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(Israel National News)   Egypt would like you to know that Communism and Tom & Jerry were invented by the ancient Egyptians and that they also built all the pyramids 200 years before the dates of the oldest ones   (israelnationalnews.com) divider line 16
    More: Fail, Tom & Jerry, Egyptologists, communists, Egyptian, Egypt, engine rooms, Abdel Fattah  
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2014-05-16 12:23:34 AM
3 votes:

Lord Jubjub: How do you respond to a guy that gives out complete truths and complete lies in equal numbers?


Vote him in for President twice?

//Go Barry!
2014-05-15 11:19:11 PM
3 votes:
cdn2.brooklynmuseum.org
2014-05-15 08:27:00 PM
3 votes:
Ra, what an asshole
2014-05-15 11:36:46 PM
2 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Says two random guys from Egypt.
let me give it a try.
Well known American author and blogger Alex Jones, says that America is ruled by monarch butterflies.


static.comicvine.com
2014-05-15 11:24:44 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Seems legit.
2014-05-15 10:29:51 PM
2 votes:

sp2.fotolog.com

2014-05-15 09:43:29 PM
2 votes:
Man first walked like an Egyptian.
2014-05-16 01:41:42 AM
1 votes:
They also claim to have invented the question mark.

/obscure?
2014-05-15 11:52:44 PM
1 votes:
He overlooked the fact that the CIA has rigged the sun to to burn out in 100 million years.
2014-05-15 11:44:45 PM
1 votes:
Thanks Dr. Boner.
2014-05-15 11:42:24 PM
1 votes:
I have no idea if any of what's being reported here is true, but I think we are supposed to pointing out the contradiction between:

"The pyramids were built in 2800 BCE, whereas Abraham lived in 1700 BCE - he lived 1,000 years after the building of the pyramids. Even if we assume that they were around when the pyramids were built, there is a difference between shepherds, who know nothing about engineering, or about erecting such monumental structures, and who couldn't do much more than carry bricks, perhaps, and between the brilliant minds who could build such structures," claimed Al-Sissy.
"Anyone who knows this but still attacks [Egyptian] civilization must be working for global Zionism," he declared.


And this:

He then added, "I consider everything to have been planned here. Even the principles of Communism - it turns out that they were written by Ipuwer, the historian from the First Intermediate Period. He wrote that labor belongs to the laborers, that the land belongs to those who till it, and that the heavens do not rule the land, because there is no god. This is from the First Intermediate Period, after the Sixth Dynasty."

Because that's pretty funny.
2014-05-15 11:30:15 PM
1 votes:
Says two random guys from Egypt.
let me give it a try.
Well known American author and blogger Alex Jones, says that America is ruled by monarch butterflies.
2014-05-15 11:18:47 PM
1 votes:
Hey now, when I want facts, I ALWAYS trust a man who studies pee pee for a living! After all, Egyptians invented urine as well. Before that, everyone peed kidney stones everyday.
2014-05-15 11:18:34 PM
1 votes:

Shostie: [sp2.fotolog.com image 320x240]

i.imgur.com

2014-05-15 10:38:57 PM
1 votes:
I thought for sure that this was going to about Zahi Hawass. Are these two competing with each other to see who can be the biggest dickhead?
2014-05-15 10:23:50 PM
1 votes:
Okay, I'll give them Tom and Jerry, but if those bastids try to take credit for inventing Bugs and Daffy Duck that would be crossing the line.
 
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