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: You've taken on the CHB persona so well, I read your post in his obnoxious, please punch me in the face, voice.


I'm sorry you have straight, flaccid hair. If you were Irish like me you might have some curls and also the ability to punch people, if you were so inclined. Or at least the wherewithal not to use something like "CHB" to express yourself.
 
2014-05-16 11:50:30 PM  
END OF DAY 30
TONIGHT'S RESULTS:
LAK 6
-2 ANA. Los Angeles Kings win division title 4-3.

END OF ROUND TWO...
Round three... FIGHT!


TOMORROW'S SCHEDULE:
1:00, NBC: NYR - MTL [Game 1]


Full playoff schedule with times and TV
 
2014-05-16 11:50:38 PM  
Kings win California! Took 2 series to do but they finally got out of their state's local series and can go on to nationals now. ;)


I hope the next series doesn't take 7 games, they've got to be exhausted, but if that's what it takes to win so be it.  Rematch of last year and the last 2 years' Stanley Cup Winners going head to head coming up in Chicago. Go Kings Go!
 
2014-05-16 11:51:00 PM  
Waiting for the congratulatory death threats...these guys are a bunch of pussies.
 
2014-05-16 11:51:33 PM  
Damn it got dusty in a hurry here
 
2014-05-16 11:51:47 PM  

swahnhennessy: Primitive Screwhead: You've taken on the CHB persona so well, I read your post in his obnoxious, please punch me in the face, voice.

I'm sorry you have straight, flaccid hair. If you were Irish like me you might have some curls and also the ability to punch people, if you were so inclined. Or at least the wherewithal not to use something like "CHB" to express yourself.


Sure thing Cpt. Sardonic
 
2014-05-16 11:52:24 PM  
That was real nice and classy for Selanne.
 
2014-05-16 11:52:32 PM  
The Kings staying out for Selanne reminds me of when the Canucks came out and gave stick taps to Ryan Smyth on his last night.  Very classy.

See you hockey hooligans tomorrow.
 
2014-05-16 11:52:40 PM  
king went 2 rounds of 7 games. rags went 2 rounds of 7 games. its a chi mtl final. BORING
 
2014-05-16 11:52:52 PM  

vegaswench: Recoil Therapy: What's really sad is that Teemu's about to take his final shift ever...

Yes, this is sad.  He's always personified class and the right way to do things.  He will be missed.


Yeah, I liked him all the way back when he played for Calgary.  Super fast, super-skilled little guy, very fun to watch.
 
2014-05-16 11:52:55 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Sure thing Cpt. Sardonic


Now that is much better than CHB. I wish Fark let us change our names.
 
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