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(Denver Channel)   TSA posting warning signs to travelers about MERS next to the machines that will give you cancer so they can look at you naked. Enjoy your delayed flight   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 18
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2014-05-15 02:44:07 PM
Love the advice:

Wash your hands often (especially after handling these filthy bins we never wash where people put their filthy shoes)

Avoid close contact with sick people (like being crammed in a sardine can with them for 10 hours while they cough all over you)
 
2014-05-15 03:06:21 PM
Are they letting you wear a radiation card through those things yet?
 
2014-05-15 03:14:53 PM

Walker: Love the advice:

Wash your hands often (especially after handling these filthy bins we never wash where people put their filthy shoes)

Avoid close contact with sick people (like being crammed in a sardine can with them for 10 hours while they cough all over you)


I was thinking the same thing when I saw it on the local news. "Don't make out with anyone who you think has MERS and wash your hands if you do". Thanks, Surgeon General. People are paid to write this shiat.
 
2014-05-15 04:23:46 PM
I liked the previous headline I saw: WHO: MERS? Not sers. no1currs
 
2014-05-15 04:37:53 PM

From Philly to Boston: Are they letting you wear a radiation card through those things yet?


Get one that's 100% non-ferris metal and put it in your underwear next to your junk.
 
2014-05-15 06:03:58 PM
Headline is awesome.
 
2014-05-15 06:09:39 PM

Tr0mBoNe: From Philly to Boston: Are they letting you wear a radiation card through those things yet?

Get one that's 100% non-ferris metal and put it in your underwear next to your junk.


Bueller?  Bueller?

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2014-05-15 06:09:39 PM
Don't worry, the radiation is only killing TSA agents.
 
2014-05-15 06:11:39 PM

gopher321: WHO: MERS?


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2014-05-15 06:17:05 PM
Is "Don't stick your dick in MERS" on the list?
 
2014-05-15 06:24:14 PM
The radiation and the MERS cancel out. That's what the radiation boxes are for.
 
2014-05-15 06:24:25 PM

From Philly to Boston: Are they letting you wear a radiation card through those things yet?


You might be able to get away with holding one in your hand rather than wearing it. I've been able to do that a couple of times with my watch when I've forgotten to put it in the conveyor belt.

\Thankfully, LAX has mainly migrated to the millimeter wave scanners where crotch sweat will actually help obscure your junk.
 
2014-05-15 07:07:46 PM
I'm waiting for the day that the TSA will require blood and urine tests to get into a secure area.

//Sir, we show a high level of stress hormones in your system while standing in line for a half an hour and having you take off your belt and shoes before getting a naked picture taken of you.  Step over here please.
 
2014-05-15 07:08:50 PM
Bravo subby.
 
2014-05-15 07:11:14 PM
I am waiting at the terminal for my 4 hour 10 minute delayed flight, so I am getting a kick...
 
2014-05-15 07:27:22 PM
You get more radiation during the flight than you do from those machines.
 
2014-05-16 01:28:10 AM
THOSE MACHINES DO NOT CAUSE CANCER!!!! Probably. Maybe. We don't really know, but we're going to treat you like a terrorist if you don't want to walk through one. Because Freedom.
 
2014-05-16 09:57:05 AM
You know, you can "opt out" of the cancer-scanners.   That means that the TSA people actually have to do work to pat you down- they apparently hate having to do that, which is reason enough to request it every single time.
 
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