Boo_Guy: I REALLY hate articles that repeat things over and over, the fail is the worst for it;headline says: "woman was 'BURIED ALIVE in a shallow grave"1st bullet point under the headline: "mouth and eyes had been covered with duct tape"3rd bullet point: "she died of asphyxiation"1st sentence: "was buried alive in a shallow grave"3rd sentence: "mouth and eyes were covered with duct tape"4th sentence: "she died of asphyxiation"caption under article photo: "buried alive in a shallow grave"5th sentence: "they buried her alive"Written for an audience with the attention span of a gold fish."Oh look a castle!!""Oh look a castle!!""Oh look a castle!!"
Luven: California has the death penalty hopefully they will use it for a change.
Cold_Sassy: Kill Bill 2. What a horrible way to die. They should get the same.
lack of warmth: These guys are ruining it for everyone. We can't pay people in full ahead of time, because either they won't finish the job, or they'll kill you. Don't pay landscapers and contractors in full, up front, you may end up dead.Cold_Sassy: Kill Bill 2. What a horrible way to die. They should get the same.Are you suggesting her family member to go through a lot of landscapers before finally killing them with the Five Clip Pruning? You don't want to know about the Five Clip Pruning, it isn't nice and pretty like the Five Point Exploding Heart move.
Osato: Deathfrogg:It's The Mail. The primary qualifications for getting a job there as a author or copywriter (no, I will not use the term "reporter") is having passed 5th grade english and one's own dictionary and thesaurus, and actually knowing what they're for.Actually *using* the dictionary and thesaurus is completely optional, of course.
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