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(The Local)   14-year-old German teen who committed 30 crimes in three months is being watched around the clock by a team of private security guards at a cost of $3,000 because he is too young to be sent to youth prison and too dangerous to be left alone   (thelocal.de) divider line 85
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2014-05-16 08:41:00 AM  
Fortunately in this country we have a robust juvenile correction system.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-16 10:51:41 AM  
They don't allow youths in youth prison?
 
2014-05-16 11:11:40 AM  

vpb: They don't allow youths in youth prison?


Youths in youth prison? That's crazy talk.
 
2014-05-16 11:15:40 AM  
What a little scheißen
 
2014-05-16 11:30:21 AM  
$5 worth of rope can fix this little shiat before he hurts anybody else
 
2014-05-16 11:31:37 AM  
Subby's math needs work.
 
2014-05-16 11:32:09 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: $5 worth of rope can fix this little shiat before he hurts anybody else


And a tree.
 
2014-05-16 11:32:09 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: $5 worth of rope can fix this little shiat before he hurts anybody else


Someone should call Carol...

"Just look at the flowers..."
 
2014-05-16 11:33:06 AM  
It sounds like he has a future in government.
 
2014-05-16 11:33:52 AM  
If only there were some time of final soulution.......
 
2014-05-16 11:34:28 AM  
type....how the fark did that come out as time?
 
2014-05-16 11:35:15 AM  

Stoker: Smeggy Smurf: $5 worth of rope can fix this little shiat before he hurts anybody else

And a tree.


And the owl creek bridge.
 
2014-05-16 11:35:25 AM  
More $2000 per day.

Why are security guards so expensive?
 
2014-05-16 11:37:30 AM  
How does that stack up to the cost of prision?

Also, this could be the premise for a pretty good comedy.
 
2014-05-16 11:37:48 AM  
he is too young to be sent to youth prison

He's not too young to fall down a staircase, though...
 
2014-05-16 11:39:05 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

If there were only some place to place at-risk youth......
 
2014-05-16 11:39:47 AM  
Some people seem to be born psychopaths.  I've even dated a few.
 
2014-05-16 11:39:48 AM  
What's a ute?
 
2014-05-16 11:40:40 AM  
How 'bout a good ol' fashioned ass-whupping? Is he too young for that?
 
2014-05-16 11:40:52 AM  
Wanna bet this "German" yoof is actually Albanian, Turkish or Chechen?
 
2014-05-16 11:41:27 AM  
He'd make great CEO.
 
2014-05-16 11:42:10 AM  

uncleacid: What's a ute?


www.theory.classycoolmusic.com
 
2014-05-16 11:42:29 AM  
My how things have changed.

Just a few decades ago they'd pin an Iron Cross on his chest and send him out again.

/I guess anti-Semitism in Europe is coming to a boil again. Tough economic times tend to generate idiotic leaders and their followers
 
2014-05-16 11:42:33 AM  

LarryDan43: He'd make great CEO.


Or Tea-Party candidate for congress.
 
2014-05-16 11:42:54 AM  
teen who committed 30 crimes in three months is being watched around the clock ... because he is too young to be sent to youth prison and too dangerous to be left alone.


Pffft. At my house, we call that parenthood.
 
2014-05-16 11:43:00 AM  
 
GBB
2014-05-16 11:43:47 AM  
A 14-year old teen, you say?
 
2014-05-16 11:44:01 AM  
Too much of a boy for crazy town.. too crazy for boys town.
 
2014-05-16 11:44:39 AM  

Buttknuckle: Some people seem to be born psychopaths.  I've even dated a few.


Did they kill you?
 
2014-05-16 11:46:41 AM  
fc07.deviantart.net
 
2014-05-16 11:48:45 AM  

cretinbob: If only there were some time of final soulution.......


Hemlock and alcohol is a good final solution
 
2014-05-16 11:48:48 AM  
If at 13 the courts had no way to punish him.... Why not get another group of 13 year olds to kick the piss out of him?  Kid vigilantes, they could play Watchmen, dress up like Rorschach.

wallpoper.com
 
2014-05-16 11:49:46 AM  
From the sidebar...

img.fark.net

Is that some sort of German euphemism for being pregnant?
 
2014-05-16 11:52:37 AM  
RTFA, subby, and learn to convert euros to dollars. It was less than $2,000 a day, and the kid was 13 and ineligible for juvie. Now that he's 14, they'll just lock him up the next time he commits a crime.

/Bet he spends most of his life behind bars.
 
2014-05-16 11:53:39 AM  
ts3.mm.bing.net
He might have a solution.
 
2014-05-16 11:54:53 AM  

Stoker: Smeggy Smurf: $5 worth of rope can fix this little shiat before he hurts anybody else

And a tree.


Dnrtfa. But what did he do?

Why would he hurt a tree?
 
2014-05-16 11:55:14 AM  
Ah, so the 13 year old was too young to jail, but the 14 year old can be thrown in juvy hall on the next offense. But he has some bearing down like a hawk until he does commit that crime.

Although... When you get down to it, this sounds like a bad movie pitch. The little shiat gets away with new crimes because his watcher likes the easy gig.
 
2014-05-16 12:00:00 PM  
Too bad you cant just exile him to some island in the Baltic and have him take care of himself for a few months.
 
2014-05-16 12:04:14 PM  

Fissile: Wanna bet this "German" yoof is actually Albanian, Turkish or Chechen?


I was going with Roma, but sure.
 
2014-05-16 12:04:36 PM  

Chigroe Please: Stoker: Smeggy Smurf: $5 worth of rope can fix this little shiat before he hurts anybody else

And a tree.

Dnrtfa. But what did he do?

Why would he hurt a tree?


The tree was asking for it.  It had this little knothole just sticking out there.  The tree said it would leaf but not until spring.  He couldn't help himself.  I mean a 13 year old kid with wood is going to do something and that tree was wood and well you know...
 
2014-05-16 12:05:37 PM  

Fissile: [fc07.deviantart.net image 850x531]


I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain....
 
2014-05-16 12:06:05 PM  

mama2tnt: teen who committed 30 crimes in three months is being watched around the clock ... because he is too young to be sent to youth prison and too dangerous to be left alone.


Pffft. At my house, we call that parenthood.


I imagine his parents are real sweet people too.
 
2014-05-16 12:06:24 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: From the sidebar...

[img.fark.net image 415x355]

Is that some sort of German euphemism for being pregnant?


Lebensraum, baby, lebensraum. They remodeled the kitchen (installed gas ovens) then knocked down the back wall and added an addition that included Poland, parts of Czechoslovakia, Romania, North Africa...
 
2014-05-16 12:10:44 PM  
Hand him over to the Iranians.
 
2014-05-16 12:10:45 PM  
You know who ELSE committed 30 crimes in three months?
 
2014-05-16 12:11:04 PM  
They say corporal punishment doesn't work. Well that's a risk society should be willing to take with that little shiat.
 
2014-05-16 12:14:09 PM  

spawn73: Fissile: Wanna bet this "German" yoof is actually Albanian, Turkish or Chechen?

I was going with Roma, but sure.


Roma?  I doubt it.  The Roma are sneak thieves but rarely are they violent to that extent.   That kind of batshiat ultra-violence is almost always the domain of the children of Muslim immigrants.....usually from Turkey, the Balkans or Southern Russia.
 
2014-05-16 12:17:34 PM  
I will sell them both some pants!
 
2014-05-16 12:20:52 PM  
spawn73
Fissile:
Wanna bet this "German" yoof is actually Albanian, Turkish or Chechen?

I was going with Roma, but sure.


Then the article would've been about pickpocketing and how they don't know the kid's age and how they can't jail him until the last doctor has agreed that the little shiat is at least 14 now.
 
2014-05-16 12:22:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: From the sidebar...

[img.fark.net image 415x355]

Is that some sort of German euphemism for being pregnant?


Maybe if she quit farking the guys when they show up, they would get some work done.
 
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