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(Vanity Fair)   Chipotle to put original short stories and essays by literary luminaries such as George Saunder, Toni Morrison, and Jonathan Safron Foer on their drink cups, chip bags, and sandwich wrappers so people can have something to read while eating   (vanityfair.com) divider line 12
    More: Cool, Jonathan Safran Foer, Toni Morrison, chipotles, Franklin Foer, VF Corp., Malcolm Gladwell  
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2014-05-15 06:43:51 PM
5 votes:
sandwich

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2014-05-15 06:26:12 PM
3 votes:
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2014-05-15 10:33:19 PM
2 votes:

DaShredda: Arkanaut: violentsalvation: sandwich

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A wrap is considered a sandwich, why not a burrito?

//not subby

When is a wrap considered a sandwich?


When they both have their legs around you.
2014-05-15 09:38:19 PM
2 votes:
Something to read while washing blood stains out of your underwear?

/Billy Mays here....
2014-05-16 03:19:58 PM
1 votes:

Wangiss: How is that not ideal?


THAT one was perfect. The other ones just made me want to punch someone.
2014-05-15 10:12:34 PM
1 votes:
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2014-05-15 10:01:18 PM
1 votes:
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2014-05-15 09:55:00 PM
1 votes:

Fo Shiz: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.


I came.

I ate.

I sharted?
2014-05-15 09:28:22 PM
1 votes:
Bazooka Joe, now there's a foodstuff that could weave a riveting short story.  Especially his friend Mort that had a sweater that made him look like an uncircumcised ding-dong.  Not THAT was literature.

Also, you won't get a cool toy like a spy camera or X-ray Glasses by sending 200 Toni Morrison short stories and 1.29 shipping and handling now will you?
2014-05-15 09:22:10 PM
1 votes:

JoieD'Zen: Lines from some of Toni Morrison's books might make it interesting.


It would be interesting to see what happens when I see some of Toni Morrison's writing on my burrito wrapper and I throw it as hard as I can into the face of the closest Chipotle employee.
2014-05-15 07:57:06 PM
1 votes:
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."
2014-05-15 07:55:42 PM
1 votes:
More like something to read when the Chipotle effect kicks in.
 
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