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(WTKR)   New bill would provide increased care for 194353457 military children with autism   (wtkr.com) divider line 25
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2014-05-16 10:25:05 AM  
We've been expanding our military more than I realized.
 
2014-05-16 11:08:40 AM  
Does it help people with math disabilities, like submitter?
 
2014-05-16 11:30:38 AM  
maybe they should pass a bill to educate stupid farkers who don't know what they are talking about.
 
2014-05-16 12:02:41 PM  
definitely 194353457 definitely
 
2014-05-16 03:44:30 PM  
I get Subby wanted to make a joke, but at least make up realistic numbers. 3.015x10^31
 
2014-05-16 03:44:51 PM  
For the over 60 vaccines I got in a 23 year period, I'm surprised *I* don't have farking autism.
 
2014-05-16 03:45:01 PM  
Tricare?  Good God why are they inflicting Tricare on the children?  It's worse than Hitler stealing your seat at Christmas

/Tricare survivor
 
2014-05-16 03:48:42 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: definitely 194353457 definitely


booker12.edublogs.org

Came for Rainman, leaving happy

/Well crass and happy
/Rats, now I know how Oscar feels :-(
 
2014-05-16 03:52:28 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Tricare?  Good God why are they inflicting Tricare on the children?  It's worse than Hitler stealing your seat at Christmas

/Tricare survivor


Ugh. Ditto.

Was teen complaining of exhaustion and stomach pain. They gave me my first pap smear without telling me what they were doing. Took another 6 years before I was correctly diagnosed with depression/anxiety.
 
2014-05-16 04:09:06 PM  
So, all of Uncle Sam's misguided children?
 
2014-05-16 04:10:54 PM  
We have about 2 million active military so if they have fathered 194 million children, that works out to 97 kids each.

Condoms anyone?
 
2014-05-16 04:13:23 PM  

olddinosaur: We have about 2 million active military so if they have fathered 194 million children, that works out to 97 kids each.

Condoms anyone?


You're not factoring in the role of the Dependasaurs.  They're the ones riding every swinging dick in town while their man is deployed
 
2014-05-16 04:15:40 PM  

ChipNASA: For the over 60 vaccines I got in a 23 year period, I'm surprised *I* don't have farking autism.


Cheer up, you probably have ADHD! It's almost as good as autism. I know that I, personally, have CRS(Can't Remember Shiat).
 
2014-05-16 04:16:45 PM  
As someone who has worked for the military, they already have pretty excellent early intervention services for kids.

Couldn't read tfa though, took too long to load.
 
2014-05-16 04:17:49 PM  

iheartscotch: ChipNASA: For the over 60 vaccines I got in a 23 year period, I'm surprised *I* don't have farking autism.

Cheer up, you probably have ADHD! It's almost as good as autism. I know that I, personally, have CRS(Can't Remember Shiat).


He was in the Air Force so it's just assumed there was something wrong with him

/USCG is the best branch
//biased
 
2014-05-16 04:26:35 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: iheartscotch: ChipNASA: For the over 60 vaccines I got in a 23 year period, I'm surprised *I* don't have farking autism.

Cheer up, you probably have ADHD! It's almost as good as autism. I know that I, personally, have CRS(Can't Remember Shiat).

He was in the Air Force so it's just assumed there was something wrong with him

/USCG is the best branch
//biased


The Coast Guard? At least tell me you did something cool; like rescue swimming or ice breaking. I'm not sure what else the cost guard does.

/ I keed, I keed
 
2014-05-16 04:28:35 PM  
But can it find boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati?
 
2014-05-16 04:30:10 PM  

iheartscotch: Smeggy Smurf: iheartscotch: ChipNASA: For the over 60 vaccines I got in a 23 year period, I'm surprised *I* don't have farking autism.

Cheer up, you probably have ADHD! It's almost as good as autism. I know that I, personally, have CRS(Can't Remember Shiat).

He was in the Air Force so it's just assumed there was something wrong with him

/USCG is the best branch
//biased

The Coast Guard? At least tell me you did something cool; like rescue swimming or ice breaking. I'm not sure what else the cost guard does.

/ I keed, I keed


I was a dependent.  Mostly I mooned admirals, shot bottle rockets into churches, raised the ire of security on a regular basis and was generally a shiatty little kid.

Dad on the other hand was a hoist operator with 50+ rescues and 2 babies delivered over a 23 year career.  He also mooned admirals and a queen.  Funny how he never made it to Chief...
 
2014-05-16 04:37:48 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: definitely 194353457 definitely

Yeah. It's prime. Yeah.

/are you taking any prescription medication?
 
2014-05-16 04:51:20 PM  
2/3 of the US population are children? And in military families?
 
2014-05-16 04:56:56 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: 2/3 of the US population are children? And in military families?


Apparently, you've never been to Mustang's in Junktown while the Big Red One is deployed. In three words? Lots of skeezyness. Lots of brand new army wives looking to hook up for the night, or the weekend, or the deployment.


/ Hive of scum and villainy; and all of that.
 
2014-05-16 04:57:55 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I was a dependent.  Mostly I mooned admirals, shot bottle rockets into churches, raised the ire of security on a regular basis and was generally a shiatty little kid.

Dad on the other hand was a hoist operator with 50+ rescues and 2 babies delivered over a 23 year career.  He also mooned admirals and a queen.  Funny how he never made it to Chief...


I've mooned a queen or two in my time, but it was only because they accidentally walked into my apartment while I was changing....
 
2014-05-16 06:08:00 PM  

ChipNASA: For the over 60 vaccines I got in a 23 year period, I'm surprised *I* don't have farking autism.


Well at least you can tell autism and retardation apart.
 
2014-05-16 06:11:57 PM  

olddinosaur: We have about 2 million active military so if they have fathered 194 million children, that works out to 97 kids each.

Condoms anyone?


Autism detected. You fell for Subby's clever trap.
 
2014-05-16 06:53:07 PM  
I spent way too much time trying to figure out what that was supposed to spell on an upside-down calculator.
 
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