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(SeattlePI)   Emily Blunt took Tom Cruise to a sex club called "The Box." Hm. Usually he's against going anywhere near the box   (blog.seattlepi.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Emily Blunt, Tom Cruise, John Krasinski, humans, Matt Damon, Jimmy Kimmel  
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2014-05-16 12:18:12 PM  

Hermione_Granger: Idk. Every now and again, somebody outs some male celebrity as "gay" who's more than likely bisexual but either way, do we really care?

I mean seriously, it's just sex people.


My BFF Jill?
 
2014-05-16 12:26:28 PM  

p0nk: TheOtherGuy:
Also, Nicole?  Katie?  Penelope?  Any of you, call me any time you feel like it.  Even all at once, I don't care...

No love for Mimi?


I will take Mimi.
 
2014-05-16 12:40:09 PM  
I hope he didn't display the same wild swings of emotions that he exhibited during Eyes Wide Shut (for 3 hours).

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2014-05-16 12:57:49 PM  

snowybunting: Why does everyone say Tom Cruise is gay?

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Bravo, sir.  That was glorious.  Didn't not see that coming.
 
2014-05-16 12:58:26 PM  
I heard it was actually a pub called The Box and Beard.
 
2014-05-16 01:10:58 PM  
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devilEther: What's in the box?


Heh.
 
2014-05-16 01:14:19 PM  

Mad_Radhu: chevydeuce: Emily Blunt is just.......mmmm (with drool).  Don't know what it is, she's not "hot" in the normal sense, but god damn, she is HOT!

That's why that terrible Gulliver's Travels movie was such a tragedy. Filming for that conflicted with Iron Man 2, and if has not we would have had Blunt as Black Widow. Scarlett's good in the role, but I think Blunt would have been even better.


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2014-05-16 01:24:36 PM  

Hermione_Granger: Idk. Every now and again, somebody outs some male celebrity as "gay" who's more than likely bisexual but either way, do we really care?

I mean seriously, it's just sex people.



Normally, it just would not matter that much. Except that Scientology is extremely anti-gay.
So with Tom Cruise, that becomes a point of interest. Kind of like when a TV evangelist is caught in bed with a man.

Personally, I don't think he's gay. And I really don't care one way or another.
I like his movies.
 
2014-05-16 01:24:48 PM  
How did everyone miss the real story.

"He emailed back and went, 'Jesus Christ! Well, just don't let me walk out of there alone!'

Why would a scientoligist text Jesus Christ. Shouldn't he text L. Ron Hubbard, or Xenu?
 
2014-05-16 01:33:23 PM  
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What's in the box?
 
2014-05-16 01:47:41 PM  

NateAsbestos: p0nk: TheOtherGuy:
Also, Nicole?  Katie?  Penelope?  Any of you, call me any time you feel like it.  Even all at once, I don't care...

No love for Mimi?

I will take Mimi.


Isn't she a Scientologist? Fark her!
 
2014-05-16 02:02:05 PM  

Maud Dib: SenorBenedict: Honestly between this and Tom Cruise changing his twitter description he's so likeable. If only he'd stop being a scientologist. COME ON TOM DO IT FOR THE FANS!

Made this for a photoshop thread...

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2014-05-16 02:04:08 PM  

bill4935: [img.fark.net image 480x360]

What's in the box?


Hako no naka ni gaarimasuka?
 
2014-05-16 02:21:31 PM  
he did manage to make a deposit in a turkey baster that was put in a box

he did not wield the baster though
 
2014-05-16 02:24:15 PM  

kbronsito: Fark her!


That was the idea!
 
2014-05-16 02:51:35 PM  
Maybe he's gay. Maybe he isn't. I've never met him so I can't say. But he always looks to be very uneasy in pictures where he has to touch a woman.


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Note the fake semi-smile, stiff pose and hover hand. Contrast with her relaxed pose and real smile.
 
2014-05-16 03:00:27 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 435x594]

So who do I have to kill to go to a sex club with this woman?


Probably this guy, for a start.

//And every other guy on Earth better looking than you, of course...
 
2014-05-16 03:02:16 PM  

Holfax: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 435x594]

So who do I have to kill to go to a sex club with this woman?

Probably this guy, for a start.

//And every other guy on Earth better looking than you, of course...


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2014-05-16 03:03:37 PM  
There are a few actors, and he is definitely one of them, whose wretched personalities ruin anything they do professionally. My suspension of disbelief is negatively affected by my desire to reach through the screen and slap him stupid. Not that IMO he was any great actor to begin with. He gets good roles is all.

Mel Gibson is another one. Alec Baldwin...
 
2014-05-16 03:33:14 PM  

namegoeshere: There are a few actors, and he is definitely one of them, whose wretched personalities ruin anything they do professionally. My suspension of disbelief is negatively affected by my desire to reach through the screen and slap him stupid. Not that IMO he was any great actor to begin with. He gets good roles is all.

Mel Gibson is another one. Alec Baldwin...


He played an asshole so well in "magnolia" that I've never been able to enjoy his work since.
 
2014-05-16 04:00:52 PM  
I must be in the minority. Regardless of his gayness or crazy or assholishness, I usually enjoy his movies. He may not be much of an actor, but he's a really good movie star.

And this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odd8Zdhuj9o
 
2014-05-16 04:20:33 PM  
Tom Cruise makes entertaining movies.

/that is all
 
2014-05-16 04:44:16 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I must be in the minority. Regardless of his gayness or crazy or assholishness, I usually enjoy his movies. He may not be much of an actor, but he's a really good movie star.

And this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odd8Zdhuj9o


I only fault him for be a Scientologist. I don't care about the other stuff, it's all pretty normal human behavior in my opinion.
 
2014-05-16 04:55:43 PM  
Crewmannumber6: "Ya lost me"

TL;DR: because it never happened.
 
2014-05-16 04:57:38 PM  
I never got the hate for cruise either. The Scientology crap is bizarre, but his movies are good to great IMHO. I also never got the gay thing. I never understood why people think movies like Top gun or 300 are "gay" because the actors had six pack abs. Were they supposed to cast flabby Micheal Moore neck beards for the volley ball scene in top gun, or the The Battle of Thermopylae in 300? OMG look!!! He's riding a motercycle and flies a 40 million dollar plane upside down!!! He must be GAY!!!!!
 
2014-05-16 05:15:21 PM  
I'm the man in the box
Buried in my shiat
Won't you come and save me, save me?

/RIP Layne Staley
 
2014-05-16 05:17:28 PM  
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2014-05-16 05:19:54 PM  
Holy crap, there's only one and a half pictures of Emily Blunt in here.  Good Christ.
 
2014-05-16 05:45:20 PM  
Tom Cruise is nutty, but he's not even close to the same league, hell, the same sport, as Mel Gibson's asshole quotient. Alec Baldwin is a very old fashioned kind of asshole, it's not as interesting. It's more of a historical piece, like old black and white cartoons.
 
2014-05-16 06:06:06 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Holy crap, there's only one and a half pictures of Emily Blunt in here.  Good Christ.


All the hetero's are too interested in discussing toms affinity for men?
 
2014-05-16 08:30:59 PM  
George Clooney is gayer than Tom Cruise, but not as secretly bald as Ben Affleck.  Yeah, i said it.
 
2014-05-17 12:01:35 AM  

Trocadero: I kind of liked Oblivion.


I didn't hate it. (I still hate him though)
 
2014-05-17 09:24:16 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To (fill in the blank)


Kneel down to give blowjobs?

/do I win a prize?
 
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