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(Metro)   It's hard to have a good dinner party in Australia. Guests have to travel long distances to get there, food can be expensive and just when everything seems perfect, a python starts swallowing a kangaroo in the yard, ruining the whole ambiance   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-05-16 09:28:58 AM  
"OK, who invited Kirstie Alley?"
 
2014-05-16 09:40:25 AM  
Live performance by Monty Python's Dying Circus
 
2014-05-16 09:49:03 AM  
Yeah, I hated Kangaroo Jack as well.
 
2014-05-16 09:57:16 AM  
An Australian dinner party without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.
 
2014-05-16 10:09:45 AM  
Well, it WAS a dinner party, correct? The python just wanted to join in.
 
2014-05-16 10:12:28 AM  
For me, that would just make the evening.
 
2014-05-16 10:20:48 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: For me, that would just make the evening.


Same thought

/more bourbon, sir?  Cigars are in the anteroom if you would like.
 
2014-05-16 10:35:17 AM  
Throw it on the barbie.
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2014-05-16 10:36:04 AM  
I'm good with snakes, but this line got me.  "I had a baby goat and a snake ate it under the house".  A snake large enough to eat a baby goat?  Fark that, I'm moving.
 
2014-05-16 10:45:33 AM  

Rickenbacker: I'm good with snakes, but this line got me.  "I had a baby goat and a snake ate it under the house".  A snake large enough to eat a baby goat?  Fark that, I'm moving.


yup.. no sure how it is in Australia but if I have regular occurances of snakes eating semi large wildlife under or around my house let's just say I'd be calling Remax 10 times a day!

The fact that Suzi Q there said it like it's really not a big deal is kinda concerning.
 
2014-05-16 10:47:19 AM  
Australia. Not even once.
 
2014-05-16 11:33:28 AM  

Ecobuckeye: Australia. Not even once.


I second the motion

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2014-05-16 11:55:45 AM  

Ecobuckeye: Australia. Not even once.


It does have some lovely scenery, though.
 
2014-05-16 12:28:11 PM  
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/oblig
 
2014-05-16 12:45:36 PM  
Ruining the ambiance?  People will be talking about that party for the rest of their lives.  You can't pay enough to get entertainment of that caliber.
 
2014-05-16 01:08:39 PM  

Rickenbacker: I'm good with snakes, but this line got me.  "I had a baby goat and a snake ate it under the house".  A snake large enough to eat a baby goat?  Fark that, I'm moving.


Worried about it eating a baby goat?  That is just the entree.

Eating a possum (about the size of a medium dog)
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But hey baby goats, roos and possums are all kinda wussy animals by Australian standards (Yeah a roo can still disembowel you with one kick, but comparatively).

How does an Aussie snake do against something large and predatory, like a crocodile?  Pretty well actually.

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But fear not, our spiders keep the snake population down.

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Sweet dreams.
 
2014-05-16 05:31:09 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Throw it on the barbie.
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Whatever that is:

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