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(io9)   Man gives himself a tattoo by letting a thousand bedbugs feed on his arm   (io9.com) divider line 36
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10002 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2014 at 5:34 PM (15 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-15 03:46:16 PM
Fark needs a nope tag
 
2014-05-15 03:50:40 PM
That is not in any way a tattoo.
 
2014-05-15 05:04:41 PM
The part about the bedbug sniffing dog training was quite interesting.
 
2014-05-15 05:41:00 PM
what a f*cking moron.
 
2014-05-15 05:43:51 PM
does it itch more or less than a normal tattoo?
 
2014-05-15 05:43:58 PM
This won't turn out well for him later

Sandkings.jpg
 
2014-05-15 05:44:54 PM
If he was a real man, he would have done a facial tattoo
 
2014-05-15 05:45:00 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-15 05:45:34 PM
Two weeks later, you can just barely make out the bunny ears and the crescent:


So in the end, the bed bug tattoo lasted just a few days


I know that the delineation can be a bit fuzzy, but I think we may have different definitions of "a few days."
 
2014-05-15 05:45:45 PM
JohnnyFedora? Damn hipsters.
 
2014-05-15 05:46:18 PM
Gak! Oh HELL no!
 
2014-05-15 05:46:51 PM
As someone recovering from Rocky Mountain spotted fever, I'm not getting a kick out of this at all.
 
2014-05-15 05:48:56 PM
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.jpg
 
2014-05-15 05:49:04 PM

Colour_out_of_Space:


If the story didn't make me sick, this just did the job...
/hork...
 
2014-05-15 05:51:38 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: This won't turn out well for him later

Sandkings.jpg


And +100 Internets to you for GRRM's best story ever.
 
2014-05-15 05:55:27 PM
Dale Gribble approves.
 
2014-05-15 05:59:43 PM
I was going to link a picture to the butthole tattoo girl but I saw the other images and I"m going to go cry for a bit now
 
2014-05-15 06:02:36 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-15 06:11:24 PM
Nope nope nope nope.....
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Nope nope nope!
 
2014-05-15 06:12:41 PM
Passive Circus Geek
 
2014-05-15 06:13:52 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-05-15 06:20:23 PM

Delta1212: Two weeks later, you can just barely make out the bunny ears and the crescent:


So in the end, the bed bug tattoo lasted just a few days

I know that the delineation can be a bit fuzzy, but I think we may have different definitions of "a few days."


Never waited on a check from a client, have ya ;-)
 
2014-05-15 06:30:02 PM

bigbobowski: what a f*cking moron.


why?
 
2014-05-15 06:32:36 PM
Don't try this with bullsharks, or grizzlies though.
 
2014-05-15 06:35:06 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 06:58:47 PM
I thought bedbugs were microscopic. I learned something new.
 
2014-05-15 07:12:20 PM

IgG4: Fark needs a nope tag


Seconded.

Entomologists are an... interesting bunch, aren't they?

/At one point, I wanted to be one.
//Ended up not pursuing a science education
///Hit my math wall at calc.
 
2014-05-15 07:20:23 PM
www.redroofinnphoenix.com

I remember my first tattoo
 
2014-05-15 07:33:12 PM

Canton: Entomologists are an... interesting bunch, aren't they?


I remember seeing something on TV once about a guy whose goal in life was to be bitten by every species of mosquito on the planet.
 
2014-05-15 08:45:27 PM
I remember seeing something on TV once about a guy whose goal in life was to be bitten by every species of mosquito on the planet.

Don't care, got sucked.
 
2014-05-15 09:20:39 PM
Approves, and takes your thumb, Charlie:

i.imgur.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-05-15 10:10:56 PM
Faaaaaaaark that.
i218.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-15 11:12:25 PM

Canton: IgG4: Fark needs a nope tag

Seconded.


Thirded.

Mind you, the nope tag would most likely just get up and leave anyway.
 
2014-05-16 02:01:21 AM
Unless you have a jar of bed bugs in desperate need of feeding, it's probably best to go the non-insect route with your skin adornments.


Not so much. Regular tattoos leave permanent scars.
 
2014-05-16 02:58:46 AM
Oh, good!  I have an excuse to share Isabella Rosselini's Green Porno: Bedbug Edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GcFO8y-WDE
 
2014-05-16 03:49:25 AM

rosekolodny: Oh, good!  I have an excuse to share Isabella Rosselini's Green Porno: Bedbug Edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GcFO8y-WDE


I used to like her.
 
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