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(Philly.com)   One, ONE in-flight groping. Two, TWO in-flight gropings. Three, THREE in-flight gropings. AH-AH-AH   (philly.com) divider line 5
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2014-05-15 11:11:12 PM
4 votes:
If you're going to get drunk and lose control, an airplane is not the place to do it.  This story kind of reminds me of a flight I took from LA to NY back when TWA was still around.  It was a late flight and I was the only one in the first class section.  This flight attendant said it was too late for food, but she could get me a bottle of wine, which I accepted.  After a few minutes of chatting, I asked if she wanted some of the wine - at first she declined then changed her mind.  Pretty soon we were sitting together making small talk.  Another flight attendant came forward and said most of her passengers were asleep.  I offered her some of the wine - next thing you know we're all sitting there having a few drinks playing turbulence poker.  Basically, every time we hit an air pocket whoever had the bottle of wine had to take off a piece of clothing.  By this time Sherry and Heather were pretty buzzed.  Heather kept offering to help Sherry with her bra, but Sherry would just giggle and finally admitted she wasn't wearing one.  Next time we hit an air pocket, sure enough Sherry was holding the bottle.  As soon as her blouse came open Heather leaned forward...

I'll have to finish some other time.  Just realized a Family Feud rerun is about to start.
2014-05-16 12:33:22 AM
1 votes:

gfid: itsaidwhat: And that's how I made Kate Middleton.
/finished that for ya
//her mom was a flight attendant. stewardess.

FTFY


Who the fark is Kate Middleton anyway?


She's from Canada, you wouldn't know  her.
2014-05-15 11:16:11 PM
1 votes:

Too Pretty For Prison: If you're going to get drunk and lose control, an airplane is not the place to do it.  This story kind of reminds me of a flight I took from LA to NY back when TWA was still around.  It was a late flight and I was the only one in the first class section.  This flight attendant said it was too late for food, but she could get me a bottle of wine, which I accepted.  After a few minutes of chatting, I asked if she wanted some of the wine - at first she declined then changed her mind.  Pretty soon we were sitting together making small talk.  Another flight attendant came forward and said most of her passengers were asleep.  I offered her some of the wine - next thing you know we're all sitting there having a few drinks playing turbulence poker.  Basically, every time we hit an air pocket whoever had the bottle of wine had to take off a piece of clothing.  By this time Sherry and Heather were pretty buzzed.  Heather kept offering to help Sherry with her bra, but Sherry would just giggle and finally admitted she wasn't wearing one.  Next time we hit an air pocket, sure enough Sherry was holding the bottle.  As soon as her blouse came open Heather leaned forward...

I'll have to finish some other time.  Just realized a Family Feud rerun is about to start.


Why does this never happen to me?

Also:

Robert John Coppack, 40, who has dual citizenship in the United States and the United Kingdom, was on Flight 728 when two female passengers complained to a flight attendant that he had touched them inappropriately

This is why I take care to only touch women appropriately.
2014-05-15 11:05:55 PM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Ah. Good times. Nothing like a long road trip to really bring a family together.


those "good times" remind me why I have no children
2014-05-15 09:42:14 PM
1 votes:
Brings back memories.

"Mom! He's touching me! Stop touching me!"

"Don't make me come back there!"

"I'm not doing anything!"

"You're touching me!"

"I am not!"

*Whack!*

"Waaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa ..."

"Ha ha! You got whacked!"

*Whack*

"But I didn't do anything!"

*Whack. Whack*

"Waaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa ..."

"Waaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa..."

Ah. Good times. Nothing like a long road trip to really bring a family together.
 
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