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(Vanity Fair)   Chipotle to put original short stories and essays by literary luminaries such as George Saunder, Toni Morrison, and Jonathan Safron Foer on their drink cups, chip bags, and sandwich wrappers so people can have something to read while eating   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Jonathan Safran Foer, Toni Morrison, chipotles, Franklin Foer, VF Corp., Malcolm Gladwell  
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2014-05-15 07:57:06 PM  
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I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."
2014-05-16 03:19:58 PM  
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Wangiss: How is that not ideal?

THAT one was perfect. The other ones just made me want to punch someone.
2014-05-15 10:33:19 PM  
1 vote:

DaShredda: Arkanaut: violentsalvation: sandwich

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A wrap is considered a sandwich, why not a burrito?

//not subby

When is a wrap considered a sandwich?

When they both have their legs around you.
2014-05-15 10:12:34 PM  
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2014-05-15 09:48:50 PM  
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NuttierThanEver: Is this where food snobs bash Chipotle for being low grade overrated dogfood?

I won't be a food snob about it, but I do think it's a little bit overrated. I like Qdoba better; damn shame they shut down all their restaurants in Manhattan (because they couldn't compete with Chipotle).
2014-05-15 06:43:51 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-05-15 06:26:12 PM  
1 vote:
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