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(The Local)   14-year-old German teen who committed 30 crimes in three months is being watched around the clock by a team of private security guards at a cost of $3,000 because he is too young to be sent to youth prison and too dangerous to be left alone   (thelocal.de) divider line 14
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6216 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2014 at 11:25 AM (36 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-16 11:37:30 AM  
3 votes:
How does that stack up to the cost of prision?

Also, this could be the premise for a pretty good comedy.
2014-05-16 11:42:54 AM  
2 votes:
teen who committed 30 crimes in three months is being watched around the clock ... because he is too young to be sent to youth prison and too dangerous to be left alone.


Pffft. At my house, we call that parenthood.
2014-05-16 11:40:52 AM  
2 votes:
Wanna bet this "German" yoof is actually Albanian, Turkish or Chechen?
2014-05-16 11:30:21 AM  
2 votes:
$5 worth of rope can fix this little shiat before he hurts anybody else
2014-05-17 06:13:29 AM  
1 votes:
Happy birthday.
The law now applies to you.
See you soon!
2014-05-16 01:20:18 PM  
1 votes:

impaler: More $2000 per day.

Why are security guards so expensive?


You get what you pay for when it comes to security (both personnel and devices). If you want a minimum wage mall cop, be prepared to have it sit like a lump and not do anything. If you want someone that'll pay attention and keep things locked down, that'll cost you.
2014-05-16 12:34:15 PM  
1 votes:

Fissile: spawn73: Fissile: Wanna bet this "German" yoof is actually Albanian, Turkish or Chechen?

I was going with Roma, but sure.

Roma?  I doubt it.  The Roma are sneak thieves but rarely are they violent to that extent.   That kind of batshiat ultra-violence is almost always the domain of the children of Muslim immigrants.....usually from Turkey, the Balkans or Southern Russia.


Or, I dunno, farking GERMANS.

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2014-05-16 11:46:41 AM  
1 votes:
fc07.deviantart.net
2014-05-16 11:42:29 AM  
1 votes:
My how things have changed.

Just a few decades ago they'd pin an Iron Cross on his chest and send him out again.

/I guess anti-Semitism in Europe is coming to a boil again. Tough economic times tend to generate idiotic leaders and their followers
2014-05-16 11:40:40 AM  
1 votes:
How 'bout a good ol' fashioned ass-whupping? Is he too young for that?
2014-05-16 11:37:48 AM  
1 votes:
he is too young to be sent to youth prison

He's not too young to fall down a staircase, though...
2014-05-16 11:32:09 AM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: $5 worth of rope can fix this little shiat before he hurts anybody else


And a tree.
2014-05-16 11:15:40 AM  
1 votes:
What a little scheißen
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-16 10:51:41 AM  
1 votes:
They don't allow youths in youth prison?
 
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