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(South Florida News-Press)   Actual headline: FL woman who has been in the news for living "off the grid" believed singing George Michael's "Faith" would help her dog   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Cape Coral, singing George, domesticated animals  
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2014-05-15 08:06:48 PM  
certainly living off something.....
2014-05-15 09:43:37 PM  
2014-05-15 09:56:18 PM  
Was she singing "ya gotta have faith, faith faith,"  or was she singing "Well I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body..."?

This is important.
2014-05-15 10:30:28 PM  
That's not the actual headline.
2014-05-15 10:32:51 PM  
Sounds like she needs some time off from that emotion...
2014-05-15 10:34:38 PM  

cretinbob: certainly living off something.....

..her rocker.
2014-05-15 10:38:17 PM  
I prefer the Limp Bizkit version.
2014-05-15 10:44:06 PM  
BAY bay ...
2014-05-15 11:01:49 PM  
You can't really live off the grid in a 150,000+ city.

Well you can as a homeless person or squatter, but yeah.

Cray cray.
2014-05-15 11:10:02 PM  
Faith healers aren't what they used to be.
2014-05-15 11:13:12 PM  
Speronis' decision to live independent of modern amenities brought her into the spotlight after her story went viral on conservative pundit Glenn Beck's website The Blaze.

Hahahahaha. Hahahaha. Whew.
2014-05-15 11:15:17 PM  
Better then singing the dog 'father figure'.
2014-05-15 11:19:06 PM  
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2014-05-15 11:29:56 PM  
Another bootstrappy Tea Bagger who doesn't need no gubbment help.
2014-05-15 11:42:52 PM  
So you're going along, using organic everything, living the Amish life, and keeping the faith, then Wham! You end up in the slammer.
2014-05-16 12:11:04 AM  
Country bumpkin believes in faith healing. Video at 11.
2014-05-16 12:17:16 AM  
I smell something fishy. If she's living off the grid, how exactly did her dog get the electricity to play the music to learn and sing that song. I don't think I believe this story.
2014-05-16 12:28:33 AM  
Why can't she do it
Why can't she set that doggie free
Always giving into it
Does she love the doggie
And keeps him drug free
2014-05-16 12:31:20 AM  
Sex your monkey free.
2014-05-16 02:02:16 AM  
Good thing she didn't want it's sex too.
2014-05-16 07:23:39 AM  

Begoggle: Another bootstrappy Tea Bagger who doesn't need no gubbment help.

And you're actually using that as an insult? Wow.
2014-05-16 07:58:22 AM  
Raw meat, raw organs, eggs with shells, garlic, olive oil, organic dog food, and "super food" were among the items used.

WTF is "super food"?  My dog is presently on a diet because I fed her too many table scraps and she gained too much weight.  I've been trying different brands of diet dog food to see what she likes best, and I noticed one of the ingredients in Purina's Light and Healthy dog food was "Animal Digest"  Now, WTF is that?  I intend to call their 800 line and ask for an explanation, but in the meantime, I just switched to Nutro diet food, and she really likes it and it doesn't have any unidentifiable ingredients.
2014-05-16 08:06:35 AM  
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2014-05-16 08:13:52 AM  
Could be worse, she could have chosen Careless Whisper instead.
2014-05-16 02:08:01 PM  
The poor mutt was having a violent allergic reaction to an element found in her home. Now I am not an expert or anything so I can't say for sure, but based on the info in this article I'd have to guess that the element in question is either "Derptonium" or "Retardium".
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