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(Times Press Recorder)   Bear wanders past baseball game which evidently failed to hold his attention. Park officials hope to trap him by staging soccer game that will bore him to sleep   (timespressrecorder.com) divider line 31
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2014-05-16 11:13:18 AM
www.timespressrecorder.com
Nipomo Little League baseball players run in for a timeout after a bear is spotted Wednesday at Nipomo Community Park.

Because running from a bear is always the best advice. Not like they have a chase instinct or anything.
 
2014-05-16 11:19:23 AM
Go home Brian Urlacher, you're drunk and they aren't going to beat the Cardinals.
 
2014-05-16 11:26:07 AM

Walker: [www.timespressrecorder.com image 250x333]
Nipomo Little League baseball players run in for a timeout after a bear is spotted Wednesday at Nipomo Community Park.

Because running from a bear is always the best advice. Not like they have a chase instinct or anything.


You're suppose to play dead, like the Cubs.
 
2014-05-16 11:31:15 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Walker: [www.timespressrecorder.com image 250x333]
Nipomo Little League baseball players run in for a timeout after a bear is spotted Wednesday at Nipomo Community Park.

Because running from a bear is always the best advice. Not like they have a chase instinct or anything.

You're suppose to play dead, like the Cubs.


EXACTLY!
Or fire a gun in the air to scare it off. It's California, there must be some gang banger around with a gun.
 
2014-05-16 02:33:31 PM
Bad news.  Bears.
 
2014-05-16 02:33:51 PM
It was looking for the picnic baskets.
 
2014-05-16 02:39:10 PM
Blame it on Buttermaker.
 
2014-05-16 02:41:29 PM
It's awfully close to the children, better kill it just to be safe.
 
2014-05-16 02:44:46 PM
Nonsense. Bears love football.


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2014-05-16 02:44:50 PM
I thought we are supposed to call soccer gay, to be able to avoid the question why we are not good at it.

So, did I miss the memo on why it is now boring?

/If you have not gotten the hint, I think it is a pretty cool game
 
2014-05-16 02:47:59 PM
Maybe he's in town for a golf tourney
 
2014-05-16 02:48:08 PM
Soccer is much more exciting than baseball, and with that said, soccer can be quite boring.

Baseball is very useful though, in that during the summer when I want to take a mid-day nap, I just have to turn on a game and it's mission-accomplished.
 
2014-05-16 02:50:00 PM
Bears know that catchers can't run fast.
 
2014-05-16 03:08:46 PM
Witnesses described the bear as "chocolate sage" in color, but Tognazzini said California black bears can range from black to blond.

So,  brownish green?
 
2014-05-16 03:12:38 PM

AugieDoggyDaddy: Witnesses described the bear as "chocolate sage" in color, but Tognazzini said California black bears can range from black to blond.

So,  brownish green?


You probably missed the class on the Revlon taxonomy.
 
2014-05-16 03:16:19 PM

AugieDoggyDaddy: Witnesses described the bear as "chocolate sage" in color, but Tognazzini said California black bears can range from black to blond.

So,  brownish green?


I thought that too, not necessarily brownish green; more like "helluva job naming those bears."
 
2014-05-16 03:16:40 PM
If a baseball game didn't bore it, then it can't be done.
 
2014-05-16 03:19:11 PM

Plant Rights Activist: Bad news.  Bears.


That should have been the headline
 
2014-05-16 03:23:49 PM

uncleacid: Bears know that catchers can't run fast.


Crunchier, too!

\At least the bear wasn't lurking on a park bench.
 
2014-05-16 03:26:08 PM

Duane Dibbley: Nonsense. Bears love football.


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Too old.
 
2014-05-16 03:32:25 PM

BluVeinThrobber: Maybe he's in town for a golf tourney


Does Nicklaus still play?
 
2014-05-16 03:42:20 PM
Considering how dull baseball is by its very nature, none of this is surprising.
 
2014-05-16 03:45:11 PM
You know what I think when someone says "baseball is boring"? I think they have a tiny mind.
 
2014-05-16 05:48:35 PM

ds615: If a baseball game didn't bore it, then it can't be done.


This^^^^^^^
 
2014-05-16 06:01:16 PM

lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: Maybe he's in town for a golf tourney

Does Nicklaus still play?


Not that I'm aware of
 
2014-05-16 06:08:53 PM

I_Am_Weasel: You're suppose to play dead, like the Cubs.


THAT was a work of art. Not enough people saw it, and I regret that I have only one Funny vote to give it.
 
2014-05-16 06:14:18 PM

BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: Maybe he's in town for a golf tourney

Does Nicklaus still play?

Not that I'm aware of


Ha! I thought you were making a reference to his nickname - The Golden Bear.
 
2014-05-16 06:42:03 PM
My kid's soccer games were more exciting than any professional game I've ever seen. Mostly because the kids' games did not have any of this:

www.choosy-beggars.com
 
2014-05-17 01:04:39 AM

mayIFark: I thought we are supposed to call soccer gay, to be able to avoid the question why we are not good at it.

So, did I miss the memo on why it is now boring?

/If you have not gotten the hint, I think it is a pretty cool game


USA is ranked #13th in the world right now, which puts us ahead of 250 countries where the *ONLY* sport they play is soccer, and the fans live and die it.  Not bad considering it's at best #5 of our team sports, not including college sports.

On top of it, that rank comes with the soccer ranking system which is based on world cup/fifa crap which rates team based on (in order):
1) geocentricism
2) politics
3) religion
4) bribing fifa
5) bribing refs
6) flopping ability
7) athleticism and teamwork

not bad considering sports and athletic ability is USA's forte, not rolling around on the ground crying...
 
2014-05-17 03:27:38 PM

lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: Maybe he's in town for a golf tourney

Does Nicklaus still play?

Not that I'm aware of

Ha! I thought you were making a reference to his nickname - The Golden Bear.


lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: lindalouwho: BluVeinThrobber: Maybe he's in town for a golf tourney

Does Nicklaus still play?

Not that I'm aware of

Ha! I thought you were making a reference to his nickname - The Golden Bear.


No my reference was about boring. however Nicklaus is a native of Columbus witch  is about 50 miles away
 
2014-05-17 04:23:48 PM

ds615: If a baseball game didn't bore it, then it can't be done.


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