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(BBC)   Brazil's Sports Minister on riots regarding upcoming FIFA World Cup seems wildly optimistic about attendance: "There's no reason to panic ahead of receiving three million Brazilian tourists"   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, FIFA World Cup, World Cup, Brazilians, Sao Paulo, Brasilia  
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2014-05-16 09:19:05 AM  
Three million brazilian? That's like every person on the planet!
2014-05-16 04:04:09 PM  
They better stock up on wax and aloe lotion.
2014-05-16 04:09:55 PM  
Sounds like it's gonna big a big ass crowd.
2014-05-16 04:15:16 PM  
How many zeros is that? I quit school in sixth grade.
2014-05-16 04:15:50 PM  
Just remember not to yell when getting robbed.

/this has been reported
2014-05-16 04:25:58 PM  
Just hire criminals to police the other criminals.
2014-05-16 04:38:19 PM  
Heard this on NPR as well. Political unrest during a World Cup is a recipe for disaster. Lots more tourists than usual are gonna be killed.
2014-05-16 04:45:37 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Three million brazilian? That's like every person on the planet!

you made me laugh.
2014-05-16 04:46:20 PM  
How many gazillions is that?
2014-05-16 04:55:11 PM  
Blood will run in the gutters
2014-05-16 05:07:57 PM  
did he hold his pinky to his mouth?

SmackLT: Sounds like it's gonna big a big ass crowd.

where does the hyphen go?

big-ass crowd?

big ass-crowd?
2014-05-16 05:33:23 PM  
"It's okay, this isn't really happening."

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Brasil, Hy Brasil, whatever.
2014-05-16 05:36:58 PM  
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
2014-05-16 05:59:06 PM  
We're gonna need a bigger landing strip.
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