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(SeattlePI)   Emily Blunt took Tom Cruise to a sex club called "The Box." Hm. Usually he's against going anywhere near the box   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 83
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2014-05-16 08:15:51 AM
Tom loves Matt, and Tom wanted to come

There we go...
 
2014-05-16 10:22:01 AM
Matt Daaaaaa mon.....
 
2014-05-16 10:22:32 AM
What's in the box?
 
2014-05-16 10:22:58 AM
Idk. Every now and again, somebody outs some male celebrity as "gay" who's more than likely bisexual but either way, do we really care?

I mean seriously, it's just sex people.
 
2014-05-16 10:24:44 AM
If you want to be around a bunch of dick a sex club is a fine place to be.
 
2014-05-16 10:25:00 AM

Hermione_Granger: Idk. Every now and again, somebody outs some male celebrity as "gay" who's more than likely bisexual but either way, do we really care?

I mean seriously, it's just sex people.


Try telling that to Miscavige.
 
2014-05-16 10:26:08 AM
Emily Blunt is just.......mmmm (with drool).  Don't know what it is, she's not "hot" in the normal sense, but god damn, she is HOT!
 
2014-05-16 10:26:56 AM
Yes truly, we have been long overdue for another thread of "Hurr durr, Tom Cruise is gay because, well, he just has to be okay?"

Get a life Subby.
 
2014-05-16 10:28:27 AM
Hurr durr, Tom Cruise is gay lol.
 
2014-05-16 10:28:39 AM
Isn't that what they call Cross Fit gyms? Hmmm... I'm beginning to understand the fanatical following.
 
2014-05-16 10:29:28 AM

devilEther: What's in the box?


Pain.
 
2014-05-16 10:33:53 AM
[interesting] tag subby?  Really?
 
2014-05-16 10:34:02 AM

chevydeuce: Emily Blunt is just.......mmmm (with drool).  Don't know what it is, she's not "hot" in the normal sense, but god damn, she is HOT!


I wouldn't kick Anne Hathaway out of bed... But whenever devil wears prada is on, I watch it for Emily blunt. Her character is biatchy in a way that just makes me want her. And for some reason, even though I'm not usually an enhancement smoker, I love to watch DWP on weed (have you ever watched DWP on weed!?).
 
2014-05-16 10:38:55 AM

Evil Mackerel: devilEther: What's in the box?

Pain.

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annnnnnnnnnnnd we have a winner
thanks for playing everyone
 
2014-05-16 10:39:08 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Tom loves Matt, and Tom wanted to come

There we go...


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2014-05-16 10:40:28 AM
cdn.novafm.com.au

I am sure they both received a good pounding that night.
 
2014-05-16 10:41:49 AM

chevydeuce: Emily Blunt is just.......mmmm (with drool).  Don't know what it is, she's not "hot" in the normal sense, but god damn, she is HOT!


That's why that terrible Gulliver's Travels movie was such a tragedy. Filming for that conflicted with Iron Man 2, and if has not we would have had Blunt as Black Widow. Scarlett's good in the role, but I think Blunt would have been even better.
 
2014-05-16 10:43:40 AM

chevydeuce: Emily Blunt is just.......mmmm (with drool).  Don't know what it is, she's not "hot" in the normal sense, but god damn, she is HOT!


Plus her with muscles in new movie is different kind of hot but still ... (Drool)
 
2014-05-16 10:44:14 AM
Honestly between this and Tom Cruise changing his twitter description he's so likeable. If only he'd stop being a scientologist. COME ON TOM DO IT FOR THE FANS!
 
2014-05-16 10:46:22 AM
If you assume Cruise is gay because of the staggering number of gorgeous, rich, uninhibited straight women who have walked out on him... eh, you may have a point.  But have you considered that he might just be a titanic douchebag, or just a giant jerk towards women?  Which one seems more likely, statistically?

Not that it really matters.  I just find it interesting that people rush to assume homosexuality when douchebaggery is, in my experience, much MUCH more common per capita.  It says something about gestalt homophobia, I think.

Also, Nicole?  Katie?  Penelope?  Any of you, call me any time you feel like it.  Even all at once, I don't care...
 
2014-05-16 10:48:19 AM
I kind of liked Oblivion.
 
2014-05-16 10:49:30 AM

TheOtherGuy: If you assume Cruise is gay because of the staggering number of gorgeous, rich, uninhibited straight women who have walked out on him... eh, you may have a point.  But have you considered that he might just be a titanic douchebag, or just a giant jerk towards women?  Which one seems more likely, statistically?

Not that it really matters.  I just find it interesting that people rush to assume homosexuality when douchebaggery is, in my experience, much MUCH more common per capita.  It says something about gestalt homophobia, I think.

Also, Nicole?  Katie?  Penelope?  Any of you, call me any time you feel like it.  Even all at once, I don't care...


I had no clue who Emily Blunt was so I went and looked her up and she fits in that list of gorgeous, rich, uninhibited women (takes him to a sex club just a bonus here)
 
2014-05-16 10:49:33 AM
I don't know if Cruise is a jerk or he just works a lot and his relationships fall apart because of that. I mean he's in a lot of movies and seems to enjoy acting. On top of that he also seems a bit weird in general, so it could just be that between being weird and doing a lot of movies he sucks at being with someone.

At least he has a fully working mouth unlike side talking Katie Holmes. TALK WITH YOUR WHOLE MOUTH YOU HARPY!
 
2014-05-16 10:52:12 AM

Hermione_Granger: Idk. Every now and again, somebody outs some male celebrity as "gay" who's more than likely bisexual but either way, do we really care?

I mean seriously, it's just sex people.


As long as my rectum isn't personally involved, I couldn't care less.
 
2014-05-16 10:52:17 AM
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2014-05-16 10:53:07 AM
Burlesque does not a "Sex Club" make.

I was picturing some full-on Eyes Wide Shut masked sauce swapping and I get some Borscht Belt comedian spraying seltzer?

I so desperately wanted to be scandalized!
 
2014-05-16 10:55:34 AM
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2014-05-16 10:55:35 AM

TheOtherGuy: If you assume Cruise is gay because of the staggering number of gorgeous, rich, uninhibited straight women who have walked out on him... eh, you may have a point.  But have you considered that he might just be a titanic douchebag, or just a giant jerk towards women?  Which one seems more likely, statistically?


Why not both?
 
2014-05-16 10:55:37 AM

devilEther: What's in the box?


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2014-05-16 10:57:40 AM
I've been to the one in Manhattan.  Fairly tame.  The London one doesn't sound so crazy either, at least not the performances.  I'm sure the restrooms are fun though.
 
2014-05-16 10:57:44 AM

devilEther: What's in the box?


And will it make my E-Meter twitch?
 
2014-05-16 10:57:45 AM

SenorBenedict: between this and Tom Cruise changing his twitter description he's so likeable


He's got the best PR team money can buy.
 
2014-05-16 10:58:13 AM

SenorBenedict: Honestly between this and Tom Cruise changing his twitter description he's so likeable. If only he'd stop being a scientologist. COME ON TOM DO IT FOR THE FANS!




Made this for a photoshop thread...

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2014-05-16 11:00:56 AM
No faith that the movie will do any justice to the book (see: All You Need is Kill)

For one thing, they changed the young Japanese stud-boy to... Tom Cruise. and they changed the weapons. And the monsters. And the title.

Yeah, no faith.
 
2014-05-16 11:16:10 AM

jonnyh: No faith that the movie will do any justice to the book (see: All You Need is Kill)

For one thing, they changed the young Japanese stud-boy to... Tom Cruise. and they changed the weapons. And the monsters. And the title.

Yeah, no faith.


On the plus side, it probably helped us get a sequel to the novel, so there's that.
 
2014-05-16 11:18:55 AM
His douchebag personality in the press and his ties to scientology is too much to overcome, as he is a good actor, I think.

/ Have avoided his movies like the plague.
// E-meters are for idiots
/// trix are for kids
 
2014-05-16 11:19:58 AM
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To (fill in the blank)
 
2014-05-16 11:23:16 AM
i885.photobucket.com

Fidelio
 
2014-05-16 11:25:17 AM
Tom went short against the box.
 
2014-05-16 11:31:53 AM
Why in the name of all that is holy is no one talking about the fact that EMILY BLUNT WAS AT A SEX CLUB!!!!
 
2014-05-16 11:38:06 AM
TheOtherGuy:
Also, Nicole?  Katie?  Penelope?  Any of you, call me any time you feel like it.  Even all at once, I don't care...

No love for Mimi?
 
2014-05-16 11:45:24 AM
Crewmannumber6: "Why in the name of all that is holy is no one talking about the fact that EMILY BLUNT WAS AT A SEX CLUB!!!!"

Because, one: it doesn't sound like much of a sex club, and two: It's transparent PR for a movie, which, three: casts doubt on any of its claims, to the point that the named parties probably weren't even in London that night.
 
2014-05-16 11:46:25 AM

Crewmannumber6: Why in the name of all that is holy is no one talking about the fact that EMILY BLUNT WAS AT A SEX CLUB!!!!


You and I seem to be the only ones who noticed that part. The rest seem focused on the gay part. Makes you wonder what is going on here.
 
2014-05-16 11:48:34 AM

p0nk: TheOtherGuy:
Also, Nicole?  Katie?  Penelope?  Any of you, call me any time you feel like it.  Even all at once, I don't care...

No love for Mimi?


I always had a thing for her, she seemed like a 'do anything' girl back in the day.
 
2014-05-16 11:48:42 AM

ringersol: Crewmannumber6: "Why in the name of all that is holy is no one talking about the fact that EMILY BLUNT WAS AT A SEX CLUB!!!!"

Because, one: it doesn't sound like much of a sex club, and two: It's transparent PR for a movie, which, three: casts doubt on any of its claims, to the point that the named parties probably weren't even in London that night.


Ya lost me
 
2014-05-16 11:57:15 AM
Let me just leave this here for all the Emily Blunt Lovers (that includes me) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382189/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_30
 
2014-05-16 12:04:27 PM
They probably went there to find a bi guy to screw together.
 
2014-05-16 12:06:52 PM
www3.pictures.zimbio.com

So who do I have to kill to go to a sex club with this woman?
 
2014-05-16 12:11:46 PM
Why does everyone say Tom Cruise is gay?

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2014-05-16 12:14:47 PM

snowybunting: Why does everyone say Tom Cruise is gay?

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That... that's beautiful.
 
2014-05-16 12:18:12 PM

Hermione_Granger: Idk. Every now and again, somebody outs some male celebrity as "gay" who's more than likely bisexual but either way, do we really care?

I mean seriously, it's just sex people.


My BFF Jill?
 
2014-05-16 12:26:28 PM

p0nk: TheOtherGuy:
Also, Nicole?  Katie?  Penelope?  Any of you, call me any time you feel like it.  Even all at once, I don't care...

No love for Mimi?


I will take Mimi.
 
2014-05-16 12:40:09 PM
I hope he didn't display the same wild swings of emotions that he exhibited during Eyes Wide Shut (for 3 hours).

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2014-05-16 12:57:49 PM

snowybunting: Why does everyone say Tom Cruise is gay?

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Bravo, sir.  That was glorious.  Didn't not see that coming.
 
2014-05-16 12:58:26 PM
I heard it was actually a pub called The Box and Beard.
 
2014-05-16 01:10:58 PM
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devilEther: What's in the box?


Heh.
 
2014-05-16 01:14:19 PM

Mad_Radhu: chevydeuce: Emily Blunt is just.......mmmm (with drool).  Don't know what it is, she's not "hot" in the normal sense, but god damn, she is HOT!

That's why that terrible Gulliver's Travels movie was such a tragedy. Filming for that conflicted with Iron Man 2, and if has not we would have had Blunt as Black Widow. Scarlett's good in the role, but I think Blunt would have been even better.


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2014-05-16 01:24:36 PM

Hermione_Granger: Idk. Every now and again, somebody outs some male celebrity as "gay" who's more than likely bisexual but either way, do we really care?

I mean seriously, it's just sex people.



Normally, it just would not matter that much. Except that Scientology is extremely anti-gay.
So with Tom Cruise, that becomes a point of interest. Kind of like when a TV evangelist is caught in bed with a man.

Personally, I don't think he's gay. And I really don't care one way or another.
I like his movies.
 
2014-05-16 01:24:48 PM
How did everyone miss the real story.

"He emailed back and went, 'Jesus Christ! Well, just don't let me walk out of there alone!'

Why would a scientoligist text Jesus Christ. Shouldn't he text L. Ron Hubbard, or Xenu?
 
2014-05-16 01:33:23 PM
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What's in the box?
 
2014-05-16 01:47:41 PM

NateAsbestos: p0nk: TheOtherGuy:
Also, Nicole?  Katie?  Penelope?  Any of you, call me any time you feel like it.  Even all at once, I don't care...

No love for Mimi?

I will take Mimi.


Isn't she a Scientologist? Fark her!
 
2014-05-16 02:02:05 PM

Maud Dib: SenorBenedict: Honestly between this and Tom Cruise changing his twitter description he's so likeable. If only he'd stop being a scientologist. COME ON TOM DO IT FOR THE FANS!

Made this for a photoshop thread...

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alexaswonderland.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-16 02:04:08 PM

bill4935: [img.fark.net image 480x360]

What's in the box?


Hako no naka ni gaarimasuka?
 
2014-05-16 02:21:31 PM
he did manage to make a deposit in a turkey baster that was put in a box

he did not wield the baster though
 
2014-05-16 02:24:15 PM

kbronsito: Fark her!


That was the idea!
 
2014-05-16 02:51:35 PM
Maybe he's gay. Maybe he isn't. I've never met him so I can't say. But he always looks to be very uneasy in pictures where he has to touch a woman.


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Note the fake semi-smile, stiff pose and hover hand. Contrast with her relaxed pose and real smile.
 
2014-05-16 03:00:27 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 435x594]

So who do I have to kill to go to a sex club with this woman?


Probably this guy, for a start.

//And every other guy on Earth better looking than you, of course...
 
2014-05-16 03:02:16 PM

Holfax: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 435x594]

So who do I have to kill to go to a sex club with this woman?

Probably this guy, for a start.

//And every other guy on Earth better looking than you, of course...


Image broke on earlier attempt...here it is:

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2014-05-16 03:03:37 PM
There are a few actors, and he is definitely one of them, whose wretched personalities ruin anything they do professionally. My suspension of disbelief is negatively affected by my desire to reach through the screen and slap him stupid. Not that IMO he was any great actor to begin with. He gets good roles is all.

Mel Gibson is another one. Alec Baldwin...
 
2014-05-16 03:33:14 PM

namegoeshere: There are a few actors, and he is definitely one of them, whose wretched personalities ruin anything they do professionally. My suspension of disbelief is negatively affected by my desire to reach through the screen and slap him stupid. Not that IMO he was any great actor to begin with. He gets good roles is all.

Mel Gibson is another one. Alec Baldwin...


He played an asshole so well in "magnolia" that I've never been able to enjoy his work since.
 
2014-05-16 04:00:52 PM
I must be in the minority. Regardless of his gayness or crazy or assholishness, I usually enjoy his movies. He may not be much of an actor, but he's a really good movie star.

And this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odd8Zdhuj9o
 
2014-05-16 04:20:33 PM
Tom Cruise makes entertaining movies.

/that is all
 
2014-05-16 04:44:16 PM

Crewmannumber6: I must be in the minority. Regardless of his gayness or crazy or assholishness, I usually enjoy his movies. He may not be much of an actor, but he's a really good movie star.

And this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odd8Zdhuj9o


I only fault him for be a Scientologist. I don't care about the other stuff, it's all pretty normal human behavior in my opinion.
 
2014-05-16 04:55:43 PM
Crewmannumber6: "Ya lost me"

TL;DR: because it never happened.
 
2014-05-16 04:57:38 PM
I never got the hate for cruise either. The Scientology crap is bizarre, but his movies are good to great IMHO. I also never got the gay thing. I never understood why people think movies like Top gun or 300 are "gay" because the actors had six pack abs. Were they supposed to cast flabby Micheal Moore neck beards for the volley ball scene in top gun, or the The Battle of Thermopylae in 300? OMG look!!! He's riding a motercycle and flies a 40 million dollar plane upside down!!! He must be GAY!!!!!
 
2014-05-16 05:15:21 PM
I'm the man in the box
Buried in my shiat
Won't you come and save me, save me?

/RIP Layne Staley
 
2014-05-16 05:17:28 PM
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2014-05-16 05:19:54 PM
Holy crap, there's only one and a half pictures of Emily Blunt in here.  Good Christ.
 
2014-05-16 05:45:20 PM
Tom Cruise is nutty, but he's not even close to the same league, hell, the same sport, as Mel Gibson's asshole quotient. Alec Baldwin is a very old fashioned kind of asshole, it's not as interesting. It's more of a historical piece, like old black and white cartoons.
 
2014-05-16 06:06:06 PM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Holy crap, there's only one and a half pictures of Emily Blunt in here.  Good Christ.


All the hetero's are too interested in discussing toms affinity for men?
 
2014-05-16 08:30:59 PM
George Clooney is gayer than Tom Cruise, but not as secretly bald as Ben Affleck.  Yeah, i said it.
 
2014-05-17 12:01:35 AM

Trocadero: I kind of liked Oblivion.


I didn't hate it. (I still hate him though)
 
2014-05-17 09:24:16 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To (fill in the blank)


Kneel down to give blowjobs?

/do I win a prize?
 
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