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(Israel National News)   Egypt would like you to know that Communism and Tom & Jerry were invented by the ancient Egyptians and that they also built all the pyramids 200 years before the dates of the oldest ones   (israelnationalnews.com) divider line 100
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2014-05-15 08:12:04 PM
How do you respond to a guy that gives out complete truths and complete lies in equal numbers?
 
2014-05-15 08:27:00 PM
Ra, what an asshole
 
2014-05-15 08:52:44 PM
israelnationalnews.com??? And the site has settings for Israeli, American English, and Russian languages?
 
2014-05-15 09:33:03 PM
Unimpressed by your pyramids:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cahokia
 
2014-05-15 09:43:29 PM
Man first walked like an Egyptian.
 
2014-05-15 10:23:50 PM
Okay, I'll give them Tom and Jerry, but if those bastids try to take credit for inventing Bugs and Daffy Duck that would be crossing the line.
 
2014-05-15 10:29:51 PM

sp2.fotolog.com

 
2014-05-15 10:38:57 PM
I thought for sure that this was going to about Zahi Hawass. Are these two competing with each other to see who can be the biggest dickhead?
 
2014-05-15 11:15:58 PM
Urology and Egyptology?  Sounds like an odd combination.  Also, his name is Al-Sissy?  Is this for real?
 
2014-05-15 11:17:04 PM
Fine, but Obomber invented socializm.
 
2014-05-15 11:17:07 PM
Communism is something people can come up with independent of each other. Unless he can prove it, I doubt Karl Marx was studying Egyptiology.

Why didn't the article have anything on the Tom & Jerry thing? It just leaves us hanging.
 
2014-05-15 11:18:34 PM

Shostie: [sp2.fotolog.com image 320x240]

i.imgur.com

 
2014-05-15 11:18:47 PM
Hey now, when I want facts, I ALWAYS trust a man who studies pee pee for a living! After all, Egyptians invented urine as well. Before that, everyone peed kidney stones everyday.
 
2014-05-15 11:19:11 PM
cdn2.brooklynmuseum.org
 
2014-05-15 11:21:47 PM
Inventing communism isn't exactly something to be proud of.
 
2014-05-15 11:21:49 PM
" he claimed it was not the forefathers of the Jewish people who built the pyramids, but the Egyptians. "

Okay, so he got one thing right.

..... It  iscommon knowledge that the jews didn't build the pyramids, right?
 
2014-05-15 11:23:48 PM
Well, if we ever run out of sources of batshiat insanity, we know where to go to get a new supply.
 
2014-05-15 11:24:44 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Seems legit.
 
2014-05-15 11:26:34 PM
And radio and billiards and surfing and cheese.  Don't forget cheese.  Tasty cheese.
 
2014-05-15 11:29:56 PM

real_headhoncho: Well, if we ever run out of sources of batshiat insanity, we know where to go to get a new supply.


The Egyptians apparently invented that, too

/particularly if current events are taken into account
 
2014-05-15 11:30:15 PM
Says two random guys from Egypt.
let me give it a try.
Well known American author and blogger Alex Jones, says that America is ruled by monarch butterflies.
 
2014-05-15 11:36:46 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Says two random guys from Egypt.
let me give it a try.
Well known American author and blogger Alex Jones, says that America is ruled by monarch butterflies.


static.comicvine.com
 
2014-05-15 11:40:22 PM

nekom: Unimpressed by your pyramids:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cahokia



A hill covered and surrounded by a bunch of mud huts, built around 1000 years ago?

I can appreciate the accomplishments of our native peoples, but lets not pretend they weren't 3 or 4 thousand years behind the rest of the world.
 
2014-05-15 11:42:14 PM
Hey now, let's not be harsh on the Egyptians, here. After all, they were the ones that invented beer, so Farkers should be lining up to bow at the Pharaoh's feet.
 
2014-05-15 11:42:24 PM
I have no idea if any of what's being reported here is true, but I think we are supposed to pointing out the contradiction between:

"The pyramids were built in 2800 BCE, whereas Abraham lived in 1700 BCE - he lived 1,000 years after the building of the pyramids. Even if we assume that they were around when the pyramids were built, there is a difference between shepherds, who know nothing about engineering, or about erecting such monumental structures, and who couldn't do much more than carry bricks, perhaps, and between the brilliant minds who could build such structures," claimed Al-Sissy.
"Anyone who knows this but still attacks [Egyptian] civilization must be working for global Zionism," he declared.


And this:

He then added, "I consider everything to have been planned here. Even the principles of Communism - it turns out that they were written by Ipuwer, the historian from the First Intermediate Period. He wrote that labor belongs to the laborers, that the land belongs to those who till it, and that the heavens do not rule the land, because there is no god. This is from the First Intermediate Period, after the Sixth Dynasty."

Because that's pretty funny.
 
2014-05-15 11:43:27 PM

Starshines: Inventing communism isn't exactly something to be proud of.


If you think about it, it was the first form of what one would call society.
 
2014-05-15 11:44:45 PM
Thanks Dr. Boner.
 
2014-05-15 11:47:40 PM

Lord Jubjub: How do you respond to a guy that gives out complete truths and complete lies in equal numbers?


Well that great some people that lived over 2000 years ago in the general vicinity of where are now did some great stuff..... but what the fark have you done lately?

Its like the guy that did that one great thing at work like 20 years ago but pretty just lazed about all day talking about that thing 20 years ago.
 
2014-05-15 11:51:28 PM

Meethos: nekom: Unimpressed by your pyramids:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cahokia


A hill covered and surrounded by a bunch of mud huts, built around 1000 years ago?

I can appreciate the accomplishments of our native peoples, but lets not pretend they weren't 3 or 4 thousand years behind the rest of the world.


In all fairness, humans did arrive here later.
 
2014-05-15 11:52:44 PM
He overlooked the fact that the CIA has rigged the sun to to burn out in 100 million years.
 
2014-05-15 11:53:01 PM
Even the principles of Communism - it turns out that they were written by Ipuwer, the historian from the First Intermediate Period.

It was much better it in the original Klingon.
 
2014-05-15 11:53:39 PM
i587.photobucket.com
The Egyptians Simpsons did it first.
 
2014-05-15 11:55:01 PM

InterruptingQuirk: israelnationalnews.com??? And the site has settings for Israeli, American English, and Russian languages?


Arutz Sheva News Agency (Sheva is hebrew for "7" which is their channel number on TV) which has newspapers (fourth largest i the country), TV Station and Radio (they have three different language radio stations plus a music station). It was co-founded by an American ex-pat. He wanted a news agency that could accommodate both Israelis and expats from English speaking countries (There are also expats from other english speaking countries. There are whole neighborhoods like Telz-Stone where everyone speaks in English and the schools teach some subjects in English and some in Hebrew because the Parents want it. That one neighborhood is about 50% American, 50% British, Canadian, Australian and South African expats and their children who are also dual citizens. The original people who started that neighborhood were from Cleveland) He also later added Russian to accommodate the large number of immigrants from the former USSR.
So that is why they have those languages for choices. Plus English and Hebrew are two of the three official languages of Israel (Arabic being the third) which also helps. They did at one time have an Arabic language version but not too many Israeli-Arabs listened to it. If you want Israeli news from a religious-Zionist perspective, it is the only news agency out there for that view (though not everyone there is religious, but everyone there is very Zionistic and pro-settlement). Its the only good Israeli news agency from the right. read them and haaretz from the left  and you get a clear picture of both sides in Israel.
 
2014-05-15 11:55:41 PM

Meethos: nekom: Unimpressed by your pyramids:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cahokia


A hill covered and surrounded by a bunch of mud huts, built around 1000 years ago?

I can appreciate the accomplishments of our native peoples, but lets not pretend they weren't 3 or 4 thousand years behind the rest of the world.


Seeing as they haven't invented the wheel yet, or writing, then 3-4 thousand years is a bit generous.

Other "new world" cultures did have writing though, using pictograms similar to the Egyptians. But obviously independently discovered (I'm sure this Egyptian dude would disagree, but whatever).
 
2014-05-15 11:56:07 PM
That website is some of the worst propaganda drivel I've seen in quite some time.
 
2014-05-15 11:56:21 PM

nekom: Unimpressed by your pyramids:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cahokia


Some people who made a couple of piles of dirt are unimpressed by pyramids made of precision-carved stone pieces? Were these people on drugs?
 
2014-05-15 11:58:23 PM

SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH THIS

i.imgur.com

 
2014-05-15 11:59:09 PM

27B-6: " he claimed it was not the forefathers of the Jewish people who built the pyramids, but the Egyptians. "

Okay, so he got one thing right.

..... It  iscommon knowledge that the jews didn't build the pyramids, right?


You would think. Unfortunately, too many people still get their history from Hollywood movies and insist on believing that it was Jewish slaves, of all things, who built them.

Also:
Cars falling off a cliff explode in mid air.
Burning kerosene can overtake a plane taking off.
Car doors can stop bullets.
 
2014-05-16 12:03:30 AM
You say that as if you were talking to a Texan
 
2014-05-16 12:08:10 AM

capt.hollister: 27B-6: " he claimed it was not the forefathers of the Jewish people who built the pyramids, but the Egyptians. "

Okay, so he got one thing right.

..... It  iscommon knowledge that the jews didn't build the pyramids, right?

You would think. Unfortunately, too many people still get their history from Hollywood movies and insist on believing that it was Jewish slaves, of all things, who built them.

Also:
Cars falling off a cliff explode in mid air.
Burning kerosene can overtake a plane taking off.
Car doors can stop bullets.


Also I seem to recall Israel and Israeli media has this weird obsession with "proving" the old testament correct, at least with regards to everything between Abraham and Moses that just happens to support their, "this is our land, it was given by god." meme.

They even did completely made-up archaeological digs where they "found artifacts that totally prove the 40 years in the desert thing was real."
 
2014-05-16 12:09:52 AM
Meh. Yul Brynner did it better.

/too bad Yul isn't around for our time, he'd play a great Putin in the coming WWIII movies.
 
2014-05-16 12:15:09 AM
The guy seems overly pompous in flaunting his culture's acheivements. Maybe he's trying to renew national pride. Who really cares who came up with these things. But I don't think he's totally bat-shiat. Heres from wiki:

"Cats in everyday life in Ancient Egypt:
Wild cats naturally preyed upon the rats and other vermin that ate from the royal granaries. They earned their place in towns and cities by killing mice, venomous snakes, and other pests. They were worshiped by the Egyptians and given jewelry in hieroglyphics."

So watching cats chase mice was probably a cool pass time. Watching a cat hit his head on the wall because the mouse made it to the hole first would be classic. Maybe they drew it on papyrus.  The communism is easy enough to believe, and even if the Jews were the laborers, suppose Einstien had been one. You really think they would take slave laborer's advice on an engineering project? Credit for projects always goes to the designer, not the peons that toil. Granted, his dating theory makes him sound like a holocaust denier.
 
2014-05-16 12:19:56 AM
To avoid Godwinning the thread, I'll forgo the usual references to archaeology used as propaganda in territorial disputes and reference North Korean Unicorns because that's all I can remember off the top of my head and Nazi Germany's efforts were so very iconic.
 
2014-05-16 12:20:56 AM

gerbilpox: Even the principles of Communism - it turns out that they were written by Ipuwer, the historian from the First Intermediate Period.

It was much better it in the original Klingon.


Aye... Thought of that, and the way Chekhov said everything was Russian... Though Chekhov would usually smirk, cause he knew he was farking with em, the cheeky bastard!!!
 
2014-05-16 12:21:58 AM

itsaidwhat: Meh. Yul Brynner did it better.

/too bad Yul isn't around for our time, he'd play a great Putin in the coming WWIII movies.


Yul was pretty versatile
www.mondo-digital.com
 
2014-05-16 12:22:14 AM

ransack.: SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH THIS

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2014-05-16 12:22:45 AM
Is this sort of like how some of those Kemet Moorish guys think black Egyptians traveled in space 10,000 years ago?
 
2014-05-16 12:23:07 AM
What an al-Sissy.
 
2014-05-16 12:23:11 AM
img.fark.net

That pictures is not for the Egyptians
 
2014-05-16 12:23:34 AM

Lord Jubjub: How do you respond to a guy that gives out complete truths and complete lies in equal numbers?


Vote him in for President twice?

//Go Barry!
 
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