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(Gawker)   "I pulled you over because you went through a stoplight. Can I see your license?" "It's in my wallet, the one that says bad motherfarker." "I have to let you go now"   (gawker.com) divider line 113
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2014-05-15 07:05:08 PM
That's a good way to sell some wallets.
 
2014-05-15 07:07:19 PM
I have the same wallet.  I can only hope it helps me out in the same manner but, I doubt it.
 
2014-05-15 07:08:51 PM
I had that wallet. Eventually the word "bad" wore off. I was just a motherfarker after that.

/true story
 
2014-05-15 07:09:55 PM
Whenever two truly dedicated "Pulp Fiction" fans cross paths, anything can happen. He's soooo lucky that THIS is what happened.
 
2014-05-15 07:12:02 PM
It would have been cooler if he pulled some of that sovereign citizen BS.
 
2014-05-15 07:16:32 PM
uproxx.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-15 07:17:03 PM

rbuzby: It would have been cooler if he pulled some of that sovereign citizen BS.


Yea, cause they would have shot him on the spot. Would have made for a much better video.
 
2014-05-15 07:17:56 PM
I have a Fossil wallet...........What do I win?
 
2014-05-15 07:18:39 PM

Koldbern: Whenever two truly dedicated "Pulp Fiction" fans cross paths, anything can happen. He's soooo lucky that THIS is what happened.


Yeah, good thing he didn't say "what?" to any of the cops questions.
 
2014-05-15 07:19:33 PM
Mine has the Assassin's Creed symbol on it, so I'll probably get shot
 
2014-05-15 07:23:33 PM
It's the wallet that gets me out of everything, including having a girlfriend or a steady job

yes, it's the wallet. yes it is.

www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2014-05-15 07:25:37 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I have a Fossil wallet...........What do I win?


A senior citizen.
 
2014-05-15 07:26:45 PM

SquiggsIN: I have the same wallet.  I can only hope it helps me out in the same manner but, I doubt it.


Ha, same here. Had the first one for about 5 years but recently got a new one due to accidentally washing the first in the washing machine on more than one (drunk) occasion.
 
2014-05-15 07:26:47 PM
This is what I use for a wallet. They would probably let me go because I look poor.


blog.crankingwidgets.com


Meh, who am I kidding?
 
2014-05-15 07:31:09 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I have a Fossil wallet...........What do I win?


A coprolite.
 
2014-05-15 07:32:56 PM
I have a leather bookmark that my friend made for me that says badass motherfarker. But that just makes me a nerd. :/ She's rather good at the leather tooling.

http://instagram.com/p/Vuw4FkuNcH/
 
2014-05-15 07:36:09 PM
Nice example of driving while white
 
2014-05-15 07:37:38 PM
Tyvek Star Trek wallet here, yo....
 
2014-05-15 07:37:45 PM
The amount of "white privilege" derp in the Gawker comments is astounding.  God forbid 1 kid has 1 lucky exchange with a cop.

Get a life, losers.
 
2014-05-15 07:39:17 PM
SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DOUBLE DARE YOU !!!
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 07:39:58 PM

"You could argue that he got out of the ticket because he was polite and honest to the officer and had his gun in a lock box and properly permitted, but Serra attributes it to his Pulp Fiction wallet."

He probably got out of it because he was polite (not necessarily honest). Just recently I was speeding through the main road in a town and flew by an unmarked police car. Once he flashed the lights on me I pulled over and proceeded to get my license and registration out. The cop had me dead to rights.

He asked me if I knew why I was pulled over. I said I don't know. He said I was going so fast, he was doing 35 mph and my speed made him look like he was standing still. I was polite, stayed in the car, did not talk back and gave him my documents. Ten minutes later he let me go with a warning, no ticket. I know there's a lot of cop hate on Fark, but if you use your smarts in certain situations with police then you do yourself a favor.

 
2014-05-15 07:41:42 PM
Last time I got pulled over the cop told me I was going 50 in a 35 zone, and I was so surprised I exclaimed "what!?" since I thought It was more like 42 or so.  He got real mad real fast and started yelling stuff like "your telling me I don't know how to do my job?"  I grovelled and apologized 5 or 6 times and then he let me go, since he was on his way to get some lunch.
 
2014-05-15 07:43:09 PM
My wallet says Get Off My Lawn
 
2014-05-15 07:43:12 PM
I should get a wallet with "Not A Nice Person At All" monogrammed on it. The handful of people who get the reference will think it's --ing cool.

/I think the text filter is shortening my em dash entities
//I hear that happens a lot to Farkers over #151
 
2014-05-15 07:45:51 PM
He looks like a biatch.
 
2014-05-15 07:46:44 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I have a Fossil wallet...........What do I win?


I've got some fossilized dinosaur turds in the rock polisher. You could make a nice necklace. G.
 
2014-05-15 07:48:45 PM
I got pulled over, the cop asked me if I knew how fast I was going. I asked him why he pulled me over if he didn't know. He didn't think it was funny, I thought it was hillarious
 
2014-05-15 07:50:26 PM

ein125: Nice example of driving while white


Bonus white points for having a HAM radio, HAM license, a gun, a gun safe and a CCW permit. Oh, and a dash camera.
 
2014-05-15 07:50:38 PM

acohn: drjekel_mrhyde: I have a Fossil wallet...........What do I win?

A coprolite.


Dang it. I'm slower than that constipated dinosaur.

I salute you.
 
2014-05-15 07:54:20 PM

Mithiwithi: I should get a wallet with "Not A Nice Person At All" monogrammed on it. The handful of people who get the reference will think it's --ing cool.

/I think the text filter is shortening my em dash entities
//I hear that happens a lot to Farkers over #151


Mothballs? You're snorting mothballs now?

/that's some ----ing good wood
 
2014-05-15 07:56:10 PM
That scene is the basis of half my Fark handle.
 
2014-05-15 07:56:56 PM

fusillade762: [uproxx.files.wordpress.com image 500x281]


I gotta say that he is absolutely perfect in that role. Great show, I'm loving it.
 
2014-05-15 07:59:42 PM
I have so many speeding tickets in 2 states I have become quite the expert in traffic stops. I am black so no matter what I say or do I get a ticket 90% of the time. I have tried being really nice, being really rude, being funny, being quite I haven't tried being white that might work though.

So now I just try to feel the individual cop out and if they aren't a total jerk I try to have fun with them. Last time I got pulled over he asked me if I knew how fast I was going on the on ramp, I asked "which on ramp" which got me the dirtiest look possible. He followed up with I was doing 95 (in a 65). So I said. "Oh really thats it?" then got really quite with a smirk on my face like I just got away with murder. Cause I did, I was doing well over 130 just minutes before he saw me.

My favorite was when I got pulled over doing 88 in a car that only had a Speedo that went to 80 (94 Mercury tracer which was the ford escort for those poor people who couldn't afford the mercury model). He asked me how fast I was going and I knew It was well over the 80 mark as the speedo was covering the M in MPH at the bottom of speedo on its way back around to 0. I looked at the cop and look at the dash then looked back at the cop and shrugged, pointed at the dash and said, ummm faster than that, pointing at 80. The Florida Highway patrol officer didn't laugh but I was determined to get at least a smirk out of him. He then told me I was clocked doing 88 and asked where I was headed to going so fast. I answered without pause. "I was trying to go back in time"... That got him, he finally chuckled, told me to hold on a minute, went back to his cruiser and came back with $350 ticket.

TL:DR Comedy doesn't pay when dealing with the policy, or pretty much ever in any circumstance but its pretty damn fun anyway.
 
2014-05-15 08:03:11 PM
"I go through em all the time"

wtf
 
2014-05-15 08:06:52 PM
I wouldn't normally admit this on the internet, but Fark doesn't have downvotes. All I can get is no votes and nasty responses, so here goes:

That movie was terrible. It was almost never funny (and violence can, sometimes, be funny). Tarrantino is absolute shiat and I hope he shoots himself for being terrible.
 
2014-05-15 08:07:51 PM

fusillade762: [uproxx.files.wordpress.com image 500x281]


Might be my favorite scene in the entire series so far. If I were Colin Hanks' character, I'd have let him go too. Fark that. Life is too short.
 
2014-05-15 08:09:53 PM

Abox: "I go through em all the time"

wtf


Yeah, I would have given him a ticket for saying that.
 
2014-05-15 08:11:35 PM

Koldbern: Whenever two truly dedicated "Pulp Fiction" fans cross paths, anything can happen. He's soooo lucky that THIS is what happened.


It was a 50-50 shot of either this, or this:
i.crackedcdn.com
 
2014-05-15 08:13:49 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: I wouldn't normally admit this on the internet, but Fark doesn't have downvotes. All I can get is no votes and nasty responses, so here goes:

That movie was terrible. It was almost never funny (and violence can, sometimes, be funny). Tarrantino is absolute shiat and I hope he shoots himself for being terrible.


3edgy5me
 
2014-05-15 08:15:22 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: I wouldn't normally admit this on the internet, but Fark doesn't have downvotes. All I can get is no votes and nasty responses, so here goes:

That movie was terrible. It was almost never funny (and violence can, sometimes, be funny). Tarrantino is absolute shiat and I hope he shoots himself for being terrible.


I'll agree to disagree with the batshiat crazy post you just made.  ;)
even my wife loves Tarantino movies.
 
2014-05-15 08:15:27 PM
"I go through them all the time I just didn't realize you guys were cops"

This cock should have his license taken away with that attitude. "Traffic laws don't apply to me! I don't care about risking other peoples lives!"

I want to punch that farker until there are bones in his stool.
 
2014-05-15 08:17:37 PM
I always open with, "Say, man, have you got a joint?, and then, "It'd be a lot cooler if you did" in my Wooderson voice.
 
2014-05-15 08:18:05 PM
tonygotskilz:

I hope you are never on a road anywhere near me.  You sound like you think you're a street racer.
 
2014-05-15 08:20:49 PM
In what world do you treat a red light like a stop sign?  I can only think of two legitimate scenarios.  1) Turning right after stopping (and there's no sign that says "no right turn on red").  2) The sensor is malfunctioning and fails to sense your vehicle.  I had that happen plenty of times during my motorcycling days.  If you're going straight or making a left turn and there's no malfunction, you sit there until it turns green.

Okay, there's also the third scenario where you're driving through an area where it's too dangerous to stop at night.
 
2014-05-15 08:22:20 PM

fusillade762: [uproxx.files.wordpress.com image 500x281]


You win the thread as far as I'm concerned.

/It airs on Sunday in the UK, so I have not long finished watching next Sunday's episode via the power of the internet.
//And I'll watch it again on Sunday.
///And maybe a couple of times in between.
 
2014-05-15 08:23:59 PM

jtown: In what world do you treat a red light like a stop sign?  I can only think of two legitimate scenarios.  1) Turning right after stopping (and there's no sign that says "no right turn on red").  2) The sensor is malfunctioning and fails to sense your vehicle.  I had that happen plenty of times during my motorcycling days.  If you're going straight or making a left turn and there's no malfunction, you sit there until it turns green.

Okay, there's also the third scenario where you're driving through an area where it's too dangerous to stop at night.


In rural communities or when there's no traffic at 3 in the morning but the lights are still timed.
 
2014-05-15 08:25:45 PM

iron de havilland: fusillade762: [uproxx.files.wordpress.com image 500x281]

You win the thread as far as I'm concerned.

/It airs on Sunday in the UK, so I have not long finished watching next Sunday's episode via the power of the internet.
//And I'll watch it again on Sunday.
///And maybe a couple of times in between.


It really is a good show.  I think calling it Fargo might have hurt it more than it helped it.  It's better than the movie and not a retelling like people might think it is.
 
2014-05-15 08:25:59 PM
I just got pulled over the other day by a motor less than a block from my house. What made it amusing is that he's a cop from two towns over that was enroute to the county juvie jail, which is down the road a bit from my house. And the road is a county road. (Traditionally, only the Sheriff does traffic enforcement on that road, although any CA Peace/Police officer can pull you over anywhere in the state.)

He says I didn't yield to oncoming traffic (I turned left in front of oncoming traffic.) It's debatable; I live there, I've made that turn 10,000 times. But, I was polite, had my documents in order, and told him that my wife would give me 10x the grief the judge would. He laughed, gave me a warning, and I wished him a safe tour. We shook hands. The whole thing took 5 minutes.
 
2014-05-15 08:26:03 PM
1) Be polite (it's always a good idea)
2) Be efficient (don't waste people's time, and they won't waste yours)
3) Have a plan to kiss everyone you meet (just in case they decide to be aggressive)
 
2014-05-15 08:26:04 PM
I would imagine you run out of good will pretty quickly when you broadcast this sort of bullshiate on the interwebby.  I doubt the officers appreciated having their favor broadcast.

Reminds me of the bicycle guy thread a couple weeks back, where when suggesting the guy getting pulled over might have been better served and got off with just a warning if he hadn't been so confrontational and sticking a camera in the cops face.  This sentiment somehow was interpreted as me being some sort of neo-fascist.

God I love the interwebby.
 
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