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(Vanity Fair)   Chipotle to put original short stories and essays by literary luminaries such as George Saunder, Toni Morrison, and Jonathan Safron Foer on their drink cups, chip bags, and sandwich wrappers so people can have something to read while eating   (vanityfair.com) divider line 86
    More: Cool, Jonathan Safran Foer, Toni Morrison, chipotles, Franklin Foer, VF Corp., Malcolm Gladwell  
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2014-05-15 06:26:12 PM  
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2014-05-15 06:43:51 PM  
sandwich

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-05-15 07:55:42 PM  
More like something to read when the Chipotle effect kicks in.
 
2014-05-15 07:57:06 PM  
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."
 
2014-05-15 08:03:33 PM  
Lines from some of Toni Morrison's books might make it interesting.
 
2014-05-15 08:53:05 PM  
Is this where food snobs bash Chipotle for being low grade overrated dogfood?
 
2014-05-15 09:20:18 PM  
Sandwiches?
 
2014-05-15 09:21:57 PM  

BunkyBrewman: More like something to read when the Chipotle effect kicks in.


NuttierThanEver: Is this where food snobs bash Chipotle for being low grade overrated dogfood?


These farking taco places should do their customers a favor and wrap and package this slop in toilet paper.
 
2014-05-15 09:22:10 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Lines from some of Toni Morrison's books might make it interesting.


It would be interesting to see what happens when I see some of Toni Morrison's writing on my burrito wrapper and I throw it as hard as I can into the face of the closest Chipotle employee.
 
2014-05-15 09:25:44 PM  
George R. R. Martin's story due out 2018.

/when Sansa's legal...
 
2014-05-15 09:26:27 PM  
Pretentiousness is a dish best served rewarmed.
 
2014-05-15 09:26:49 PM  
Sandwiches?

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 09:27:05 PM  
Here I sit, broken-hearted...
 
2014-05-15 09:27:07 PM  
I don't want Foer's precious nonsense on my burrito.  But bonus points if they print his self-righteous, congratulatory screed against carnivores on the meat entree wrappers.
 
2014-05-15 09:28:22 PM  
Bazooka Joe, now there's a foodstuff that could weave a riveting short story.  Especially his friend Mort that had a sweater that made him look like an uncircumcised ding-dong.  Not THAT was literature.

Also, you won't get a cool toy like a spy camera or X-ray Glasses by sending 200 Toni Morrison short stories and 1.29 shipping and handling now will you?
 
2014-05-15 09:30:28 PM  
Bazooka Joe is now IED Rashid
 
2014-05-15 09:32:18 PM  
I'll be concentrating on keeping my anus from leaking, thankyouverymuch.
 
2014-05-15 09:33:06 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Is this where food snobs bash Chipotle for being low grade overrated dogfood?


I've only eaten there once and their chicken was like shoe leather. I haven't really been tempted to try it again.

Taco Del Mar >>> Chipotle
 
2014-05-15 09:38:19 PM  
Something to read while washing blood stains out of your underwear?

/Billy Mays here....
 
2014-05-15 09:46:38 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Is this where food snobs bash Chipotle for being low grade overrated dogfood?


That's not limited to food snobs. Only to people who eat.
 
2014-05-15 09:48:50 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Is this where food snobs bash Chipotle for being low grade overrated dogfood?


I won't be a food snob about it, but I do think it's a little bit overrated. I like Qdoba better; damn shame they shut down all their restaurants in Manhattan (because they couldn't compete with Chipotle).
 
2014-05-15 09:50:38 PM  
I like Freebirds a little more, but Chipotle isn't bad, and you get a damn good amount of food.  If it upsets your tummy, well you've got a pretty weak constitution.
 
2014-05-15 09:52:16 PM  
Anybody that doesn't like Chipotle had better have tried the Barbacoa or the Carnitas. Their steak and chicken are mediocre, but the braised, pulled beef or pork are incredible.
 
2014-05-15 09:52:48 PM  
As someone with a dearth of Mexican joints around me, and being a huge fan of Chipotle's soft tacos because I can't handle the super hot foods anymore due to my Sjogrën's (and their carnitas is mild), I'd just be happy if they'd open a store around here.
 
2014-05-15 09:52:54 PM  
There is only one taste at Chipotle.
 
2014-05-15 09:55:00 PM  

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I came.

I ate.

I sharted?
 
2014-05-15 09:55:36 PM  
never trust a farted.
 
2014-05-15 09:56:32 PM  

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You pasted that on the wrong screen, your other monitor contains your FRS mockup.
 
2014-05-15 10:01:18 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-15 10:01:58 PM  
I'd love to read all these stories and eat more Chipotle, but I had to stop eating there.  Can't afford it any more, having to buy new underwear to replace all the blood stained ones is just too much money for me to float now.
 
2014-05-15 10:02:47 PM  

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I came.

I ate.

I sharted?


Veni, vidi, voodoo.
 
2014-05-15 10:04:21 PM  
You need some compelling literature to consume as the shiatpotle gives you a moving experience.
 
2014-05-15 10:05:12 PM  
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-15 10:09:25 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-15 10:11:33 PM  
Why do so many farkers shiat themselves?
 
2014-05-15 10:12:10 PM  

violentsalvation: sandwich

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A wrap is considered a sandwich, why not a burrito?

//not subby
 
2014-05-15 10:12:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 10:14:59 PM  

Arkanaut: violentsalvation: sandwich

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

A wrap is considered a sandwich, why not a burrito?

//not subby


When is a wrap considered a sandwich?
 
2014-05-15 10:15:25 PM  
Chipotle's perfectly adequate, and better than most when you need to grab a meal in an unfamiliar place with limited options. As a big George Saunders fan, I think this is actually pretty cool, particularly if he gets a good payday out of it.
 
2014-05-15 10:17:06 PM  

DaShredda: Arkanaut: violentsalvation: sandwich

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

A wrap is considered a sandwich, why not a burrito?

//not subby

When is a wrap considered a sandwich?


Exactly. It's an alternative to a sandwich.
 
2014-05-15 10:22:22 PM  

Great_Milenko: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 384x270]


God damn you.  I took too long to type while alt tabbing.  :(
 
2014-05-15 10:25:32 PM  

DaShredda: Why do so many farkers shiat themselves?


The answer to that used to be "gorgor". These days, I'm not so sure.
 
2014-05-15 10:26:11 PM  

DaShredda: Arkanaut: violentsalvation: sandwich

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

A wrap is considered a sandwich, why not a burrito?

//not subby

When is a wrap considered a sandwich?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich_wrap

"A wrap is a type of sandwich made with a soft flatbread rolled around a filling."
 
2014-05-15 10:28:34 PM  

Arkanaut: DaShredda: Arkanaut: violentsalvation: sandwich

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

A wrap is considered a sandwich, why not a burrito?

//not subby

When is a wrap considered a sandwich?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich_wrap

"A wrap is a type of sandwich made with a soft flatbread rolled around a filling."


Wikipedia is wrong.
 
2014-05-15 10:32:51 PM  

Super Chronic: NuttierThanEver: Is this where food snobs bash Chipotle for being low grade overrated dogfood?

I won't be a food snob about it, but I do think it's a little bit overrated. I like Qdoba better; damn shame they shut down all their restaurants in Manhattan (because they couldn't compete with Chipotle).


Oaxaca FTW
 
2014-05-15 10:33:19 PM  

DaShredda: Arkanaut: violentsalvation: sandwich

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

A wrap is considered a sandwich, why not a burrito?

//not subby

When is a wrap considered a sandwich?


When they both have their legs around you.
 
2014-05-15 10:35:18 PM  

DaShredda: Arkanaut: DaShredda: Arkanaut: violentsalvation: sandwich

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

A wrap is considered a sandwich, why not a burrito?

//not subby

When is a wrap considered a sandwich?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich_wrap

"A wrap is a type of sandwich made with a soft flatbread rolled around a filling."

Wikipedia is wrong.


How about the man himself, Bobby Valentine?

http://nesn.com/2011/11/bobby-valentines-invention-of-sandwich-wrap- pr oves-he-is-an-innovative-mind-could-benefit-red-sox-vi/

When he created the first known wrap, he called it a "sandwich".
 
2014-05-15 10:38:28 PM  

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I came.

I ate.

I sharted?

Veni, vidi, voodoo.


Veni, vidi, valsalva?
 
2014-05-15 10:42:31 PM  
Great, that's all we need for these loathsome, insufferable pricks to now consider themselves well read and add that to their smug stack.  Did I say that out loud?  I didn't mean you.
 
2014-05-15 10:45:28 PM  

BunkyBrewman: More like something to read when the Chipotle effect kicks in.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

The one and only time I almost shiat my pants as an adult was after a chipotle lunch with extra hot sauce.
 
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