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(The Raw Story)   Headline that clearly fell through a wormhole from an alternate reality: "Creationist Ken Ham: Atheists love 'pagan' Pat Robertson for making Christians looks silly"   (rawstory.com) divider line 50
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2014-05-15 03:12:59 PM  
7 votes:
These guys need to stop fighting. It's okay, they can both be wrong.
2014-05-15 04:11:37 PM  
6 votes:
GOD HATES HAM

// Lev. 11:7-8
2014-05-15 03:25:21 PM  
5 votes:

bdub77: This is just further proof that we live in a multiverse and we happened to get lumped into one of the sh*ttier ones where George W Bush gets elected and re-elected, the Senate is about to be taken over by the do-nothing GOP, Comcast is allowed to merge with Time Warner, and this f*cknut can get funded for his wacky museum of bullsh*t.


I've been wearing this goatee for years waiting for the wormhole to open up and suck me into the Spockbeard universe where everyone acts like a pirate.

Still waiting.
2014-05-15 04:07:14 PM  
4 votes:
God made evolution.

*drops mic*
2014-05-15 04:03:29 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-15 04:00:48 PM  
4 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Kenned Ham!  Kanned Ham!  KE'AM!


Looks familiar. A relative of Ham Rove?
2014-05-15 02:30:44 PM  
4 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: scottydoesntknow: Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.

Remember when Pat Robinson was the extreme right wing Christian?

Me too. Good times. Good times.



There is always room to stake a even more Jesusy position than they guy who came before, and to these types extremism in the defense of "morality" is no vice.  Someday, someone will pop up to the right of Hamm (perhaps calling for returning to executing criminals by stoning instead of lethal injection)   and then a guy to the right even of THAT guy (calling for including wearing cotton-wool blends on the list of capital crimes)   until you some day some up and comer will be forced to ask "how much more Jesusy can I ber?" and the answer is none.  None More Jesusy
2014-05-15 04:39:51 PM  
3 votes:
I've been promoting Apatheism for a long time, but it's hard to get people excited about it.
2014-05-15 04:22:07 PM  
3 votes:

blatz514: Magorn: Darth_Lukecash: scottydoesntknow: Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.

Remember when Pat Robinson was the extreme right wing Christian?

Me too. Good times. Good times.


There is always room to stake a even more Jesusy position than they guy who came before, and to these types extremism in the defense of "morality" is no vice.  Someday, someone will pop up to the right of Hamm (perhaps calling for returning to executing criminals by stoning instead of lethal injection)   and then a guy to the right even of THAT guy (calling for including wearing cotton-wool blends on the list of capital crimes)   until you some day some up and comer will be forced to ask "how much more Jesusy can I ber?" and the answer is none.  None More Jesusy

Just for shiats, I GIS'd that.  The results were alright..

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 501x568]


The atheist has the nicer rack.
2014-05-15 03:57:49 PM  
3 votes:
"Really Pat Robertson?" Ham said. "You mean there is no way God, the infinite Creator, could not have created the universe in six days just six thousand years ago? God could have created everything in six seconds if He wanted too!"

Reminds me of this:

"My dad could beat up your dad!"
2014-05-15 02:37:19 PM  
3 votes:
And both of them will be taken to task by the people who believe the sun revolves around the earth.
2014-05-15 02:19:33 PM  
3 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.


Remember when Pat Robinson was the extreme right wing Christian?

Me too. Good times. Good times.
2014-05-15 02:15:46 PM  
3 votes:
Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.
2014-05-15 04:49:56 PM  
2 votes:

gregario: The Christian girl is cuter. Plus she probably does anal.


catholic typing detected.
2014-05-15 04:47:58 PM  
2 votes:
First Rupert Murdoch and now this asshole who makes Pat Robertson look good. What the fark, Astraya? What the fark did America ever do to you?
2014-05-15 04:44:10 PM  
2 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: blatz514: Magorn: Darth_Lukecash: scottydoesntknow: Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.

Remember when Pat Robinson was the extreme right wing Christian?

Me too. Good times. Good times.


There is always room to stake a even more Jesusy position than they guy who came before, and to these types extremism in the defense of "morality" is no vice.  Someday, someone will pop up to the right of Hamm (perhaps calling for returning to executing criminals by stoning instead of lethal injection)   and then a guy to the right even of THAT guy (calling for including wearing cotton-wool blends on the list of capital crimes)   until you some day some up and comer will be forced to ask "how much more Jesusy can I ber?" and the answer is none.  None More Jesusy

Just for shiats, I GIS'd that.  The results were alright..

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 501x568]

The atheist has the nicer rack.


That's because it was intelligently designed.
2014-05-15 04:39:33 PM  
2 votes:
whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com
2014-05-15 04:30:55 PM  
2 votes:

AbiNormal: kling_klang_bed: We started loving Pat Robertson? Apparently my fellow atheists forgot to send me a memo.

I'm an atheist but I don't belong to any atheist groups. Does that make me anti atheist? Or atheist atheist? Which is atheist x atheist which is atheist2  which is √atheist. Cool


You're an apathetic atheist.
2014-05-15 04:21:15 PM  
2 votes:

Dr Dreidel: GOD HATES HAM

// Lev. 11:7-8


It really is a damn Shem, too.
2014-05-15 04:18:29 PM  
2 votes:

Magorn: Darth_Lukecash: scottydoesntknow: Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.

Remember when Pat Robinson was the extreme right wing Christian?

Me too. Good times. Good times.


There is always room to stake a even more Jesusy position than they guy who came before, and to these types extremism in the defense of "morality" is no vice.  Someday, someone will pop up to the right of Hamm (perhaps calling for returning to executing criminals by stoning instead of lethal injection)   and then a guy to the right even of THAT guy (calling for including wearing cotton-wool blends on the list of capital crimes)   until you some day some up and comer will be forced to ask "how much more Jesusy can I ber?" and the answer is none.  None More Jesusy


4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-05-15 04:13:11 PM  
2 votes:
*blink*
Tweedledum abused by Tweedledumber.
*shrug*

/ god botherers are just getting too predictable, constantly ramped up to 11
// don't they ever get workout from all that self righteous posturing and yelling?
2014-05-15 04:10:50 PM  
2 votes:
Oh look, they are cannibalizing their own now.
2014-05-15 04:03:45 PM  
2 votes:

Magorn: Darth_Lukecash: scottydoesntknow: Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.

Remember when Pat Robinson was the extreme right wing Christian?

Me too. Good times. Good times.


There is always room to stake a even more Jesusy position than they guy who came before, and to these types extremism in the defense of "morality" is no vice.  Someday, someone will pop up to the right of Hamm (perhaps calling for returning to executing criminals by stoning instead of lethal injection)   and then a guy to the right even of THAT guy (calling for including wearing cotton-wool blends on the list of capital crimes)   until you some day some up and comer will be forced to ask "how much more Jesusy can I ber?" and the answer is none.  None More Jesusy


You're mixing your Testaments. Jesus wasn't in the original Bible. He didn't get added until Bible 2.0, so technically all of that Old Testament stuff isn't "Jesusy". "Jewey", maybe? I don't know.
2014-05-15 03:57:48 PM  
2 votes:
And both of them make even the most conservative of the Liturgical sects roll our eyes (not that we don't have our problems, but seriously).
2014-05-15 03:51:45 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Kenned Ham!  Kanned Ham!  KE'AM!

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Kenned ham is pork that has been cured, pressed into a can, and steam cooked. The result is a very stable, albeit somewhat bland, food product. Unlike conventional ham, the Kenned variety will keep in less than ideal conditions, and since it tends to be made from cheap ingredients, it is a cheap source of protein. One of the most famous forms is SPAM®, a product that is not technically ham since it integrates several different cuts of meat.
2014-05-15 03:38:21 PM  
2 votes:
Kenned Ham!  Kanned Ham!  KE'AM!

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-05-15 03:16:42 PM  
2 votes:
This is just further proof that we live in a multiverse and we happened to get lumped into one of the sh*ttier ones where George W Bush gets elected and re-elected, the Senate is about to be taken over by the do-nothing GOP, Comcast is allowed to merge with Time Warner, and this f*cknut can get funded for his wacky museum of bullsh*t.
2014-05-15 06:34:22 PM  
1 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
2014-05-15 06:05:18 PM  
1 votes:

tylerdurden217: AbiNormal: kling_klang_bed: We started loving Pat Robertson? Apparently my fellow atheists forgot to send me a memo.

I'm an atheist but I don't belong to any atheist groups. Does that make me anti atheist? Or atheist atheist? Which is atheist x atheist which is atheist2  which is √atheist. Cool

I think it makes you an agnatheist. Get it right.


One of these guys?

upload.wikimedia.org
2014-05-15 05:04:58 PM  
1 votes:

wildcardjack: I_Am_Weasel: Kenned Ham!  Kanned Ham!  KE'AM!

Looks familiar. A relative of Ham Rove?


Maybe this one

i59.tinypic.com
2014-05-15 04:42:33 PM  
1 votes:

soporific: And both of them will be taken to task by the people who believe the sun revolves around the earth.


HERETIC! That would assume the Earth is round.


LazerFish: I've been promoting Apatheism for a long time, but it's hard to get people excited about it.


I'm actually ordained in the Church of the Apathetic Agnostic.

♫We don't know and we don't care, doo-dah, doo-dah♫
2014-05-15 04:41:38 PM  
1 votes:
Dumb versus dumber
2014-05-15 04:41:17 PM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: The creationist attacked Robertson's comments point by point, accusing him of "utter ignorance of science" for disputing the "literal history" of the Bible - "as it is meant to be taken," Ham said, "as Jesus takes it."

Ummmm....

I don't even...

But....

How...

Fark it, I'm obviously not meant to understand that kind of "science".


Ken divides science into Historical Science (hint, it comes from the Bible) and observational science (things that confirm that which comes from the Bible.).

Basically, he's a modern day snake oil salesmen hiding behind a pulpit.
2014-05-15 04:38:37 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: Magorn: Darth_Lukecash: scottydoesntknow: Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.

Remember when Pat Robinson was the extreme right wing Christian?

Me too. Good times. Good times.


There is always room to stake a even more Jesusy position than they guy who came before, and to these types extremism in the defense of "morality" is no vice.  Someday, someone will pop up to the right of Hamm (perhaps calling for returning to executing criminals by stoning instead of lethal injection)   and then a guy to the right even of THAT guy (calling for including wearing cotton-wool blends on the list of capital crimes)   until you some day some up and comer will be forced to ask "how much more Jesusy can I ber?" and the answer is none.  None More Jesusy

Just for shiats, I GIS'd that.  The results were alright..

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 501x568]


That picture is misleading due to poor lighting

img.fark.net

That's teh real difference
2014-05-15 04:35:56 PM  
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: kid_icarus: AbiNormal: kling_klang_bed: We started loving Pat Robertson? Apparently my fellow atheists forgot to send me a memo.

I'm an atheist but I don't belong to any atheist groups. Does that make me anti atheist? Or atheist atheist? Which is atheist x atheist which is atheist2  which is √atheist. Cool

You're an apathetic atheist.

Apatheist


We suck as a group since none of us care about the group and refuse to even acknowledge it's existence as a thing.
2014-05-15 04:33:38 PM  
1 votes:

kid_icarus: AbiNormal: kling_klang_bed: We started loving Pat Robertson? Apparently my fellow atheists forgot to send me a memo.

I'm an atheist but I don't belong to any atheist groups. Does that make me anti atheist? Or atheist atheist? Which is atheist x atheist which is atheist2  which is √atheist. Cool

You're an apathetic atheist.


Apatheist
2014-05-15 04:32:29 PM  
1 votes:

UrukHaiGuyz: Dr Dreidel: GOD HATES HAM

// Lev. 11:7-8

It really is a damn Shem, too.


Japhether stop making stupid puns along this ark; Noah way it ends well.
2014-05-15 04:28:58 PM  
1 votes:

phalamir: Kentucky really is fighting tooth and nail to declare itself the Commonwealth of Gilead, isn't it?


Not before Drew declares KY the "Commonwealth of Duke Sucks"
2014-05-15 04:27:31 PM  
1 votes:

kling_klang_bed: We started loving Pat Robertson? Apparently my fellow atheists forgot to send me a memo.


I'm an atheist but I don't belong to any atheist groups. Does that make me anti atheist? Or atheist atheist? Which is atheist x atheist which is atheist2  which is √atheist. Cool
2014-05-15 04:25:31 PM  
1 votes:
David Koresh had a contest to see if he or another competing evangelist could raise a man from the dead.

I hope this tiff between Pat and Ham descends into the same kind of contest. With live chat lines while viewers watch the corpse rot away.
2014-05-15 04:18:07 PM  
1 votes:
Pat Robertson celebrates Christmas and Easter, two of the biggest pagan holidays in existence. Nothing weird with labeling people by their actions, is there? It's not a value judgement. If you celebrate pagan holidays, people should be forgiven for mistaking you for a pagan, if you aren't one.
2014-05-15 04:15:53 PM  
1 votes:
We started loving Pat Robertson? Apparently my fellow atheists forgot to send me a memo.
2014-05-15 04:15:45 PM  
1 votes:

Martian_Astronomer: "Really Pat Robertson?" Ham said. "You mean there is no way God, the infinite Creator, could not have created the universe in six days just six thousand years ago? God could have created everything in six seconds if He wanted too!"

...I know that Ken Ham has made a career out of missing the point, but the way in which he misses the point here is more severe than usual. A God who's willing to engage in solipsistic, reality-altering deception has a lot of unpleasant theological implications...

(Also, I bet that Ken Ham would still probably argue with Augustine, who made a similar point for different reasons.)


They'd both argue with Augustine - he was Catholic.
2014-05-15 04:14:05 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: Magorn: Darth_Lukecash: scottydoesntknow: Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.

Remember when Pat Robinson was the extreme right wing Christian?

Me too. Good times. Good times.


There is always room to stake a even more Jesusy position than they guy who came before, and to these types extremism in the defense of "morality" is no vice.  Someday, someone will pop up to the right of Hamm (perhaps calling for returning to executing criminals by stoning instead of lethal injection)   and then a guy to the right even of THAT guy (calling for including wearing cotton-wool blends on the list of capital crimes)   until you some day some up and comer will be forced to ask "how much more Jesusy can I ber?" and the answer is none.  None More Jesusy

Just for shiats, I GIS'd that.  The results were alright..

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 501x568]


Oh, lord, if that's my prayerbook, let us Pray!
2014-05-15 04:13:07 PM  
1 votes:
Do you know how I know that you know I know you know?
2014-05-15 04:11:32 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-15 04:11:30 PM  
1 votes:

Magorn: Darth_Lukecash: scottydoesntknow: Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.

Remember when Pat Robinson was the extreme right wing Christian?

Me too. Good times. Good times.


There is always room to stake a even more Jesusy position than they guy who came before, and to these types extremism in the defense of "morality" is no vice.  Someday, someone will pop up to the right of Hamm (perhaps calling for returning to executing criminals by stoning instead of lethal injection)   and then a guy to the right even of THAT guy (calling for including wearing cotton-wool blends on the list of capital crimes)   until you some day some up and comer will be forced to ask "how much more Jesusy can I ber?" and the answer is none.  None More Jesusy


Just for shiats, I GIS'd that.  The results were alright..

3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-05-15 04:06:59 PM  
1 votes:
Kentucky really is fighting tooth and nail to declare itself the Commonwealth of Gilead, isn't it?
2014-05-15 04:05:48 PM  
1 votes:
Well, as long as they're fighting with each other, they are leaving the rest of us alone.

So, win.
2014-05-15 04:04:07 PM  
1 votes:
This is like a nerdfight, but with creationists.

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