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(Fox Sports)   As California burns, there can only be one. Will Anaheim Duck the Kings or will Los Angeles emerge victorious holding their wicked scepter high? NHL Western Conference Semifinal Game 7 tonight, 9 pm EST   (msn.foxsports.com ) divider line
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2014-05-16 07:38:05 AM  
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Go (what's left of the smoldering ruins of my) Bracket!
 
2014-05-16 09:29:43 AM  
Well now that the Bs are out and I despise the remaining East teams (although I want the Rangers to beat the Habs), I'm pulling for the Ducks.

More specifically, I want Teemu to win another Cup.
 
2014-05-16 09:45:20 AM  

fatalvenom: Well now that the Bs are out and I despise the remaining East teams (although I want the Rangers to beat the Habs), I'm pulling for the Ducks.

More specifically, I want Teemu to win another Cup.


Unless you are a Kings fan from the beginning you should be cheering on the Ducks for just that reason.  If you are a Habs fan you better be cheering for the Ducks for that reason plus the small little fact that Saku Koivu is also on the team & still needs his name on The Cup.  I hope that Getzlaf tossed BB out of the locker room & talked to the team & pointed just that out.  Sending Teemu out with another Cup & giving Saku that option should be enough to focus them tonight & take care of business.  When they are focused & more importantly stay focused but most important of all start that focus at the beginning of the game, the Ducks can be scary good & demolish most any team in the league.  IF they stay focused.

Sadly that is a problem that has haunted them for a loooong time.

Oh well, in 11 hours & some change we'll see just who's season will be coming to an end.
 
2014-05-16 10:31:09 AM  
Ehh, fuk it.. Go L.A. Ice Crew:

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2014-05-16 10:40:21 AM  
Bye bye Bylsma.
 
2014-05-16 10:40:58 AM  

Recoil Therapy: fatalvenom: Well now that the Bs are out and I despise the remaining East teams (although I want the Rangers to beat the Habs), I'm pulling for the Ducks.

More specifically, I want Teemu to win another Cup.

Unless you are a Kings fan from the beginning you should be cheering on the Ducks for just that reason.  If you are a Habs fan you better be cheering for the Ducks for that reason plus the small little fact that Saku Koivu is also on the team & still needs his name on The Cup.  I hope that Getzlaf tossed BB out of the locker room & talked to the team & pointed just that out.  Sending Teemu out with another Cup & giving Saku that option should be enough to focus them tonight & take care of business.  When they are focused & more importantly stay focused but most important of all start that focus at the beginning of the game, the Ducks can be scary good & demolish most any team in the league.  IF they stay focused.

Sadly that is a problem that has haunted them for a loooong time.

Oh well, in 11 hours & some change we'll see just who's season will be coming to an end.


While these are valid points, I find it very difficult to root for the Ducks becaus it means rooting for Corey Perry by extension.
 
2014-05-16 11:12:03 AM  
Here's hoping for 7 OT's for maximum entertainment for the East Coasters!

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2014-05-16 11:15:09 AM  
How will the fires affect the ice? And it is "affect" or "effect"? I always get those confused.
 
2014-05-16 11:24:39 AM  
Go good hockey!
 
2014-05-16 11:35:53 AM  

ds_4815: Here's hoping for 7 OT's for maximum entertainment for the East Coasters!


^^^^THIS

I'm taking my grandmother out to dinner and a show tonight, I want to see at least a little hockey after I get home.
 
2014-05-16 11:36:12 AM  

ds_4815: Here's hoping for 7 OT's for maximum entertainment for the East Coasters!


We're due a 4+ OT game.

/make it happen!!
 
2014-05-16 11:52:19 AM  
AND NOW!!  Canadian Mist and Applebees present!!

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1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
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14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
 
2014-05-16 11:53:32 AM  

fatalvenom: Bye bye Bylsma.


I'm hearing it's Shero.
 
2014-05-16 12:17:00 PM  

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Bye bye Bylsma.

I'm hearing it's Shero.


Shero got the ax. Assistant GM Jason Botterill named interim.
 
2014-05-16 12:17:30 PM  

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Bye bye Bylsma.

I'm hearing it's Shero.


That's what I just heard to. Some local radio chucklehead said that it was Bylsma earlier today.
 
2014-05-16 12:18:06 PM  
*too
 
2014-05-16 12:21:13 PM  
Got the NHL text notification thingy on it about 15 minutes ago.  At least this fancy phone is good for something.
 
2014-05-16 12:22:46 PM  

Polish Hussar: While these are valid points, I find it very difficult to root for the Ducks becaus it means rooting for Corey Perry by extension.


While that is certainly true, at least he's funny about his trolling unlike many of the other assorted PITAs in the league.  He'll drive you batshiat insane but you'll at least smile while getting there.  And unlike many of the other trolls he can also rack up points on a regular basis

I don't know, I find it hard not to cheer for someone who, after noticing that the other team's goalie knocked the goal off the pins to try to get play stopped, stops & puts it back on them himself & then gets back into the attack.  Even the officials had no clue what to do with/to him after that.  The goalie sure was pissed though.
 
2014-05-16 12:36:50 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Bye bye Bylsma.

I'm hearing it's Shero.

Shero got the ax. Assistant GM Jason Botterill named interim.


Danny boy has got one year tops, mid-season minimum.
 
2014-05-16 12:52:44 PM  
I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May
 
2014-05-16 12:55:05 PM  

ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May


Welcome to Michigan, The Insane Weather State
 
2014-05-16 12:55:26 PM  
heavytable.com

This may be the beverage of choice tonight...I have a lot of time make that decision.
 
2014-05-16 01:00:56 PM  

Polish Hussar: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Welcome to Michigan, The Insane Weather State


We're putting the boat in today, spent the morning zip lining in the woods. MI is the best: I'll take snow over wildfires.

/Guess Pens GM didn't want to be the one to fire Bylsma
 
2014-05-16 01:02:28 PM  

WhiskeySticks: This may be the beverage of choice tonight...I have a lot of time make that decision.


Who knew Iowa could produce such a nice whiskey? Speaking of rye, have you tried Jefferson?
 
2014-05-16 01:29:04 PM  

Polish Hussar: WhiskeySticks: This may be the beverage of choice tonight...I have a lot of time make that decision.

Who knew Iowa could produce such a nice whiskey? Speaking of rye, have you tried Jefferson?


Negative. But if you makes you do this...

31.media.tumblr.com

I'm all for it.
 
2014-05-16 01:45:23 PM  
Hi, folks. First off, congrats to the Montreal Canadiens and almost all of their fans on here. The Habs played a great series, and clearly deserved to win.

Knew the series was over 10 minutes into game 7, and walked to the pharmacy to get a ton of disposable razors. Between beard and head, the hotel bathroom sink looked like a chinchilla massacre.

But the baby Bs are still in it, and as I am not ready to be done with hockey yet, I am headed to watch that tonight. Be back in time for the West Coast game.

As to what now, I am still undecided. Habs or Rangers? Caught between a rock and a hard place. Can't support the Rangers because Vignault. Can't support the Habs because they are the Habs.

Let's go triple overtime, beating the snot out of each other, too beat up to put up a fight in the finals, hockey.

West is also a toss up. Chicago, I guess. Good team, great coach, and lots of respect for the organization.

For the Cup? Chicago or anyone but MTL.
 
2014-05-16 03:00:04 PM  
I'm going to miss the dancing bears and Flashing Minions when the Bruins score.

I'll pull for the Rgas for Margot Robbie pics.

I can either go with the Ducks for Invisible Cat Gaffney references or the Kings to see "BEAT LA!" chants.
 
2014-05-16 03:04:25 PM  
Duck Farts.

drinkingmadeeasy.com

Line em up.
 
2014-05-16 04:04:49 PM  
I wonder if the Ducks organist will play the Game of Thrones theme.
 
2014-05-16 04:05:39 PM  

Polish Hussar: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Welcome to Michigan, The Insane Weather State


At least you're not on fire.
 
2014-05-16 04:08:39 PM  
I HATE the Kings with a burning passion.
/Fark Jeff Carter
 
2014-05-16 04:15:57 PM  

dietbubba: I HATE the Kings with a burning passion.
/Fark Jeff Carter


YOU set my state on fire! It was you!
 
2014-05-16 04:40:44 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: dietbubba: I HATE the Kings with a burning passion.
/Fark Jeff Carter

YOU set my state on fire! It was you!


Sorry about that.  Got a little outta control.  But blame locker room cancer Jeff Carter.
 
2014-05-16 05:54:14 PM  

ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May


Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.
 
2014-05-16 05:56:36 PM  

andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.


Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p
 
2014-05-16 06:06:12 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p


When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.
 
2014-05-16 06:09:11 PM  

andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.


Wait, isn't that the fabulous part of town? Thought it was hard all the time, no?
 
2014-05-16 06:11:44 PM  

WhiskeySticks: andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.

Wait, isn't that the fabulous part of town? Thought it was hard all the time, no?


No, that's west Hollywood.  They have rainbow colored crosswalks.  NoHo is on the other side of the Hollywood hills.
 
2014-05-16 06:27:06 PM  

andychrist420: WhiskeySticks: andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.

Wait, isn't that the fabulous part of town? Thought it was hard all the time, no?

No, that's west Hollywood.  They have rainbow colored crosswalks.  NoHo is on the other side of the Hollywood hills.


Yeah. I can always tell when I cross the border from Burbank into North Hollywood. My car falls in a pothole.

/grew up in NoHo.
//1 block outside of Burbank.
 
2014-05-16 06:30:50 PM  

andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.


Come to South Florida in late July and August. The asphalt liquifies because of the heat and humidity.
 
2014-05-16 06:40:42 PM  

fatalvenom: andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.

Come to South Florida in late July and August. The asphalt liquifies because of the heat and humidity.


Is this the point in the thread where some knob says that hockey shouldn't be played in hot places?
 
2014-05-16 06:47:14 PM  

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.

Come to South Florida in late July and August. The asphalt liquifies because of the heat and humidity.

Is this the point in the thread where some knob says that hockey shouldn't be played in hot places?


Probably.

/Fark'em
 
2014-05-16 06:50:11 PM  

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.

Come to South Florida in late July and August. The asphalt liquifies because of the heat and humidity.

Is this the point in the thread where some knob says that hockey shouldn't be played in hot places?


Well, the Kings and Ducks probably shouldn't play tonight at Dodger Stadium again. Just sayin'.
 
2014-05-16 06:56:46 PM  
Bah. Humbug.

'gansett bohemian pils tonight. How do they get that cheap corn/wet cardboard flavor in every beer? It's OK, but I'll be glad when my kolsch finishes carbonating.
 
2014-05-16 07:01:21 PM  

soopey: Bah. Humbug.

'gansett bohemian pils tonight. How do they get that cheap corn/wet cardboard flavor in every beer? It's OK, but I'll be glad when my kolsch finishes carbonating.


I still have two of those left in the fridge. I'll probably have them when I run out of vodka, which I estimate to be around the third period.
 
2014-05-16 07:27:40 PM  

fatalvenom: soopey: Bah. Humbug.

'gansett bohemian pils tonight. How do they get that cheap corn/wet cardboard flavor in every beer? It's OK, but I'll be glad when my kolsch finishes carbonating.

I still have two of those left in the fridge. I'll probably have them when I run out of vodka, which I estimate to be around the third period.


I scored a fifth of Malibu Black today for way cheap.  Picked up some cherry coke too.  Figured if it's gonna be so hot today, I may as well drink tropical.  The geographic region, not...
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2014-05-16 07:30:16 PM  

fatalvenom: soopey: Bah. Humbug.

'gansett bohemian pils tonight. How do they get that cheap corn/wet cardboard flavor in every beer? It's OK, but I'll be glad when my kolsch finishes carbonating.

I still have two of those left in the fridge. I'll probably have them when I run out of vodka, which I estimate to be around the third period.


Thus far I have consumed an Atwater Pale Ale, a glass of Booker's bourbon (neat), and a glass of wine this evening. More alcohol will probably follow after I get home from "Turandot."
 
2014-05-16 07:31:46 PM  
Beer before liquor, never sicker.  But a glass of wine makes it fine?
 
2014-05-16 07:41:53 PM  
End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!
 
2014-05-16 07:43:53 PM  
Southern Cali is being bombared with fire tornadoes while there is a hockey game about to be going on.
 
2014-05-16 07:45:46 PM  
But of course they aren't really tornadoes. It is just the new buzz word
 
2014-05-16 07:56:27 PM  

andychrist420: Beer before liquor, never sicker.  But a glass of wine makes it fine?


If you need to figure out what u can and can't drink first, you obviously need to drink more so it doesn't matter.
 
2014-05-16 08:15:28 PM  

ontariolightning: Southern Cali is being bombared with fire tornadoes while there is a hockey game about to be going on.


Thanks for the report, Al Roker.
 
2014-05-16 08:19:17 PM  
First drink of the evening after a belly full of tacos, don't mind if I do...
 
2014-05-16 08:20:17 PM  
What's in my glass right now:

img.fark.net
______________________________________________

Made a this last night. 
Arnold Palmer + Everclear 190 = Marty McSorley
 Woke up with a mild headache.
 
2014-05-16 08:20:59 PM  

WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Southern Cali is being bombared with fire tornadoes while there is a hockey game about to be going on.

Thanks for the report, Al Roker.


I just want to point out that this is not normal in May.

All of Cali is in a severe to catastrophic drought.

This is the result of climate change.

And it is too late.

Humanity.

Will.

Die.

Off.
 
2014-05-16 08:27:54 PM  

ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Southern Cali is being bombared with fire tornadoes while there is a hockey game about to be going on.

Thanks for the report, Al Roker.

I just want to point out that this is not normal in May.

All of Cali is in a severe to catastrophic drought.

This is the result of climate change.

And it is too late.

Humanity.

Will.

Die.

Off.


In other news, Godzilla came out today.

/switching between NASCAR and hockey.
// Because that's the way I roll.
 
2014-05-16 08:31:12 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!


Late 2nd Marlies are up 2-0 on Chicago.  Going for the sweep!
 
2014-05-16 08:33:16 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!


Yes, but like the big club, they sucked in the second. 1-1, but only because of Subban.

Refs definitely letting the play, though.
 
2014-05-16 08:34:15 PM  
Can't stick around tonight because Friday Night Beer League, but just wanna say
Let's Go BONUS HOCKEY
let's go Kings!!
 
2014-05-16 08:34:16 PM  

ontariolightning: Southern Cali is being bombared with fire tornadoes while there is a hockey game about to be going on.


Sounds like a grand ol' time to me
 
2014-05-16 08:36:13 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2014-05-16 08:36:44 PM  

Recoil Therapy: If you are a Habs fan you better be cheering for the Ducks for that reason plus the small little fact that Saku Koivu is also on the team & still needs his name on The Cup.


This is true.  Unfortunately, there's the small matter that the Habs may yet win the ECF and we don't want anyone to be even a little bit happy if their team loses the Cup final, do we?
 
2014-05-16 08:37:40 PM  
Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.
 
2014-05-16 08:39:40 PM  

Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.


Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.
 
2014-05-16 08:42:17 PM  

Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.


Or not resigned.
 
2014-05-16 08:43:09 PM  

Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.


Listening to the backpedaling going on during the moving day press conference was priceless.
 
2014-05-16 08:45:58 PM  

Fochstockings: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Or not resigned.


Or they want to watch a team that doesn't suck.
 
2014-05-16 08:47:33 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!


I guess considering the WBS Penguins took down my B-Sens, I'm rooting for Providence.  Ick.

Walker: How will the fires affect the ice? And it is "affect" or "effect"? I always get those confused.


Affect.  When it's a verb, it's affect (The news affected the stock market... A little onion affects the recipe...)  When it's a noun, it's effect (It had a great effect on my outlook... The movie had great special effects).  I suppose one exception would be "He wanted to effect change" but I don't think there are too many of those.  Hope that helps.
 
2014-05-16 08:48:06 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Fochstockings: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Or not resigned.

Or they want to watch a team that doesn't suck.


Yeah, President's Trophy means you suck.
 
2014-05-16 08:48:44 PM  
Let's go bonus hockey!!
 
2014-05-16 08:50:39 PM  

Fochstockings: WhiskeySticks: Fochstockings: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Or not resigned.

Or they want to watch a team that doesn't suck.

Yeah, President's Trophy means you suck.


It doesn't mean they aren't bed-shiatters unfortunately.
 
2014-05-16 08:56:57 PM  
I'm either going to need cheering up or be celebrating. Just to be safe, I made myself steak for dinner.

Let's go Kings!!!
 
2014-05-16 08:57:52 PM  
I'm just glad the whole "Boobiesseason Freeway Series Ever" thing happened between 2 teams up to the task and it wasn't a total blowout. Kings looked like they were heading that way and I secretly wish they would've finished that but at least it'll go down as a good series.
 
2014-05-16 08:58:45 PM  
Time for the Ducks to get hunted
 
2014-05-16 08:59:44 PM  
If your B-roll is struck by a flying puck, please contact medical staff immediately, located on the main concourse.
 
2014-05-16 09:02:49 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!


Nice.

Oh, hockey... I can't quit you.

Pulling for Chicago from here on out.

... And yes, I am hoping for a NY/Chicago final.

Harpoon Summer Beer on tap for tonight.
 
2014-05-16 09:03:07 PM  
Let's go Ducks!
Fark you Kings!
 
2014-05-16 09:04:25 PM  

Recoil Therapy: fatalvenom: Well now that the Bs are out and I despise the remaining East teams (although I want the Rangers to beat the Habs), I'm pulling for the Ducks.

More specifically, I want Teemu to win another Cup.

Unless you are a Kings fan from the beginning you should be cheering on the Ducks for just that reason.  If you are a Habs fan you better be cheering for the Ducks for that reason plus the small little fact that Saku Koivu is also on the team & still needs his name on The Cup.  I hope that Getzlaf tossed BB out of the locker room & talked to the team & pointed just that out.  Sending Teemu out with another Cup & giving Saku that option should be enough to focus them tonight & take care of business.  When they are focused & more importantly stay focused but most important of all start that focus at the beginning of the game, the Ducks can be scary good & demolish most any team in the league.  IF they stay focused.

Sadly that is a problem that has haunted them for a loooong time.

Oh well, in 11 hours & some change we'll see just who's season will be coming to an end.


I'm a Kings fan and I love Teemu.

Well, whatever happens tonight, SoCal hockey will continue!  No downside here.  Well, except for the fact that they'll start scheduling our games at 4:30pm to accomodate the East Coast crowd who doesn't care about West Coast hockey.  But other than that, yay for continued hockey.  Huzzah, I say!
 
2014-05-16 09:05:49 PM  

almandot: I'm just glad the whole "Boobiesseason Freeway Series Ever" thing happened between 2 teams up to the task and it wasn't a total blowout. Kings looked like they were heading that way and I secretly wish they would've finished that but at least it'll go down as a good series.


Great filterpwnage! I don't know what a Boobiesseason is, but I want one.
 
2014-05-16 09:07:36 PM  

Walker: How will the fires affect the ice? And it is "affect" or "effect"? I always get those confused.


It was smoky in LA and the OC today.  Outdoor activities might mave been cancelled.  But it looks like they're getting a handle on the fires.  And the temps are slowly falling, thank freaking god.
 
2014-05-16 09:08:24 PM  

Flappyhead: Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!

Late 2nd Marlies are up 2-0 on Chicago.  Going for the sweep!


shush I'm watching on the delay....
 
2014-05-16 09:08:29 PM  
Nice thing about the late start is that I'm already a handful of beers in.
 
2014-05-16 09:09:18 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: almandot: I'm just glad the whole "Boobiesseason Freeway Series Ever" thing happened between 2 teams up to the task and it wasn't a total blowout. Kings looked like they were heading that way and I secretly wish they would've finished that but at least it'll go down as a good series.

Great filterpwnage! I don't know what a Boobiesseason is, but I want one.


I'm parsing it as Bugs and Daffy:
Buttseason
Boobieseason
Buttseason
Boobieseason
Boobieseason
Buttseason! FIRE!
 
2014-05-16 09:09:54 PM  
Is the Ducks' goalie mouthing the Canadian anthem during this or something? I tried to tell if it was just a tape delay and so his words were off or something..
 
2014-05-16 09:10:40 PM  
Lurking about.

Off work early to catch a Game 7. Not rooting for anyone particular, just love good hockey.

I seriously hope there's some BONUS hockey tonight!
 
2014-05-16 09:11:56 PM  
Ahh almost first blood in the first minute.
 
2014-05-16 09:12:50 PM  
 
2014-05-16 09:12:56 PM  
It looks like most of the Ducks crowd are still suck in traffic.
 
2014-05-16 09:13:18 PM  
Eh, go LA.  Just so the Blackhawks have home ice for their next sacrificial lamb.
 
2014-05-16 09:14:03 PM  
I know the puck was there, but how the hell was that not boarding?  (Or maybe I misunderstand the rule of when that's called?)
 
2014-05-16 09:14:08 PM  
Another Angels home game during this... they just timed all these perfectly for traffic didn't they :P
 
2014-05-16 09:15:17 PM  

sno man: Flappyhead: Primitive Screwhead: End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!

Late 2nd Marlies are up 2-0 on Chicago.  Going for the sweep!

shush I'm watching on the delay...


You're in for a Dutch treat if you haven't gotten to it yet!

/Go Baby Leafs
 
2014-05-16 09:16:38 PM  
just a bit of interference there
 
2014-05-16 09:17:10 PM  
Penalty?

Kidding, that was obvious.
 
2014-05-16 09:18:39 PM  

fatalvenom: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Listening to the backpedaling going on during the moving day press conference was priceless.


I'll have to check it out.  Would I be correct in guessing there was quite a bit of "They were the better team, we have to accept that."?
 
2014-05-16 09:19:00 PM  
Just trip the damn player why don't you goalie

AND GOOOAAAALLL KINGS! before I can finish typing it hahaha WOO!
 
2014-05-16 09:19:03 PM  
Wow, game over.
 
2014-05-16 09:19:04 PM  
KINGOAL!!!!!
 
2014-05-16 09:19:13 PM  
Woo!
 
2014-05-16 09:19:28 PM  
KINGOAL!
 
2014-05-16 09:19:38 PM  
And the Kings draw first blood! Yaaaaahoooo!!!
 
2014-05-16 09:19:39 PM  
Justin Williams with the first goal, just like someone from NHL Home Ice predicted.  Spooky.
 
2014-05-16 09:20:15 PM  

buckeyebrain: Danger Avoid Death: almandot: I'm just glad the whole "Boobiesseason Freeway Series Ever" thing happened between 2 teams up to the task and it wasn't a total blowout. Kings looked like they were heading that way and I secretly wish they would've finished that but at least it'll go down as a good series.

Great filterpwnage! I don't know what a Boobiesseason is, but I want one.

I'm parsing it as Bugs and Daffy:
Buttseason
Boobieseason
Buttseason
Boobieseason
Boobieseason
Buttseason! FIRE!


Beer, meet nostrils.
 
2014-05-16 09:22:04 PM  
Glad we will not be hearing Cartman yelling "Go Kings, Go!"
 
2014-05-16 09:23:43 PM  

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Listening to the backpedaling going on during the moving day press conference was priceless.

I'll have to check it out.  Would I be correct in guessing there was quite a bit of "They were the better team, we have to accept that."?


That, but the best part was Chiarelli admitting his hubris with thinking they were all set at the trade deadline.
 
2014-05-16 09:23:48 PM  
 
2014-05-16 09:23:57 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Glad we will not be hearing Cartman yelling "Go Kings, Go!"


I'm no Kings fan, but I love hearing Cartman.
 
2014-05-16 09:24:32 PM  

almandot: Another Angels home game during this... they just timed all these perfectly for traffic didn't they :P


They don't call it the "Orange Crush" for nothing.
 
2014-05-16 09:25:20 PM  

caira: Recoil Therapy: If you are a Habs fan you better be cheering for the Ducks for that reason plus the small little fact that Saku Koivu is also on the team & still needs his name on The Cup.

This is true.  Unfortunately, there's the small matter that the Habs may yet win the ECF and we don't want anyone to be even a little bit happy if their team loses the Cup final, do we?


Right now I'm just trying to get as many people on the Ducks side as possible.  We'll let tomorrow fend for itself when it comes...
 
2014-05-16 09:26:15 PM  

vegaswench: WhiskeySticks: Glad we will not be hearing Cartman yelling "Go Kings, Go!"

I'm no Kings fan, but I love hearing Cartman.


True Kings fans are hard to come by so they have to go with imaginary ones to lead the charge.
 
2014-05-16 09:26:47 PM  

ds_4815: Here's hoping for 7 OT's for maximum entertainment for the East Coasters!

[i.imgur.com image 520x413]


i291.photobucket.com

LIKE WALL

GO (on Spring vacation) SHARKS
 
2014-05-16 09:27:34 PM  
Kings are hungry, poor Gibby
 
2014-05-16 09:27:39 PM  

WhiskeySticks: vegaswench: WhiskeySticks: Glad we will not be hearing Cartman yelling "Go Kings, Go!"

I'm no Kings fan, but I love hearing Cartman.

True Kings fans are hard to come by so they have to go with imaginary ones to lead the charge.


It is a bit unexpected. Trey and Matt are pretty vocal Broncos fans on the show

GOOAAAAAL KINGS!!!


where was I... oh yeah, they usually like the Denver teams but do the Go Kings Go stint instead of for the Avs I guess.
 
2014-05-16 09:27:39 PM  
Carter makes it 2-0!

Hmmm, I wonder what it will take to pull the kid and put in Hiller?
 
2014-05-16 09:27:48 PM  
KINGOAL REDUX!
 
2014-05-16 09:27:51 PM  
2-0 and my dog just walked in the room with a raging boner.

Gross.
 
2014-05-16 09:27:54 PM  
Ouch! Beautiful breakaway.
 
2014-05-16 09:28:13 PM  
KINGOAL * 2!!!!!
 
2014-05-16 09:28:15 PM  
Goddamnit Ducks! Get your shiat together!
 
2014-05-16 09:28:20 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: ds_4815: Here's hoping for 7 OT's for maximum entertainment for the East Coasters!

[i.imgur.com image 520x413]

LIKE WALL

GO (on Spring vacation) SHARKS


Good 'ole Latvian.
 
2014-05-16 09:28:27 PM  
SHARKS IN 6!
 
2014-05-16 09:28:47 PM  
Another KINGOOAAAAALLL!!!
 
2014-05-16 09:29:29 PM  
The Saku Koivu curse continues
 
2014-05-16 09:30:12 PM  
Fark you Jeff Carter

/Boulevard Grain Storm
//Boulevard Dark Truth Stout
 
2014-05-16 09:30:21 PM  

desertgeek: Goddamnit Ducks! Get your shiat together!


Would that be Duckshiat?
 
2014-05-16 09:31:00 PM  
For those who didn't know, Koivu has never made it past the second round.
 
2014-05-16 09:31:10 PM  
Fraud protection. Drink!
 
2014-05-16 09:31:47 PM  

desertgeek: Fraud protection. Drink!


Such an annoying commercial.  Make it two drinks.
 
2014-05-16 09:34:26 PM  

desertgeek: Fraud protection. Drink!


65 hour work week already means my liver hurts, but drink I shall
 
2014-05-16 09:35:58 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Glad we will not be hearing Cartman yelling "Go Kings, Go!"


I can't find Darrin Goldfinger's "Go Kings Go" song, so here's his song about Wayne Gretzky instead.
 
2014-05-16 09:37:28 PM  
Damn. Penalty shot coming up.
 
2014-05-16 09:37:33 PM  
Penalty shot time
 
2014-05-16 09:37:46 PM  
Toronto Marlies sweep the Chicago Wolves and go undefeated in the Calder Cup Playoffs, headed to the Western Conference Finals. Drew MacIntyre with a shutout, as well!
 
2014-05-16 09:38:06 PM  
Uh oh. Ducks penalty shot.
 
2014-05-16 09:38:07 PM  
Here we go!

Ducks need to score!
 
2014-05-16 09:38:21 PM  
Ugh.
 
2014-05-16 09:38:29 PM  
Hmm you're not allowed to hit the other player's stick on a breakaway? Thought you just couldn't slash the stick and hit their body or body dump them from behind or whatnot.
 
2014-05-16 09:38:39 PM  
His stick and threw it and Doughty gets the penalty??
 
2014-05-16 09:38:48 PM  
Oooooh!!

FAIL!
/active stick drink
 
2014-05-16 09:38:48 PM  
Haha, whiff!
 
2014-05-16 09:39:04 PM  
Wow, what a play by Quick
 
2014-05-16 09:39:04 PM  
Possibility of a Mastadon night
 
2014-05-16 09:39:05 PM  
Quick says NO!
 
2014-05-16 09:39:20 PM  
Of course Perry didn't drop a broken stick. Classic Perry.
 
2014-05-16 09:39:26 PM  
Well, okay, not whiff, but nice poke-check by quickie.
 
2014-05-16 09:40:05 PM  
Quick's stick nix pick.
 
2014-05-16 09:40:40 PM  
GOAAAAAAAL ON THE REBOUND!!! KINGS!!!
 
2014-05-16 09:40:52 PM  
Just turned on TV in time to see Perry duff the penalty shot. Could have been a turning point, oh well.

Time to read back through and see what ya'll motherf'ers have been up to
 
2014-05-16 09:40:54 PM  
Hmmm, Over?
 
2014-05-16 09:40:59 PM  
Heh. fark you Ducks for your attempted cheating. 3-0
 
2014-05-16 09:40:59 PM  
3-0
 
2014-05-16 09:41:04 PM  
Welp.
 
2014-05-16 09:41:05 PM  
Holy shiat, the Big Red Dog!  Richards makes it 3-0.
 
2014-05-16 09:41:19 PM  
Gibson is killing me with the rebound chances.
 
2014-05-16 09:41:23 PM  
I'm dancin', I'm dancin', I'm dancin'.
 
2014-05-16 09:41:27 PM  
Bouncy Bounce.. Ugly goal

3 Cartmans already
 
2014-05-16 09:41:52 PM  
End of 3
WBS Penguins......2
Providence Bruins 2

BONUS HOCKEY!
 
2014-05-16 09:41:54 PM  
The Kings travel guy is already booking the flight to Chicago.
 
2014-05-16 09:42:21 PM  
Oh man, LA is running away with it.

So much for exciting hockey.
 
2014-05-16 09:42:21 PM  

todesesser: Gibson is killing me with the rebound chances.


Welcome to the Fleury School of Goaltending.
 
2014-05-16 09:42:27 PM  
Well we know who won't be getting a call up next year.
 
2014-05-16 09:43:00 PM  
So I guess the Blackhawks will be playing at home on Sunday...
 
2014-05-16 09:43:14 PM  

2wolves: todesesser: Gibson is killing me with the rebound chances.

Welcome to the Fleury School of Goaltending.


missedmeagain.jpg
 
2014-05-16 09:45:15 PM  

I eat mop: SHARKS IN 6!


i291.photobucket.com

DECADES maybe.....

/sigh
//miss those early 90's teams
///even the 72 loss team
 
2014-05-16 09:46:29 PM  
C'mon Ducks, at least make it interesting...

fark it, I'm going outside to wait for some of those thunder boomers scheduled to roll through Southern New England at some point tonight...
 
2014-05-16 09:46:39 PM  
The dreaded 3 goal lead?
 
2014-05-16 09:47:54 PM  
P'TING!
 
2014-05-16 09:48:23 PM  

ds_4815: Toronto Marlies sweep the Chicago Wolves and go undefeated in the Calder Cup Playoffs, headed to the Western Conference Finals. Drew MacIntyre with a shutout, as well!


This makes me sad as a Chicago Wolves fan and a Blues fan. Glad Toronto people have something to be happy about. Sorta.
 
2014-05-16 09:48:54 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Let's go bonus hockey!!


About that....
 
2014-05-16 09:50:24 PM  
P'TING x2


Angels game hasn't even started yet, but I guess they won't have to keep the game running live on the scoreboard. :P

/Oddly, I'm an Angels fan, not a Dodgers fan.
 
2014-05-16 09:50:48 PM  
Damn, the goalpost is stopping more shots than Gibson.
 
2014-05-16 09:52:04 PM  

almandot: P'TING x2


Angels game hasn't even started yet, but I guess they won't have to keep the game running live on the scoreboard. :P

/Oddly, I'm an Angels fan, not a Dodgers fan.


My guy is a Kings, Dodgers, and Angels fan.  I told him it's impossible to be both a Dodgers AND Angels fan, but he thinks otherwise.

Go Dodgers!  Fark the Kings, Ducks, and Angels!  I'm only rooting for the Kings for now as a lesser of two evils.
 
2014-05-16 09:52:45 PM  

almandot: P'TING x2


Angels game hasn't even started yet, but I guess they won't have to keep the game running live on the scoreboard. :P

/Oddly, I'm an Angels fan, not a Dodgers fan.


It's not odd if you don't have Time Warner Cable. Have I ranted yet about how much I hate those c*cksuckers? I'm sure I will at some point.
 
2014-05-16 09:52:53 PM  
Last time the two western finalist teams won the cup was
L.A : 2012
Chicago :2013

Last time the two eastern finalist teams won the cup was
Montreal: 1993
NYR : 1994

Both were back to back.
 
2014-05-16 09:53:00 PM  

ytterbium: ds_4815: Toronto Marlies sweep the Chicago Wolves and go undefeated in the Calder Cup Playoffs, headed to the Western Conference Finals. Drew MacIntyre with a shutout, as well!

This makes me sad as a Chicago Wolves fan and a Blues fan. Glad Toronto people have something to be happy about. Sorta.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 09:54:17 PM  

vegaswench: almandot: P'TING x2


Angels game hasn't even started yet, but I guess they won't have to keep the game running live on the scoreboard. :P

/Oddly, I'm an Angels fan, not a Dodgers fan.

My guy is a Kings, Dodgers, and Angels fan.  I told him it's impossible to be both a Dodgers AND Angels fan, but he thinks otherwise.

Go Dodgers!  Fark the Kings, Ducks, and Angels!  I'm only rooting for the Kings for now as a lesser of two evils.


I don't root against the Dodgers(or Ducks), and like watching them play. Just if you ask me my favorite teams I say Angels and Kings(plus Lakers and UCLA Bruins). Not a rivalry situation for me though.
 
2014-05-16 09:54:57 PM  
I just got a local commercial for Liver Aid.

Talk about knowing your demographic.
 
2014-05-16 09:56:07 PM  

Twitch Boy: I just got a local commercial for Liver Aid.

Talk about knowing your demographic.


Same here...thought we'd see another farmersonly.com ad.
 
2014-05-16 09:57:23 PM  

fatalvenom: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Listening to the backpedaling going on during the moving day press conference was priceless.

I'll have to check it out.  Would I be correct in guessing there was quite a bit of "They were the better team, we have to accept that."?

That, but the best part was Chiarelli admitting his hubris with thinking they were all set at the trade deadline.


What would you have done differently? Who would you have traded, and for whom, and where would you have played them?
 
2014-05-16 09:58:28 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: /Oddly, I'm an Angels fan, not a Dodgers fan.

It's not odd if you don't have Time Warner Cable. Have I ranted yet about how much I hate those c*cksuckers? I'm sure I will at some point.


I hear it all the time from my girlfriend (though I definitely see her point).
 
2014-05-16 09:58:39 PM  

almandot: Not a rivalry situation for me though.


I think that's the way most people in Southern California are (save for the intense Kings/Ducks rivalry).  I like to chose sides, and make enemies of the other teams, though.  It's more fun that way (for me).
 
2014-05-16 09:59:01 PM  
Ducks have the Kings right where they want em
 
2014-05-16 09:59:12 PM  
My #@$#@!! computer has been acting up for a couple of weeks (too much unprotected midget porn probably).  Anyway, it was 1-0 when it froze & then by the time the reboot had finished up a few minutes later it was 3-0..... something tells me that I'm glad that I didn't see it.

So it comes down to this, how they come out at the start of the 2nd pretty much will determine the game/season.  If it's a replay of the 1st then it's time to book an early tee time, however being down by three isn't much for this team to overcome - but then again they haven't done it against Quick either....

Time will tell, time will tell...
 
2014-05-16 09:59:38 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: End of 3
WBS Penguins......2
Providence Bruins 2

BONUS HOCKEY!


And I left when WBS had a power play with 2:03 to go. Lesson learned.
 
2014-05-16 10:00:41 PM  
WBS Penguins......2
Providence Bruins 3

Providence Bruins
@AHLBruins win, 3-2! Cory Kane scores his first of the playoffs! SOG total - @AHLBruins - 31 WBS - 30
Series now tied 2-2 #LetsGoBruins


i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-16 10:02:21 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: WBS Penguins......2
Providence Bruins 3

Providence Bruins
@AHLBruins win, 3-2! Cory Kane scores his first of the playoffs! SOG total - @AHLBruins - 31 WBS - 30
Series now tied 2-2 #LetsGoBruins

[i36.photobucket.com image 360x288]


Is there a radio or tv call of P Bruins games? Would love to be able to follow the games I can't make (or leave).
 
2014-05-16 10:02:51 PM  
Chicks with a giant inflatable penis at The Cats Meow right now.
 
2014-05-16 10:05:01 PM  
Hmm oh really..  Tampa's playing the Angels.. That series is here already. The damn home/away series are reversed this year from how it usually goes so Tampa went out there first and I have to wait until freaking August for the Angels to come to Florida. :'(
 
2014-05-16 10:05:50 PM  

Fochstockings: fatalvenom: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Listening to the backpedaling going on during the moving day press conference was priceless.

I'll have to check it out.  Would I be correct in guessing there was quite a bit of "They were the better team, we have to accept that."?

That, but the best part was Chiarelli admitting his hubris with thinking they were all set at the trade deadline.

What would you have done differently? Who would you have traded, and for whom, and where would you have played them?


Well knowing they lost Seidenberg for the season, they shured up the D with....Mazaros? Who they ended up replacing with Bartkowski. Who they tried to trade recently because he is a worthless bag of raccoon shiat?

That's all there needs to be said.
 
2014-05-16 10:05:59 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Chicks with a giant inflatable penis at The Cats Meow right now.


Rats, I missed it.

I dislike country, but I have a soft spot for this song.
 
2014-05-16 10:06:18 PM  
3-0 already?  What the fark did I miss in the first period?
 
2014-05-16 10:06:33 PM  
In surprised to see LA losing the hits count but hey, it's working.
 
2014-05-16 10:06:42 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: 3-0 already?  What the fark did I miss in the first period?


Fire tornado
 
2014-05-16 10:06:51 PM  
Oh, there it is!  How did I miss that?? O_o
 
2014-05-16 10:07:30 PM  

fatalvenom: Fochstockings: fatalvenom: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Listening to the backpedaling going on during the moving day press conference was priceless.

I'll have to check it out.  Would I be correct in guessing there was quite a bit of "They were the better team, we have to accept that."?

That, but the best part was Chiarelli admitting his hubris with thinking they were all set at the trade deadline.

What would you have done differently? Who would you have traded, and for whom, and where would you have played them?

Well knowing they lost Seidenberg for the season, they shured up the D with....Mazaros? Who they ended up replacing with Bartkowski. Who they tried to trade recently because he is a worthless bag of raccoon shiat?

That's all there needs to be said.


I was seriously asking. I agree with shoring up the D, but I had a bit of a row with my brother, who wanted Vanek, and would've given Krug and Soderberg for him.

I wanted MacDonald.
 
2014-05-16 10:07:57 PM  

vegaswench: Oh, there it is!  How did I miss that?? O_o


Guessing one of them is puking tonight.
 
2014-05-16 10:09:00 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: 3-0 already?  What the fark did I miss in the first period?


Apparently my cheering for the Ducks has instigated a boat race.

I am changing my fandom to the Habs and Hawks.
 
2014-05-16 10:09:29 PM  

WhiskeySticks: vegaswench: Oh, there it is!  How did I miss that?? O_o

Guessing one of them is puking tonight.


haha, I'm guessing both the girls.  Cowboy Todd looks like he's had lots of practice holding his liquor.
 
2014-05-16 10:09:42 PM  
puck drop
 
2014-05-16 10:10:00 PM  
Well, I'm rooting for the Kings. I think it's mostly because I'm rooting for Quick - he's really the only member of Team USA that didn't fall apart.

And Obviously I'm rooting for the Rags.
 
2014-05-16 10:10:06 PM  
hockey!
 
2014-05-16 10:10:13 PM  
DOMINANT so far.  Don't take your foot off the gas pedal, guys.
GO KINGS GO

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 10:10:54 PM  

vegaswench: WhiskeySticks: vegaswench: Oh, there it is!  How did I miss that?? O_o

Guessing one of them is puking tonight.

haha, I'm guessing both the girls.  Cowboy Todd looks like he's had lots of practice holding his liquor.


Cowboy Todd drove there while sucking down a cold sixer of Coors tall boys.

Back to the slaughter...
 
2014-05-16 10:11:16 PM  
Kinda feel bad for the Duck's Kid goalie. Game 7 nerves?
 
2014-05-16 10:11:28 PM  

Fochstockings: fatalvenom: Fochstockings: fatalvenom: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Flappyhead: Fochstockings: Claude Julien, Peter Chiarelli and Don Sweeney here at the P Bruins game tonight.

Somebody on the big roster is getting traded.

Listening to the backpedaling going on during the moving day press conference was priceless.

I'll have to check it out.  Would I be correct in guessing there was quite a bit of "They were the better team, we have to accept that."?

That, but the best part was Chiarelli admitting his hubris with thinking they were all set at the trade deadline.

What would you have done differently? Who would you have traded, and for whom, and where would you have played them?

Well knowing they lost Seidenberg for the season, they shured up the D with....Mazaros? Who they ended up replacing with Bartkowski. Who they tried to trade recently because he is a worthless bag of raccoon shiat?

That's all there needs to be said.

I was seriously asking. I agree with shoring up the D, but I had a bit of a row with my brother, who wanted Vanek, and would've given Krug and Soderberg for him.

I wanted MacDonald.


Soderberg was the only consistent forward other than Bergeron in the MTL series. That kid is going to be a beast.

Krug, has to say. Period.
 
2014-05-16 10:11:45 PM  

vegaswench: WhiskeySticks: vegaswench: Oh, there it is!  How did I miss that?? O_o

Guessing one of them is puking tonight.

haha, I'm guessing both the girls.  Cowboy Todd looks like he's had lots of practice holding his liquor.


Am I missing something? =P
 
2014-05-16 10:12:15 PM  
nailing quick?   He'll fight
 
2014-05-16 10:12:39 PM  
me and ms craigzy went to see godzilla.  not that bad.  its what you would expect.
 
2014-05-16 10:13:05 PM  
fatalvenom:

I was seriously asking. I agree with shoring up the D, but I had a bit of a row with my brother, who wanted Vanek, and would've given Krug and Soderberg for him.

I wanted MacDonald.

Soderberg was the only consistent forward other than Bergeron in the MTL series. That kid is going to be a beast.

Krug, has to say. Period.


Agree with you. To be fair to my brother, this was before the playoffs and was more a "prevent the Habs from getting a Bruins killer."

Ah, well. It's all what might've been.

Dagger
 
2014-05-16 10:13:25 PM  
Game Over.
 
2014-05-16 10:13:25 PM  
SCOOOOOOOOORE LA!!!!

Kopitar should have the puck on every play. =) Love watching him play with the puck.
 
2014-05-16 10:13:28 PM  
Dagger Kings
 
2014-05-16 10:13:30 PM  
Christ, will they win by a touchdown?
 
2014-05-16 10:13:31 PM  
Welp.
 
2014-05-16 10:13:46 PM  
YEAH KOPISTAR!!!

i.imgur.com

What a shot!
 
2014-05-16 10:13:51 PM  
wtf is happening here.
 
2014-05-16 10:13:57 PM  
OMG,

Time to pull Gibson before he loses all confidence
 
2014-05-16 10:14:14 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Christ, will they win by a touchdown?


At this rate, double digits are not out of the question.
 
2014-05-16 10:14:28 PM  

almandot: vegaswench: WhiskeySticks: vegaswench: Oh, there it is!  How did I miss that?? O_o

Guessing one of them is puking tonight.

haha, I'm guessing both the girls.  Cowboy Todd looks like he's had lots of practice holding his liquor.

Am I missing something? =P


A long held (but recently discarded) tradition in NHL playoff threads: Cat's Meow Karaoke.

And here comes Hiller.
 
2014-05-16 10:14:32 PM  
Kopitar for 4. God daaaayaamn. Change time!  Who are the ducks going to put the pads on for the 3rd? Sbisa?
 
2014-05-16 10:14:36 PM  

Fochstockings: Is there a radio or tv call of P Bruins games? Would love to be able to follow the games I can't make (or leave).


1230 AM Westerly - Good luck with that. Takes a planetary alignment and some shavings from a unicorn's beard for it to come in.

ahl.com streams the audio for free but sometimes you have to listen to the other team's brodcast
 
2014-05-16 10:15:02 PM  
Knuckle puck!
Time out!
Goalie change!
For fark's sake, Ducks, we've got a lot of game 7 left.
 
2014-05-16 10:15:27 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Fochstockings: Is there a radio or tv call of P Bruins games? Would love to be able to follow the games I can't make (or leave).

1230 AM Westerly - Good luck with that. Takes a planetary alignment and some shavings from a unicorn's beard for it to come in.

ahl.com streams the audio for free but sometimes you have to listen to the other team's brodcast


Great. Thanks!
 
2014-05-16 10:15:31 PM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-16 10:15:51 PM  
Soooo...no bonus hockey
 
2014-05-16 10:16:18 PM  
The power of the Ice Crew!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-16 10:16:43 PM  

fatalvenom: Soooo...no bonus hockey


If there is, then this game will eclipse Boston's come back against Toronto last year.

And I am sure Toronto fans would like that.
 
2014-05-16 10:17:20 PM  
Well so much for paying attention to this game. LA is out there, guys in Ducks uniforms are out there technically I guess but hard to say it's their team. Well, at least 'Hawks got home ice advantage Sunday.

/Wanted LA to win for reasons besides being more advantageous to Chicago (in theory anyway, home ice and all), just kinda like their team for some reason. Not that I hate Anaheim per se (Sharks on the other hand, glad they choked)
 
2014-05-16 10:17:38 PM  
Puck is about to drop in ECHL western finals game 1 GO CARDIAC CONDORS

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-16 10:17:56 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: The power of the Ice Crew!

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 641x750]


She looks very comfortable with that shaft in her hand
 
2014-05-16 10:18:16 PM  

Fochstockings: fatalvenom:

I was seriously asking. I agree with shoring up the D, but I had a bit of a row with my brother, who wanted Vanek, and would've given Krug and Soderberg for him.

I wanted MacDonald.

Soderberg was the only consistent forward other than Bergeron in the MTL series. That kid is going to be a beast.

Krug, has to say. Period.

Agree with you. To be fair to my brother, this was before the playoffs and was more a "prevent the Habs from getting a Bruins killer."

Ah, well. It's all what might've been.

Dagger


I think more D would have been nice - Bartkowski was a hot mess. But I think, to be fair, the Habs were on and the B's got cold. It happens, they got a case of the "yips". Winning the cup is more than being the best team, it's also getting the lucky breaks. This isn't to say the Habs didn't earn the win-they did. But sometimes being the better team is just getting the lucky breaks.
 
2014-05-16 10:18:24 PM  

Fochstockings: fatalvenom:

I was seriously asking. I agree with shoring up the D, but I had a bit of a row with my brother, who wanted Vanek, and would've given Krug and Soderberg for him.

I wanted MacDonald.

Soderberg was the only consistent forward other than Bergeron in the MTL series. That kid is going to be a beast.

Krug, has to say. Period.

Agree with you. To be fair to my brother, this was before the playoffs and was more a "prevent the Habs from getting a Bruins killer."

Ah, well. It's all what might've been.

Dagger


But why would he want to get rid of two guys with decent speed against MTL?

That makes no sense.
 
2014-05-16 10:19:48 PM  
I had a feeling this would happen. Something told me that the Ducks needed to finish this off in 6 because I just felt that the Kings winning Game 6 would mean they win Game 7 too. I just didn't see it being done like this.

Guess I have to root for a Rangers-Blackhawks Cup Final. At least I don't hate everyone on Chicago.
 
2014-05-16 10:20:10 PM  
Perry getting in some weak shots for no reason there =P
 
2014-05-16 10:20:10 PM  
Quick says fark off
 
2014-05-16 10:20:32 PM  
I'm glad the Kings are advancing, too.  It's not as intense as it was when the name was still there, but I still have residual hate for the "Mighty" Ducks and Disney's attempt at ruining hockey.
 
2014-05-16 10:21:16 PM  
New goalie for the ducks...

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-16 10:21:35 PM  
They're playing the Goo Goo Dolls - Slave Girl........... random pick there Ducks :P
 
2014-05-16 10:22:00 PM  
That's gotta be a double-minor, right?
 
2014-05-16 10:22:46 PM  
Had to check the shots on goal..

Ducks have 7. Gibson had 14 saves besides the 4 he gave up. :P
 
2014-05-16 10:22:50 PM  
Now the Ducks need to show some teeth, create some injuries in the King's lineup.
 
2014-05-16 10:22:52 PM  
Aw come on refs, give them the 4 just because...
 
2014-05-16 10:23:40 PM  
Interesting to me that all the top seeds are gone (assumes this game is over). Boston, Colorado, Pittsburgh, Anaheim - gone.
 
2014-05-16 10:23:44 PM  
No, no, no 4 minute power play, not 4 on 4.....

/stupid refs, never get anything right
 
2014-05-16 10:23:51 PM  
Perry with a very Marchand like performance in a game 7 situation.
 
2014-05-16 10:24:28 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Now the Ducks need to show some teeth, create some injuries in the King's lineup.


Ducks don't have teeth - a problem with the team name/mascot.
 
2014-05-16 10:24:57 PM  

vegaswench: almandot: vegaswench: WhiskeySticks: vegaswench: Oh, there it is!  How did I miss that?? O_o

Guessing one of them is puking tonight.

haha, I'm guessing both the girls.  Cowboy Todd looks like he's had lots of practice holding his liquor.

Am I missing something? =P

A long held (but recently discarded) tradition in NHL playoff threads: Cat's Meow Karaoke.

And here comes Hiller.


haha. Couldn't even stand next to that place for more than a minute when I was there. Kinda awesome they have a webcam for it though.
 
2014-05-16 10:25:24 PM  
Woops. I sit corrected:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-16 10:25:28 PM  
That's a trip to the box
 
2014-05-16 10:25:41 PM  
The dreaded 3 goal lead.  I don't care who wins, I just wanna challenge myself to not pass out before ot.
 
2014-05-16 10:26:44 PM  

andychrist420: The dreaded 3 goal lead.  I don't care who wins, I just wanna challenge myself to not pass out before ot.


Math wasn't your strong suit growing up, andy?
 
2014-05-16 10:26:52 PM  

almandot: haha. Couldn't even stand next to that place for more than a minute when I was there. Kinda awesome they have a webcam for it though.


It's better online, as you can mute the really bad people (or not, if you're into that sort of masochism).
 
2014-05-16 10:27:11 PM  

Fochstockings: Woops. I sit corrected:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 560x416]


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-16 10:27:40 PM  

Fochstockings: Woops. I sit corrected:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 560x416]


And
i62.tinypic.com


But more importantly....

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-16 10:28:02 PM  
That was a "trip" on Richards?  He hit him from behind in open ice, AFAIK that's not illegal.
 
2014-05-16 10:28:25 PM  
Not too shocking. Once LA won game 6, this one was in the bag. Granted, I am surprised at the score.

Had no horse in this race. Wanted Anaheim, but also wanted whoever won to go all the way. So I'm not torn up. LA was my 2nd team for over a decade due to my being from there and how hard they sucked prior to finally winning it all. That moved them down the list, but I won't feel bad if they do it again.
 
2014-05-16 10:28:31 PM  
Quick is a mastodon!
 
2014-05-16 10:28:41 PM  

mikaloyd: Puck is about to drop in ECHL western finals game 1 GO CARDIAC CONDORS


I'm sure I told you this before, but I found a Condors sweatshirt a thrift store in Michigan City, IN last year. My dad used to live there too.

So, go Bakersfield!

/not much else to talk about unless the Ducks show up
 
2014-05-16 10:28:45 PM  
Perry is gonna snap soon
 
2014-05-16 10:28:48 PM  
STONED!  Bwahaha, Quick is awesome.
 
2014-05-16 10:29:58 PM  

mikaloyd: Puck is about to drop in ECHL western finals game 1 GO CARDIAC CONDORS

[upload.wikimedia.org image 641x700]


That's a great logo
 
2014-05-16 10:30:03 PM  
the 'ucks got nuthin'.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 10:30:09 PM  
Is that a "Go, Kings, Go!" chant?
 
2014-05-16 10:30:12 PM  

Fochstockings: Interesting to me that all the top seeds are gone (assumes this game is over). Boston, Colorado, Pittsburgh, Anaheim - gone.


Yep, should things hold here; the division winners (unless we're actually calling the 2nd round winners "Division Champs") would all be gone. At least realignment didn't take away the unpredictability of the Playoffs.
 
2014-05-16 10:30:19 PM  

buckeyebrain: andychrist420: The dreaded 3 goal lead.  I don't care who wins, I just wanna challenge myself to not pass out before ot.

Math wasn't your strong suit growing up, andy?


I was an A student until geometrry.  That's why I majored in poiy sci.  No math.  lol
 
2014-05-16 10:30:23 PM  
Perry must have stopped juicing.  None of his shots have had any gas tonight.
 
2014-05-16 10:31:05 PM  
Hahaha, the Kings are getting a "go Kings go" chant in Ducks arena.
 
2014-05-16 10:31:11 PM  
I do believe I have a Nugget sighting!
 
2014-05-16 10:31:41 PM  
It's funny how Americans aren't interested in the World Junior Championship tourney but the ECHL and college hockey is more popular.

It's like whaaaaaa
 
2014-05-16 10:32:44 PM  

Fochstockings: Is that a "Go, Kings, Go!" chant?


Gawdzila: Hahaha, the Kings are getting a "go Kings go" chant in Ducks arena.


Heard it a bit earlier too.. Pretty sure all the Orange County locals walked across the parking lot to the Angels game by this point :P
 
2014-05-16 10:33:34 PM  

andychrist420: The dreaded 3 goal lead.  I don't care who wins, I just wanna challenge myself to not pass out before ot.


3?
 
2014-05-16 10:33:35 PM  
The bar went nuts for 5 minutes. Someone accidentally pulled the power to the Direct receivers.
 
2014-05-16 10:35:38 PM  

pockypimp: The bar went nuts for 5 minutes. Someone accidentally pulled the power to the Direct receivers.


Maybe it was a ducks fan...
 
2014-05-16 10:35:44 PM  
oh come on...just tuned in for some hopefully exciting game 7 hockey... what the hell ducks.
 
2014-05-16 10:35:54 PM  

lokis_mentor: Perry must have stopped juicing.  None of his shots have had any gas tonight.


konopka put the fear in perry
 
2014-05-16 10:37:09 PM  
Damn!  Toffoli has a f**king quick release.  Even having to reach back for it he put some mustard on that shot.
 
2014-05-16 10:37:16 PM  

vegaswench: I do believe I have a Nugget sighting!


OH MY!  is that the first time this playoffs?
 
2014-05-16 10:37:56 PM  
If nothing else (& at this point there really isn;'t anything else...) at least Quick has shown that his Conn Smythe was completely deserved.
 
2014-05-16 10:38:53 PM  
Kings PP looks uncharacteristically good!
 
2014-05-16 10:39:13 PM  
What's after Dagger?
 
2014-05-16 10:39:15 PM  
5-0
 
2014-05-16 10:39:15 PM  
GOAL KINGS!
 
2014-05-16 10:39:23 PM  
Oh wow.  This is hilarious!
 
2014-05-16 10:39:26 PM  
Five!  Five goals!  Ah ah ah.
 
2014-05-16 10:39:32 PM  
Oh give me a break.....
 
2014-05-16 10:39:42 PM  
PURE OWNAGE

i.imgur.com

Awesome game of tic-tac-toe on that one.
 
2014-05-16 10:39:44 PM  

Recoil Therapy: If nothing else (& at this point there really isn;'t anything else...) at least Quick has shown that his Conn Smythe was completely deserved.


Sorry but this year's winner is Le crossbar
 
2014-05-16 10:39:50 PM  
"Plain and simple..this is our puck, and we're not giving it back until it goes in the net." Good summary announcer :P
 
2014-05-16 10:40:18 PM  
This game is over. 5-0. I believed the Kings would win, but I was not expecting this.
 
2014-05-16 10:40:25 PM  

Fochstockings: What's after Dagger?


stabstab.us
 
2014-05-16 10:40:25 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-16 10:40:27 PM  
Looks like Bruce Boudreau is coaching this game 7 the same way he did with the caps against the Pens several years ago...
 
2014-05-16 10:40:30 PM  
Even those two on stage right now at CM aren't as bad as the Ducks

/& if you have CM open you'll know just how bad they are....
 
2014-05-16 10:40:37 PM  
it really should be kings v. hawks.  it really shouldnt be rags v. habs.
 
2014-05-16 10:40:39 PM  

Fochstockings: What's after Dagger?


Sword?  Spear?
Another one and we'll have to get out the Headsman's axe.
 
2014-05-16 10:41:27 PM  

lokis_mentor: Recoil Therapy: If nothing else (& at this point there really isn;'t anything else...) at least Quick has shown that his Conn Smythe was completely deserved.

Sorry but this year's winner is Le crossbar


Which, if I recall correctly, is French for "The crossbar?"

/Don't speak Perfectly Farking French
 
2014-05-16 10:41:48 PM  
So I've been playing D3 while listening to the game on TV - why couldn't the Rangers have brought such an onslaught?  I paced around on my apartment so much I wore a path into the carpet.  Boy, if you're a Kings fan, this must be fun.
 
2014-05-16 10:41:54 PM  

Fochstockings: What's after Dagger?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-16 10:41:55 PM  
I'm displeased with all of these Sunday matinee Hawks games. Not that I mind that they're in the WCF, but I have a busy day of not hockey planned already.

Five to nope. I might hit the hay.
 
2014-05-16 10:42:10 PM  

craigzy: vegaswench: I do believe I have a Nugget sighting!

OH MY!  is that the first time this playoffs?


Yes!  At least as far as I know.  I haven't been in every thread.  I'll post the pic I screencapped, but since it has the inflatable dildo in it, I'll label it NSFW just in case.  I'm glad he's back.  He sang "Call Me Maybe" and it was as wonderful as you'd think it was.
 
2014-05-16 10:42:10 PM  

Fochstockings: What's after Dagger?


Claymore
 
2014-05-16 10:42:38 PM  

Gawdzila: Fochstockings: What's after Dagger?

Sword?  Spear?
Another one and we'll have to get out the Headsman's axe.


www.investwithalex.com
 
2014-05-16 10:42:43 PM  

ytterbium: mikaloyd: Puck is about to drop in ECHL western finals game 1 GO CARDIAC CONDORS

I'm sure I told you this before, but I found a Condors sweatshirt a thrift store in Michigan City, IN last year. My dad used to live there too.

So, go Bakersfield!

/not much else to talk about unless the Ducks show up


The first two games are in Alaska. when the series returns home that cat that saved a kid here will do a ceremonial puck drop. The bad thing is Alaska just destroyed the Condors this year. I dont think they have a legit shot against Alaska. Ill be happy if the condors win one and take it to 5 games
 
2014-05-16 10:44:21 PM  
www.chud.com

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-16 10:44:35 PM  

vegaswench: craigzy: vegaswench: I do believe I have a Nugget sighting!

OH MY!  is that the first time this playoffs?

Yes!  At least as far as I know.  I haven't been in every thread.  I'll post the pic I screencapped, but since it has the inflatable dildo in it, I'll label it NSFW just in case.  I'm glad he's back.  He sang "Call Me Maybe" and it was as wonderful as you'd think it was.


Yep, that sure looks like the infamous Nugget.  He's even got a playoff beard going this year
 
2014-05-16 10:44:37 PM  
Hiller getting heckled in his own building.
 
2014-05-16 10:45:05 PM  
www.gpforums.co.nz
 
2014-05-16 10:45:47 PM  
This isn't much fun.

Ladies and gents, see you next match.
 
2014-05-16 10:46:01 PM  
Damn, no shutout
 
2014-05-16 10:46:20 PM  
And the comeback begins...
 
2014-05-16 10:46:25 PM  
Uh oh. The Kings are in trouble now.
 
2014-05-16 10:46:28 PM  
Awh boo.  A shutout would have been fun.
 
2014-05-16 10:46:37 PM  
DuckGoal!  Now it's a gam.... I can't even type it with a straight face.
 
2014-05-16 10:46:56 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 10:47:02 PM  
The dreaded five-goal lead strikes again!
 
2014-05-16 10:47:27 PM  
Well, sure looking like it's Blackhawks-Kings.
 
2014-05-16 10:47:37 PM  
Sharks in need 6!
 
2014-05-16 10:48:19 PM  
OK time to watch the NASCAR truck race because those ducks are duck soup.

Heres giadia de laurentiis making Anaheim Duck Soup and trash talking the ducks
 
2014-05-16 10:48:38 PM  
And Perry BLOOOOOOOWS the lay-up
 
2014-05-16 10:49:46 PM  

mikaloyd: OK time to watch the NASCAR truck race because those ducks are duck soup.

Heres giadia de laurentiis making Anaheim Duck Soup and trash talking the ducks


Twitter feed is telling me one driver is going to get his ass kicked after the race.
 
2014-05-16 10:50:08 PM  

mikaloyd: OK time to watch the NASCAR truck race because those ducks are duck soup.

Heres giadia de laurentiis making Anaheim Duck Soup and trash talking the ducks


HAHAHAHA, now I like her even more.
 
2014-05-16 10:50:11 PM  

mikaloyd: OK time to watch the NASCAR truck race because those ducks are duck soup.

Heres giadia de laurentiis making Anaheim Duck Soup and trash talking the ducks


Her mouth is approximately 74% of her entire head.  Just freaky...
 
2014-05-16 10:50:47 PM  
What a dive.
 
2014-05-16 10:50:47 PM  
Finally they woke up, I hope that it isn't too late for them to come back
 
2014-05-16 10:51:36 PM  
Not going to get into the net with perry on the Ice.
 
2014-05-16 10:51:54 PM  

abmoraz: mikaloyd: OK time to watch the NASCAR truck race because those ducks are duck soup.

Heres giadia de laurentiis making Anaheim Duck Soup and trash talking the ducks

Her mouth is approximately 74% of her entire head.  Just freaky...


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2014-05-16 10:52:29 PM  

Fochstockings: abmoraz: mikaloyd: OK time to watch the NASCAR truck race because those ducks are duck soup.

Heres giadia de laurentiis making Anaheim Duck Soup and trash talking the ducks

Her mouth is approximately 74% of her entire head.  Just freaky...

[suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com image 62x68]


imokwiththis.jpg FAIL
 
2014-05-16 10:53:34 PM  
And the truck race ends with my driver pounded into a wall. Crap.
 
2014-05-16 10:54:09 PM  

abmoraz: mikaloyd: OK time to watch the NASCAR truck race because those ducks are duck soup.

Heres giadia de laurentiis making Anaheim Duck Soup and trash talking the ducks

Her mouth is approximately 74% of her entire head.  Just freaky...


But the other 26% is very nice-looking.  Also, her boobs are approximately 74% of her body.
And she's a Kings fan.
What a woman!
 
2014-05-16 10:54:39 PM  

vegaswench: craigzy: vegaswench: I do believe I have a Nugget sighting!

OH MY!  is that the first time this playoffs?

Yes!  At least as far as I know.  I haven't been in every thread.  I'll post the pic I screencapped, but since it has the inflatable dildo in it, I'll label it NSFW just in case.  I'm glad he's back.  He sang "Call Me Maybe" and it was as wonderful as you'd think it was.


Wonder which one of those chicks he's gonna bang in an alley later tonight?
 
2014-05-16 10:57:46 PM  

WhiskeySticks: vegaswench: craigzy: vegaswench: I do believe I have a Nugget sighting!

OH MY!  is that the first time this playoffs?

Yes!  At least as far as I know.  I haven't been in every thread.  I'll post the pic I screencapped, but since it has the inflatable dildo in it, I'll label it NSFW just in case.  I'm glad he's back.  He sang "Call Me Maybe" and it was as wonderful as you'd think it was.

Wonder which one of those chicks he's gonna bang in an alley later tonight?


I like to think that Nugget is above such things as carnal lust.
 
2014-05-16 10:58:14 PM  

WhiskeySticks: vegaswench: craigzy: vegaswench: I do believe I have a Nugget sighting!

OH MY!  is that the first time this playoffs?

Yes!  At least as far as I know.  I haven't been in every thread.  I'll post the pic I screencapped, but since it has the inflatable dildo in it, I'll label it NSFW just in case.  I'm glad he's back.  He sang "Call Me Maybe" and it was as wonderful as you'd think it was.

Wonder which one of those chicks he's gonna bang in an alley later tonight?


www.brainguidance.com
 
2014-05-16 10:59:46 PM  
VW kyle won the truck race congrats I guess

/hack ptui
 
2014-05-16 11:00:09 PM  
Whoa, came in to check the score...

5 - 1  I expected the Ducks to put a little more effort into it.
 
2014-05-16 11:00:22 PM  
Switched to the Angels game. Switched back in time to see the Ducks wake up finally. I might've tried that back when it was 3-0 but okay. Back to the Angels ;)
 
2014-05-16 11:01:01 PM  

mikaloyd: VW kyle won the truck race congrats I guess

/hack ptui


Aww yeah.  The Ducks are getting roasted, and Kyle gets the W.  Oh, and a Nugget sighting.  It's a good night.
 
2014-05-16 11:01:44 PM  
Okay Quick trolling Perry with the fake dive is pretty hilarious.
 
2014-05-16 11:03:18 PM  

vegaswench: mikaloyd: VW kyle won the truck race congrats I guess

/hack ptui

Aww yeah.  The Ducks are getting roasted, and Kyle gets the W.  Oh, and a Nugget sighting.  It's a good night.


This drunk broad from the "I'm about to make the worst decision of my life" party has been on stage damn near every time I've clicked over.
 
2014-05-16 11:04:43 PM  

WhiskeySticks: vegaswench: mikaloyd: VW kyle won the truck race congrats I guess

/hack ptui

Aww yeah.  The Ducks are getting roasted, and Kyle gets the W.  Oh, and a Nugget sighting.  It's a good night.

This drunk broad from the "I'm about to make the worst decision of my life" party has been on stage damn near every time I've clicked over.


The one singing, or the one with the boa?  This is important.
 
2014-05-16 11:07:01 PM  

vegaswench: WhiskeySticks: vegaswench: mikaloyd: VW kyle won the truck race congrats I guess

/hack ptui

Aww yeah.  The Ducks are getting roasted, and Kyle gets the W.  Oh, and a Nugget sighting.  It's a good night.

This drunk broad from the "I'm about to make the worst decision of my life" party has been on stage damn near every time I've clicked over.

The one singing, or the one with the boa?  This is important.


The chubby blonde. Sang before the Journey song.
 
2014-05-16 11:09:47 PM  
You want to know how bad the Ducks played tonight? I'll tell you how bad, Game seven playoff matchup and last nights basketball thread has more comments than this bad.
 
2014-05-16 11:09:52 PM  
Alright, time to scoop up the ducks and get them outta here

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 11:10:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 11:11:57 PM  
Ducks in my bracket but ai hate their team and their coach

Fark it

Go kangs
 
2014-05-16 11:12:42 PM  

mikaloyd: You want to know how bad the Ducks played tonight? I'll tell you how bad, Game seven playoff matchup and last nights basketball thread has more comments than this bad.


Ouch.  That's bad.  Tomorrow's game one with the Habs and Rangers will do better, I'm sure.  Unless it's 5-0 early, of course.
 
2014-05-16 11:13:32 PM  
Alright!  Let's go Du*see's score*uukKIngs!!!
 
2014-05-16 11:13:32 PM  

Gawdzila: Alright, time to scoop up the ducks and get them outta here

[i.imgur.com image 800x534]

[i.imgur.com image 636x647]

[i.imgur.com image 458x647]


By my count, that's six scoops.
 
2014-05-16 11:14:56 PM  

mikaloyd: You want to know how bad the Ducks played tonight? I'll tell you how bad, Game seven playoff matchup and last nights basketball thread has more comments than this bad.


To be fair, up to this point most of the hockey threads have been various Boston pictures on top of Boston pictures on top of Boston pictures, that will rack up the post count...
 
2014-05-16 11:15:14 PM  
matching.. These refs want the finals.
 
2014-05-16 11:15:51 PM  
Someone smack Perry for me.
 
2014-05-16 11:16:02 PM  
CORY!!!!!
 
2014-05-16 11:16:05 PM  
Huh.  I swear to Christ, if the Kings really DO give up this lead...
 
2014-05-16 11:16:06 PM  
dreaded 4 goal lead strikes again....
 
2014-05-16 11:16:22 PM  
well well.
 
2014-05-16 11:16:25 PM  
Se what happens when you don't shoot with a broken stick Perry?
 
2014-05-16 11:16:32 PM  
Shiat just got real.

/okay, not really.
 
2014-05-16 11:16:58 PM  
rlv.zcache.com

they're trying...
 
2014-05-16 11:17:32 PM  
Wow, if Getz had gotten that one in..... close, so close
 
2014-05-16 11:17:37 PM  
Bonus hockey, anyone?
 
2014-05-16 11:19:13 PM  
Wow, he racka disciprine
 
2014-05-16 11:19:17 PM  
Wow, finally the Ducks make a competent play.
Whew, thank you Quick, 2 quick goals would have spelled trouble.

Come on Kings, let me see that killer instinct.  I want to see another 1st period.

i.imgur.com
Make 'em pay on the PP!
 
2014-05-16 11:19:27 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Bonus hockey, anyone?


I'm ok with that. A collapse with this kind of lead would be laughable.
 
2014-05-16 11:20:30 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [rlv.zcache.com image 512x512]

they're trying...


t3.rbxcdn.com

/
 
2014-05-16 11:20:44 PM  
So out of curiosity.. if the 4 on 3 had ended and the Ducks cleared the puck to Kings ice as the kings were then getting 5 on 4 a couple seconds later would that be icing or count as a power play non-call?
 
2014-05-16 11:21:43 PM  

Gawdzila: Wow, finally the Ducks make a competent play.
Whew, thank you Quick, 2 quick goals would have spelled trouble.

Come on Kings, let me see that killer instinct.  I want to see another 1st period.

[i.imgur.com image 850x425]
Make 'em pay on the PP!


Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.
 
2014-05-16 11:24:01 PM  

almandot: So out of curiosity.. if the 4 on 3 had ended and the Ducks cleared the puck to Kings ice as the kings were then getting 5 on 4 a couple seconds later would that be icing or count as a power play non-call?


It is the refs discretion. I've seen an icing called there and waived off.
 
2014-05-16 11:24:07 PM  
For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.
 
2014-05-16 11:26:12 PM  

almandot: So out of curiosity.. if the 4 on 3 had ended and the Ducks cleared the puck to Kings ice as the kings were then getting 5 on 4 a couple seconds later would that be icing or count as a power play non-call?


It is when the puck is released.  If they are shorthanded at the time the clear is released, it should not be icing.  It doesn't matter how many are actually on the ice, just the time on the clock (i.e. if the penalty ends, but the guys are slow getting out of the box, too bad).
 
2014-05-16 11:27:12 PM  
OK, here's my predictions for Conference Final schedules. I've got two predictions, which diverge next weekend.

Scenario A
Eastern Conference: 17#, 19, 21, 23, 25#, 27, 29
Western Conference: 18#, 20, 22, 24#, 26, 28, 30

Scenario B
Eastern Conference: 17#, 19, 21, 24#, 26, 29, 31#
Western Conference: 18#, 20, 22, 25#, 28, 30, 6/1#

Working assumptions: NBC would like to have a game any weekend day they can get one, no back-to-backs with travel, CHI can't host on 5/27 (Barry Gibb). The wild card is some guy named Romeo Santos, who has a concert at Staples Center the night of May 24. If the arena crew figures they can go from a noon game to a 8pm concert, then expect Scenario A. Otherwise, Scenario B.
A less likely possibility is that they go back-to-back in LA on 22-23, which would mean either no game on Sat 5/24 or the Eastern series waits two days between G3 and G4 while the Western series plays two games.

Either way, expect the Stanley Cup Final to begin June 2 or 4 unless both Conference Finals are routs, in which case it could start Saturday 5/31 (the Final is played on Sat-Mon-Wed nights, while the NBA Finals are Tue-Thu-Sun nights).
 
2014-05-16 11:27:19 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


then bring something new.
 
2014-05-16 11:27:58 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


What's your favorite kind of muffin?
 
2014-05-16 11:28:15 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges?


t-shirtguru.com
 
2014-05-16 11:28:37 PM  
 

WhiskeySticks: Gawdzila: Wow, finally the Ducks make a competent play.
Whew, thank you Quick, 2 quick goals would have spelled trouble.

Come on Kings, let me see that killer instinct.  I want to see another 1st period.

[i.imgur.com image 850x425]
Make 'em pay on the PP!

Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.


Got a friend on the ice crew on one of the teams already out of it. Would've been damn weird if they were still in it and I saw her in these threads =P
 
2014-05-16 11:32:17 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


How many fish can you name?
 
2014-05-16 11:32:19 PM  
Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.
 
2014-05-16 11:33:13 PM  

almandot: WhiskeySticks: Gawdzila: Wow, finally the Ducks make a competent play.
Whew, thank you Quick, 2 quick goals would have spelled trouble.

Come on Kings, let me see that killer instinct.  I want to see another 1st period.

[i.imgur.com image 850x425]
Make 'em pay on the PP!

Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.

Got a friend on the ice crew on one of the teams already out of it. Would've been damn weird if they were still in it and I saw her in these threads =P


You could always tell her to take the threads off.
 
2014-05-16 11:33:57 PM  
I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.
 
2014-05-16 11:34:35 PM  
hmm.. additional assumption I didn't quite realize I was making: the NHL can tell the New York Liberty to fark off away from MSG.
 
2014-05-16 11:34:59 PM  
Perrault looks like he is really trying to fake draw a penalty on Stoll.
 
2014-05-16 11:35:05 PM  
Now see, those replies are why I still come here. Assholes.
 
2014-05-16 11:35:29 PM  

Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.


I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."
 
2014-05-16 11:36:37 PM  
RminusQ:
Either way, expect the Stanley Cup Final to begin June 2 or 4 unless both Conference Finals are routs, in which case it could start Saturday 5/31 (the Final is played on Sat-Mon-Wed nights, while the NBA Finals are Tue-Thu-Sun nights).

LOL. You typed all if that out to point out that the SCF will start when it usually does.. good job.
 
2014-05-16 11:36:45 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-16 11:36:52 PM  
Kings SCOOOOOOORE!!!!   Still going for that touchdown.
 
2014-05-16 11:36:53 PM  
Another one.  6-2 Kings
 
2014-05-16 11:37:07 PM  
TOUCHDOWN, KINGS!!!!

/See you Farkers tomorrow morning
 
2014-05-16 11:37:16 PM  
Dagger, sword, machete, and chain saw all rolled into one.
 
2014-05-16 11:37:27 PM  
Well fark, even I'm starting, just starting mind you, to admit that the game may be out of reach...
 
2014-05-16 11:38:02 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.


I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."


Zenon Konopka: "Me? Well yeah, eh. Ah shiat"
 
2014-05-16 11:38:08 PM  
WOOOOOO!!!  Rookie Pearson!!!
Nice pass!

i.imgur.com

Comeback thwarted!
 
2014-05-16 11:38:11 PM  
did hiller even move for that?
 
2014-05-16 11:38:15 PM  

vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.


Folgers w/ Jameson. nothing special. and not GTFO
 
2014-05-16 11:38:17 PM  

Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.


I have it on good authority that Williams and possibly Mitchell are certainly fatigable.

/cue Tom of Finland hockey pic
 
2014-05-16 11:38:37 PM  
see yall tomorrow.  nite nite
 
2014-05-16 11:38:42 PM  

vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.


Had a glass of Booker's with dinner, about to pour myself a couple fingers of Oban.  Is that pretentious enough for me to stay?
 
2014-05-16 11:38:44 PM  
Aw, come on, now. Are the Kings just really awesome tonight or are the Ducks just playing super awful?

Let me guess: a bit of both.
 
2014-05-16 11:39:00 PM  
So no bonus hockey now?
 
2014-05-16 11:39:30 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


I don't know why these people are concerned about the NBA threads either.

Hockey is clearly #1. No need to say it out loud. It is rather silly.
 
2014-05-16 11:40:04 PM  

spuds002: did hiller even move for that?


I think I saw his butt cheeks clench.
 
2014-05-16 11:40:13 PM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


You've taken on the CHB persona so well, I read your post in his obnoxious, please punch me in the face, voice.
 
2014-05-16 11:40:21 PM  
That's game!

I like to sleep in on long weekend Saturdays but I'll most likely get up around 10:00am for the MTL/NYR game.

Have a good night all!
 
2014-05-16 11:41:15 PM  

Polish Hussar: vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.

Had a glass of Booker's with dinner, about to pour myself a couple fingers of Oban.  Is that pretentious enough for me to stay?


Sure!  I'm sure it goes well with roasted Duck.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 11:41:15 PM  
3 game 7s in this goddamn round and no game 7 OT. that's bullshiat. i want to write my congressman to complain.
 
2014-05-16 11:41:18 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: spuds002: did hiller even move for that?

I think I saw his butt cheeks clench.


that makes me laugh
 
2014-05-16 11:41:54 PM  
I look foward to certain traditions in the playoff threads, we even have a list. But some questions were asked and I'm a Horseshack:

I could probably win the fish list contest as the resident aquatic biologist.

I'm more of a donut or croissant aficionado, but lemon-rosemary muffins are delicious.

I'm not drinking anything at all, but I'm eating Twizzlers.
 
2014-05-16 11:42:24 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.

I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."


Exception:

"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Are you kidding? I play for the Sabres!"
"So nothing performance enhancing, then."
 
2014-05-16 11:42:41 PM  
Go Kings Go is much louder :)
 
2014-05-16 11:42:43 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: 2wolves: todesesser: Gibson is killing me with the rebound chances.

Welcome to the Fleury School of Goaltending.

missedmeagain.jpg


Here you go:

img.fark.net

Sorry about the delay, I just got home from family things.
 
2014-05-16 11:43:04 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.

I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."


You farked up the usage of the word eh. Congrats. You really are as American as they come
 
2014-05-16 11:43:45 PM  

ontariolightning: swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.

I don't know why these people are concerned about the NBA threads either.

Hockey is clearly #1. No need to say it out loud. It is rather silly.


I'm so into the NBA right now that I saw yellow jerseys on TV the past few days and kept thinking "Oh cool the Lakers game is on? Oh wait isn't it postseason? Didn't they not make it this year?" ;)
 
2014-05-16 11:43:56 PM  

vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.


Jack Daniels. Out of the holy chalice
 
2014-05-16 11:44:03 PM  
OK, I think that's it for me - movie time.  Looking forward to the Rangers tomorrow!  Congrats Kings fans - good luck against Chicago.
 
2014-05-16 11:44:25 PM  

caira: WhiskeySticks: Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.

I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."

Exception:

"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Are you kidding? I play for the Sabres!"
"So nothing performance enhancing, then."


Or you do something stupid  like drive up a curb & around a cop onto a closed road with a bag of blow in the cup holder (Malone)
 
2014-05-16 11:45:00 PM  
Ducks should have pulled a D man in the 2nd and just have 2 goalies in net.
 
2014-05-16 11:45:01 PM  

almandot: ontariolightning: swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.

I don't know why these people are concerned about the NBA threads either.

Hockey is clearly #1. No need to say it out loud. It is rather silly.

I'm so into the NBA right now that I saw yellow jerseys on TV the past few days and kept thinking "Oh cool the Lakers game is on? Oh wait isn't it postseason? Didn't they not make it this year?" ;)


Thanks for mocking my pain.  :'>(
 
2014-05-16 11:45:28 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Aw, come on, now. Are the Kings just really awesome tonight or are the Ducks just playing super awful?

Let me guess: a bit of both.


Both, but mostly Anaheim's defense taking a dump causing all the LA offense.

/Not surprised, I thought if there was a team in the division that could beat Anaheim it'd be LA. Had them in 6 myself, so wasn't too far off.
 
2014-05-16 11:45:31 PM  

swahnhennessy: /cue Tom of Finland hockey pic


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-16 11:45:37 PM  
This game has now devolved into handball.
 
2014-05-16 11:45:49 PM  
That was a cool flip.
 
2014-05-16 11:46:12 PM  

mikaloyd: vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.

Jack Daniels. Out of the holy chalice


do you have a picture of said holy chalice?
 
2014-05-16 11:46:24 PM  
Ouch, that Duck just self-Luciced
 
2014-05-16 11:46:27 PM  
What's really sad is that Teemu's about to take his final shift ever...
 
2014-05-16 11:46:47 PM  
Safe enough for this.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 11:47:11 PM  
boninio luchiched himself.... did i spell any of that right?
 
2014-05-16 11:47:19 PM  
Let's drink to Teemu.
 
2014-05-16 11:47:26 PM  

ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: Befuddled: Do they drug-test the teams in the playoffs? It seems like the top four teams should all be tested after they either win the Cup or are out of contention. I guess I'm wondering about this because the Kings seem like they're indefatigable now that they're in the playoffs.

I think the NHL drug testing consists of :
"Hey, are you on drugs?"
"Me? No way, eh."
"Cool."

You farked up the usage of the word eh. Congrats. You really are as American as they come


Zero fuks given.
 
2014-05-16 11:47:30 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.


I dunno what you're talking about.
These are most of the girls I've posted:

www.thefourthperiod.com  www.letsgokings.com
 i.imgur.com i.imgur.com  i.imgur.com
ultimatecheerleaders.com  (These two are twins)

You're really telling me you think all those girls look the same?
Maybe you saw two pictures of the same girl and thought they were different?
 
2014-05-16 11:47:32 PM  

RminusQ: 3 game 7s in this goddamn round and no game 7 OT. that's bullshiat. i want to write my congressman to complain.


There's an app for that being discussed in another thread. I think the consensus is that your congressman is busy blowing a clown or something.
 
2014-05-16 11:47:47 PM  

Recoil Therapy: What's really sad is that Teemu's about to take his final shift ever...


Yes, this is sad.  He's always personified class and the right way to do things.  He will be missed.
 
2014-05-16 11:47:55 PM  
Sweet standing send off for Selanne.
 
2014-05-16 11:48:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 11:48:17 PM  
Alright farkers, I'm drunk.  And this game is over.  See  you tomorrow.
 
2014-05-16 11:48:26 PM  

Gawdzila: WhiskeySticks: Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.

I dunno what you're talking about.
These are most of the girls I've posted:

[www.thefourthperiod.com image 293x450]  [www.letsgokings.com image 401x450]
 [i.imgur.com image 211x450] [i.imgur.com image 214x450]  [i.imgur.com image 385x450]
[ultimatecheerleaders.com image 644x364]  (These two are twins)

You're really telling me you think all those girls look the same?
Maybe you saw two pictures of the same girl and thought they were different?


Michelle FTW!
 
2014-05-16 11:48:48 PM  

spuds002: mikaloyd: vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.

Jack Daniels. Out of the holy chalice

do you have a picture of said holy chalice?


stanleycupwinners.net
 
2014-05-16 11:49:15 PM  
Well, that was really...underwhelming.

GO BLACKHAWKS!
 
2014-05-16 11:49:38 PM  
To Teemu!

*clinks beer bottle*
 
2014-05-16 11:49:51 PM  

Gawdzila: WhiskeySticks: Sure they're hot, and I'd show em all the bone zone...but all these types of chicks look the same.

I dunno what you're talking about.
These are most of the girls I've posted:

[www.thefourthperiod.com image 293x450]  [www.letsgokings.com image 401x450]
 [i.imgur.com image 211x450] [i.imgur.com image 214x450]  [i.imgur.com image 385x450]
[ultimatecheerleaders.com image 644x364]  (These two are twins)

You're really telling me you think all those girls look the same?
Maybe you saw two pictures of the same girl and thought they were different?


The twins on the bottom...the one on the left...her eyes...they're like sharp knees, but googly.
 
2014-05-16 11:49:55 PM  
Selanne seems like a super classy dude.
 
2014-05-16 11:50:10 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: You've taken on the CHB persona so well, I read your post in his obnoxious, please punch me in the face, voice.


I'm sorry you have straight, flaccid hair. If you were Irish like me you might have some curls and also the ability to punch people, if you were so inclined. Or at least the wherewithal not to use something like "CHB" to express yourself.
 
2014-05-16 11:50:30 PM  
END OF DAY 30
TONIGHT'S RESULTS:
LAK 6
-2 ANA. Los Angeles Kings win division title 4-3.

END OF ROUND TWO...
Round three... FIGHT!


TOMORROW'S SCHEDULE:
1:00, NBC: NYR - MTL [Game 1]


Full playoff schedule with times and TV
 
2014-05-16 11:50:38 PM  
Kings win California! Took 2 series to do but they finally got out of their state's local series and can go on to nationals now. ;)


I hope the next series doesn't take 7 games, they've got to be exhausted, but if that's what it takes to win so be it.  Rematch of last year and the last 2 years' Stanley Cup Winners going head to head coming up in Chicago. Go Kings Go!
 
2014-05-16 11:51:00 PM  
Waiting for the congratulatory death threats...these guys are a bunch of pussies.
 
2014-05-16 11:51:33 PM  
Damn it got dusty in a hurry here
 
2014-05-16 11:51:47 PM  

swahnhennessy: Primitive Screwhead: You've taken on the CHB persona so well, I read your post in his obnoxious, please punch me in the face, voice.

I'm sorry you have straight, flaccid hair. If you were Irish like me you might have some curls and also the ability to punch people, if you were so inclined. Or at least the wherewithal not to use something like "CHB" to express yourself.


Sure thing Cpt. Sardonic
 
2014-05-16 11:52:24 PM  
That was real nice and classy for Selanne.
 
2014-05-16 11:52:32 PM  
The Kings staying out for Selanne reminds me of when the Canucks came out and gave stick taps to Ryan Smyth on his last night.  Very classy.

See you hockey hooligans tomorrow.
 
2014-05-16 11:52:40 PM  
king went 2 rounds of 7 games. rags went 2 rounds of 7 games. its a chi mtl final. BORING
 
2014-05-16 11:52:52 PM  

vegaswench: Recoil Therapy: What's really sad is that Teemu's about to take his final shift ever...

Yes, this is sad.  He's always personified class and the right way to do things.  He will be missed.


Yeah, I liked him all the way back when he played for Calgary.  Super fast, super-skilled little guy, very fun to watch.
 
2014-05-16 11:52:55 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Sure thing Cpt. Sardonic


Now that is much better than CHB. I wish Fark let us change our names.
 
2014-05-16 11:54:49 PM  

Gawdzila: vegaswench: Recoil Therapy: What's really sad is that Teemu's about to take his final shift ever...

Yes, this is sad.  He's always personified class and the right way to do things.  He will be missed.

Yeah, I liked him all the way back when he played for Calgary.  Super fast, super-skilled little guy, very fun to watch.


Calgary?  You mean Winnipeg?
 
2014-05-16 11:55:02 PM  
Too many americans in these threads and none of them knows how to properly use eh
 
2014-05-16 11:55:32 PM  
One last thing...

Great salute to Selanne and pure class from both teams during the hand shake.

Bring on the third round!
 
2014-05-16 11:55:49 PM  

vegaswench: The Kings staying out for Selanne reminds me of when the Canucks came out and gave stick taps to Ryan Smyth on his last night.  Very classy.

See you hockey hooligans tomorrow.


Yep, even though they took out my beloved (& battered) Ducks, I'm hoping they go all the way because of what they just did.

/plus I really don't like the Habs or Rags & am kind of 'meh' about Chicago
//night all
 
2014-05-16 11:56:51 PM  

vegaswench: Gawdzila: vegaswench: Recoil Therapy: What's really sad is that Teemu's about to take his final shift ever...

Yes, this is sad.  He's always personified class and the right way to do things.  He will be missed.

Yeah, I liked him all the way back when he played for Calgary.  Super fast, super-skilled little guy, very fun to watch.

Calgary?  You mean Winnipeg?


All those canadian places look the same in winter
 
2014-05-16 11:58:11 PM  
Eh, I was relatively far off. Turns out, there's no evidence the NHL can tell the Liberty to fark off, but they did apparently tell Romeo Santos that.
Eastern Conference: 17#, 19, 22, 25, 27, 29, 31
Western Conference: 18#, 21, 24$, 26, 28, 30, 6/1
#-NBC afternoon game. $-NBC prime time game. LA games 4 and 6 at 9pm ET, all other weeknight games are 8pm ET.
 
2014-05-16 11:58:33 PM  

ontariolightning: Too many americans in these threads and none of them knows how to properly use eh


fark of and stick to your commie-health-care-free-lovin-canadian web sites then.
 
2014-05-16 11:58:39 PM  

vegaswench: I won't give the satisfaction of a green arrow to the blatant troll post, but it's a 5-2 game, what the fark else should we talk about?

So, whatcha all drinking?  Pretentious whiskey or GTFO.


Canadian Club.

/classy
//damn right your dad drank it
 
2014-05-16 11:59:06 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Michelle FTW!


She's awesome.
My mega-crushes are on Gabby and Hannah (left and middle in the 2nd row).
 
2014-05-17 12:00:09 AM  

WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Too many americans in these threads and none of them knows how to properly use eh

fark of and stick to your commie-health-care-free-lovin-canadian web sites then.


How do you expect to properly mock Canadians if you fark up their jargon? You're just a parody of the every day American male. You're basically Homer Simpson.
 
2014-05-17 12:01:18 AM  

vegaswench: Gawdzila: vegaswench: Recoil Therapy: What's really sad is that Teemu's about to take his final shift ever...

Yes, this is sad.  He's always personified class and the right way to do things.  He will be missed.

Yeah, I liked him all the way back when he played for Calgary.  Super fast, super-skilled little guy, very fun to watch.

Calgary?  You mean Winnipeg?


LOL, yes, that is in fact what I meant.  I don't know why I was thinking of Calgary.
 
2014-05-17 12:03:13 AM  

RminusQ: Eh, I was relatively far off. Turns out, there's no evidence the NHL can tell the Liberty to fark off, but they did apparently tell Romeo Santos that.
Eastern Conference: 17#, 19, 22, 25, 27, 29, 31
Western Conference: 18#, 21, 24$, 26, 28, 30, 6/1
#-NBC afternoon game. $-NBC prime time game. LA games 4 and 6 at 9pm ET, all other weeknight games are 8pm ET.


(sighs)

... go Habarovsk?
 
2014-05-17 12:06:31 AM  
Montreal in 6
Chicago in 5

Chicago in 6 to repeat
 
2014-05-17 12:06:47 AM  
Official Schedule from NHL.com. All games are on NBCSN and CBC unless noted

East:
Game 1- Saturday, 1pm ET (NBC)
Game 2- Monday, 8pm
Game 3- Thursday, 8pm
Game 4- Sunday May 25, 8pm
Game 5- Tuesday May 27, 8pm
Game 6- Thursday May 29, 8pm
Game 7- Saturday May 31, 8pm

West:
Game 1- Sunday, 3pm ET (NBC, TSN)
Game 2- Wednesday, 8pm (TSN)
Game 3- Saturday May 24, 8pm
Game 4- Monday May 26, 9pm (TSN- their last game)
Game 5- Wednesday, May 28, 8pm
Game 6- Friday May 30, 9pm
Game 7- Sunday June 1, 8pm

I would suggest that the Stanley Cup Final will start anywhere between May 31 and June 4
 
2014-05-17 12:07:47 AM  
Montreal in 6
Kings in 6

Montreal in 6

And then a big fark you to the USA. A gold medal and a stanley cup

Yeah.
 
2014-05-17 12:12:53 AM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


I don't want to speak for everyone, but most of the making fun of NBA thread post counts is because of the constant leg-humping that ESPN does to the NBA. Obviously they broadcast the games, but this time of year if you listen to ESPN Radio, there is zero mention of the NHL. They would rather debate if LeBron clipped his toe nails properly before the game than talk about anything good that might be happening in the NHL.

As a fan of hockey, it kinda gets you pissed that an inferior product is over hyped because the major sports network shoves it down your throat.

You like hockey, you know that the drama of the Stanley Cup Playoffs is incredibly superior to that of the NBA.

So you can call it to the fact that hockey fans are insecure, but we all know we enjoy a superior product, and it frustrates us that people think that a bunch of guys fouling each other to make two minutes last 30 mins gets more publicity than a sport that deserves more than it gets.

/that's my final long-thought for the night.
//we'll miss you Teemu
///back to watching Arianna Jolle getting her vagina smashed like a Pinto getting rear-ended by a semi-truck carrying a flatbed full of sod.
 
2014-05-17 12:13:28 AM  
Go Sens. Did i miss anythimg?
 
2014-05-17 12:15:06 AM  
And for home ice considerations, the final four are seeded as follows:

1- Chicago (7th in NHL)
2- Montreal (9th)
3- Los Angeles (10th due to losing ROW tiebreak to MTL despite sweeping the Habs during the regular season)
4- NY Rangers (12th)

Regular Season Records

CHI- 3-0 v LA, 1-1 v MTL (both games ended in OT), 0-2 v NYR
LA- 2-0 v MTL (including a 6-0 killing @ MTL), 1-1 v NYR
MTL- 2-1 v NYR (1 MTL win in OT)
 
2014-05-17 12:15:32 AM  

ontariolightning: Montreal in 6
Kings in 6

Montreal in 6

And then a big fark you to the USA. A gold medal and a stanley cup

Yeah.


And this American (Bruins fan as well) would say:

"Congratulations, well deserved."
 
2014-05-17 12:17:54 AM  
Editing below due to change after I entered the post. Strangely, the NHL.com article on the schedule farks it all up.

Official Schedule from NHL.com. All games are on NBCSN and CBC unless noted

East:
Game 1- Saturday, 1pm ET (NBC)
Game 2- Monday, 8pm
Game 3- Thursday, 8pm
Game 4- Sunday May 25, 8pm
Game 5- Tuesday May 27, 8pm
Game 6- Thursday May 29, 8pm
Game 7- Saturday May 31, 8pm

West:
Game 1- Sunday, 3pm ET (NBC, TSN)
Game 2- Wednesday, 8pm (TSN)
Game 3- Saturday May 24, 8pm (NBC)
Game 4- Monday May 26, 9pm (TSN- their last game)
Game 5- Wednesday, May 28, 8pm
Game 6- Friday May 30, 9pm
Game 7- Sunday June 1, 8pm

I would suggest that the Stanley Cup Final will start anywhere between May 31 and June 4
 
2014-05-17 12:19:08 AM  
Well my TotalFark that Primitive gifted me is over. Thankfully back to being a liter.

Thanks again PV, but I'm content with delaying my observations until 6:00.

Besides, my commentary isn't as much fun until I have 3-4 cocktails in me.
 
2014-05-17 12:19:27 AM  

Super_Agro_Craig: ontariolightning: Montreal in 6
Kings in 6

Montreal in 6

And then a big fark you to the USA. A gold medal and a stanley cup

Yeah.

And this American (Bruins fan as well) would say:

"Congratulations, well deserved."


No. We want you to give our oath to the Queen. And then you will bow. And afterwards we'll feed you poutine.
 
2014-05-17 12:21:54 AM  

spuds002: Go Sens. Did i miss anythimg?


Spezza got traded for a naked picture of Zac Efron.
 
2014-05-17 12:25:23 AM  

ontariolightning: Super_Agro_Craig: ontariolightning: Montreal in 6
Kings in 6

Montreal in 6

And then a big fark you to the USA. A gold medal and a stanley cup

Yeah.

And this American (Bruins fan as well) would say:

"Congratulations, well deserved."

No. We want you to give our oath to the Queen. And then you will bow. And afterwards we'll feed you poutine.


Seems a bit excessive. I think good sportsmanship suffices.
 
2014-05-17 12:28:37 AM  

ontariolightning: spuds002: Go Sens. Did i miss anythimg?

Spezza got traded for a naked picture of Zac Efron.


Well then we win that trade
 
2014-05-17 12:52:34 AM  

fatalvenom: Well my TotalFark that Primitive gifted me is over. Thankfully back to being a liter.

Thanks again PV, but I'm content with delaying my observations until 6:00.

Besides, my commentary isn't as much fun until I have 3-4 cocktails in me.


I just re-upped my one month today. Started it at the beginning of the playoffs. Primitive was kind enough to gift me a month sub after hosting a fantasy league a few years ago...I returned the favor to a random farker in a hockey thread last year. Forget who...A Wings fan from what I remember - no, not that one.

I for one appreciate your commentary.
 
2014-05-17 12:59:48 AM  

ontariolightning: spuds002: Go Sens. Did i miss anythimg?

Spezza got traded for a naked picture of Zac Efron.


You spelled Justin Bieber wrong.
 
2014-05-17 01:07:24 AM  

swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.


2003?

Get out, newb.
 
2014-05-17 01:08:26 AM  

ontariolightning: Super_Agro_Craig: ontariolightning: Montreal in 6
Kings in 6

Montreal in 6

And then a big fark you to the USA. A gold medal and a stanley cup

Yeah.

And this American (Bruins fan as well) would say:

"Congratulations, well deserved."

No. We want you to give our oath to the Queen. And then you will bow. And afterwards we'll feed you poutine.


GFY you insufferable coont.
 
2014-05-17 01:09:02 AM  
There was a heart emoticon there but it was stripped because HTML
 
2014-05-17 01:46:33 AM  
Jesus, Anaheim, what the hell happened?  That score almost makes me GLAD I ended up with an 7-hour power outage.
 
2014-05-17 01:49:21 AM  

FightDirector: Jesus, Anaheim, what the hell happened?  That score almost makes me GLAD I ended up with an 7-hour power outage.


Well, they had their asses handed to them.
 
2014-05-17 02:41:08 AM  

WhiskeySticks: FightDirector: Jesus, Anaheim, what the hell happened?  That score almost makes me GLAD I ended up with an 7-hour power outage.

Well, they had their asses handed to them.


They quacked up.
 
2014-05-17 06:37:27 AM  

Fochstockings: pockypimp: The bar went nuts for 5 minutes. Someone accidentally pulled the power to the Direct receivers.

Maybe it was a ducks fan...


It was great, my friend had the NBC sports app up and running on his iPhone pretty quickly so we were crowded around the table shouting out play by play to the rest of the bar.  Best part about the power getting turned off briefly, owner gave out free shots to make up for it.
 
2014-05-17 06:46:25 AM  

FightDirector: Jesus, Anaheim, what the hell happened?  That score almost makes me GLAD I ended up with an 7-hour power outage.


Why'd you have a 7 hour outage?  The storms around here weren't that bad yesterday.

/although you picked a good time to have one
//the Ducks certainly shiat the bed last night
///let me know if you want to see the game, I can get you a link to dl it later in the day
//other than seeing the final couple of minutes & the postgame Teemu salute I don't know why you would though
/slashie wind down....
 
2014-05-17 08:25:07 AM  
Didn't get to watch last night's game until the third period, when it was already over. Home-ice advantage for the Hawks... schweet.

Too bad I can't watch on Sunday. This year's scheduling has been full of suck.
 
2014-05-17 09:20:10 AM  

Recoil Therapy: FightDirector: Jesus, Anaheim, what the hell happened?  That score almost makes me GLAD I ended up with an 7-hour power outage.

Why'd you have a 7 hour outage?  The storms around here weren't that bad yesterday.


///let me know if you want to see the game, I can get you a link to dl it later in the day
//other than seeing the final couple of minutes & the postgame Teemu salute I don't know why you would though



No idea.  Power went out about 6:30, flickered back on a couple times around 8:00, and didn't come back till about 1am.  I've got a low-power generator, so I could keep a couple lights on, but running the computer and my internet setup wasn't happening.  Looking outside, pretty much my whole block was down.

And I caught Teemu's final shift/postgame on TSN this morning.  Thanks, though.  Appreciate it.
 
2014-05-17 09:39:06 AM  

FightDirector: Recoil Therapy: FightDirector: Jesus, Anaheim, what the hell happened?  That score almost makes me GLAD I ended up with an 7-hour power outage.

Why'd you have a 7 hour outage?  The storms around here weren't that bad yesterday.


///let me know if you want to see the game, I can get you a link to dl it later in the day
//other than seeing the final couple of minutes & the postgame Teemu salute I don't know why you would though


No idea.  Power went out about 6:30, flickered back on a couple times around 8:00, and didn't come back till about 1am.  I've got a low-power generator, so I could keep a couple lights on, but running the computer and my internet setup wasn't happening.  Looking outside, pretty much my whole block was down.

And I caught Teemu's final shift/postgame on TSN this morning.  Thanks, though.  Appreciate it.


If something like this ever happens again (granted a random power outage at the same time as the Ducks being in a Game Seven situation IS pretty rare.... but you know what I mean) give me a shout.  I'm about 20 min ssw & you could always race down here & fight the kids/dog/ferret for couch space.

Glad you were able to see Teemu's bit.  My hatred of the Kings pretty much went away when they stayed on the ice & didn't celebrate all that much just to be able to salute him one final time.

/still loathe Brown though
 
2014-05-17 10:12:03 AM  

MrJesus: swahnhennessy: For years you dorks have disparaged the NBA threads, with comment count being the main deduction, but how many of the posts in those threads are about commercials, karaoke bars, posturing whiskey selections or badges? I've been around longer than most of you, and have no need to defend my love of hockey - but, really, these playoff threads just get worse and worse for me. I get that the internet is populated by shut-ins - hell, I'm a part-time hermit! - but, yeesh.

To be fair, I do like you hockey Farkers for being more than just failed jocks or rabid fans (most - not all). I'm just sick of the sameness year-to-year in these proceedings.

2003?

Get out, newb.


Get off my lawn!  Where's my damn squirrel?
 
2014-05-17 11:14:45 AM  

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: Well my TotalFark that Primitive gifted me is over. Thankfully back to being a liter.

Thanks again PV, but I'm content with delaying my observations until 6:00.

Besides, my commentary isn't as much fun until I have 3-4 cocktails in me.

I just re-upped my one month today. Started it at the beginning of the playoffs. Primitive was kind enough to gift me a month sub after hosting a fantasy league a few years ago...I returned the favor to a random farker in a hockey thread last year. Forget who...A Wings fan from what I remember - no, not that one.

I for one appreciate your commentary.


Thank you.
 
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