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(Fox Sports)   As California burns, there can only be one. Will Anaheim Duck the Kings or will Los Angeles emerge victorious holding their wicked scepter high? NHL Western Conference Semifinal Game 7 tonight, 9 pm EST   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 490
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2014-05-16 11:15:51 PM  
Someone smack Perry for me.
 
2014-05-16 11:16:02 PM  
CORY!!!!!
 
2014-05-16 11:16:05 PM  
Huh.  I swear to Christ, if the Kings really DO give up this lead...
 
2014-05-16 11:16:06 PM  
dreaded 4 goal lead strikes again....
 
2014-05-16 11:16:22 PM  
well well.
 
2014-05-16 11:16:25 PM  
Se what happens when you don't shoot with a broken stick Perry?
 
2014-05-16 11:16:32 PM  
Shiat just got real.

/okay, not really.
 
2014-05-16 11:16:58 PM  
rlv.zcache.com

they're trying...
 
2014-05-16 11:17:32 PM  
Wow, if Getz had gotten that one in..... close, so close
 
2014-05-16 11:17:37 PM  
Bonus hockey, anyone?
 
2014-05-16 11:19:13 PM  
Wow, he racka disciprine
 
2014-05-16 11:19:17 PM  
Wow, finally the Ducks make a competent play.
Whew, thank you Quick, 2 quick goals would have spelled trouble.

Come on Kings, let me see that killer instinct.  I want to see another 1st period.

i.imgur.com
Make 'em pay on the PP!
 
2014-05-16 11:19:27 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Bonus hockey, anyone?


I'm ok with that. A collapse with this kind of lead would be laughable.
 
2014-05-16 11:20:30 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [rlv.zcache.com image 512x512]

they're trying...


t3.rbxcdn.com

/
 
2014-05-16 11:20:44 PM  
So out of curiosity.. if the 4 on 3 had ended and the Ducks cleared the puck to Kings ice as the kings were then getting 5 on 4 a couple seconds later would that be icing or count as a power play non-call?
 
2014-05-16 11:21:43 PM  

Gawdzila: Wow, finally the Ducks make a competent play.
Whew, thank you Quick, 2 quick goals would have spelled trouble.

Come on Kings, let me see that killer instinct.  I want to see another 1st period.

[i.imgur.com image 850x425]
Make 'em pay on the PP!


Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.
 
2014-05-16 11:24:01 PM  

almandot: So out of curiosity.. if the 4 on 3 had ended and the Ducks cleared the puck to Kings ice as the kings were then getting 5 on 4 a couple seconds later would that be icing or count as a power play non-call?


It is the refs discretion. I've seen an icing called there and waived off.
 
2014-05-16 11:24:07 PM  
For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.
 
2014-05-16 11:26:12 PM  

almandot: So out of curiosity.. if the 4 on 3 had ended and the Ducks cleared the puck to Kings ice as the kings were then getting 5 on 4 a couple seconds later would that be icing or count as a power play non-call?


It is when the puck is released.  If they are shorthanded at the time the clear is released, it should not be icing.  It doesn't matter how many are actually on the ice, just the time on the clock (i.e. if the penalty ends, but the guys are slow getting out of the box, too bad).
 
2014-05-16 11:27:12 PM  
OK, here's my predictions for Conference Final schedules. I've got two predictions, which diverge next weekend.

Scenario A
Eastern Conference: 17#, 19, 21, 23, 25#, 27, 29
Western Conference: 18#, 20, 22, 24#, 26, 28, 30

Scenario B
Eastern Conference: 17#, 19, 21, 24#, 26, 29, 31#
Western Conference: 18#, 20, 22, 25#, 28, 30, 6/1#

Working assumptions: NBC would like to have a game any weekend day they can get one, no back-to-backs with travel, CHI can't host on 5/27 (Barry Gibb). The wild card is some guy named Romeo Santos, who has a concert at Staples Center the night of May 24. If the arena crew figures they can go from a noon game to a 8pm concert, then expect Scenario A. Otherwise, Scenario B.
A less likely possibility is that they go back-to-back in LA on 22-23, which would mean either no game on Sat 5/24 or the Eastern series waits two days between G3 and G4 while the Western series plays two games.

Either way, expect the Stanley Cup Final to begin June 2 or 4 unless both Conference Finals are routs, in which case it could start Saturday 5/31 (the Final is played on Sat-Mon-Wed nights, while the NBA Finals are Tue-Thu-Sun nights).
 
2014-05-16 11:27:19 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


then bring something new.
 
2014-05-16 11:27:58 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


What's your favorite kind of muffin?
 
2014-05-16 11:28:15 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges?


t-shirtguru.com
 
2014-05-16 11:28:37 PM  
 

WhiskeySticks: Gawdzila: Wow, finally the Ducks make a competent play.
Whew, thank you Quick, 2 quick goals would have spelled trouble.

Come on Kings, let me see that killer instinct.  I want to see another 1st period.

[i.imgur.com image 850x425]
Make 'em pay on the PP!

Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.


Got a friend on the ice crew on one of the teams already out of it. Would've been damn weird if they were still in it and I saw her in these threads =P
 
2014-05-16 11:32:17 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


How many fish can you name?
 
2014-05-16 11:32:19 PM  
Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.
 
2014-05-16 11:33:13 PM  

almandot: WhiskeySticks: Gawdzila: Wow, finally the Ducks make a competent play.
Whew, thank you Quick, 2 quick goals would have spelled trouble.

Come on Kings, let me see that killer instinct.  I want to see another 1st period.

[i.imgur.com image 850x425]
Make 'em pay on the PP!

Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.

Got a friend on the ice crew on one of the teams already out of it. Would've been damn weird if they were still in it and I saw her in these threads =P


You could always tell her to take the threads off.
 
2014-05-16 11:33:57 PM  
I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.
 
2014-05-16 11:34:35 PM  
hmm.. additional assumption I didn't quite realize I was making: the NHL can tell the New York Liberty to fark off away from MSG.
 
2014-05-16 11:34:59 PM  
Perrault looks like he is really trying to fake draw a penalty on Stoll.
 
2014-05-16 11:35:05 PM  
Now see, those replies are why I still come here. Assholes.
 
2014-05-16 11:35:29 PM  

Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.


I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."
 
2014-05-16 11:36:37 PM  
RminusQ:
Either way, expect the Stanley Cup Final to begin June 2 or 4 unless both Conference Finals are routs, in which case it could start Saturday 5/31 (the Final is played on Sat-Mon-Wed nights, while the NBA Finals are Tue-Thu-Sun nights).

LOL. You typed all if that out to point out that the SCF will start when it usually does.. good job.
 
2014-05-16 11:36:45 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-16 11:36:52 PM  
Kings SCOOOOOOORE!!!!   Still going for that touchdown.
 
2014-05-16 11:36:53 PM  
Another one.  6-2 Kings
 
2014-05-16 11:37:07 PM  
TOUCHDOWN, KINGS!!!!

/See you Farkers tomorrow morning
 
2014-05-16 11:37:16 PM  
Dagger, sword, machete, and chain saw all rolled into one.
 
2014-05-16 11:37:27 PM  
Well fark, even I'm starting, just starting mind you, to admit that the game may be out of reach...
 
2014-05-16 11:38:02 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.


I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."


Zenon Konopka: "Me? Well yeah, eh. Ah shiat"
 
2014-05-16 11:38:08 PM  
WOOOOOO!!!  Rookie Pearson!!!
Nice pass!

i.imgur.com

Comeback thwarted!
 
2014-05-16 11:38:11 PM  
did hiller even move for that?
 
2014-05-16 11:38:15 PM  

vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.


Folgers w/ Jameson. nothing special. and not GTFO
 
2014-05-16 11:38:17 PM  

Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.


I have it on good authority that Williams and possibly Mitchell are certainly fatigable.

/cue Tom of Finland hockey pic
 
2014-05-16 11:38:37 PM  
see yall tomorrow.  nite nite
 
2014-05-16 11:38:42 PM  

vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.


Had a glass of Booker's with dinner, about to pour myself a couple fingers of Oban.  Is that pretentious enough for me to stay?
 
2014-05-16 11:38:44 PM  
Aw, come on, now. Are the Kings just really awesome tonight or are the Ducks just playing super awful?

Let me guess: a bit of both.
 
2014-05-16 11:39:00 PM  
So no bonus hockey now?
 
2014-05-16 11:39:30 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


I don't know why these people are concerned about the NBA threads either.

Hockey is clearly #1. No need to say it out loud. It is rather silly.
 
2014-05-16 11:40:04 PM  

spuds002: did hiller even move for that?


I think I saw his butt cheeks clench.
 
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