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(CNN)   Joran van der Sloot taking a stab at marriage; says he's found the woman that's been missing all his life. Tag is for the bride to be   (cnn.com) divider line 90
    More: Fail, Van der Sloot, Sloot, Peru, Natalee Holloway, Caribbean island of Aruba  
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2014-05-15 02:44:21 PM  
I got as far as the Nancy Grace in that video. Does anyone else find her voice, mannerisms, thoughts and comments grating on the nerves?

Anyways, serial killers, mass murders and media pariahs have groupies. Sucks to be you nerd boy.

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2014-05-15 03:30:45 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I got as far as the Nancy Grace in that video. Does anyone else find her voice, mannerisms, thoughts and comments grating on the nerves?

Anyways, serial killers, mass murders and media pariahs have groupies. Sucks to be you nerd boy.

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2014-05-15 04:29:40 PM  
I hope he gives her space and doesn't end up suffocating her.
 
2014-05-15 04:33:03 PM  
Women be crazy
 
2014-05-15 04:34:49 PM  
He gets more pussy in prison than many farkers.
 
2014-05-15 04:34:58 PM  
The bride to be?

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2014-05-15 04:36:56 PM  
Leydi Carol Figueroa Uceda, 23, the bride-to-be, is expecting a baby boy fathered by van der Sloot, according to Altez. She's five months' pregnant. The accountant has a 2-year-old boy from a previous relationship.

He was arrested in 2010, which means that this "previous relationship" also took place in prison. This guy must be Ted Bundy levels of charming.
 
2014-05-15 04:37:29 PM  
How many wives did Drew Peterson murder? And he still kept finding new brides.
 
2014-05-15 04:39:11 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid:
I got as far as the Nancy Grace in that video. Does anyone else find her voice, mannerisms, thoughts and comments grating on the nerves?

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Mute the sound and enjoy the view.
 
2014-05-15 04:39:11 PM  

RenownedCurator: This guy must be Ted Bundy levels of charming.


He's handsome and rich and there's no shortage of crazy women. Ergo, he gets all kinds of tail.

Anybody who takes up with a guy who is known to have killed one girlfriend and may well have had a hand in the disappearance of a short fling must be someone whose greed/crazy has completely overwhelmed any ability to recognize patterns.
 
2014-05-15 04:39:21 PM  

RenownedCurator: Leydi Carol Figueroa Uceda, 23, the bride-to-be, is expecting a baby boy fathered by van der Sloot, according to Altez. She's five months' pregnant. The accountant has a 2-year-old boy from a previous relationship.

He was arrested in 2010, which means that this "previous relationship" also took place in prison. This guy must be Ted Bundy levels of charming.


*don't make a tasteless joke*

I hear he can slay women with his humor.

/f*ck!
 
2014-05-15 04:39:54 PM  
Well done, subby.... Must give credit where credit is due.
 
2014-05-15 04:40:41 PM  

a_feral_duck: How many wives did Drew Peterson murder? And he still kept finding new brides.


Only 2, I think.   I don't know.  did I miss some?
 
2014-05-15 04:41:41 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I got as far as the Nancy Grace in that video. Does anyone else find her voice, mannerisms, thoughts and comments grating on the nerves?

Anyways, serial killers, mass murders and media pariahs have groupies. Sucks to be you nerd boy.

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You have angered the gods, Ragnar Lothbrok!
 
2014-05-15 04:42:08 PM  

tennesseemike: Women be crazy


Chicks dig jerks.
 
2014-05-15 04:42:56 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Because People in power are Stupid:
I got as far as the Nancy Grace in that video. Does anyone else find her voice, mannerisms, thoughts and comments grating on the nerves?

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Mute the sound and enjoy the view.


I'd happily eat Robin Meade's butthole for breakfast. And drink her toilet water after my mouth gets too dry.
 
2014-05-15 04:45:20 PM  

Rann Xerox: tennesseemike: Women be crazy

Chicks dig jerks.


*tips fedora*
 
2014-05-15 04:45:26 PM  
nice one subby.


Also... this crazy biatch that's marrying him is different from some other crazy biatch that I seem to remember was on the news before. If remember correctly was described as a medical doctor and was kinda of an older cougar. I think that at some point she was even paying for some his legal defense.
 
2014-05-15 04:46:14 PM  
How or why is this guy still alive?
 
2014-05-15 04:46:27 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I got as far as the Nancy Grace in that video. Does anyone else find her voice, mannerisms, thoughts and comments grating on the nerves?


She is the worst thing I have ever seen on television. Her personality, the subject matter - she is the exact opposite of something I would care to watch.
 
2014-05-15 04:47:23 PM  
I hope Joran van der Sloot is a polygamist, that gets married a few more times to some hairy fellow inmates.
 
2014-05-15 04:48:05 PM  
But she can  change him.
 
2014-05-15 04:49:15 PM  
One by one, fighting the fight, you win again dude!
 
2014-05-15 04:51:58 PM  
Also stupid and dumbass. And if he ever gets out, dead.
 
2014-05-15 04:52:25 PM  

AeAe: How or why is this guy still alive?


Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.*

*does not apply in Texas where "he needed killing" is an acceptable reason
 
2014-05-15 04:53:41 PM  
She might be just the rudder he needs to become a straight shooter.
 
2014-05-15 04:53:49 PM  
Did you know they can lock you up for life just because you said you want to be just like dad?
 
2014-05-15 04:54:35 PM  
Wow, prison hasn't treated him well.  Unless he's been making/drinking gallons of pruno, then he looks fine.
 
2014-05-15 04:58:44 PM  

kbronsito: nice one subby.
Also... this crazy biatch that's marrying him is different from some other crazy biatch that I seem to remember was on the news before. If remember correctly was described as a medical doctor and was kinda of an older cougar. I think that at some point she was even paying for some his legal defense.


How on earth........? ?

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2014-05-15 04:58:53 PM  
Leydi Carol Figueroa Uceda


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2014-05-15 05:00:57 PM  
She is about par for the course in Peru.  He could probably find a prettier transgendered Peruvian.


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2014-05-15 05:02:31 PM  
Somehow, I've been farking up that headline for half an hour and seeing 'James VanDerBeek'. I have no idea why.
 
2014-05-15 05:06:37 PM  

akula: RenownedCurator: This guy must be Ted Bundy levels of charming.

He's handsome and rich and there's no shortage of crazy women. Ergo, he gets all kinds of tail.

Anybody who takes up with a guy who is known to have killed one girlfriend and may well have had a hand in the disappearance of a short fling must be someone whose greed/crazy has completely overwhelmed any ability to recognize patterns.


Handsome? Are we looking at the same pictures? I'll concur with you on the second two items though.
 
2014-05-15 05:09:44 PM  

Mikey1969: Somehow, I've been farking up that headline for half an hour and seeing 'James VanDerBeek'. I have no idea why.


that used to be a common joke for all the van der Sloot headlines.

/As for his fiance...  in Peru (and much of Latin America) there is a concept called "mejorar raza" or "blanqueamiento de raza" which means to improve or whiten your race/stock. She probably doesn't care the guy is a murderer because her babies will be whiter than she is and she may even hit the jackpot and get a kid with blond hair. So she's either a crazy murderer groupie or a calculating self loather playing the race "improvement" game so her children will have better status than she does.
 
2014-05-15 05:09:54 PM  
Hey, that's killer.  I'm sure they will be very happy together.  Do they get a cell for two or how does that work?  Seriously, how off kilter would you be to marry that guy?
 
2014-05-15 05:10:24 PM  

Anayalator: Leydi Carol Figueroa Uceda


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See latin american has it's own ghetto fab naming system as well.

Leydi became a popular name because of Lady Diana, they just spelled it differently.  I met a girl years ago in Colombia, gorgeous, who said her name was Leydi, because her mother said she was a princess.  She was upset that I cracked up over the explanation.

Here are few off the top of my head.

1. James - spelled correctly but pronounce like Ha-miss.
2. Louisiana for girls, Louisiano for boys.
3. Jhon Kennedi was popular years ago.
4. Elaine - pronounced A-Liney
 
2014-05-15 05:10:35 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I got as far as the Nancy Grace in that video. Does anyone else find her voice, mannerisms, thoughts and comments grating on the nerves?


No, that's just you. I think she's just lovely. Have you seen my pills? They taste like purple.
 
2014-05-15 05:11:33 PM  

kbronsito: She probably doesn't care the guy is a murderer because her babies will be whiter than she is and she may even hit the jackpot and get a kid with blond hair.


And he writes a book and makes millions (as long as its published outside the US)
 
2014-05-15 05:11:44 PM  
The Nancy Grace rage was amusing. You could almost see her head spin around and steam come out.
 
2014-05-15 05:11:50 PM  
Didn't Seinfeld make a joke about this?  "Now that's a woman that is hard to disappoint"

/talk about an awkward toast
 
2014-05-15 05:12:51 PM  

kbronsito: Mikey1969: Somehow, I've been farking up that headline for half an hour and seeing 'James VanDerBeek'. I have no idea why.

that used to be a common joke for all the van der Sloot headlines.

/As for his fiance...  in Peru (and much of Latin America) there is a concept called "mejorar raza" or "blanqueamiento de raza" which means to improve or whiten your race/stock. She probably doesn't care the guy is a murderer because her babies will be whiter than she is and she may even hit the jackpot and get a kid with blond hair. So she's either a crazy murderer groupie or a calculating self loather playing the race "improvement" game so her children will have better status than she does.


Those don't seem all that different to me...
 
2014-05-15 05:14:18 PM  

kbronsito: Mikey1969: Somehow, I've been farking up that headline for half an hour and seeing 'James VanDerBeek'. I have no idea why.

that used to be a common joke for all the van der Sloot headlines.

/As for his fiance...  in Peru (and much of Latin America) there is a concept called "mejorar raza" or "blanqueamiento de raza" which means to improve or whiten your race/stock. She probably doesn't care the guy is a murderer because her babies will be whiter than she is and she may even hit the jackpot and get a kid with blond hair. So she's either a crazy murderer groupie or a calculating self loather playing the race "improvement" game so her children will have better status than she does.


You hit the nail on the head, and doesn't he have cash?, so she probably sees some of that. She looks like a copera( she who delivers cups, bar maid) who bangs old dudes when they get their pensions.
 
2014-05-15 05:14:47 PM  

kbronsito: in Peru (and much of Latin America) there is a concept called "mejorar raza" or "blanqueamiento de raza" which means to improve or whiten your race/stock.


That's really sad.
 
2014-05-15 05:16:08 PM  
I hope they're registered in the gardening section at Home Depot.
 
2014-05-15 05:16:41 PM  

Mikey1969: kbronsito: Mikey1969: Somehow, I've been farking up that headline for half an hour and seeing 'James VanDerBeek'. I have no idea why.

that used to be a common joke for all the van der Sloot headlines.

/As for his fiance...  in Peru (and much of Latin America) there is a concept called "mejorar raza" or "blanqueamiento de raza" which means to improve or whiten your race/stock. She probably doesn't care the guy is a murderer because her babies will be whiter than she is and she may even hit the jackpot and get a kid with blond hair. So she's either a crazy murderer groupie or a calculating self loather playing the race "improvement" game so her children will have better status than she does.

Those don't seem all that different to me...


Being a crazy murderer groupie seems more like an individual defect... the other thing is more of a systemic societal issue, the product of a colonial caste systems and racism. But one takeaway you can learn from this is that being white is not only awesome in America, it's awesome pretty much everywhere.
 
2014-05-15 05:19:14 PM  

AeAe: How or why is this guy still alive?


At least partly because he can neither date himself nor pick himself up at a bar.
 
2014-05-15 05:19:30 PM  

Gawdzila: kbronsito: in Peru (and much of Latin America) there is a concept called "mejorar raza" or "blanqueamiento de raza" which means to improve or whiten your race/stock.

That's really sad.


True that.  White people farked up the blues and BBQ.  Why would they want to join that?
 
2014-05-15 05:21:21 PM  
He should have enjoyed his unattractive Figueroa in the anus.
 
2014-05-15 05:24:34 PM  

Gawdzila: kbronsito: in Peru (and much of Latin America) there is a concept called "mejorar raza" or "blanqueamiento de raza" which means to improve or whiten your race/stock.

That's really sad.


It is bizarre.  Peru has a lot of indian stock in it, as you can see it clearly in the girls features.

When I first went to Colombia after growing up in the states, I had to learn all about those types of cultural oddities.

Although, in Colombia the majority is still european, nazi war criminal, spanish jew stock, especially in the mountains, people tend to not care so much about color.

However, evidently my facial features and my light coloring give me what my wife calls "cara de rico" a rich mans face which gets me a lot of preferential treatment.  My big schnoz evidently gives me a look of nobility.
 
2014-05-15 05:24:46 PM  

cgraves67: He gets more pussy in prison than many farkers.


Yeah, then what?
 
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