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(Gawker)   "I pulled you over because you went through a stoplight. Can I see your license?" "It's in my wallet, the one that says bad motherfarker." "I have to let you go now"   (gawker.com) divider line 11
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2014-05-15 07:39:58 PM  
4 votes:

"You could argue that he got out of the ticket because he was polite and honest to the officer and had his gun in a lock box and properly permitted, but Serra attributes it to his Pulp Fiction wallet."

He probably got out of it because he was polite (not necessarily honest). Just recently I was speeding through the main road in a town and flew by an unmarked police car. Once he flashed the lights on me I pulled over and proceeded to get my license and registration out. The cop had me dead to rights.

He asked me if I knew why I was pulled over. I said I don't know. He said I was going so fast, he was doing 35 mph and my speed made him look like he was standing still. I was polite, stayed in the car, did not talk back and gave him my documents. Ten minutes later he let me go with a warning, no ticket. I know there's a lot of cop hate on Fark, but if you use your smarts in certain situations with police then you do yourself a favor.

2014-05-15 07:36:09 PM  
4 votes:
Nice example of driving while white
2014-05-15 07:16:32 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-05-16 12:52:01 AM  
1 votes:

That Guy Jeff: It was the gun. Having a gun is the best damn way to get out of a traffic ticket. Police are like dogs, and guns are their squirrels. Have a properly cared for gun that you legally own, and their entire attention will focus on the gun, getting you out of the ticket. Their tiny little minds are easily distracted.


There's something to this.  I don't even know if its a distraction issue so much as if you have gone through all of the FBI checks to get a permit, I think they figure that you're a fairly upstanding citizen they don't have to worry about.
2014-05-15 09:17:59 PM  
1 votes:

Nutsac_Jim: tonygotskilz: I have so many speeding tickets in 2 states I have become quite the expert in traffic stops. I am black so no matter what I say or do I get a ticket 90% of the time. I have tried being really nice, being really rude, being funny, being quite I haven't tried being white that might work though.

So now I just try to feel the individual cop out and if they aren't a total jerk I try to have fun with them. Last time I got pulled over he asked me if I knew how fast I was going on the on ramp, I asked "which on ramp" which got me the dirtiest look possible. He followed up with I was doing 95 (in a 65). So I said. "Oh really thats it?" then got really quite with a smirk on my face like I just got away with murder. Cause I did, I was doing well over 130 just minutes before he saw me.


Maybe you get tickets, not because you are black, but because you drive at double the speed limit.


I was with him, up until he said he had done 130. Christ, what an asshole.
2014-05-15 08:57:41 PM  
1 votes:

tonygotskilz: I have so many speeding tickets in 2 states I have become quite the expert in traffic stops. I am black so no matter what I say or do I get a ticket 90% of the time. I have tried being really nice, being really rude, being funny, being quite I haven't tried being white that might work though.

So now I just try to feel the individual cop out and if they aren't a total jerk I try to have fun with them. Last time I got pulled over he asked me if I knew how fast I was going on the on ramp, I asked "which on ramp" which got me the dirtiest look possible. He followed up with I was doing 95 (in a 65). So I said. "Oh really thats it?" then got really quite with a smirk on my face like I just got away with murder. Cause I did, I was doing well over 130 just minutes before he saw me.


Maybe you get tickets, not because you are black, but because you drive at double the speed limit.
2014-05-15 08:17:37 PM  
1 votes:
I always open with, "Say, man, have you got a joint?, and then, "It'd be a lot cooler if you did" in my Wooderson voice.
2014-05-15 08:06:52 PM  
1 votes:
I wouldn't normally admit this on the internet, but Fark doesn't have downvotes. All I can get is no votes and nasty responses, so here goes:

That movie was terrible. It was almost never funny (and violence can, sometimes, be funny). Tarrantino is absolute shiat and I hope he shoots himself for being terrible.
2014-05-15 07:50:26 PM  
1 votes:

ein125: Nice example of driving while white


Bonus white points for having a HAM radio, HAM license, a gun, a gun safe and a CCW permit. Oh, and a dash camera.
2014-05-15 07:23:33 PM  
1 votes:
It's the wallet that gets me out of everything, including having a girlfriend or a steady job

yes, it's the wallet. yes it is.

www.myconfinedspace.com
2014-05-15 07:12:02 PM  
1 votes:
It would have been cooler if he pulled some of that sovereign citizen BS.
 
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