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(Popoholic)   Cans drop jaws at Cannes   (popoholic.com) divider line 28
    More: Amusing, Cannes Film Festival, Blake Lively, Cannes, hoochie, Film Festivals  
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2014-05-16 10:35:41 AM
I'd Palme D'or Palme C, as long as I have some sweet funbags in my hands.

Actually, they would have been Golden Globes but it was cloudy that week.

Goodnight, you've been great, try the feel.
 
2014-05-16 02:28:27 PM
SHE HAD THE JUGS

Yes, she was witty; she was intelligent. She was born of high station. She spoke and walked proudly. She was the kind who displayed nobility, who showed style and class. But above all, she had the jugs.

Many people called her by her last name; some closer friends had a confidence with her and shared the intimacy of her first name. But to me, she was always "Lady jugs a-plenty."

It is true. She was clever and she was charming, but above all, she had the jugs

- Steve Martin
from the book Cruel Shoes
 
2014-05-16 05:23:34 PM
Ah, those lovely Lively girls. I was classmates with her half-sister Lori, a very beautiful girl, as is Robin, her other half-sister. Much later in life I was friends with her half-brother, Jason. Good genes in that family.
 
2014-05-16 06:46:54 PM
What a terrible outfit.  She should take it off right now.  Shame on her for putting on such a shameful outfit
 
2014-05-16 06:48:47 PM
She's purty.

glorious cleavage

Someone needs to tell Popoholic what "cleavage" means. I didn't see any in any of those pictures.
 
2014-05-16 07:07:07 PM

fusillade762: Someone needs to tell Popoholic what "cleavage" means. I didn't see any in any of those pictures.


On the contrary, that *is* cleavage. I think the term you are thinking of is "squoobs".
 
2014-05-16 07:10:57 PM
I'm not sure who Blake Lively is, but I want one.
 
2014-05-16 07:18:42 PM
It's a damn shame we'll never get to see her in the Star Sapphire outfit.
 
2014-05-16 07:27:33 PM
 
2014-05-16 07:32:39 PM

StopLurkListen: fusillade762: Someone needs to tell Popoholic what "cleavage" means. I didn't see any in any of those pictures.

On the contrary, that *is* cleavage. I think the term you are thinking of is "squoobs".


cdn-usa.gagbay.com
 
2014-05-16 09:01:32 PM
Can't click Popoholic at work.  Need to see a picture of said cans.

/Not asking...telling
//Make it so
 
2014-05-16 09:18:53 PM

fusillade762: She's purty.

glorious cleavage

Someone needs to tell Popoholic what "cleavage" means. I didn't see any in any of those pictures.


It's odd, isn't it? I remember seeing a lot of mentions about her "famous cleavage" and I was like "her 'people' must really think tits are her angle." I don't get it.
 
2014-05-16 09:42:46 PM

StopLurkListen: Weirder: http://www.sfgate.com/news/world/article/Man-dives-under-star-s-dress- on-Cannes-red-carpet-5483996.php


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 10:07:36 PM
Wasn't she going to be another Marilyn Monroe by now, if Amber Heard can't  And where's that family she & Ryan were supposed to start?

Jen Aniston needs someone to replace her, right?
 
2014-05-16 10:09:37 PM

fusillade762: StopLurkListen: fusillade762: Someone needs to tell Popoholic what "cleavage" means. I didn't see any in any of those pictures.

On the contrary, that *is* cleavage. I think the term you are thinking of is "squoobs".


That's not really an epic example of cleavage. There's only like an inch or two there. Google Milena Velba for epic cleavage.
 
2014-05-16 10:56:41 PM
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2014-05-17 01:25:45 AM

fusillade762: She's purty.

glorious cleavage

Someone needs to tell Popoholic what "cleavage" means. I didn't see any in any of those pictures.


Her plastic surgeon wouldn't like hearing that. Those puppies are fake. She was way smaller in Gossip Girl.
 
2014-05-17 01:59:56 AM
She was really good in The Town and Ben Affleck really went to town (heh) on her in some scenes.
 
2014-05-17 03:50:30 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fusillade762: StopLurkListen: fusillade762: Someone needs to tell Popoholic what "cleavage" means. I didn't see any in any of those pictures.

On the contrary, that *is* cleavage. I think the term you are thinking of is "squoobs".

That's not really an epic example of cleavage. There's only like an inch or two there. Google Milena Velba for epic comical cleavage.

 
2014-05-17 04:36:43 AM

Sweet Chin Music: It's a damn shame we'll never get to see her in the Star Sapphire outfit.


Stranger things have happened.  I really liked her with dark hair.

Can't click Popoholic at work, as usual.
 
2014-05-17 05:55:01 AM

nimawai: fusillade762: She's purty.

glorious cleavage

Someone needs to tell Popoholic what "cleavage" means. I didn't see any in any of those pictures.

Her plastic surgeon wouldn't like hearing that. Those puppies are fake. She was way smaller in Gossip Girl.


Yep. She had that newer "through the armpit" procedure. Can't hide the scars if she raises her arm in a sleeveless dress.

It's pretty obvious in her leaked phone nudes anyway.

/still, she has some of the best legs in Hollywood
//and a GREAT ass
 
2014-05-17 05:56:40 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fusillade762: StopLurkListen: fusillade762: Someone needs to tell Popoholic what "cleavage" means. I didn't see any in any of those pictures.

On the contrary, that *is* cleavage. I think the term you are thinking of is "squoobs".

That's not really an epic example of cleavage. There's only like an inch or two there. Google Milena Velba for epic cleavage.


Those things are terrifying.

/yes, there can be such thing as TOO BIG
 
2014-05-17 06:22:30 AM
It's weird - when I try to open Popaholic links on my phone from FARK, my phone stops me and says the site has more virus than a Thai ladyboy - so at this point, I know not to ever click them.

Yet somehow, here I am at home and I see the headline and I click the link - and some mysterious file started downloading on my computer.

Am I the only one who is having issues with Popaholic's page?
 
2014-05-17 08:00:44 AM
While it does look like a nice rack that dress isn't exactly huge on cleavage. But maybe I've just spent to much time looking at far bustier women wearing far less.
 
2014-05-17 09:28:10 AM
Now that I'm home from work..

Mmmmmm.
 
2014-05-17 09:28:47 AM
And the link was unfetchable.
 
2014-05-17 12:44:07 PM
Boobs? Let's talk about her gams, guys.

gaianacouture.files.wordpress.com

static.cinemagia.ro

cdn-amog.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-05-17 02:53:44 PM

hundreddollarman: Boobs? Let's talk about her gams, guys.

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Only one word for those legs.  Perfect.
 
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