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(Gawker)   "I pulled you over because you went through a stoplight. Can I see your license?" "It's in my wallet, the one that says bad motherfarker." "I have to let you go now"   (gawker.com) divider line 106
    More: Spiffy, traffic lights, Nicholas Serra, safe-deposit boxes, wallets  
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20382 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2014 at 7:04 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-16 10:30:53 AM  
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2014-05-16 10:57:43 AM  
Nobody's mentioned him biting his fingernails, reaching into his mouth to retrieve them, and flicking them around the car.
 
2014-05-16 11:55:52 AM  
I've got to get hubby that wallet. Got pulled over because the light over the tag had burned out. Tag is his birthday month, April, his birthday was on the 4th, you have a 10 day grace period, and it was the 15th. Left with a $130 ticket because his registration was "officially" expired. Most cops will grace you out for that month. Not here. Budget cuts cost everyone.
 
2014-05-16 01:41:02 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: I wouldn't normally admit this on the internet, but Fark doesn't have downvotes. All I can get is no votes and nasty responses, so here goes:

That movie was terrible. It was almost never funny (and violence can, sometimes, be funny). Tarrantino is absolute shiat and I hope he shoots himself for being terrible.


I feel the same way about fight club.

shrug.
 
2014-05-16 02:09:45 PM  

Kahabut: Fark like a Barsoomian: I wouldn't normally admit this on the internet, but Fark doesn't have downvotes. All I can get is no votes and nasty responses, so here goes:

That movie was terrible. It was almost never funny (and violence can, sometimes, be funny). Tarrantino is absolute shiat and I hope he shoots himself for being terrible.

I feel the same way about fight club.

shrug.


I am Jack's raging indignation.
 
2014-05-16 06:12:02 PM  
Csb:

In prolly '95 in Tucson, I got pulled over for 65 in a 35 at 11pm. Cop came up and ordered me out of the car.

Cop said, "license, registration, and insurance". I said,"here is my license, but my registration and insurance is in the counsel under my .45."

Cop said, "ok, license will do"

/still got the ticket
//cool on cop
 
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