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(New York Daily News)   The people of Walmart continue to show their metal. This time it's a homeless woman 'shopping' with a crowbar and beating the hell out of a 4-year-old girl   (nydailynews.com) divider line 89
    More: Sick, California Walmart, San Jose Police Department, homeless  
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2014-05-15 08:53:10 PM  
Did you mean "mettle"?
 
2014-05-15 09:33:40 PM  
*clicks link*

Batshiat crazy homeless chick.  Probably thought the 4-year-old was one of the multiple demons she was currently hallucinating about.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was on bath salts...
 
2014-05-15 09:35:30 PM  

h2ogate: Did you mean "mettle"?


Given how many mobility scooters and hip replacements could be involved, it's best not to assume
 
2014-05-15 09:48:10 PM  
This just in, homelessness and mental health issues go hand-in-hand.
 
2014-05-15 10:16:52 PM  
For a genuinely evil criminally insane person, she's not bad looking
 
2014-05-15 10:17:02 PM  
btr.michaelkwan.com
 
2014-05-15 10:18:06 PM  
Pretty hot for a homeless chick.
 
2014-05-15 10:19:06 PM  
All I have to say about this is gonna get me labeled an ITG right quick. So I won't bother.
 
2014-05-15 10:19:16 PM  

h2ogate: Did you mean "mettle"?


I believe that's the joke.
 
2014-05-15 10:19:59 PM  

phaseolus: For a genuinely evil criminally insane person, she's not bad looking


Plus, she's got a winning smile.  Don't.  Stick.  Your.  Dick.  In.  Crazy.

The sad part is that this sicko will probably be out on the streets in time ready to really kill somebody the next time.
 
2014-05-15 10:22:43 PM  
Yep, she ain't bad looking actually. Wash her up, bring her to my tent and let me do the horizontal hokey pokey during one of her 20 minute bouts of sanity.

Hitting a 4 year old? Yep, pretty sure the same rules apply in a woman's prison when it comes to people who fark with kids or old people, so very likely she's gonna get tuned up something fierce or go flying off a balcony. Nothing cures crazy like flying off a balcony and landing cranium first!
 
2014-05-15 10:22:47 PM  
Spare the rod......
 
2014-05-15 10:23:56 PM  
So we regulate crowbars now?
 
2014-05-15 10:23:57 PM  
I'd let her repeatedly beat my "crowbar"

/would last for as many "hits"
 
2014-05-15 10:24:27 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2014-05-15 10:25:09 PM  

h2ogate: Did you mean "mettle"?


What are crowbars typically made of?

/that's the joke.jpg
 
2014-05-15 10:25:20 PM  
So, Gordon Freeman had a daughter.
 
2014-05-15 10:25:28 PM  
Was her last name 'Freeman'?

/DNRTFA
 
2014-05-15 10:26:04 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 10:28:15 PM  
I'd crowbar it
 
2014-05-15 10:29:00 PM  

h2ogate: Did you mean "mettle"?


Maybe they were rocking out to some AC/DC or something.

Also, I hate when so-called journalists editorialize in what should be straight news.  Yes, she is a "sicko", but that's not a term I expect or want to see in a news story.
 
2014-05-15 10:33:46 PM  

Practical_Draconian: So, Gordon Freeman had a daughter.


You son of a biatch.
 
2014-05-15 10:35:29 PM  
Another responsible crowbar owner.

/in seriousness though, if it was a gun, the little girl would likely be dead now
 
2014-05-15 10:40:07 PM  

gfid: h2ogate: Did you mean "mettle"?

Maybe they were rocking out to some AC/DC or something.

Also, I hate when so-called journalists editorialize in what should be straight news.  Yes, she is a "sicko", but that's not a term I expect or want to see in a news story.


I know what you mean.  It's like when that judge told that woman he sentenced that he hopes she rots in jail.  There's just some language that doesn't belong in certain places.  Makes you question whether they are really what they are or just pretending on the surface.
 
2014-05-15 10:40:32 PM  

Prey4reign: phaseolus: For a genuinely evil criminally insane person, she's not bad looking

Plus, she's got a winning smile.  Don't.  Stick.  Your.  Dick.  In.  Crazy.

The sad part is that this sicko will probably be out on the streets in time ready to really kill somebody the next time.



Having randomly attacked a helpless child, she will now be assured of 3 hots and a cot, thousands of dollars worth of hand wringing, bleeding heart therapy sessions, all of which you, the tax payer, will pay for, and when she gets out, which she probably will very shortly, because in many jurisdictions, the police cant even hold illegals when they are caught in the act of committing a serious crime,  she will probably be on the fast track to citizenship. Thanks Obama!
 
2014-05-15 10:41:56 PM  
Maybe the little girl had headcrabs.
 
2014-05-15 10:42:33 PM  
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a crowbar is a little girl in the candy aisle.
 
2014-05-15 10:44:55 PM  

WeenerGord: Prey4reign: phaseolus: For a genuinely evil criminally insane person, she's not bad looking

Plus, she's got a winning smile.  Don't.  Stick.  Your.  Dick.  In.  Crazy.

The sad part is that this sicko will probably be out on the streets in time ready to really kill somebody the next time.


Having randomly attacked a helpless child, she will now be assured of 3 hots and a cot, thousands of dollars worth of hand wringing, bleeding heart therapy sessions, all of which you, the tax payer, will pay for, and when she gets out, which she probably will very shortly, because in many jurisdictions, the police cant even hold illegals when they are caught in the act of committing a serious crime,  she will probably be on the fast track to citizenship. Thanks Obama!


Obama wasn't the one who dismantled our country's mental health system. That was Reagan the Prophet (pbuh).
 
2014-05-15 10:45:49 PM  
I used to see her daily at the low income housing complex i workednights at last year.

She has not been pronounced homeless by the authorities, ny daily news is assuming. This happened near san joses biggest homeless encampment, "the jungle", which has over 300 people living in it.

She is actually 20, most definitely severely mentally ill, often walks around half clothed, begging for cigarettes and arguing with herself.

She was arrested last year i believe for attacking her mom with a hammer, or at least that's what the headline on the local news fb post seemed to imply.

They have charged her with a hate crime enhancement because she targeted the family for being Asian. This is in the "little Saigon" area of san jose.

She expressed disappointment to the investigators that she had not inflicted more harm on the victims
 
2014-05-15 10:47:43 PM  
Kid you not, I was just at our local Wal-Mart a couple of hours ago, and there was a naked woman just shopping like it was no big deal. Nobody else must have either because she was there for awhile before being escorted out.


/ew.
//people of Walmart thread
 
2014-05-15 10:50:08 PM  
So, did the 4 year old deserve it or not?  Talk about biased reporting.
 
2014-05-15 10:54:40 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: So, did the 4 year old deserve it or not?  Talk about biased reporting.


Most kids do at some point.

/I don't condone it but I understand
 
2014-05-15 10:55:33 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: All I have to say about this is gonna get me labeled an ITG right quick. So I won't bother.


Here, let me.

How in the fark is she not dead after assaulting a four year old girl in front of her dad?

Step 1: Disarm crazy
Step 2: Give crazy her crowbar back via the back of the skull, repeatedly.
 
2014-05-15 10:57:05 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: All I have to say about this is gonna get me labeled an ITG right quick. So I won't bother.


ayup. I think I'll leave this one alone too, even though it angries up the blood pretty good.
 
2014-05-15 11:03:34 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Yep, she ain't bad looking actually. Wash her up, bring her to my tent and let me do the horizontal hokey pokey during one of her 20 minute bouts of sanity.

Hitting a 4 year old? Yep, pretty sure the same rules apply in a woman's prison when it comes to people who fark with kids or old people, so very likely she's gonna get tuned up something fierce or go flying off a balcony. Nothing cures crazy like flying off a balcony and landing cranium first!


farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2014-05-15 11:04:07 PM  

SquiggsIN: That graph makes me cringe. I actually started keeping a txt document of words/phrases people misuse. perhaps it is therapeutic to look at and giggle/cringe?


More fun then a barrel of monkeys.
 
2014-05-15 11:08:34 PM  
 
2014-05-15 11:11:39 PM  

WeenerGord: Prey4reign: phaseolus: For a genuinely evil criminally insane person, she's not bad looking

Plus, she's got a winning smile.  Don't.  Stick.  Your.  Dick.  In.  Crazy.

The sad part is that this sicko will probably be out on the streets in time ready to really kill somebody the next time.


Having randomly attacked a helpless child, she will now be assured of 3 hots and a cot, thousands of dollars worth of hand wringing, bleeding heart therapy sessions, all of which you, the tax payer, will pay for, and when she gets out, which she probably will very shortly, because in many jurisdictions, the police cant even hold illegals when they are caught in the act of committing a serious crime,  she will probably be on the fast track to citizenship. Thanks Obama!


And plenty of female inmates ready to off her at any given moment. But, where oh where in that article did you read that she's illegal? I think someone just had a wee bit of a Mel Gibson moment there, or you're just trolling for fun. I'm guessing the latter, so please just get back in the corner and wear your dunce cap/KKK hood with pride and let grown folks talk.
 
2014-05-15 11:12:12 PM  
So the lady shlagnicked the ptitsa? That kind of ultra-violence's not horroshow.
 
2014-05-15 11:12:57 PM  

h2ogate: Did you mean "mettle"?


I figured maybe music was involved...
 
2014-05-15 11:14:36 PM  
Cops said the sicko, who wore a twisted grin in her mug shot, didn't know the pair and the attack appeared to be random.

Uh... being she is lacking a home and suggested a four year old deserved this obviously random attack about which she is utterly satisfied with, perhaps the word "sicko" should not be used to describe her as she likely has a real mental illness. Besides, this language adds nothing to the story.
 
2014-05-15 11:15:11 PM  
The homeless should just be burned alive.
 
2014-05-15 11:21:46 PM  

jtown: kling_klang_bed: Yep, she ain't bad looking actually. Wash her up, bring her to my tent and let me do the horizontal hokey pokey during one of her 20 minute bouts of sanity.

Hitting a 4 year old? Yep, pretty sure the same rules apply in a woman's prison when it comes to people who fark with kids or old people, so very likely she's gonna get tuned up something fierce or go flying off a balcony. Nothing cures crazy like flying off a balcony and landing cranium first!

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 600x750]


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-05-15 11:23:26 PM  

Stay classy, Farkers.


/auf Nimmerwiedersehen

 
2014-05-15 11:23:38 PM  
I'm with the ITG crowd on this one. She had a crowbar? Yeah, I'd have availed myself of it.
 
2014-05-15 11:27:03 PM  
FTFA:"The incident took place about a half-mile from a well-known homeless camp known to locals as "the jungle,"

welcome to the jungle we got fun and games
you just read this in my voice
and you just lost the game
 
2014-05-15 11:27:42 PM  

h2ogate: Did you mean "mettle"?


Crowbar...
 
2014-05-15 11:27:52 PM  

whatshisname: SquiggsIN: That graph makes me cringe. I actually started keeping a txt document of words/phrases people misuse. perhaps it is therapeutic to look at and giggle/cringe?

More fun then a barrel of monkeys.


Heh, I see what you did their..
 
2014-05-15 11:27:53 PM  

LordJiro: Obama wasn't the one who dismantled our country's mental health system. That was Reagan the Prophet (pbuh).


This is a favorite talking point, but what about all the people, both presidents and and people in Congress who didn't think it was a big enough problem to do anything about.

Reagan hasn't been president for a long time.  I think it's time to stop blaming everything on him.
 
2014-05-15 11:30:28 PM  

duckpoopy: The homeless should just be burned alive.


Now, THAT's just sick.
 
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