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(MSN)   Dear Parents, Your daughter, Pistol, is in violation of our school's No Tolerance Policy. She is expelled forever. Next time pick a normal name, like Vanellope or Burklee   (living.msn.com) divider line 32
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2014-05-15 05:05:22 PM
11 votes:

markie_farkie: It's only a matter of time before Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is born..


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"We named the dog Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho."
2014-05-15 04:27:51 PM
7 votes:
It's only a matter of time before Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is born..
2014-05-15 08:10:40 PM
6 votes:
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2014-05-15 10:47:49 PM
3 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: Hyjamon: but back to the point of the article...have cousins who's kid is named Gauge (as in shotgun, not wires)

*suspects more rotten poeslaw*
Stripper name?
*googles*

O.o

You are a very bad person.


here is a picture of the stripper if anyone else is curious:

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2014-05-15 07:27:40 PM
3 votes:

meat0918: When did Dayna become common?



there is no Dayna
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/only ZUUUUUUUUUUUL
2014-05-15 07:22:00 PM
3 votes:
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2014-05-15 04:07:16 PM
3 votes:

flucto: LOL @ Vanellope


That was one of the more normal sounding ones on the list.

Who are the brony couples naming their kids Rarity?   Also, Kyndle, really?  Some kids are being set up for a life of crime (Tuf, Vice) or a life on the pole (Envie, Kinzington).

I'm not sure WTF is up with the Subarus, and how do you pronounce Jceion?
2014-05-15 09:30:05 PM
2 votes:

Zel: Nerds got this trend started early. My dad had a few bizzare names picked out, but Mom pushed back when she found out they were all Dr. Who sidekicks. Turns out I got the name of one of her boyfriends instead.

my real father

FTFY
2014-05-15 08:03:20 PM
2 votes:
My next goal is to get people to give their children Puritan names. Just ask little Fall-not-into-daemonic-temptation-lest-the-Devil-take-your-soul-into-e verlasting-fire Dibbley.
2014-05-15 07:27:33 PM
2 votes:
I used to teach a kid named Dagur (Icelandic family) and another one named Talon (asshat family). With all these sharp, pointy names, it's amazing nobody got hurt.
2014-05-15 07:09:17 PM
2 votes:
Pistol, we would welcome a young lady of your caliber at Seishou Academy.

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2014-05-15 07:04:13 PM
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Wait. Wouldn't Pistol be a boys name? Shouldn't her name be Stamen?


I think Stigma would work on multiple levels.
2014-05-15 06:51:32 PM
2 votes:
Wait. Wouldn't Pistol be a boys name? Shouldn't her name be Stamen?
2014-05-15 05:00:01 PM
2 votes:

markie_farkie: Jadeveon Clowney


I see your Jadeveon Clowney and raise you a Barkevious Mingo.

/subby
2014-05-15 10:39:21 PM
1 votes:

dletter: And the people going with "Temprince" should have went with "Temperance" instead, and see how early that got their kids to drink.


Nah, they'd just become forensic anthropologists.
2014-05-15 09:49:13 PM
1 votes:
Ah yes, and obligatory in these threads: Utah Baby Namer

There's some poor boy out there named Tugdick. REALLY.
2014-05-15 09:44:56 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Seriously, who farking cares? As long as the teachers can pronounce it, I don't see why people get their knickers in a twist over it.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I understand why websites put together these lists. It's so stupid people will give them clicks.


Explains why you're on Fark.
2014-05-15 08:36:27 PM
1 votes:

Hyjamon: as someone who recently sat thru a graduation ceremony of 2000 kids, this trend has been out of hand for a while (seeing how the graduates are all 20+).  The readers had no trouble with foreign names (one reader teaches Chinese and the other is English as a second language teacher)...the ones they struggled with pronouncing the most and had to ask the person how to pronounce it were the names of African-American students.  I can only imagine how ridiculous it will be in another decade or two.

They don't display the names, so I can only guess how some were spelled...one that I remember was Unique Rose middle-name last-name, and since the speaker struggled with "Unique" I can only imagine how it was spelled.


LOL black people. God forbid teachers in a school building know the names of the students.

/one daughter on the way...we flirted with Rebel as a first name, but are going with Reagan

you lost the war, get over it.
2014-05-15 08:31:35 PM
1 votes:

Aarontology: TuteTibiImperes: flucto: LOL @ Vanellope

That was one of the more normal sounding ones on the list.

Who are the brony couples naming their kids Rarity?   Also, Kyndle, really?  Some kids are being set up for a life of crime (Tuf, Vice) or a life on the pole (Envie, Kinzington).

I'm not sure WTF is up with the Subarus, and how do you pronounce Jceion?

I'd guess "Jason"


Attempting to pronounce that name is cultural appropriation. Go crawl back under your rock, Donald Sterling.
2014-05-15 08:18:34 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: flucto:


I'm not sure WTF is up with the Subarus...


Subaru is a common girls name in Japan, which is what I thought at first when I read your comment. Subaru is the Japanese name for the Pleiades constellation, which is the inspiration for the car company's name and logo.

Given that TFA lists it among the boy's names (along with "Charger"), I'm guessing it's because someone allowed some WRX driving, Monster-swilling, flatbill-wearing brotatoes to breed.


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2014-05-15 07:43:09 PM
1 votes:
Someone add Vice Rocksword to the list of manliest names.
2014-05-15 07:38:18 PM
1 votes:
The thing that chaps my hide is when people have odd spellings of normal names, then when you misspell it, they get all kinds of offended and act like YOUR the retard.

I worked over 12 years in technical support (over the phone for an ISP) and several times ran in to:

Me: Ok ma'am.  What's your name?
Customer: Amy (for example)
Me: Ok... A-M-Y?
Customer: No (disgusted tone in her voice like I'm a moron) It's Emie (with a grunt on the other end like I'm the one that responsible for her stupidity).

I just wanted to find their parents and slap the holy shiate out of them.

/CSB?
2014-05-15 07:26:01 PM
1 votes:
Mr. and Mrs. Asswipe Johnson?

/that's Assweepé
2014-05-15 07:18:36 PM
1 votes:

markie_farkie: It's only a matter of time before Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is born..


When that day comes, mark it on the calendar. Remember where you are that day, and whatever you're doing. Never forget it. That day will be forever in history. That day will be the beginning of... THE END.
2014-05-15 07:15:44 PM
1 votes:

JonnyBGoode: Charlemagne?

For a girl?


It's pronounced Sher-ly-may-jean
2014-05-15 07:12:55 PM
1 votes:
Naming girls Madison was the turning point. I blame Daryl Hannah.

We're getting closer now to full circle, back to "naming" children by grunting out a set of quasi-random syllables which the parents are unable to put into intelligible writing.

Someday we'll come back around to a limited set of socially-acceptable traditional names - but they'll be names like MackEnzzee-Boo and Brahvalisho, and naming a kid Madison will seem hopelessly pretentious.

Yours in Preferred Nomenclature,

Monkeyfark Crimefighter Ridiculous
2014-05-15 07:09:37 PM
1 votes:
Did anyone else expect an article about Sarah Palin and her brood?
2014-05-15 07:07:38 PM
1 votes:
Hello, my name is Kaptain Forever Power Warrior, and I'm an alcoholic.
2014-05-15 07:00:05 PM
1 votes:
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The Pete family unavailable for comment?
2014-05-15 06:56:18 PM
1 votes:
"Vice" is the male infant version of a strippername.

"Subaru", "Tuf", and "Kyndie" will be regularly pounded.

/Better off naming them all "Sue" in spite of the occasional attorney.
2014-05-15 06:50:42 PM
1 votes:
Sometimes, while watching football, I like to see which names would win at scrabble.
2014-05-15 04:15:47 PM
1 votes:
Come on, Burklee is a boys name.
 
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