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(Fox Sports)   As California burns, there can only be one. Will Anaheim Duck the Kings or will Los Angeles emerge victorious holding their wicked scepter high? NHL Western Conference Semifinal Game 7 tonight, 9 pm EST   (msn.foxsports.com ) divider line
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2014-05-16 07:45:46 PM  
But of course they aren't really tornadoes. It is just the new buzz word
 
2014-05-16 07:56:27 PM  

andychrist420: Beer before liquor, never sicker.  But a glass of wine makes it fine?


If you need to figure out what u can and can't drink first, you obviously need to drink more so it doesn't matter.
 
2014-05-16 08:15:28 PM  

ontariolightning: Southern Cali is being bombared with fire tornadoes while there is a hockey game about to be going on.


Thanks for the report, Al Roker.
 
2014-05-16 08:19:17 PM  
First drink of the evening after a belly full of tacos, don't mind if I do...
 
2014-05-16 08:20:17 PM  
What's in my glass right now:

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Made a this last night. 
Arnold Palmer + Everclear 190 = Marty McSorley
 Woke up with a mild headache.
 
2014-05-16 08:20:59 PM  

WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Southern Cali is being bombared with fire tornadoes while there is a hockey game about to be going on.

Thanks for the report, Al Roker.


I just want to point out that this is not normal in May.

All of Cali is in a severe to catastrophic drought.

This is the result of climate change.

And it is too late.

Humanity.

Will.

Die.

Off.
 
2014-05-16 08:27:54 PM  

ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Southern Cali is being bombared with fire tornadoes while there is a hockey game about to be going on.

Thanks for the report, Al Roker.

I just want to point out that this is not normal in May.

All of Cali is in a severe to catastrophic drought.

This is the result of climate change.

And it is too late.

Humanity.

Will.

Die.

Off.


In other news, Godzilla came out today.

/switching between NASCAR and hockey.
// Because that's the way I roll.
 
2014-05-16 08:31:12 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!


Late 2nd Marlies are up 2-0 on Chicago.  Going for the sweep!
 
2014-05-16 08:33:16 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!


Yes, but like the big club, they sucked in the second. 1-1, but only because of Subban.

Refs definitely letting the play, though.
 
2014-05-16 08:34:15 PM  
Can't stick around tonight because Friday Night Beer League, but just wanna say
Let's Go BONUS HOCKEY
let's go Kings!!
 
2014-05-16 08:34:16 PM  

ontariolightning: Southern Cali is being bombared with fire tornadoes while there is a hockey game about to be going on.


Sounds like a grand ol' time to me
 
2014-05-16 08:36:13 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2014-05-16 08:36:44 PM  

Recoil Therapy: If you are a Habs fan you better be cheering for the Ducks for that reason plus the small little fact that Saku Koivu is also on the team & still needs his name on The Cup.


This is true.  Unfortunately, there's the small matter that the Habs may yet win the ECF and we don't want anyone to be even a little bit happy if their team loses the Cup final, do we?
 
2014-05-16 08:37:40 PM  
Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.
 
2014-05-16 08:39:40 PM  

Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.


Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.
 
2014-05-16 08:42:17 PM  

Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.


Or not resigned.
 
2014-05-16 08:43:09 PM  

Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.


Listening to the backpedaling going on during the moving day press conference was priceless.
 
2014-05-16 08:45:58 PM  

Fochstockings: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Or not resigned.


Or they want to watch a team that doesn't suck.
 
2014-05-16 08:47:33 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!


I guess considering the WBS Penguins took down my B-Sens, I'm rooting for Providence.  Ick.

Walker: How will the fires affect the ice? And it is "affect" or "effect"? I always get those confused.


Affect.  When it's a verb, it's affect (The news affected the stock market... A little onion affects the recipe...)  When it's a noun, it's effect (It had a great effect on my outlook... The movie had great special effects).  I suppose one exception would be "He wanted to effect change" but I don't think there are too many of those.  Hope that helps.
 
2014-05-16 08:48:06 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Fochstockings: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Or not resigned.

Or they want to watch a team that doesn't suck.


Yeah, President's Trophy means you suck.
 
2014-05-16 08:48:44 PM  
Let's go bonus hockey!!
 
2014-05-16 08:50:39 PM  

Fochstockings: WhiskeySticks: Fochstockings: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Or not resigned.

Or they want to watch a team that doesn't suck.

Yeah, President's Trophy means you suck.


It doesn't mean they aren't bed-shiatters unfortunately.
 
2014-05-16 08:56:57 PM  
I'm either going to need cheering up or be celebrating. Just to be safe, I made myself steak for dinner.

Let's go Kings!!!
 
2014-05-16 08:57:52 PM  
I'm just glad the whole "Boobiesseason Freeway Series Ever" thing happened between 2 teams up to the task and it wasn't a total blowout. Kings looked like they were heading that way and I secretly wish they would've finished that but at least it'll go down as a good series.
 
2014-05-16 08:58:45 PM  
Time for the Ducks to get hunted
 
2014-05-16 08:59:44 PM  
If your B-roll is struck by a flying puck, please contact medical staff immediately, located on the main concourse.
 
2014-05-16 09:02:49 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!


Nice.

Oh, hockey... I can't quit you.

Pulling for Chicago from here on out.

... And yes, I am hoping for a NY/Chicago final.

Harpoon Summer Beer on tap for tonight.
 
2014-05-16 09:03:07 PM  
Let's go Ducks!
Fark you Kings!
 
2014-05-16 09:04:25 PM  

Recoil Therapy: fatalvenom: Well now that the Bs are out and I despise the remaining East teams (although I want the Rangers to beat the Habs), I'm pulling for the Ducks.

More specifically, I want Teemu to win another Cup.

Unless you are a Kings fan from the beginning you should be cheering on the Ducks for just that reason.  If you are a Habs fan you better be cheering for the Ducks for that reason plus the small little fact that Saku Koivu is also on the team & still needs his name on The Cup.  I hope that Getzlaf tossed BB out of the locker room & talked to the team & pointed just that out.  Sending Teemu out with another Cup & giving Saku that option should be enough to focus them tonight & take care of business.  When they are focused & more importantly stay focused but most important of all start that focus at the beginning of the game, the Ducks can be scary good & demolish most any team in the league.  IF they stay focused.

Sadly that is a problem that has haunted them for a loooong time.

Oh well, in 11 hours & some change we'll see just who's season will be coming to an end.


I'm a Kings fan and I love Teemu.

Well, whatever happens tonight, SoCal hockey will continue!  No downside here.  Well, except for the fact that they'll start scheduling our games at 4:30pm to accomodate the East Coast crowd who doesn't care about West Coast hockey.  But other than that, yay for continued hockey.  Huzzah, I say!
 
2014-05-16 09:05:49 PM  

almandot: I'm just glad the whole "Boobiesseason Freeway Series Ever" thing happened between 2 teams up to the task and it wasn't a total blowout. Kings looked like they were heading that way and I secretly wish they would've finished that but at least it'll go down as a good series.


Great filterpwnage! I don't know what a Boobiesseason is, but I want one.
 
2014-05-16 09:07:36 PM  

Walker: How will the fires affect the ice? And it is "affect" or "effect"? I always get those confused.


It was smoky in LA and the OC today.  Outdoor activities might mave been cancelled.  But it looks like they're getting a handle on the fires.  And the temps are slowly falling, thank freaking god.
 
2014-05-16 09:08:24 PM  

Flappyhead: Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!

Late 2nd Marlies are up 2-0 on Chicago.  Going for the sweep!


shush I'm watching on the delay....
 
2014-05-16 09:08:29 PM  
Nice thing about the late start is that I'm already a handful of beers in.
 
2014-05-16 09:09:18 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: almandot: I'm just glad the whole "Boobiesseason Freeway Series Ever" thing happened between 2 teams up to the task and it wasn't a total blowout. Kings looked like they were heading that way and I secretly wish they would've finished that but at least it'll go down as a good series.

Great filterpwnage! I don't know what a Boobiesseason is, but I want one.


I'm parsing it as Bugs and Daffy:
Buttseason
Boobieseason
Buttseason
Boobieseason
Boobieseason
Buttseason! FIRE!
 
2014-05-16 09:09:54 PM  
Is the Ducks' goalie mouthing the Canadian anthem during this or something? I tried to tell if it was just a tape delay and so his words were off or something..
 
2014-05-16 09:10:40 PM  
Lurking about.

Off work early to catch a Game 7. Not rooting for anyone particular, just love good hockey.

I seriously hope there's some BONUS hockey tonight!
 
2014-05-16 09:11:56 PM  
Ahh almost first blood in the first minute.
 
2014-05-16 09:12:50 PM  
 
2014-05-16 09:12:56 PM  
It looks like most of the Ducks crowd are still suck in traffic.
 
2014-05-16 09:13:18 PM  
Eh, go LA.  Just so the Blackhawks have home ice for their next sacrificial lamb.
 
2014-05-16 09:14:03 PM  
I know the puck was there, but how the hell was that not boarding?  (Or maybe I misunderstand the rule of when that's called?)
 
2014-05-16 09:14:08 PM  
Another Angels home game during this... they just timed all these perfectly for traffic didn't they :P
 
2014-05-16 09:15:17 PM  

sno man: Flappyhead: Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!

Late 2nd Marlies are up 2-0 on Chicago.  Going for the sweep!

shush I'm watching on the delay...


You're in for a Dutch treat if you haven't gotten to it yet!

/Go Baby Leafs
 
2014-05-16 09:16:38 PM  
just a bit of interference there
 
2014-05-16 09:17:10 PM  
Penalty?

Kidding, that was obvious.
 
2014-05-16 09:18:39 PM  

fatalvenom: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Listening to the backpedaling going on during the moving day press conference was priceless.


I'll have to check it out.  Would I be correct in guessing there was quite a bit of "They were the better team, we have to accept that."?
 
2014-05-16 09:19:00 PM  
Just trip the damn player why don't you goalie

AND GOOOAAAALLL KINGS! before I can finish typing it hahaha WOO!
 
2014-05-16 09:19:03 PM  
Wow, game over.
 
2014-05-16 09:19:04 PM  
KINGOAL!!!!!
 
2014-05-16 09:19:13 PM  
Woo!
 
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