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(Popular Science)   Study says short men are longer where it counts   (popsci.com ) divider line
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2014-05-15 06:53:28 PM  
Also, the stubby little bastards don't have far to go when they fall down drunk.
 
2014-05-15 07:08:49 PM  
So not only will women still overlook me, they will continue to do so for a very long time.
 
2014-05-15 07:14:05 PM  
Short people got...no reason...To live...

etc etc


Don't want no short people
'Round here
 
2014-05-15 07:32:26 PM  
We'll that explains Tyrion Lannister.
 
2014-05-15 07:33:02 PM  
Goddammit that was supposed to be well not we'll.
 
2014-05-15 08:29:19 PM  
Well they do have a tendency to act like huge dicks
 
2014-05-15 09:00:22 PM  
Hmmm , just like small dogs live longer.
 
2014-05-15 09:01:11 PM  
No wonder women like tall men.
 
2014-05-15 09:02:28 PM  
In the bank account figures?
 
2014-05-15 09:17:03 PM  
Tall people should be allowed to retire full at age 55. Short people still have to work till 70.
 
2014-05-15 09:19:04 PM  
Between the smoking, the drinking, and the wild, wild women, I don't expect to live very long anyway.

But us tall guys get the wild, wild women. :D
 
2014-05-15 09:22:59 PM  

gopher321: Short people got...no reason...To live...

etc etc


Don't want no short people
'Round here


They got tiny little legs
They stand so low
Ya gotta pic 'em up
Just to say hello.
 
2014-05-15 09:26:37 PM  
I'm 5'6" so I'm OK with this.
 
2014-05-15 09:29:26 PM  

SilentStrider: We'll that explains Tyrion Lannister.


Quite alright. Read it in a southern drawl and it worked as intended.
 
2014-05-15 09:36:51 PM  
They will need those extra years to finally reach the top shelf at the grocery store.
 
2014-05-15 09:42:04 PM  

SquiggsIN: I guess all you guys under 6' should've drank more milk as kids!


I did ( & do) drink a lot of milk AND I'm of partial Dutch ancestry.....I don't know what went wrong!...( roll of the genetic dice, i guess)

/ 5' 8"
// have relatives that lived to their late 90's....and others who died in their 50's...
 
2014-05-15 09:46:09 PM  
Note to self: Fark posture. Slouch.
 
2014-05-15 09:47:23 PM  
Some men are longer then others.

Your mother been telling you stories about me again, eh?
 
2014-05-15 09:50:13 PM  
Pfft, who wants to die of natural causes anyway?
 
2014-05-15 09:52:57 PM  
I've always done well with the ladies. I'm sure it helped I sang, and played guitar in a pretty good band. And that I'm not a land monster. 5'9 11/16"
 
2014-05-15 10:01:00 PM  
Life...loathe it or ignore it--you can't like it.
 
2014-05-15 10:01:04 PM  

Jeng: Pfft, who wants to die of natural causes anyway?


only a loser dies of natural causes!
kithfans.com
 
2014-05-15 10:07:27 PM  

Jeng: Pfft, who wants to die of natural causes anyway?


He was shot. So he died, naturally.
 
2014-05-15 10:18:11 PM  
Death by misadventure
 
2014-05-15 10:20:14 PM  
energyscee.com
 
2014-05-15 10:36:37 PM  
I'm 5'7, and yep, it's the real loch ness monster down here!
This must mean that the midget from Game Of Thrones is packing 20 inches or more.

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-15 10:59:18 PM  
kling_klang_bed: I'm 5'7, and yep, it's the real loch ness monster down here!
This must mean that the midget from Game Of Thrones is packing 20 inches or more.

[pbs.twimg.com image 258x310]

>>its funny when people post without clicking the link.
 
2014-05-15 10:59:26 PM  

kling_klang_bed: I'm 5'7, and yep, it's the real loch ness monster down here!
This must mean that the midget from Game Of Thrones is packing 20 inches or more.


So you're saying your penis is a myth?
 
2014-05-15 11:09:02 PM  

Jeng: Pfft, who wants to die of natural causes anyway?


You mean drinking till you keel over and your head cracks open so brains spill on the sidewalk ain't natural?
 
2014-05-15 11:13:27 PM  

o'really: kling_klang_bed: I'm 5'7, and yep, it's the real loch ness monster down here!
This must mean that the midget from Game Of Thrones is packing 20 inches or more.

So you're saying your penis is a myth?


Nope, but like the Grinderman song goes, she calls me the loch ness monster. One great big hump and I'm gone!
 
2014-05-15 11:18:31 PM  
Well, we know that women prefer tall men.

So I'm gonna assume that that stress free life of not being married allowed these short men to live longer.
 
2014-05-15 11:22:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-15 11:39:59 PM  
Just stay away from horses...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-05-15 11:42:31 PM  
Everyone knows dwarves have big feet and battle axes.
 
2014-05-15 11:57:23 PM  
One guy tells another that he wishes that his penis would be long enough to touch the ground.  So the other guy cuts his legs off.
 
2014-05-16 12:40:11 AM  

SquiggsIN: I guess all you guys under 6' should've drank more milk as kids!


Never drank milk.
 
2014-05-16 02:57:21 AM  
I am doomed.
 
2014-05-16 02:58:28 AM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I am doomed.


 Slouch like I am.
 
2014-05-16 04:43:26 AM  

imfallen_angel: One guy tells another that he wishes that his penis would be long enough to touch the ground.  So the other guy cuts his legs off.


The water in the toilet is cold and deep...
 
2014-05-16 10:36:40 AM  

SilentStrider: We'll that explains Tyrion Lannister.


Come for the Lannister, stay for the Hodor?
 
2014-05-16 11:41:11 AM  

Crazy Lee: imfallen_angel: One guy tells another that he wishes that his penis would be long enough to touch the ground.  So the other guy cuts his legs off.

The water in the toilet is cold and deep...


See, there's your problem. Let us know when it's not deep enough.
 
2014-05-16 12:27:50 PM  
"It..it was like an anaconda!  I crumpled before its majesty"
"Yes, it is always the short guys..."

/very obscure
 
2014-05-16 02:59:26 PM  

das224: SilentStrider: We'll that explains Tyrion Lannister.

Come for the Lannister, stay for the Hodor?


cdn.inquisitr.com
 
2014-05-16 05:54:53 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: So not only will women still overlook me, they will continue to do so for a very long time.


Actually, the ratio of older women to older men is much higher than 1:1. Apparently you may get some serious tang in your assisted living community.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/19/opinion/sunday/emanuel-sex-and-the -s ingle-senior.html?_r=0
 
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