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(Daily Mail)   Dude, she's 13,016   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-05-16 08:23:10 AM  
Old enough to carbon date is old enough for me, subby!
She does kinda have sharp knees though.
 
2014-05-16 11:29:39 AM  
Oh great, now there will be another Indiana Jones movie.
 
2014-05-16 11:51:08 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 11:52:13 AM  
Baby, are you an angel? Because you look like you fell from heaven and landed in a cenote, breaking your pelvis.
 
2014-05-16 11:55:25 AM  
That's what I love about these dead girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
 
2014-05-16 12:05:27 PM  
More evidence that the water in Mexico will kill you.
 
2014-05-16 12:09:15 PM  
Came for the necrophilia, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-05-16 01:05:04 PM  

MayoSlather: Came for the necrophilia, leaving satisfied.


Is that better or worse than a live doll?
 
2014-05-16 01:12:16 PM  

MayoSlather: Came for the necrophilia, leaving satisfied.


Hehe, "came".
 
2014-05-16 01:34:56 PM  
Jailbait...
 
2014-05-16 01:54:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 02:02:14 PM  
The analysis of Naia analysis revealed a haplotype common to modern Native Americans, subhaplogroup D1.

This genetic signature occurs only in the Americas, likely having developed in Beringia after populations there split from other Asians.


D1 has been found in late Jomon-period remains in Japan, and a daughter-clade, D1a, is still found amongst various Siberian peoples. Either paleo-Americans traveled a lot more than we know, or the "split" was followed by a gradual diaspora including back-migration into Asia after the proposed Beringian isolation, perhaps ended by pressures from Yupik peoples relatively recently.
Also, "the analysis of Naia analysis" is just clumsy.
 
2014-05-16 02:27:36 PM  
hmm.. all the good creeper jokes are taken...

*insert "Free Candy" van picture*
 
2014-05-16 03:42:54 PM  
I'd skullfark that.

Age is unpossible.  Just another test by God and Jeebus to test our faith.  6,000 years old is tops in the age department, I'm told and I'm a true believer not to be deterred by stupid facts.
 
2014-05-16 03:45:57 PM  
previously.us
 
2014-05-16 03:47:08 PM  
She told me she was 19!
 
2014-05-16 04:07:26 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: The analysis of Naia analysis revealed a haplotype common to modern Native Americans, subhaplogroup D1.

This genetic signature occurs only in the Americas, likely having developed in Beringia after populations there split from other Asians.

D1 has been found in late Jomon-period remains in Japan, and a daughter-clade, D1a, is still found amongst various Siberian peoples. Either paleo-Americans traveled a lot more than we know, or the "split" was followed by a gradual diaspora including back-migration into Asia after the proposed Beringian isolation, perhaps ended by pressures from Yupik peoples relatively recently.
Also, "the analysis of Naia analysis" is just clumsy.


It's a Fail Online article.  What did you want?  A competent editor and 'journalist'?
 
2014-05-16 05:29:17 PM  

sno man: Old enough to carbon date is old enough for me, subby!
She does kinda have sharp knees though.


just scrape off  the barnacles and you're good to go.
 
2014-05-16 06:16:07 PM  
While it is no doubt a nice find, there were already people in southern Chile 1,800 years before she lived and died in Mexico.  She was not the "first" of anything.
 
2014-05-16 07:11:40 PM  
Preposterous!  She can't be a day over 6,000!
 
2014-05-16 10:11:51 PM  

maxx2112: Preposterous!  She can't be a day over 9,000!


FTFY
 
2014-05-16 11:10:10 PM  
Well, if necrophilia has moved from "well worth the dig" to "gonna need scuba gear", that's getting to be an expensive hobby. You're better off dusting off the old abduction routine. Duct tape and baling wire versus tanks and regulator - you don't need to be Isaac Einstein to figure out which one gives you more bang for the buck.

Note to self: hose down the crawlspace.
 
2014-05-17 12:10:29 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-17 12:46:02 AM  
Jerry Lawler is now going to take up scuba diving
 
2014-05-17 04:07:32 AM  
Yea, only if she's 7'8"
 
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