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(Fox Sports)   As California burns, there can only be one. Will Anaheim Duck the Kings or will Los Angeles emerge victorious holding their wicked scepter high? NHL Western Conference Semifinal Game 7 tonight, 9 pm EST   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 490
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2014-05-16 07:38:05 AM
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Go (what's left of the smoldering ruins of my) Bracket!
 
2014-05-16 09:29:43 AM
Well now that the Bs are out and I despise the remaining East teams (although I want the Rangers to beat the Habs), I'm pulling for the Ducks.

More specifically, I want Teemu to win another Cup.
 
2014-05-16 09:45:20 AM

fatalvenom: Well now that the Bs are out and I despise the remaining East teams (although I want the Rangers to beat the Habs), I'm pulling for the Ducks.

More specifically, I want Teemu to win another Cup.


Unless you are a Kings fan from the beginning you should be cheering on the Ducks for just that reason.  If you are a Habs fan you better be cheering for the Ducks for that reason plus the small little fact that Saku Koivu is also on the team & still needs his name on The Cup.  I hope that Getzlaf tossed BB out of the locker room & talked to the team & pointed just that out.  Sending Teemu out with another Cup & giving Saku that option should be enough to focus them tonight & take care of business.  When they are focused & more importantly stay focused but most important of all start that focus at the beginning of the game, the Ducks can be scary good & demolish most any team in the league.  IF they stay focused.

Sadly that is a problem that has haunted them for a loooong time.

Oh well, in 11 hours & some change we'll see just who's season will be coming to an end.
 
2014-05-16 10:31:09 AM
Ehh, fuk it.. Go L.A. Ice Crew:

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2014-05-16 10:40:21 AM
Bye bye Bylsma.
 
2014-05-16 10:40:58 AM

Recoil Therapy: fatalvenom: Well now that the Bs are out and I despise the remaining East teams (although I want the Rangers to beat the Habs), I'm pulling for the Ducks.

More specifically, I want Teemu to win another Cup.

Unless you are a Kings fan from the beginning you should be cheering on the Ducks for just that reason.  If you are a Habs fan you better be cheering for the Ducks for that reason plus the small little fact that Saku Koivu is also on the team & still needs his name on The Cup.  I hope that Getzlaf tossed BB out of the locker room & talked to the team & pointed just that out.  Sending Teemu out with another Cup & giving Saku that option should be enough to focus them tonight & take care of business.  When they are focused & more importantly stay focused but most important of all start that focus at the beginning of the game, the Ducks can be scary good & demolish most any team in the league.  IF they stay focused.

Sadly that is a problem that has haunted them for a loooong time.

Oh well, in 11 hours & some change we'll see just who's season will be coming to an end.


While these are valid points, I find it very difficult to root for the Ducks becaus it means rooting for Corey Perry by extension.
 
2014-05-16 11:12:03 AM
Here's hoping for 7 OT's for maximum entertainment for the East Coasters!

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2014-05-16 11:15:09 AM
How will the fires affect the ice? And it is "affect" or "effect"? I always get those confused.
 
2014-05-16 11:24:39 AM
Go good hockey!
 
2014-05-16 11:35:53 AM

ds_4815: Here's hoping for 7 OT's for maximum entertainment for the East Coasters!


^^^^THIS

I'm taking my grandmother out to dinner and a show tonight, I want to see at least a little hockey after I get home.
 
2014-05-16 11:36:12 AM

ds_4815: Here's hoping for 7 OT's for maximum entertainment for the East Coasters!


We're due a 4+ OT game.

/make it happen!!
 
2014-05-16 11:52:19 AM
AND NOW!!  Canadian Mist and Applebees present!!

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33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
 
2014-05-16 11:53:32 AM

fatalvenom: Bye bye Bylsma.


I'm hearing it's Shero.
 
2014-05-16 12:17:00 PM

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Bye bye Bylsma.

I'm hearing it's Shero.


Shero got the ax. Assistant GM Jason Botterill named interim.
 
2014-05-16 12:17:30 PM

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Bye bye Bylsma.

I'm hearing it's Shero.


That's what I just heard to. Some local radio chucklehead said that it was Bylsma earlier today.
 
2014-05-16 12:18:06 PM
*too
 
2014-05-16 12:21:13 PM
Got the NHL text notification thingy on it about 15 minutes ago.  At least this fancy phone is good for something.
 
2014-05-16 12:22:46 PM

Polish Hussar: While these are valid points, I find it very difficult to root for the Ducks becaus it means rooting for Corey Perry by extension.


While that is certainly true, at least he's funny about his trolling unlike many of the other assorted PITAs in the league.  He'll drive you batshiat insane but you'll at least smile while getting there.  And unlike many of the other trolls he can also rack up points on a regular basis

I don't know, I find it hard not to cheer for someone who, after noticing that the other team's goalie knocked the goal off the pins to try to get play stopped, stops & puts it back on them himself & then gets back into the attack.  Even the officials had no clue what to do with/to him after that.  The goalie sure was pissed though.
 
2014-05-16 12:36:50 PM

WhiskeySticks: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Bye bye Bylsma.

I'm hearing it's Shero.

Shero got the ax. Assistant GM Jason Botterill named interim.


Danny boy has got one year tops, mid-season minimum.
 
2014-05-16 12:52:44 PM
I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May
 
2014-05-16 12:55:05 PM

ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May


Welcome to Michigan, The Insane Weather State
 
2014-05-16 12:55:26 PM
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This may be the beverage of choice tonight...I have a lot of time make that decision.
 
2014-05-16 01:00:56 PM

Polish Hussar: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Welcome to Michigan, The Insane Weather State


We're putting the boat in today, spent the morning zip lining in the woods. MI is the best: I'll take snow over wildfires.

/Guess Pens GM didn't want to be the one to fire Bylsma
 
2014-05-16 01:02:28 PM

WhiskeySticks: This may be the beverage of choice tonight...I have a lot of time make that decision.


Who knew Iowa could produce such a nice whiskey? Speaking of rye, have you tried Jefferson?
 
2014-05-16 01:29:04 PM

Polish Hussar: WhiskeySticks: This may be the beverage of choice tonight...I have a lot of time make that decision.

Who knew Iowa could produce such a nice whiskey? Speaking of rye, have you tried Jefferson?


Negative. But if you makes you do this...

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I'm all for it.
 
2014-05-16 01:45:23 PM
Hi, folks. First off, congrats to the Montreal Canadiens and almost all of their fans on here. The Habs played a great series, and clearly deserved to win.

Knew the series was over 10 minutes into game 7, and walked to the pharmacy to get a ton of disposable razors. Between beard and head, the hotel bathroom sink looked like a chinchilla massacre.

But the baby Bs are still in it, and as I am not ready to be done with hockey yet, I am headed to watch that tonight. Be back in time for the West Coast game.

As to what now, I am still undecided. Habs or Rangers? Caught between a rock and a hard place. Can't support the Rangers because Vignault. Can't support the Habs because they are the Habs.

Let's go triple overtime, beating the snot out of each other, too beat up to put up a fight in the finals, hockey.

West is also a toss up. Chicago, I guess. Good team, great coach, and lots of respect for the organization.

For the Cup? Chicago or anyone but MTL.
 
2014-05-16 03:00:04 PM
I'm going to miss the dancing bears and Flashing Minions when the Bruins score.

I'll pull for the Rgas for Margot Robbie pics.

I can either go with the Ducks for Invisible Cat Gaffney references or the Kings to see "BEAT LA!" chants.
 
2014-05-16 03:04:25 PM
Duck Farts.

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Line em up.
 
2014-05-16 04:04:49 PM
I wonder if the Ducks organist will play the Game of Thrones theme.
 
2014-05-16 04:05:39 PM

Polish Hussar: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Welcome to Michigan, The Insane Weather State


At least you're not on fire.
 
2014-05-16 04:08:39 PM
I HATE the Kings with a burning passion.
/Fark Jeff Carter
 
2014-05-16 04:15:57 PM

dietbubba: I HATE the Kings with a burning passion.
/Fark Jeff Carter


YOU set my state on fire! It was you!
 
2014-05-16 04:40:44 PM

Danger Avoid Death: dietbubba: I HATE the Kings with a burning passion.
/Fark Jeff Carter

YOU set my state on fire! It was you!


Sorry about that.  Got a little outta control.  But blame locker room cancer Jeff Carter.
 
2014-05-16 05:54:14 PM

ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May


Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.
 
2014-05-16 05:56:36 PM

andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.


Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p
 
2014-05-16 06:06:12 PM

Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p


When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.
 
2014-05-16 06:09:11 PM

andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.


Wait, isn't that the fabulous part of town? Thought it was hard all the time, no?
 
2014-05-16 06:11:44 PM

WhiskeySticks: andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.

Wait, isn't that the fabulous part of town? Thought it was hard all the time, no?


No, that's west Hollywood.  They have rainbow colored crosswalks.  NoHo is on the other side of the Hollywood hills.
 
2014-05-16 06:27:06 PM

andychrist420: WhiskeySticks: andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.

Wait, isn't that the fabulous part of town? Thought it was hard all the time, no?

No, that's west Hollywood.  They have rainbow colored crosswalks.  NoHo is on the other side of the Hollywood hills.


Yeah. I can always tell when I cross the border from Burbank into North Hollywood. My car falls in a pothole.

/grew up in NoHo.
//1 block outside of Burbank.
 
2014-05-16 06:30:50 PM

andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.


Come to South Florida in late July and August. The asphalt liquifies because of the heat and humidity.
 
2014-05-16 06:40:42 PM

fatalvenom: andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.

Come to South Florida in late July and August. The asphalt liquifies because of the heat and humidity.


Is this the point in the thread where some knob says that hockey shouldn't be played in hot places?
 
2014-05-16 06:47:14 PM

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.

Come to South Florida in late July and August. The asphalt liquifies because of the heat and humidity.

Is this the point in the thread where some knob says that hockey shouldn't be played in hot places?


Probably.

/Fark'em
 
2014-05-16 06:50:11 PM

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Danger Avoid Death: andychrist420: ytterbium: I'm hoping the Ducks buck the trend of elimination of water-loving creatures (insert Thornton joke here).

9pm EST is a long time to wait for hockey. Great napping weather at least.

/wtf snow in the middle of May

Damn, I've had the a/c on since 10am.  It's currently 90.  Welcome to central california.

Pfft. It's 102 here in Burbank. And that's four degrees cooler than yesterday. I need a jacket. ;>p

When I lived in north Hollywood, it used to get so hot the streets would start to get soft.

Come to South Florida in late July and August. The asphalt liquifies because of the heat and humidity.

Is this the point in the thread where some knob says that hockey shouldn't be played in hot places?


Well, the Kings and Ducks probably shouldn't play tonight at Dodger Stadium again. Just sayin'.
 
2014-05-16 06:56:46 PM
Bah. Humbug.

'gansett bohemian pils tonight. How do they get that cheap corn/wet cardboard flavor in every beer? It's OK, but I'll be glad when my kolsch finishes carbonating.
 
2014-05-16 07:01:21 PM

soopey: Bah. Humbug.

'gansett bohemian pils tonight. How do they get that cheap corn/wet cardboard flavor in every beer? It's OK, but I'll be glad when my kolsch finishes carbonating.


I still have two of those left in the fridge. I'll probably have them when I run out of vodka, which I estimate to be around the third period.
 
2014-05-16 07:27:40 PM

fatalvenom: soopey: Bah. Humbug.

'gansett bohemian pils tonight. How do they get that cheap corn/wet cardboard flavor in every beer? It's OK, but I'll be glad when my kolsch finishes carbonating.

I still have two of those left in the fridge. I'll probably have them when I run out of vodka, which I estimate to be around the third period.


I scored a fifth of Malibu Black today for way cheap.  Picked up some cherry coke too.  Figured if it's gonna be so hot today, I may as well drink tropical.  The geographic region, not...
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2014-05-16 07:30:16 PM

fatalvenom: soopey: Bah. Humbug.

'gansett bohemian pils tonight. How do they get that cheap corn/wet cardboard flavor in every beer? It's OK, but I'll be glad when my kolsch finishes carbonating.

I still have two of those left in the fridge. I'll probably have them when I run out of vodka, which I estimate to be around the third period.


Thus far I have consumed an Atwater Pale Ale, a glass of Booker's bourbon (neat), and a glass of wine this evening. More alcohol will probably follow after I get home from "Turandot."
 
2014-05-16 07:31:46 PM
Beer before liquor, never sicker.  But a glass of wine makes it fine?
 
2014-05-16 07:41:53 PM
End of 1
WBS Penguins......0
Providence Bruins 1

YES!!
 
2014-05-16 07:43:53 PM
Southern Cali is being bombared with fire tornadoes while there is a hockey game about to be going on.
 
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