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(Dallas News)   This 34-year-old woman passed herself off as a 15 year-old sophomore to attend an East Texas high school. And it wasn't a high school for the blind   (dallasnews.com) divider line 83
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2014-05-16 12:13:29 AM
static.comicvine.com
 
2014-05-16 12:20:04 AM
Oh come on, what's the big deal? Plenty of women lie about their age.
 
2014-05-16 12:34:10 AM
That's 34?

She's got some city miles on her.
 
2014-05-16 12:35:57 AM
Yawn...call me when you do that on Dawson's Creek...
 
2014-05-16 12:36:03 AM
Sounds like a bad Drew Barrymore movie.
 
2014-05-16 12:37:28 AM
Man I know they all look the same to you in texas, but come on now they age!
 
2014-05-16 12:37:46 AM
Separated at birth?

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2014-05-16 12:40:34 AM
Oh for fark's sake. This whole thing is weapons grade stupid by everyone.
 
2014-05-16 12:42:54 AM
Back about ten years ago, there was a twenty-something  black dude who was posing as a high school junior at one of the high schools in Des Moines. 

The assistant principal there figured it out and had him removed.  Despite the fact his own parents had kicked him out, the guy and his parents went all Al Sharpton on this, claiming discrimination and such.  The school board caved and demoted the assistant principal, even though they did not let the kid back in school.


Seriously, the assistant principal got a raw deal on this.  My daughter had had some run ins with the guy when she was in high school but knew he was tough but fair.  "He doesn't discriminate against black kids, he discriminates against all kids if they fark up, " she said.
 
2014-05-16 12:43:36 AM

Barnacles!: Separated at birth?


Bringing sexy back?
 
2014-05-16 12:45:52 AM
Jesus Christ, lady. Just go get your GED.  No need to repeat the years of suck.
 
2014-05-16 12:46:14 AM
newnownext.mtvnimages.com

Unavailable for comment.

/and 1000 times more hittable than that monster in TFA
 
2014-05-16 12:46:46 AM
Not really all that surprising. There are often people who do something like this and try to go back to their high school days for whatever reason. Treva Throneberry did it a few times and even managed to graduate. Nobody figured it out until she tried to get a birth certificate. Oh yeah, and she looked like this:

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2014-05-16 12:47:31 AM
wtfux!
 
2014-05-16 12:50:59 AM
This is one of her FB pics img.fark.net
 
2014-05-16 12:52:38 AM
Most movies try to pass off 27 year olds as high school students, so why not a real life 34 year old.
 
2014-05-16 12:52:53 AM
How many 15 year olds?
 
2014-05-16 12:56:36 AM

tokyogirl79: There are often people who do something like this and try to go back to their high school days for whatever reason.


That guy from Dazed & Confused understands
 
2014-05-16 12:57:52 AM
ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com

Now Jerry's wondering where this school is once he gets out and if he can pass for 15.

/as I say "oh!" in my Andrew Dice Clay voice
 
2014-05-16 01:00:01 AM
So she'd never been kissed?
 
2014-05-16 01:16:57 AM
I wonder what she was going to wear to the prom?
 
2014-05-16 01:17:58 AM
After looking at her, half of the student body wished they were blind.
 
2014-05-16 01:28:04 AM
"The why? Nobody seems to know why," Newlin said.

I'm going to go with mental illness, you'd have to be mentally ill to voluntarily hang around with a bunch of teens.
 
2014-05-16 01:30:41 AM
cdn2.hellogiggles.com

/oblig
 
2014-05-16 01:32:29 AM
Maybe she was hoping to score some high school tail, but lacked the ability to get a teaching credential.
 
2014-05-16 01:33:50 AM
Wasn't this an svu episode?
 
2014-05-16 01:38:19 AM
So its ok to fap?
 
2014-05-16 01:46:46 AM
I have nightmares about being back in high school. Generally, they're about me having to go back to finish one more damn class...

They make me wake up in a cold sweat. Why would someone want to return to that atmosphere? Ye gods.
 
2014-05-16 01:50:53 AM
I'm 25 but I look way younger, like 17. I'd do this for odd fun, but I just can't. I can't do this.. because high schools these days are prisons. They trap you inside once the first bell rings, and no way to escape the next 7 hours.

/not to mention the school cop is a jerkwad
 
2014-05-16 01:52:45 AM

With Six You Get Spittle: I have nightmares about being back in high school. Generally, they're about me having to go back to finish one more damn class...

They make me wake up in a cold sweat. Why would someone want to return to that atmosphere? Ye gods.


I have the same dreams. back in the school uniform for year 5, hating myself for being there.
 
2014-05-16 02:01:40 AM
Biggie Smalls is back?
 
2014-05-16 02:03:08 AM

netgamer7k: I'm 25 but I look way younger, like 17. I'd do this for odd fun, but I just can't. I can't do this.. because high schools these days are prisons. They trap you inside once the first bell rings, and no way to escape the next 7 hours.

/not to mention the school cop is a jerkwad


Given your handle, I am finding your claim dubious at best. Unless you are studman69, then all is cool.
 
2014-05-16 02:17:31 AM
Sorry, it's the only relevant image I could find

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2014-05-16 02:20:15 AM

Rixel: netgamer7k: I'm 25 but I look way younger, like 17. I'd do this for odd fun, but I just can't. I can't do this.. because high schools these days are prisons. They trap you inside once the first bell rings, and no way to escape the next 7 hours.

/not to mention the school cop is a jerkwad

Given your handle, I am finding your claim dubious at best. Unless you are studman69, then all is cool.


I don't know. Most gamers are mentally stunted man-children. I don't have much trouble with the claim
 
2014-05-16 02:22:15 AM

With Six You Get Spittle: I have nightmares about being back in high school. Generally, they're about me having to go back to finish one more damn class...


Get out of my head!
 
2014-05-16 02:28:11 AM
Blech!
 
2014-05-16 02:31:16 AM

o'really: Wasn't this an svu episode?


Yes, but she actually did look like a teen. I'm depressed that I know exactly what episode you are talking about.
 
2014-05-16 02:32:26 AM

Rixel: Unless you are studman69


If he says that, he's lying.  I'm studman69.
 
2014-05-16 02:33:55 AM
This might fit in with "man, if I knew in high school what I know now, I'd do it all differently." A lot of people would love to hit a reset button. But deep down most people know it doesn't work that way; even if you could go back it wouldn't turn out like you think. Then there are these folks.

Or possibly it was the last time she felt she had her shiat somewhat together. Or she became institutionalized; the school day provided structure that she can't find as an adult.
 
2014-05-16 02:35:35 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Hey, whattup guyz?! Any1 kool wanna play with me?! xxx
 
2014-05-16 02:35:49 AM

o'really: With Six You Get Spittle: I have nightmares about being back in high school. Generally, they're about me having to go back to finish one more damn class...

They make me wake up in a cold sweat. Why would someone want to return to that atmosphere? Ye gods.

I have the same dreams. back in the school uniform for year 5, hating myself for being there.


o'really and gerbilpox, I'm glad I'm not the only one
 
2014-05-16 02:37:54 AM
After seeing the picture I only heard a voice explaining to Navin the difference between shiat and Shinola
 
2014-05-16 02:44:56 AM
Ducky approves.
 
2014-05-16 02:59:27 AM

With Six You Get Spittle: I have nightmares about being back in high school. Generally, they're about me having to go back to finish one more damn class...

They make me wake up in a cold sweat. Why would someone want to return to that atmosphere? Ye gods.


Heh.  I have a similar dream except I'm back in school then slowly realize that I had already got out and have no idea why I'm back.  Then it usually gets weird.  Not have a seat over here weird, just normal weird.
 
2014-05-16 03:22:47 AM

With Six You Get Spittle: o'really: With Six You Get Spittle: I have nightmares about being back in high school. Generally, they're about me having to go back to finish one more damn class...

They make me wake up in a cold sweat. Why would someone want to return to that atmosphere? Ye gods.

I have the same dreams. back in the school uniform for year 5, hating myself for being there.

o'really and gerbilpox, I'm glad I'm not the only one


I've had those nightmares too. School = nightmare fuel.
 
2014-05-16 03:27:19 AM

With Six You Get Spittle: I have nightmares about being back in high school. Generally, they're about me having to go back to finish one more damn class...

They make me wake up in a cold sweat. Why would someone want to return to that atmosphere? Ye gods.


Amazing how common those dreams are.

Let's not forget these awesome variations:

1) Can't find your locker.
2) Can't remember your combination if you do find your locker.
3) Too many books to carry.
4) English/History test questions are all gibberish, or you have only answered 10% of the questions before you run out of time.
5) Forgot to go to class all semester, or realized that you signed up for a class and never attended. Or, like you said, have just a few more classes to finish.
6) Dream you are in college an checking into your dorm. Your roommate's stuff is all there, but you've never seen him/her.
7) Dreaming that you are in graduate school, but for some reason you still live in the dorms.
8) Realizing that you have graduated immediately before waking up.

They. Never. End.

I haven't been in HS for over 20 years, and I still have those dreams.
 
2014-05-16 03:43:14 AM

With Six You Get Spittle: o'really: With Six You Get Spittle: I have nightmares about being back in high school. Generally, they're about me having to go back to finish one more damn class...

They make me wake up in a cold sweat. Why would someone want to return to that atmosphere? Ye gods.

I have the same dreams. back in the school uniform for year 5, hating myself for being there.

o'really and gerbilpox, I'm glad I'm not the only one


Ditto. And I'm old as shiat.
 
2014-05-16 03:59:47 AM
Fat people have the Fountain of Senescence, from about age 10 to 40 they look the same, which is 40.
Also black hides acne, wrinkles, or other features so it adds more ambiguity.
 
2014-05-16 04:26:54 AM

brimed03: This might fit in with "man, if I knew in high school what I know now, I'd do it all differently." A lot of people would love to hit a reset button. But deep down most people know it doesn't work that way; even if you could go back it wouldn't turn out like you think. Then there are these folks.

Or possibly it was the last time she felt she had her shiat somewhat together. Or she became institutionalized; the school day provided structure that she can't find as an adult.


First you hate taco Tuesday, then you get used to it. Sooner or later... you come to depend on it.
 
2014-05-16 04:37:01 AM
*clicks article*

GAH!!!

*quickly exits article*
 
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