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(Beerpulse)   Shiat just got real: Stone Brewing evacuated   (beerpulse.com) divider line 143
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11772 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2014 at 6:36 PM (14 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-15 05:22:02 PM
FFFFUUUUUU
 
2014-05-15 05:25:36 PM
Noooooooo!
 
2014-05-15 05:25:41 PM
SAVE THE W00TSTOUT!
 
2014-05-15 05:25:57 PM
Save the mother yeast!
 
2014-05-15 05:27:46 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: SAVE THE W00TSTOUT!


SCREW YOU, I GOT MINE
 
2014-05-15 06:38:50 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: SAVE THE W00TSTOUT!


That stuff was harder to find than a Guinness bar towel.
 
2014-05-15 06:39:25 PM

make me some tea: MaudlinMutantMollusk: SAVE THE W00TSTOUT!

SCREW YOU, I GOT MINE


I WILL PUNCH YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET IF YOU DON'T SHARE!

Because, sadly, I don't think I can buy any in Texas.
 
2014-05-15 06:40:33 PM
Isn't the place made out of rock?

Rock can't burn.
 
2014-05-15 06:41:07 PM
Ninkasi? Little help, here?
 
2014-05-15 06:41:21 PM
I'm just assuming burning hops are like tear gas?
 
2014-05-15 06:41:48 PM
i feel like i should be more interested cause of the flashy "news" tag
yet there are so many interesting flashy 'news' tags today
must be an important day
 
2014-05-15 06:43:21 PM
Oh the huge manatee
 
2014-05-15 06:43:46 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Isn't the place made out of rock?

Rock can't burn.


But heat can cause the rock to fracture which can spill your beer.
 
2014-05-15 06:44:04 PM
Those arogant bastards
 
2014-05-15 06:44:11 PM
Well, I'll pick up a 6 pack or two of theirs and drink it in solidarity.
 
2014-05-15 06:44:17 PM
Fark that shiat. Pabst Blue and Ribbon!
 
2014-05-15 06:45:16 PM
Peoples homes. Meh.
Stone Brewing. Omg!

/I know, welcome to fark.
 
2014-05-15 06:46:39 PM
Damnit.

I live only 9 miles away from that one, 5 from the Bernardo one...

Gotta get my beer before it burns...
 
2014-05-15 06:46:59 PM
No extra-roasted malt jokes yet?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-05-15 06:47:10 PM

mainsail: Ninkasi? Little help, here?


Ninkasi-san.
 
2014-05-15 06:47:31 PM

HawgWild: I WILL PUNCH YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET IF YOU DON'T SHARE!

Because, sadly, I don't think I can buy any in Texas.


Specs had a few bottles in the Katy location.  I don't think it was widely distributed, though.

Hmmm.  Stone's website is down?

OMG, THE WEBSITE CAUGHT FIRES
 
2014-05-15 06:47:42 PM

symptomoftheuniverse: Peoples homes. Meh.
Stone Brewing. Omg!

/I know, welcome to fark.


Dude, it's not like you can drink people's homes!
 
2014-05-15 06:48:06 PM

amyldoanitrite: No extra-roasted malt jokes yet?

Fark, I am disappoint.


try their new San Marcos somked porter.
 
2014-05-15 06:48:33 PM

mainsail: Ninkasi? Little help, here?


Stone Brewing is where the lovechild of Drew Curtis, Wil Wheaton & Greg Stone was conceived. They named her w00tstout.

And recently Drew, Wil and Aisha Tyler collaborated to start brewing w00tstout 2.0 at Stone Brewing. This version will have chocolate added.


Ninkasi Brewing Company is based in Eugene, Oregon. I used to live not too far from it.
 
2014-05-15 06:49:02 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Isn't the place made out of rock? Rock can't burn.


Do you want lava? Cuz that's how you get lava.

/okay, it takes significantly hotter temperatures than a raging brush fire to melt rock which would then burn other things
//still, San Diego County is too close to new mountains for us to risk this
///if the beer puts out the fire, we will mourn the beer but understand God was thirsty and only the good stuff would quench
////amen.
 
2014-05-15 06:49:08 PM

Isitoveryet: amyldoanitrite: No extra-roasted malt jokes yet?

Fark, I am disappoint.

try their new San Marcos somked porter.


Thank you. I can die happy now.
 
2014-05-15 06:49:15 PM
Subby, you are a horrible person and you should be ashamed of yourself.
/Puns that bad should be force-fed to their authors.
 
2014-05-15 06:51:00 PM

toraque: symptomoftheuniverse: Peoples homes. Meh.
Stone Brewing. Omg!

/I know, welcome to fark.

Dude, it's not like you can drink people's homes!


Good point. What brew goes best with freshly roasted woodland critters and house dogs/cats??
 
2014-05-15 06:51:59 PM

Isitoveryet: mainsail: Ninkasi? Little help, here?

Ninkasi-san.


Ninkasi isn't Japanese. She's the Sumerian Goddess of beer.
 
2014-05-15 06:52:51 PM
Yeah...this sucks ass...

Hope the brewery survives...if so, they can brew a new Firenado (video) brew to celebrate
 
2014-05-15 06:53:26 PM
BTW, this is the time of day in San Diego where the winds get the strongest...from now until about sunset.
 
2014-05-15 06:53:50 PM
sp2.yimg.com
 
2014-05-15 06:55:02 PM
Californians, I have a stupid question: do you do prescribed fires out there? Here in Florida we do, so just wondering.
 
2014-05-15 06:55:26 PM

anuran: Isitoveryet: mainsail: Ninkasi? Little help, here?

Ninkasi-san.

Ninkasi isn't Japanese. She's the Sumerian Goddess of beer.


Ooops.

every time i see their name or poster around town, i instantly start in with my rotten Japanese accent ... Ninkasi.

arigato gozaimashiata

*gong*
 
2014-05-15 06:57:25 PM
I guess people are REALLY good fans of Wreck it Ralph...
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-15 06:57:37 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: Californians, I have a stupid question: do you do prescribed fires out there? Here in Florida we do, so just wondering.


They try to, but even those get out of hand sometimes.  Thinking with the wind we've had lately and the dry conditions, they might even be deemed too dangerous to attempt.

But GOATS on the otherhand...there's places that will rent you herds of goats to eat the brush off your property...and no chance they're going to get out of control and burn shiat (unless you make them angry)
 
2014-05-15 07:01:06 PM
Look wildfire, I tolerated your shiat because I thought you'd get put out soon, but if you take this from us, there will be a fark brigade down there battling you back and attempting to recover bottles from the building.

/First Fark Fire Drinking Division
 
2014-05-15 07:01:36 PM
Now's the time I wish Dogfish had a brewery in Escondido.  We could offer them to the fire gods in exchange to save Stone.

:(
 
2014-05-15 07:01:49 PM

SubBass49: But GOATS on the otherhand


but goats are shiftless & lazy, the best way to control the combustible growth around your property (fire fuel) is to use explosives.
 
2014-05-15 07:02:33 PM
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2014-05-15 07:03:02 PM
See that, Farkers? I've been telling you. It's so hot now in SoCal that even our beer is on fire.
 
2014-05-15 07:04:13 PM
Stay thirsty, my friends.


/like you have a choice about it now, suckers

//also, what are the whereabouts of Disaster Girl? She got an alibi?
 
2014-05-15 07:06:34 PM
Standing by to tackle the problem:

sp2.yimg.com
 
2014-05-15 07:08:46 PM
I volunteer to go down there, drink all their available product and then extinguish the fire Doug McKenzie style.  Coo loo coo coo, coo loo coo coo!
 
2014-05-15 07:09:02 PM

mainsail: Ninkasi? Little help, here?


Nice beer, IPA IIRC. Definitely had more than a couple.
 
2014-05-15 07:09:44 PM
I just want to be able to buy it online. Why can't I do that? Is it against some stupid, unenlightened law?
 
2014-05-15 07:09:49 PM
shakes tiny fist
 
2014-05-15 07:10:56 PM
Protect and serve the beer.
 
2014-05-15 07:11:21 PM
Just heard the news say the fire is burning East now...Stone isn't very far to the East of the previous fire line.  This is really not good.  Hope they have fire-proof construction...
 
2014-05-15 07:11:42 PM
I've never tried their beer but I can appreciate the loss.
Get out safe, and load up your car.
 
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