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(Huffington Post)   Hillary's head injury -- which was fake -- means she can't run for president, according to Fox News   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 107
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2014-05-15 04:42:32 PM  
poor fox. what are they going to do when there's no black president to kick around anymore?
 
2014-05-15 04:53:21 PM  
Fox News is full of lying, hypocritical, right-wing shiatheads? You don't say...
 
2014-05-15 04:58:51 PM  
Sean Hannity accusing someone of a closed head injury deserves the irony tag surely?
 
2014-05-15 05:12:13 PM  

FlashHarry: poor fox. what are they going to do when there's no black president to kick around anymore?


Attack the woman president.
 
2014-05-15 05:17:03 PM  

FlashHarry: poor fox. what are they going to do when there's no black president to kick around anymore?


Kick around the woman?
 
2014-05-15 05:52:38 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Fox News is full of lying, hypocritical, right-wing shiatheads? You don't say...


Deliberately distorting the facts makes you a liar now.

Lol.

No wonder Obama has been using ACORN to raid the homes of suspected conservatives.
 
2014-05-15 06:17:07 PM  

Mike_LowELL: No wonder Obama has been using ACORN to raid the homes of suspected conservatives.


ACORN was actually responsible for the Benghazi attacks.  James O'Keefe tried to blow the whistle but Obama slapped him with illegal wire tapping charges after he was allegedly "caught" allegedly "breaking into" an alleged "senator's" alleged "office". Point is they're way too busy to raid people's houses.  That's actually the Department of Health and Human Services Office of Jackbooted Thugs (DHHSOJT)
 
2014-05-15 06:40:09 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: ACORN was actually responsible for the Benghazi attacks.


it's how they got rid of vince foster and ron brown's bodies.
 
2014-05-15 06:44:21 PM  
Now if all candidates for President were given a fMRI scan and had to answer questions while being televised it would make things interesting. It is a noninvasive test and would give an idea of the health of any candidate.  HHGTTG Presidential scan did have its merits.
 
2014-05-15 06:57:38 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Department of Health and Human Services Office of Jackbooted Thugs (DHHSOJT)


Excellent.
 
2014-05-15 07:32:40 PM  
Fox News is such a joke. Naked Republican agit prop.
 
2014-05-15 07:36:42 PM  
Why this obsession with the Clintons and head?
 
2014-05-15 07:37:05 PM  
For your viewing pleasure, here's a recap of Fox contributors' turnaround on the state of Clinton's health.

Was there supposed to be more there? That appeared to be the end of the "article".
 
2014-05-15 07:37:14 PM  
Okay, somebody give me the short version. What head injury? I did see a picture of her when she left the hospital, and she looked terrible.
 
2014-05-15 07:38:48 PM  
If she would just release her health certificate, this wouldn't be an issue.
 
2014-05-15 07:39:30 PM  
They reelected a President with developing alzheimers and their worried about a minor head injury?
 
2014-05-15 07:39:47 PM  

Arachnophobe: If she would just release her health certificate, this wouldn't be an issue.


The health certificate, or certificate of health?
 
2014-05-15 07:39:52 PM  
Honest to God, I'm going to watch HRC's inauguration exclusively on Fox News, because it's going to be absolutely hilarious watching everyone in front of a camera struggle to mouth the words "Madame President".  Or watching them deal with not one, but two President Clintons standing there while she takes the oath.  I'm also going to start a pool to see which "conservative" has the first on-camera meltdown or an actual stroke.
 
2014-05-15 07:39:58 PM  
Why is Fox News scared of this strong liberal woman?
 
2014-05-15 07:40:30 PM  
Funny how Fox never had a problem with senior citizens running for president till very recently...
 
2014-05-15 07:40:46 PM  

MFAWG: Okay, somebody give me the short version. What head injury? I did see a picture of her when she left the hospital, and she looked terrible.


I think it's regarding the head injury she sustained that delayed her testimony for the Benghazi thing. And honestly, I do think the injury was a bit too convenient timewise. Not saying there's a huge scandal but I do think she was trying to buy time for whatever reason.
 
2014-05-15 07:44:25 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: FlashHarry: poor fox. what are they going to do when there's no black president to kick around anymore?

Kick around the woman?


Lol, Biden's already doing that.
 
2014-05-15 07:44:25 PM  
I think it is obvious that when it comes to things involving head, Hillary might not be that experienced in the matter.
 
2014-05-15 07:45:36 PM  

Arachnophobe: If she would just release her health certificate, this wouldn't be an issue.


The original long form health certificate please.
 
2014-05-15 07:46:31 PM  

TerminalEchoes: MFAWG: Okay, somebody give me the short version. What head injury? I did see a picture of her when she left the hospital, and she looked terrible.

I think it's regarding the head injury she sustained that delayed her testimony for the Benghazi thing. And honestly, I do think the injury was a bit too convenient timewise. Not saying there's a huge scandal but I do think she was trying to buy time for whatever reason.


The world you live in must be terrifying.
 
2014-05-15 07:47:23 PM  
Shiats not going to stick to the wall by itself.
 
2014-05-15 07:47:59 PM  

TerminalEchoes: MFAWG: Okay, somebody give me the short version. What head injury? I did see a picture of her when she left the hospital, and she looked terrible.

I think it's regarding the head injury she sustained that delayed her testimony for the Benghazi thing. And honestly, I do think the injury was a bit too convenient timewise. Not saying there's a huge scandal but I do think she was trying to buy time for whatever reason.


Oh, FFS. I should have known.

Someone pointed this out yesterday: The GOP has probably walked by any number of ACTUAL scandals while they tried to get this one going.
 
2014-05-15 07:49:44 PM  

Arachnophobe: If she would just release her health certificate, this wouldn't be an issue.


WHAR HEALT CERTIFICAT WHAR!
 
2014-05-15 07:50:56 PM  

TerminalEchoes: MFAWG: Okay, somebody give me the short version. What head injury? I did see a picture of her when she left the hospital, and she looked terrible.

I think it's regarding the head injury she sustained that delayed her testimony for the Benghazi thing. And honestly, I do think the injury was a bit too convenient timewise. Not saying there's a huge scandal but I do think she was trying to buy time for whatever reason.


You delay testimony with the head injury you have, not the head injury you might want or wish to have.

(-Rand Paul)
 
2014-05-15 07:51:05 PM  
Fox News Thought


Yeah...no.
 
2014-05-15 07:51:11 PM  
Someone mentioned that you plant as many possible derp seeds today.  You don't expect anything to get any traction but next year (before the presidential election) you can rehash them all but with the caveat that "this suggestion/theory/rumour was is not new, it has been circulating since xyz."

You are planting the seeds of future derp plants.
 
2014-05-15 07:52:06 PM  
www.cynical-c.com
 
2014-05-15 07:53:46 PM  

mrshowrules: ou are planting the seeds of future derp plants.


For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind: it hath no stalk: the bud shall yield no meal: if so be it yield, the strangers shall swallow it up.
 
2014-05-15 07:54:28 PM  

capn' fun: Honest to God, I'm going to watch HRC's inauguration exclusively on Fox News, because it's going to be absolutely hilarious watching everyone in front of a camera struggle to mouth the words "Madame President".  Or watching them deal with not one, but two President Clintons standing there while she takes the oath.  I'm also going to start a pool to see which "conservative" has the first on-camera meltdown or an actual stroke.


They won't show it. They will air a "Take America Back" special and call for a revolutionary war where all "liberals" must die in order for America to survive.
 
2014-05-15 07:54:32 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

He looked particularly hammy in the linked video.
 
2014-05-15 07:55:17 PM  

ManateeGag: FlashHarry: poor fox. what are they going to do when there's no black president to kick around anymore?

Attack the woman president.


I want to see Michelle Obama run in 2016.
 
2014-05-15 07:56:39 PM  

skyotter:


Drinking alcohol while using Anabuse.
 
2014-05-15 08:00:37 PM  
Head wound?
Miraculously recovered from a head wound?
Isn't that something that happens to the antichrist?
Just asking, not really SAYING that this proves that Hillary might be the antichrist.
 
2014-05-15 08:00:40 PM  

FlashHarry: poor fox. what are they going to do when there's no black president to kick around anymore?


Hey, there's still ACORN. There's always ACORN. Even when there isn't.
 
2014-05-15 08:07:56 PM  

TerminalEchoes: MFAWG: Okay, somebody give me the short version. What head injury? I did see a picture of her when she left the hospital, and she looked terrible.

I think it's regarding the head injury she sustained that delayed her testimony for the Benghazi thing. And honestly, I do think the injury was a bit too convenient timewise. Not saying there's a huge scandal but I do think she was trying to buy time for whatever reason.


Why would she try to delay addressing a non-scandal, knowing it would only lend credibility to the derpers? Pre-brain damage Hillary Clinton wasn't an idiot.
 
2014-05-15 08:09:14 PM  

mrshowrules: Arachnophobe: If she would just release her health certificate, this wouldn't be an issue.

The original long form health certificate please.


That one is a fake too. We want the REEL WON. WHAR REEL WON??!
 
2014-05-15 08:12:03 PM  

NobleHam: TerminalEchoes: MFAWG: Okay, somebody give me the short version. What head injury? I did see a picture of her when she left the hospital, and she looked terrible.

I think it's regarding the head injury she sustained that delayed her testimony for the Benghazi thing. And honestly, I do think the injury was a bit too convenient timewise. Not saying there's a huge scandal but I do think she was trying to buy time for whatever reason.

Why would she try to delay addressing a non-scandal, knowing it would only lend credibility to the derpers? Pre-brain damage Hillary Clinton wasn't an idiot.


What difference does it make?
 
2014-05-15 08:18:35 PM  

Ivo Shandor: ManateeGag: FlashHarry: poor fox. what are they going to do when there's no black president to kick around anymore?

Attack the woman president.

I want to see Michelle Obama run in 2016.


I don't think half the country could take 8 more years of butthurt, but she has my vote.
 
2014-05-15 08:20:03 PM  
It's like subby doesn't think Foxnews or the people who watch it can't contentedly believe two mutually contradictory things at the same time.

Obama is an empty suit tyrant!
 
2014-05-15 08:20:38 PM  

capn' fun: Honest to God, I'm going to watch HRC's inauguration exclusively on Fox News, because it's going to be absolutely hilarious watching everyone in front of a camera struggle to mouth the words "Madame President".  Or watching them deal with not one, but two President Clintons standing there while she takes the oath.  I'm also going to start a pool to see which "conservative" has the first on-camera meltdown or an actual stroke.


We might even get a full-on Scanners-style head explosion from the whole thing.

. . .especially if President Clinton named Barack Obama to fill a SCOTUS vacancy.  Now THAT's Maximum Trolling though.

(Wouldn't have been the first time either, William Howard Taft was appointed as a Justice after serving as President)
 
2014-05-15 08:26:45 PM  

skyotter:


You didn't expect Bush to capture Saddam in that spider hole, during the middle of a monsoon, while fighting off Boko Haram by himself and not get some injury?
 
2014-05-15 08:39:02 PM  
I'm voting republican in 2016.  If I have to listen to this horseshiat for another four years I'm going to have a stroke.
 
2014-05-15 08:39:47 PM  
Now, I can understand old fat politicians forgetting that the Internet never forgets...but a news agency that RUNS ON THE INTERNET?!?

Goddamn, do they think we're that stupid?
 
2014-05-15 08:41:05 PM  

FlashHarry: poor fox. what are they going to do when there's no black president to kick around anymore?


Black? You misspelled liberal.
 
2014-05-15 08:47:27 PM  

FlashHarry: poor fox. what are they going to do when there's no black president to kick around anymore?


well a female president and vice president will give them MORE than enough to QQ about
 
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