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1705 clicks; posted to Geek » on 16 May 2014 at 12:26 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-16 12:52:20 PM  
2 votes:
So you're saying I'm due?
2014-05-16 05:18:23 PM  
1 vote:
Man Fark is so fortunate. We've got all the biggest penises in the world, all the people who have zero debt and fantastic credit, all the people with 150+ IQs, and today I learned we also have all the people who never lose when they're gambling. What an amazing coincidence that all those statistical anamolies happen to frequent the same site.
2014-05-16 01:41:27 PM  
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Bareefer Obonghit: Bet the don't pass line in craps, run a 3 point don't come molly system. You're essentially betting everyone else will lose, so be prepared for anger but f*ck them, they could bet with the house, too.

Oh I loathe people like you.  It's typically about a 150 year old little Asian dude that will shuffle up and drop the mattress on the don't come.   He doubles up and then slinks away into the night with his ill gotten gains.  In my mind he ends up getting a train run on him by the dumpster behind the Piggily Wiggily and slowly bleeds to death from the massive rectal tearing.

That's very specific...  also Fark is not your personal erotica site
2014-05-16 11:54:22 AM  
1 vote:
A friend and I went to Vegas for my 21st birthday. At 12:01AM on my birthday, I hit a craps table at Mandalay Bay. Had no idea what I was doing, but everyone there was so excited that it was my birthday I seemed to be doing pretty damn good and winning some money. Walked off the craps table about $200 ahead.

Then I went to the Luxor and lost it all. Haven't touched that place since.

Then I got really drunk playing Blackjack until 3AM at another casino. There was a Russian guy next to me who kept giving me money to play hands because I was apparently a good luck charm for him. Ended up hitting Blackjack once, and immediately puked in a trashcan. Dealer asked if I was okay, I said yep. Hit another Blackjack and immediately puked again. That's when the pit boss came by and sent me to time-out in my room until I sobered up. All I remember was walking away and hearing the Russian guy argue with the pit boss that they were kicking out his good luck charm.
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