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(14 News Evansville)   Woman has her wheelchair stolen, then brought back but with missing screws, a unattached seat and a battery that was tampered with. Gets a surprise when she is given a brand new wheelchair for free. Why is it so dusty in here?   (14news.com) divider line 32
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2014-05-16 10:09:20 AM  
Because she was barreling down a steep gravel road before she figured out that the screws were missing?

(Just guessing.)
 
2014-05-16 10:51:38 AM  

brap: Because she was barreling down a steep gravel road before she figured out that the screws were missing?

(Just guessing.)



She just can't catch a break. Well, one that doesn't involve bones, I mean.
 
2014-05-16 12:22:01 PM  

brap: Because she was barreling down a steep gravel road before she figured out that the screws were missing?

(Just guessing.)


img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-16 01:13:08 PM  
You'd have to be a real lowlife piece of shiat to steal a wheelchair.

And a stupid one at that.  How the hell are you going to fence a stolen wheelchair?
 
2014-05-16 04:07:27 PM  
Last time I try to pimp that ungrateful biatches ride.
 
2014-05-16 04:08:58 PM  

jake_lex: You'd have to be a real lowlife piece of shiat to steal a wheelchair.

And a stupid one at that.  How the hell are you going to fence a stolen wheelchair?


And you just have to be a sadistic prick to return it with missing parts, and a tampered with battery.
 
2014-05-16 04:10:02 PM  
FTA:  "I cried when I seenyou coming"

Oh my God, someone actually helped out that piece of southern-fried white trash like that? I bet she's on Social Security welfare so she can go to Golden Corral and suck down plate after plate with  our tax dollars!I'll bet she doesn't even need that wheelchair and would be just fine on crutches... I mean, she has one whole leg that isn't a nasty-ass stump, which she should be  ashamed to display in public like that! Gross...


Wake me when someone does something nice for someone people actually care about and not a worthless waste of carbon like this.
 
2014-05-16 04:10:53 PM  
The "dusty" headline meme is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2014-05-16 04:11:59 PM  

Rigby-Reardon: Last time I try to pimp that ungrateful biatches ride.



Gramps approves

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2014-05-16 04:13:24 PM  

0z79: FTA:  "I cried when I seenyou coming"

Oh my God, someone actually helped out that piece of southern-fried white trash like that? I bet she's on Social Security welfare so she can go to Golden Corral and suck down plate after plate with  our tax dollars!I'll bet she doesn't even need that wheelchair and would be just fine on crutches... I mean, she has one whole leg that isn't a nasty-ass stump, which she should be  ashamed to display in public like that! Gross...


Wake me when someone does something nice for someone people actually care about and not a worthless waste of carbon like this.


Please tell me you RTFA and you're trolling, please.
 
2014-05-16 04:14:24 PM  
For the love of Fark can we please retire "dusty in here" headline already.

/Yeah I know, welcome to Fark.
//Even if the "dusty" meme gets retired, some clever jackass will use it as an excuse to post the  even more tired "RIP" meme
///Slashies of life and all that (Slashies = also played out, I see what I did there)
 
2014-05-16 04:15:44 PM  
Ileane?
 
2014-05-16 04:16:59 PM  
Sharp knee, would not hit.
 
2014-05-16 04:21:09 PM  

What_do_you_want_now: 0z79: FTA:  "I cried when I seenyou coming"

Oh my God, someone actually helped out that piece of southern-fried white trash like that? I bet she's on Social Security welfare so she can go to Golden Corral and suck down plate after plate with  our tax dollars!I'll bet she doesn't even need that wheelchair and would be just fine on crutches... I mean, she has one whole leg that isn't a nasty-ass stump, which she should be  ashamed to display in public like that! Gross...


Wake me when someone does something nice for someone people actually care about and not a worthless waste of carbon like this.

Please tell me you RTFA and you're trolling, please.


You got me; I was trying to to troll, obviously not with a lot of skill.... I guess I'm just used to being Ms. Nice Gal all the time.

I did cringe a little as I wrote that, since I was wheelchair bound in my mid-to-late teenage years... but I had a laugh.
 
2014-05-16 04:23:11 PM  
I'll bet it was those skater punk kids, Vince and Justin, that hang out by the Championship Vinyl.
 
2014-05-16 04:24:58 PM  

0z79: What_do_you_want_now: 0z79: FTA:  "I cried when I seenyou coming"

Oh my God, someone actually helped out that piece of southern-fried white trash like that? I bet she's on Social Security welfare so she can go to Golden Corral and suck down plate after plate with  our tax dollars!I'll bet she doesn't even need that wheelchair and would be just fine on crutches... I mean, she has one whole leg that isn't a nasty-ass stump, which she should be  ashamed to display in public like that! Gross...


Wake me when someone does something nice for someone people actually care about and not a worthless waste of carbon like this.

Please tell me you RTFA and you're trolling, please.

You got me; I was trying to to troll, obviously not with a lot of skill.... I guess I'm just used to being Ms. Nice Gal all the time.

I did cringe a little as I wrote that, since I was wheelchair bound in my mid-to-late teenage years... but I had a laugh.


I was about to give you immortal hell for a minute.

/been out of my chair for a few months now.
//being able to sort of walk again is nice
 
2014-05-16 04:35:32 PM  
Stolen wheelchair?

i.imgur.com

Feels her pain.
 
2014-05-16 04:36:40 PM  

bmckenna: Stolen wheelchair?



Feels her pain.


But not below the waist.

/feels bad about that one.
 
2014-05-16 04:38:41 PM  
Nice to see that my hometown hasn't degraded *completely* into RightWingistan.

What the hell has happened to you, Indiana?
 
2014-05-16 04:40:23 PM  

Rigby-Reardon: bmckenna: Stolen wheelchair?

Feels her pain.

But not below the waist.

/feels bad about that one.


I dunno. He was banging that sex addict for a while there...guessing he can feel below the waist just fine.

At least he eventually got his wheelchair back from the Mexican drug lord.
 
2014-05-16 04:52:58 PM  

Dwangerous: For the love of Fark can we please retire "dusty in here" headline already.


/Yeah I know, welcome to Fark.
//Even if the "dusty" meme gets retired, some clever jackass will use it as an excuse to post the  even more tired "RIP" meme
///Slashies of life and all that (Slashies = also played out, I see what I did there)


img.fark.net

RIP DUSTY SPRINGFIELD
 
2014-05-16 04:53:50 PM  

blatz514: brap: Because she was barreling down a steep gravel road before she figured out that the screws were missing?

(Just guessing.)

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]


Okay.  That's all I wanted to see.
 
2014-05-16 05:10:28 PM  
Why did she have it stolen?
 
2014-05-16 05:28:22 PM  
They tampered with the batteries. Did they try to jump start another wheelchair?
 
2014-05-16 05:32:55 PM  

uncleacid: They tampered with the batteries. Did they try to jump start another wheelchair?


If they get caught, will they be charged?
 
gja
2014-05-16 06:01:52 PM  

imfallen_angel: uncleacid: They tampered with the batteries. Did they try to jump start another wheelchair?

If they get caught, will they be charged?


Yeah, for assault on a battery. What a positive end to such a negative story.
 
2014-05-16 06:10:35 PM  

jake_lex: You'd have to be a real lowlife piece of shiat to steal a wheelchair.

And a stupid one at that.  How the hell are you going to fence a stolen wheelchair?


I live in this shiat-hole(Evansville). With all of the meth in this city, this is not surprising at all. I'm guessing that a meth dealer will trade for just about anything. I hate this city sooooo much!
 
2014-05-16 06:32:54 PM  

CheapEngineer: Nice to see that my hometown hasn't degraded *completely* into RightWingistan.

What the hell has happened to you, Indiana?


Meth
 
2014-05-16 08:23:25 PM  

MustardTiger: CheapEngineer: Nice to see that my hometown hasn't degraded *completely* into RightWingistan.

What the hell has happened to you, Indiana?

Meth


As well as Spokane, WA... 15 years ago it was still a really cool town. It's still got its charm now, but meth - especially the stuff they make locally - has not been kind to that fair city.


If junkies in Seattle warn one another to stay the fark away from Spokane-made drugs, you know it's bad...
 
2014-05-16 08:59:06 PM  
THAT made you cry? Jesus you're a soft tub of jello
 
2014-05-17 02:19:42 AM  
Is the surprise a UFIA when she sits on it?

/DRTFA
 
2014-05-17 04:20:28 PM  
Seriously, about every second green complains about dust. Vacuum now and then you lazy farks.
 
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