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(Time)   Since you asked, here's the sensitivity of female erogenous zones ranked by science   (time.com ) divider line
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2014-05-15 11:45:37 PM  
fta Canadian scientists tested the sensitivities of several sexual areas on the female body,

Several? I hope one is the beer zone and another is the hoagie zone.
 
2014-05-16 12:17:53 AM  
Science!

/I always went for the neck first when trying to get a fire lit
//good to have supporting research
 
2014-05-16 07:21:08 AM  
Um, yeah. I can picture what this "researcher" probably looks like.
 
2014-05-16 07:43:12 AM  

abhorrent1: Um, yeah. I can picture what this "researcher" probably looks like.


I do hope that you aren't thinking about some sad little nerdling. Remember: they got 30 willing women to participate in the study.
 
2014-05-16 07:48:38 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 07:49:53 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 08:01:12 AM  
This is where stupid begins.  There is really only one, it's the brain.
 
2014-05-16 08:06:23 AM  

MartinD-35: This is where stupid begins.  There is really only one, it's the brain.


Yeah, but you need a bonesaw to get at it to kiss it and that tends to put people off...
 
2014-05-16 08:11:04 AM  
I'll be the first to go on the record saying I never thought I'd see the day were Time Magazine printed the words "side boob" in an article about a scientific study.  Newsweek, OTOH...
 
2014-05-16 08:24:26 AM  
Please be the uvula, please be the uvula...

*clicks link*

GOT DAMMIT!
 
2014-05-16 08:29:28 AM  

MartinD-35: This is where stupid begins.  There is really only one, it's the brain.


On you maybe.

thealcoholenthusiast.com
 
2014-05-16 08:36:28 AM  
I should point out that a key requirement of the scientific method is that experimental results should be reproducible, and I for one intended to try and replicate these results .... FOR SCIENCE!


Now where's my Hitachi?
 
2014-05-16 08:49:53 AM  
Kids this is why it is important to stay in school.  A high school drop out who touched 30 women to test their sexual response would have to wear an ankle Paraclete and register for life.  But with a PhD not only can you do this but you can get a government grant to do it.
 
2014-05-16 08:59:32 AM  
They had 30 healthy women between the ages of 18 and 35 get undressed and lie on a table covered in a bed sheet. They then used scientific instruments to apply the various forms of touch to the women's clitoris, labia minora, vaginal margin, anal margin, lateral breast (side boob), areola (the small ring of skin surrounding the nipple), nipple, neck and forearm.

Damn, I'm in the wrong f*cking job.
 
2014-05-16 09:00:07 AM  
What about the "knee-pit"?
 
2014-05-16 09:17:44 AM  

deanis: [img.fark.net image 225x225]


I'm so hot for you right now... you knew exactly where to touch me.
 
2014-05-16 09:19:57 AM  
Never thought I'd see the term "side boob" in Time. I was wrong.

I'm pretty sure a couple other areas they mentioned don't exist. Or at least I've never found them.
 
2014-05-16 09:22:29 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-16 09:47:04 AM  
"areola (the small ring of skin surrounding the nipple), "

Jeez, they actually have to define that, don't people know what the areola is?

Hmm as I type this the spellcheck is underlining 'areola' so it seems my computer doesn't know...
 
2014-05-16 09:51:16 AM  

Swiss Colony: Jeez, they actually have to define that, don't people know what the areola is?


People are morons.  Like consider the farkers are mostly morons, with barely any grasp on the world around them, and then remember that they're more intelligent than most website comments.
 
2014-05-16 09:52:19 AM  
What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
 
2014-05-16 09:58:23 AM  
stevetherobot:

Best scene ever.
 
2014-05-16 10:23:20 AM  
Butt hole didn't even make the list?!?!?!  But the ladies love it!
 
2014-05-16 10:41:13 AM  

Swiss Colony: "areola (the small ring of skin surrounding the nipple), "

Jeez, they actually have to define that, don't people know what the areola is?

Hmm as I type this the spellcheck is underlining 'areola' so it seems my computer doesn't know...


Your computer is terrible at satisfying a woman, but it does have a large hard drive.
 
2014-05-16 11:01:43 AM  
I find the most sensual part of a woman is the boobies
 
2014-05-16 11:09:59 AM  
I was interested in the anal margins, but they seem to have glossed over the results.

/The wife enjoys stimulation of that particular area
 
2014-05-16 11:22:12 AM  
Creep around the back door
Sneak a little, peek a little
Thumb on the bum
Middle finger on the Ringu
Rubberneck around
Watch me watch you
Gonna tap-tippy-tap
On the money button 'til you hum
 
2014-05-16 12:21:03 PM  
Now, for the men, let's start off with a brief anatomy lesson:
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 01:08:40 PM  

stevetherobot: [i.imgur.com image 245x184]


I see this has been covered.
 
2014-05-16 01:17:35 PM  
Stopped reading at "side boob". America is stuck in band-camp sexuality.
 
2014-05-16 01:20:28 PM  

Nuclear Monk: Now, for the men, let's start off with a brief anatomy lesson:
[img.fark.net image 827x1200]


Oh, that image is so saved.
 
2014-05-16 01:36:40 PM  

diaphoresis: deanis: [img.fark.net image 225x225]

I'm so hot for you right now... you knew exactly where to touch me.



If all other areas fail, go for the finger.
 
2014-05-16 02:04:45 PM  
Like I care.
 
2014-05-16 02:44:31 PM  

Cheron: Kids this is why it is important to stay in school.  A high school drop out who touched 30 women to test their sexual response would have to wear an ankle Paraclete and register for life.  But with a PhD not only can you do this but you can get a government grant to do it.


The only catch is that to get a scientific grant you apparently have to join the secret international scientist cabal and pretend you believe in global warming.

On the bright side, eventually you get be part of a shadowy ruling elite controlling black helicopters and FEMA camps, and chicks totally dig that.
 
2014-05-16 05:49:29 PM  

LucklessWonder: MartinD-35: This is where stupid begins.  There is really only one, it's the brain.

Yeah, but you need a bonesaw to get at it to kiss it and that tends to put people off...


www.quickmedical.com
Gigli-gigli.
 
2014-05-16 06:18:01 PM  
Between this, theoretical particles, and cosmic expansion threads, I can always rely on the Geek tab for information I have no practical use for.
 
2014-05-16 09:20:52 PM  
Word of advice: don't GIS "vaginal margin".  Beyond being NSFW, it will only end in tears.

/I didn't really want to see some picture with "flesh eating" in the title, right after dinner
//iron stomach
 
2014-05-16 09:22:29 PM  
TLDR, someone make me a map!
 
2014-05-17 08:02:18 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: Word of advice: don't GIS "vaginal margin".  Beyond being NSFW, it will only end in tears.

/I didn't really want to see some picture with "flesh eating" in the title, right after dinner
//iron stomach


I'm eating lunch, but "don't GIS" is a red rag to a bull. I have an iron stomach too. Luckily.
 
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